A/N OMJ! (Oh My Jasper XD ) ive already got 3 reviews! *does happy dance* oh..

right... your still watching me... oops. oh,

uh, Bye. *Blushes*

Alice POV

I ran to the rest of Cullens/Hales. "Alright everyone, on to the next thing.

Only one person will do this and I had a great feeling on who would

volenteer. "The next thing... 2. -" I paused. "Uh, Alice?" Jasper said with a
questioning look on his face. I looked closely at Jasper. "What?" I said eager

to get on with the fun. "Where are Emmet And Bella?" He said a almost amused

look came over his face as he saw my expresion change. Crap. "Oh... Uh-" I

began stuttering but was rudely cut off from my semi-mental breakdown. "OW!

GOD-DAMNIT EMMET! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" Bella screamed, a stream of

profanitys bubbling from her lips. "What did you do now Emmet! " Edward

shouted glaring accusingly at Emmet. "Why does it have to be my fault, there

are more than one Emmetts here!" Emmet said fearfuly. "You're the only Emmet

here you dumb creature!" Edward hissed. "No look her name is Emmet too!" He

said pointing towards an Hippy lady with a "My name is Emmet" Sticker on her

hippy clothes. Edward just face palmed. "What did he do love?" He asked Bella

who by the way was fuming. "EMMET HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A FUCKING HAM!"

She Screamed. Edward looked ready to kill Emmet, but bella was his top

priority. he walked over to bella, still glaring daggers at Emmet, and kissed

her head. "I'll deal with you later!" Edward said glaring at Emmet. "Ok now,

the second thing on the list, number 2. Go up to some old geezer &

say "Grandpa! You're ALIVE! It's a MIRACLE! etc." I smiled evily at

Emmet. "You do this one." I said thinking of the possibilities. "Me? why me?"

Emmet said in a huff. I smirked and pointed a index finger at Bella who was

currently rubbing her head. "Dammit... fine..." he sighed in defeat.

Emmet POV

Dammit I hate that stupid little pixie! I looked to find the vic- i mean

geezer. I found one that looked kind of like me. huh, Rosalie said I was

special though.. I walked up to him and but my best fake happy face on. "You!

your alive! I can't believe it!". "Emmet? Emmet! How are you still so young?"

shouted the old man. wait... "Brady? My roommate? Oh My Jasper! "I thought you

were dead! Oh, Uh, really this time, wow!" He then proceeded to hug me. "Um, I

have an excalent plastic surgery doctor." I said a bit shocked. I hugged him

back and waved bye as he walked away. Alice and the others looked at me like I

was a Vampire or something. Oh wait, I was. "What? I knew him..." I trailed

off as they shook their heads.

A/N Aha! lol please R&R. We really appriceate the reviews! We really truely

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