May 17th 2004
Randy smiled as he watched Alexa sleep. He gently tucked a piece of stray hair behind her ear. They landed late last night in San Diego for Raw that night and went to sleep as soon as they got into their hotel room. He leaned down and trailed butterfly kisses down her neck before climbing out of bed and heading into the bathroom to take a shower. By the time he had showered and changed Alexa was still in bed but was slowly waking up. "Come on Lex, get your sweet ass up, now!"
"I don't wanna." She moaned.
"I don't care. If you don't get outta bed right this instant, I'll be forced to take drastic actions to make you."
She grinned. "And those drastic measures would be?"
"Well, if I told you, you'd be able to prepare yourself."
"Forget it then, I'm goin back to sleep." She paused. "Wait a minute...Randy, why is the shower still running?" It was too late, she was already over his shoulder, and before she knew it, she was being showered with freezing cold water. "Randy Orton, you are so DEAD!" She stood and decided to seize the moment and have a shower. She quickly stripped, and changed the temperature of the water. Fifteen minutes later she walked to her bag, and grabbed some new clothes. She quickly changed, and looked around the room. No Randy. "He's probably downstairs." She muttered to herself. She grabbed her jacket and left the hotel room. She walked down the halls, and stopped at the elevator. She got into the elevator and grinned at Adam and Jason who were inside. ''Hey dudes.'' She grinned.
''Good sleep last night?'' Adam asked.
She nodded. Jay snorted. ''Not surprised, you were flat out on the plane. It took the two of us to help Randy carry you to the hotel room.''
The doors opened and she waited for the two canadians to leave but they didn't. "Ladies first." Both men chirped.
Alexa chuckled and walked out into the hotel lobby where Randy was sitting, reading the paper. She walked across the lobby and stood in front of him, who was now smirking. "You are SO going to pay for that cold shower."
"Oh, am I?"
"Yes, you ARE."
He quickly pulled her into his lap and planted a kiss on her. "Aww, look at the two love birds." Adam practically sang.
''Shut up, dork chop.''
Randy laughed at her. ''Dork chop?'' He questioned.
She shrugged. ''Just popped into my head.''
"Anyway, I'm hungry, how bout we get some food?" Randy offered.
Adam nodded, "Sounds good to me."
"I was talking about me and Lex."
Both Jason and Adam put on their puppy faces. Alexa almost laughed as she looked at the two. "Aww look at their faces, how can you resist them Randy?" Alexa then joined in with the two. "C'mon Randy, you know you wanna bring em with us." He rolled his eyes. "Pwease, you don't wanna make these two grown men cry do you?"
"Actually, I'd find it rather amusing if they did."
Adam and Jason's puppy faces turned into glares, directed at Randy. Alexa laughed, and looked back to Randy, waiting for a response. "Fine, they can come."
A smile came across both their faces and Jeff rolled his eyes. She grabbed Randy's hand and began to walk with him. "I promise, I'll make this time up to you later."
He grinned, then turned around, facing the two blondes "Now, I was kind enough to let you come with us, and since I was there's gonna be a couple of rules. First, absolutely NO starting a food fight, and secondly, no making asses of yourselves."
"But Daaadddd, that's what we do best!" Jason whined. Alexa laughed which brought smile to Randy's face. Today was going to be a good day.
Adam tackled Alexa to the floor and sat on her somewhat so she couldn't get away but also so she didn't get squished by his weight. Adam tickle tortured his friend for about a second or so until she looked at Adam and placed her hands on his face. "I think you need to shave your peach fuzz." She laughed at him. Adam then continued to tickle her again. "Okay Uncle." yelled Alexa.
Adam got up off of her while she just laid there in the middle of the hallway trying to recoup from the tickle torture he gave her a moment ago. "Oh great I have to go to the washroom now and I can't get up."
"Here I'll help you." said Adam as he grabbed Alexa's hands and dragged her to the bathroom door which was only two feet away. "See this door, you open it and go in." Adam pointed to the door beside Alexa.
Alexa opened the door and ran in to go to the bathroom thanks to Adam's tickle torture. Alexa washed her hands really good but she didn't dry them, she walked out of the washroom and walked straight towards Adam and wiped her wet hands on his face. "Sorry I missed."
Chris burst into laughter. "You're gonna get it, Lex." Adam threatened.
"Oh I'm so scared."
"Come here." said Adam as he tried to grab her.
