Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporaaaateed!
Continuing on from last time
I got to Doofenshmirtz' penthouse and crashed the door as I always would, I acted surprised because I expected to be trapped, I was standing there for at least 15 seconds looking surprised but no trap came, "Oh sorry Perry the Platypus, I didn't really get round to setting up a trap." I looked at him in disgust and made for the door. "Where are you going Perry the Platypus?" I carried on walking, "Look I didn't want to have to do this but…" Then to my sudden surprise he burst into song
Look, Perry the Platypus
You are such a sourpuss!
Why can't you just listen… to me?
I can't believe I'm doing this
You're not normally as rude as this,
Now you're just a sour… Puss!
I decided to stay for a bit, fatal mistake, he sprayed with me with a Chemical Reactinator, I told, well sort of glared at him telling him that it should be reactor, not Reactinator, but he wouldn't listen. After he sprayed me I kicked him in the face and walked off.
I got back home and took off my hat, and then my owner's mom, Linda, came in and saw me leaving dirt on the floor. "Phineas! Take Perry upstairs and clean him!" He took me upstairs and cleaned me off, I got some water up my bill and sneezed on Phineas, I didn't think it really mattered to him, he took me back downstairs and put me in a towel, he sat me on his lap and we ate dinner together. He took my towel and I shook myself off, spraying him with water. He got to the top of the stairs; I thought all was going well, until he fell back down, he was shaking in pain. I thought he was just testing me, but then Ferb revealed that it was a seizure, caused by some sort of chemical, and then I remembered what had happened with Doofenshmirtz, it was my fault. I got a sudden twitch just then and began to scratch.
TO BE CONTINUED