Alexa hid behind Randy and used him as a sheild. Randy turned around to face her but then he picked her up and carried her over his shoulder towards Adam. "Here you go Adam."
"Randy put me down right now." She demanded. Adam slapped her ass. Alexa decided that since she was down there, she might as well check out Randy's ass up closely since she wasn't going anywhere any time soon. "Nice ass Randy." She smirked as she grabbed Randy's ass
"Yeah, well you to." Randy said as he hit her ass too.
"My poor ass."
Alexa dug her nails into Randy's ass. "Ouch." Randy shouted.
"Randy I think you can put me down now." Alexa said.
"No I'll carry you to the Women's locker room." Randy insisted.
Amy, Trish and Randy who was still carring Alexa over his shoulder, walked down the hallway towards the Women's locker room. "Randy, please put me down." Alexa begged.
On their way to the locker room they passed Chris Benoit who had a smirk on his face. Then there was Shawn Michaels who had to come up and smack her ass lightly. "Randy quit already." Alexa sighed.
"That wasn't Randy, Lex." Amy said as she, Trish and Randy laughed.
"Then who did it?"
"It was Shawn."
Alexa tried to lift her head up some so she could see Shawn, sure enough there was Shawn walking away from them laughing and waving to Alexa. "Oh, great, lets just line up all the guys so they can smack my ass."
"No, I wouldn't let them." Randy said as he laughed and smacked Alexa's ass lightly now and again.
"Are we there yet?" She asked.
"Hey Randy."
"Hey Ric." Randy said, as he stopped to talk to Ric for a second while Amy and Trish continued to head to the locker room.
"Hey Ric, how's it going?" Alexa asked as she looked at Randy's back and ass.
"Good, I see you're a little occupied at the moment." Ric replied as he laughed a bit.
"Don't remind me Ric." Alexa groaned as she smacked Randy's ass to let him know that she wanted to go.
"Well Ric, I'll see you later."
"Okay Randy."
They finally made it to the Women's locker room, when Randy finally put her down. She sighed and straightened her shirt. ''Thanks for the lift.''
They shared a quick kiss before she stepped into the locker room. "Ewwwww! Lex without makeup! Nora, run away!" Stacy mockingly shielded her eyes.
Alexa flipped her the bird before sitting down on the bench beside her gym bag. ''Big match tonight, huh?'' Nora said.
''Uh-huh.'' Alexa replied. ''I hope I don't mess it up.''
''You won't, trust me.'' Nora smiled.
''Thanks Nor.''
Alexa rumaged around in her bag as she picked her outfit for the night. She changed into a pair of white cargo pants and a red halter neck that revealed some cleavage. After changing she went and had her hair and make-up done. Her hair was in a high ponytail and her make up was done like she usually had it; dark and mysterious. Then she went to find Lisa-Marie so they could go over the plan for the match. The two women were excited. They were the first to women to compete in a hell in a cell match and be in the main event on Raw so they had a lot of expectations to fulfil. Once they both knew the ins and outs of the match, Lisa went to change and Alexa headed down the hall so she could shoot a promo with Randy. Randy smiled when he saw her approach. ''Hey babe.''
She smiled. ''Hey yourself.''
''Ready for tonight?'' He asked.
''Born ready.'' She grinned confidently.
''I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry 'The King' Lawler, welcome to Raw!"
''And what a Raw it promises to be tonight JR.'' King said.
''That's right. Trish Stratus will face off against Lita, Chris Benoit and Edge with face Batista and Randy Orton and there will be a Battle Royal to decide the Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.''
''And the main event tonight will be Sienna against Victoria for the Women's Championship. And it's gonna be a Hell in a Cell match, JR!"
''It is indeed.'' JR confirmed.
''Speak of the devil.''
Sienna was shown on the titon tron as she sat in the locker room, lacing up her boots. There was a knock at the door and she looked up. ''What?'' She called.
The crowd booed when they saw Randy Orton walk inside and crouch down in front of her. ''So, you got a title shot tonight, huh?''
She rolled her eyes. ''Aren't you the observant one.''
''Y'know, Hunter's out to get you, especially after your little show last week.''
She chuckled at the memory. ''Yeah, that was a good one wasn't it? You can't tell me that you didn't find that even remotely funny.''
''It doesn't matter what I think. But I'm tellin' you this, Hunter's one to hold a grudge, you shouldn't take him so lightly.''
She shrugged. ''He'll get over it.''
''I doubt it.'' He said as he stood up. ''I better go.''
''Yeah, don't want Hunter to find out his lackie's been consorting with the enemy.'' She smirked.
''Whatever.'' He opened the door before turning back to her. ''Good luck in your match tonight.'' He said with an 'I know something you don't know' tone in his voice. He closed the door, leaving Sienna to ponder what he had said.
''What was that all about?'' JR asked himself.
''I don't know, but I don't think it's a good thing for Sienna.'' King revealed.
"Guess who" Alexa heard a man say. She smiled, knowing exactly who it was. He dropped his hand and she turned around and gave him a big hug. She was ecstatic that he and his family could make it. Their fathers had been good friends and she was only young when she had met him. Dwayne was always checking up on her and calling her to see how she was doing. He was a great friend. She turned her attention to his wife and gave Danni a kiss and hug before looking around for their little girl while Dwayne talked to Randy. "Hey Danni, where's your little girl?" Trish asked.
"Right here.''
Alexa then saw the beautiful girl slightly standing behind her mother. "Well, you certainly aren't little anymore princess…you're so pretty….be thankful you took after your mother…" Alexa giggled along with Hannah and Danni.
Dwayne stopped his conversation. "I heard that Lex, and it's not funny…I'll have you know that she looks plenty like me, can't you see the bone structure…." Dwayne went on as Randy laughed.
"I see that's obviously a touchy subject for him huh?" Alexa asked Danni and she nodded in response.
"Whatever." Dwayne laughed. "I'm good looking" he said reassuringly.
Alexa stood between Randy and Dwayne, consolingly patting Dwayne's back. "Yes, you are Dwayne, yes you are".
RAW
''The following contest is a Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Women's Championship!'' Lillian announced as Sienna appeared at the top of the ramp. ''Making her way to the ring first, the challanger, from Toronto, Canada...Sienna!" The crowd went crazy for her and she grinned as she ran down the ramp. She walked up the steel steps and through the door into the ring. She did her thing and waited for Victoria to arrive. ''And the WWE Women's Champion... Victoria!"
''I can't believe Eric Bischoff had the nerve to put these two beautiful women in that hellacious structure.'' JR spat.
Victoria lunged at her as soon as the bell was rang and shoved her roughly to the mat. She kicked her in the back until Sienna reached out, catching her boot and pulled, slamming her down onto the mat. Sienna got to her feet as Victoria ran at her, arm outstretched. Sienna ducked and caught Victoria in a neckbreaker, going for the cover.
''Nice neckbreaker there by the challanger.'' JR commented.
Victoria kicked out after one. She charged Sienna but she ducked. Victoria bounced back off the rope for clothesline and Sienna dropped her with a leg sweep. She picked Victoria up by her hair to land an uppercut and then a chest slap. Victoria stumbled towards the corner and Sienna took off for a spear. As she connected with the turnbuckle, Elektra hoped to pull her out for a side suplex. She pulled Victoria away from the ropes so that she couldn't use them against her. She was about to set her up for the suplex when Victoria landed a punch to her cheek. Sienna was flat on her back. Victoria went for the cover but only managed a two count. She picked Sienna up and irish whipped her into the ropes, Sienna ducked the clothesline and countered with a head-scissors takedown. This time, Sienna yanked Victoria to her feet and swung her into the turnbuckle. Sienna took a few steps back before running towards Victoria and hitting her with a drop kick to the face. Victoria fell down to the mat and Sienna covered her. 1-2- Victoria raised her arm just in time. Sienna growled in frustration and heaved the blonde to her feet. She whipped her into the ropes and when Victoria bounced back, Sienna caught her in a samoan drop. She made sure Victoria was down before jumping to the top turnbuckle and performing a 450 splash. 1-2- Victoria kicked out just as the referee was moving his hand down for the three. The match continued like this for a while until Victoria slammed Sienna into the cell, and she dropped to the floor, clutching her face. Victoria grinned maliciously and yanked her opponant to her feet driving her through the metal wiring so hard that Sienna went through and smacked her head on the announcer's table. Sienna managed to pulled herself to her feet and excecuted a scissors kick to Victoria. Victoria grabbed the Women's belt and swung it at Sienna but she ducked and Victoria tripped over. She stood up slowly as Sienna glared daggers at her and dropped the belt, backing away slowly. The diva turned and quickly scaled the cell with Sienna hot on her heels.
''JR, what the hell are they doing?'' King squarked from ringside.
''I have no idea King, but it doesn't look good!"
Once they were on top of the cell the two women exchanged blows before Sienna finally got the upper hand. She pulled Victoria up so her head was between her thighs, setting her up for a modified version of the last ride.
''Oh my god! She isn't doing what I think she's doing is she?'' JR almost shouted.
She went to pick Victoria up but at the last moment, Victoria raised her shoulders and flipped her over. The crowd went silent as they watched Sienna sail through the air and smash through the Spanish Announcer's table. ''Oh my god!" JR yelled.
Sienna coughed, spluttering blood all over her shirt and her hair. ''HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" The crowd chanted.
Victoria clambered down from atop the cage and laid down beside Sienna, covering her. ''You okay Lex?'' She whispered so the cameras wouldn't pick it up. Alexa just grunted.
1-2-3!
''And here is your winner and STILL WWE Woman's Champion... Victoria!"
Alexa felt Lisa-Marie move away from her and she opened her eyes slightly to see the concerned face of Earl Hebner hovering over her. ''You okay?'' He questioned.
She nodded mutely and he slowly helped her to her feet. She stumbled as they began to walk towards the ramp but Earl helped her steady herself. She smiled slightly at the fans and gave them the gunz as they all applauded her efforts tonight. She clutched her arm to hold her ribs as she coughed up some more blood. They eventually made their way to the back and Earl helped her get to the trainer's room. She thanked him for his help as he left and she let the trainer examine her. She looked up as the door burst open and Randy darted to her side looking worried. ''Are you okay?" He asked breathlessly.
She managed a weak smile as the trainer shook his head. ''She needs to go to hospital. She broke a few ribs and they might puncture her lung if she's not careful. I think she has a mild concussion to add to that.''
Alexa rolled her eyes. ''You're making a big deal outta nothin'.'' She spoke hoarsely before she erupted into bloddy coughs.
''You were saying?'' Randy raised an eyebrow.
''Fine.''
''C'mon.'' He said as he helped her climb down from the bench. The made their way back to the locker room.
''You okay Lex?'' Chris asked concerned as they entered.
''She's busted a coupla ribs.'' Randy answered for her. ''I'm takin' her to the hospital.''
''You're match is next.'' Chris stated. ''I'll take her.''
''Can you help me get changed please?'' Alexa asked Randy meekly.
Randy nodded and took her into the bathroom and helped her change into some jogging pants and a shirt before taking her back into the main room. ''As soon as my match is finished I'll meet you at the hospital, okay?''
The doctor stepped out of Alexa's room and she heard a few loud voices then the door banged open. In walked Paul, Dave, Chris and Randy. They all looked like men on a mission. Each of them came over to hug her. Alexa was starting to get misty eyed. They all looked so concerned about her. "Hey gorgeous.'' Randy kissed her lightly on the cheek. ''We were just speaking to your doctor. It seems you'll be spending the night here."
Alexa noticed Chris mouthing the word gorgeous mimicking Randy when he started to laugh Dave hit him in the stomach and she just glared at him. Two minutes later Trish walked in dragging Lisa after her. "Sorry we're late but someone who shall remain nameless decided to take a detour and tried to pick up a doctor. I had to threaten her with physical harm if she didn't come with me."
Lisa- Marie just blushed and they both went over to hug Alexa. ''Did you get his number?'' Alexa asked as Lisa hugged her.
''Of course.'' She retorted and Alexa laughed.
Everyone stayed with her for two hours before the nurse came in and said that the visiting hours were over. As they all started to walk out the door Alexa called out to them and told them she loved them. All of the guys started to blush, Chris winked at her and the girls ran back to give her another hug. Once they were gone Alexa realized Randy stayed behind. "Shouldn't you be heading back too?"
He walked over to her bed and she slid over so he could sit on it. Randy leaned down and gave her one of the most passionate kisses of her entire life. He had his hands in her hair pulling her closer. She winced when he leaned on her ribs. He pulled away immediately. ''Sorry.''
He put his hand on her cheek and she turned to place a kiss in the palm of it. "Babe, I have to say I really like your bedside manner."
He just winked at her as the nurse came back in and cleared her throat. Randy grinned and kissed her quickly. ''I'll come by in the morning.'' With that said he was rushing out of the door.
Through the whole night every three hours a nurse would come in and wake Alexa up. Let's just say that she wasn't the most pleasant person to wake up. Finally it was morning and as she tried to force herself to eat her very yummy hospital oatmeal Adam and Jason walked into her room. Once again she was treated to two hugs. Adam picked up her spoon and watched as the oatmeal slid off the spoon back into the bowl. "Hmmm this looks yummy. Want me to make airplane noises and feed it to you?" Alexa just gave him a glare. "Okay, if you aren't going to be nice then Jay and I won't give you your gift." Alexa instantly turned the glare into a bright smile. "That's my girl. Now we figured you wouldn't want to eat your hospital breakfast as good as it looks so we brought you something else to eat."
Jason walked over and handed her a bag. Alexa looked inside and saw a bagel with cream cheese, a blueberry muffin and a container of chocolate milk. She looked up at both of them and grabbed them both to give them a kiss. "Hey if I knew you were handing out kisses so freely for food I would of brought you some to."
Alexa glanced towards the door and saw Randy leaning against the doorframe. ''Hey babe.''
He grinned and took a seat on the bed beside her. ''I talked to the doctor...''
''And...'' Alexa urged him to continue.
''And he say's you can leave today.''
Alexa grinned. ''Cool.''
Alexa sat on the bus to Richmond bored out of her mind. They were going to Virginia to do a house show tonight. She turned around. Matt and Amy were sucking face, Adam and Jason were discussing something, Chris was sleeping like a baby and Randy looked to be asleep too. She groaned again and fidgeted in her seat. She spotted Randy's bag of Skittles and carefully leaned over the back of her seat and removed it from his grip. She grinned triumphantly and popped one in her mouth, savouring the taste. She stopped chewing when she felt something hit the back of her head. She reached behind her and pulled a gummy bear out of her hair. She turned around in her seat. Randy still appeared to be asleep, Chris was now looking out of the window. "Randy you know this means war right?"
His eyes snapped open and she threw the candy back at him. Before she knew it, all of the superstars were throwing different kinds of candy at each other. Alexa could have sworn she even saw Glenn get in on the action a few times. It eventually calmed down and Shane McMahon felt like he had to reprimand all of them. When he was done talking and turned around to head back to his seat, Alexa shared a look with Chris who had moved to sit next to her. She grinned and nodded. Chris picked up a gummy bear from his lap and threw it at Shane. When it hit the back of his head everyone's eyes widened. Alexa held her laughter in as Shane turned and eyed all of them suspisciously. His gaze finally landed on Chris. When Chris noticed all the attention was on him, he raised his hands. ''Hey, I'm innocent!'' He insisted.
Alexa snorted. ''About as innocent as a Nun doing press-ups in a Cucumber field.''
A little while later Alexa felt someone nudge her. She guessed she had fallen asleep. She sat up and still felt groggy. "Are we there already?" Chris nodded. Alexa looked around and saw the bus was empty except for her, Chris and Randy. Randy helped her get her bags and they got off the bus. When they got into the hotel lobby to check-in, Alexa noticed everyone kept giving her strange looks. ''Is there something on my face because everyone keeps staring at me?"
Chris shook his head. ''They probably recognize you from the TV.
She shrugged, guessing it made sense. They checked in and they all headed upstairs. Randy and Alexa were sharing like they usually did and Randy invited Chris in to hang out for a while. ''I'm gonna freshen up.'' Alexa told them as she went into the bathroom. She flipped on the light and looked in the mirror. She heard the guys start laughing when she screamed. Someone had drawn devil horns on her forehead and a mustache on her face while she was sleeping. She ran out of the bathroom and glared at both of them. Randy was lying on one of the beds and Chris was slumped down in a chair. "Go ahead keep laughing. Just tell me this which one of you morons did this?" They started laughing even more when she pointed to her face. Randy pointed at Chris and Chris pointed at Randy. ''Fine. That just means I'll have to punish both of you, and trust me it will be worse than this." She threatened as she stormed out of the room. She ran down the hallway and pounded on the door to Amy and Matt's room. She opened the door and started laughing. "Amy! Stop laughing it isn't funny. Do you have something to get this off?" Once Amy stopped laughing she grabbed a bottle out of her bag and started to wipe the marker off of her face. "Thank god Aimes. I don't know what I would do without you."
''I take it by the grin of your face you have a plan to get them back.''
''Oh yeah. I'll teach them jackasses not to mess with me.''
Later that evening, Alexa walked around the arena after completing her revenge. Vince had given her a few days off for her ribs to heal before she could actually wrestle so she was just watching the show from backstage. She had decided on wearing a pair of red cropped trousers with her white and red sketchers. She was wearing a white tank top and her hair was in two messy buns on either side of her head and a red bandana was arranged on her head. Alexa didn't wear a lot of make-up, opting to go for the natural look with just a little mascara and some lipgloss. Earlier in the evening she had a meeting with the creative team to discuss her character, she would be getting new entrance music. She had decided on Trapt's 'Headstrong' because it fitted her character well. She opened the door and entered the Women's locker room and smiled at Amy and Trish. ''Hey.''
Amy smiled. ''Hey Lex, you finished?''
Alexa chuckled, Amy had been in on her plan to get Chris and Randy back, they'd soon find out not to mess with her. ''Yeah, all done.''
Trish looked between the two, confused. ''What are you talkin' about?''
''Revenge.'' Alexa grinned.
''What did Chris do this time?'' Trish sighed. Alexa told her what he and Randy had done to her and Trish laughed. ''Sorry.'' She mumbled.
Alexa just grinned. ''You guys have matches tonight?''
''Yeah, me and Trish got a match.'' Amy replied.
''Same old same old.'' Trish nodded. ''How are ya ribs feeling?''
''Sore. They're a nice purple colour though. Wanna see?'' Alexa grinned and lifted her tank top to reveal a large expance of skin covered in purple and green bruises. ''Pretty neat, huh?'' Alexa grinned impishly.
Trish chuckled as she shook her head. ''Only you would think that.''
Alexa shrugged and pulled her top back down. ''You wanna go see if my little plan worked?'' She asked.
Amy and Trish nodded and stood up before the trio exited the locker room and made their way down various hallways before coming to a stop outside the Men's locker room. Alexa rapped loudly on the door before marching inside. They spotted their boyfriends over to the side and made their way over towards them. Amy sat down beside Matt, Trish beside Chris and Alexa sat down in Randy's lap. ''How's the ribs?'' Matt asked.
''Purple.'' Alexa stated.
''Cool, let's see.'' Chris asked.
Trish and Amy rolled her eyes as Alexa lifted her tank and all the guys took a closer look. ''Ohhh, that's a nasty lookin' bruise.'' Matt gushed.
''Beats the one I got when I landed on my ass.'' Chris commented.
''Oooh, nice.'' Paul called from across the room as he came closer to get a better look.
''What is the big deal?'' Trish asked.
Alexa shrugged as she watched Chris and Randy shuffle nervously in their seats. She shared a look with Amy as the two men started scratching. ''What's wrong guys?'' Alexa asked innocently.
''Nothin'.'' Chris replied.
''You sure?'' Trish asked.
''Yeah.''
''C'mon Trish, we gotta go get ready for our match.'' Amy said.
'''Kay.'' Trish nodded. She gave Chris a quick kiss on the lips before her and Amy left.
After a few minutes of talking and comparing mishaps in the ring Alexa noticed Chris was becoming more uncomfortable and she could feel Randy itching his legs every now and then. She held in a laugh as Chris grew more and more uncomfortable before he practically ran into the bathroom. Matt look at him funny before Randy shuffled off the bench from under Alexa and followed Chris' example. Matt stared after them as he heard Alexa let out a quiet laugh. He turned towards her with a questioning look. She just smiled. ''Tell Randy I'm goin' to get some food.''
Matt nodded. ''What did you do?''
''Itching powder.'' She winked. ''Works like a charm.''
''LEX!"
''Shit, I'm so screwed.'' Alexa announced. She was in the cafeteria grabbing something to eat with Paul, Ric and Dave when she heard two angry sounding people shouting her name. She crouched down so that she was hidden by the men's legs as she saw two pairs of feet stop in front of the table.
''Have you seen Lex anywhere?'' Randy asked breathlessly.
Alexa closed her eyes and prayed that they'd cover for her. ''No, sorry.'' Paul replied.
Thank you, Paul. She thought.
''Why? What's she done?'' Dave asked curiously.
''She fuckin' put itching powder in our pants.'' Chris said angrily.
Alexa covered her mouth so they wouldn't hear her laugh. Ric, Paul and Dave laughed. ''That's a good one.''
''I'm glad you three find it funny, it's us that has to suffer.'' Chris moaned.
''Yeah, it's a good job I've already wrestled tonight, I've got a huge fuckin' rash all up my legs.'' Randy growled.
A snicker escaped Alexa's mouth and Paul nudged her in the side with his foot, shutting her up instantly. ''Well, if we see her we'll tell her you're lookin' for her.'' Dave added.
''No, don't say anything. That way it can be a surprise when she finds what we have planned for her.'' Chris laughed.
''Catch ya later guys.'' Randy said.
Alexa watched as their feet disappeared out of the cafeteria before crawling out from under the table and using the edge of a chair to pull herself up. She dusted off her pant legs before looking at the three who all had amused expressions on their faces. ''What?'' She put an innocent look on her face.
Paul shook his head. ''I got to give it to ya Lex, you're good.''
She smiled. ''I know.''
''You're also slightly cocky.'' Dave added.
Alexa raised an eyebrow. ''I prefer to think of myself as self-asssured.''
''You also have a sharp tongue.'' Ric grinned.
''I try.'' She smirked. ''Thanks for coverin' for me guys.''
''No worries. Kinda makes you wonder what they're gonna do to get'cha back, don't it?'' Paul said.
Alexa nodded. ''I'm prepared for whatever they got.''
"What the fuck happened to my stuff!" Alexa lifted up a shaving cream covered bag as she yelled.
"Don't know. We walked in with it like that," Amy answered.
"You're shittin me right?" She asked.
"Wish I was," she laughed.
"Randy. It must be Randy! I'm gonna kill him!" She said throwing the bag down on the bench before she ran out into the hall to search for him. "Paul, you seen Randy anyplace?"
"No, sorry." he shrugged with a smile.
"You know where he is, don't you?" She asked placing her shaving cream covered hands on her hips.
"Oh no, not a clue," he replied with a sarcastic tone. "But good luck with the search."
"I hate you," She growled menicingly as he walked away. "Hey Steph, you seen Randy?"
"Um, he may be talking with my Dad in the office."
"Thanks," She said as she walked down the hall. Alexa walked into the "office" without knocking and saw Chris sitting on a cozy leather couch with Randy and Vince. She stood in front of Randy and stared down at him menacingly.
"Problems?" he asked.
"You're an asshole," She said.
"Oh, such harsh words!" Randy laughed.
"You covered my bag, didn't you!" She accused him.
"Covered what bag? With what?" he asked.
"You know what I'm talking about!" She yelled.
"Chris, do you know what she's talking about?" Randy asked while Vince laughed at them.
"I have a faint idea, Randy," Chris answered smiling up at me.
"Do you mean that gym bag with the shaving cream?" Randy asked.
"Oh geez, ya think!" She said.
"Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I didn't do it," he smiled.
"What?" She asked confused.
"Randy's telling the truth. He didn't do it. He suggested it, but he didn't do it," Chris smiled shaking his head.
"Then who did?"
"Dude, the girls said that she was furious!" John laughed walking into the room holding a can of shaving cream.
She turned to face him as his face turned a bright red and he frantically tried to wipe some stray cream off his Timber Wolves jersey. "YOU!" She exclaimed.
"Um, uh, ME what?" he asked.
"You did that!" She shouted as Randy and Chris started laughing hysterically.
"Um, sorry?" he said.
"You do realize that this is war right?" She asked.
"No?" he said.
"Oh yeah. It's war. You've just aligned yourself with Chris and that makes you the enemy. You do know all the shit I've done to him, right?" She questioned.
"Um, yes?" he said.
"Just ask him Cena. You're gonna wish you had never messed with the queen," She said pushing him out of the way so she could leave.
"What have you gotten me into!" John exclaimed throwing the empty can at Randy.
Alexa had done some snooping and had found out that John was just visiting while he had time off. It was yesterday that she had put itching powder in Chris and Randy's pants and today they had gotten their payback. Now she had a plan to get John back for the shaving foam incident. She walked out into the hall, looking for the first guy that could possibly help her. Matt started walking by me and stopped to say hello. He wasn't the one to help her. Jason, Shelton and Benoit travelled down the hall together, but she knew they wouldn't help. Chris glared at her as he walked by, she could sense he had some fear in him. Shawn, Paul and Ric smiled at her as they walked past. She was starting to run out of people. "Lookin for someone?" Randy asked her.
"Nope," She replied nonchantly.
"You're looking for John aren't you?" He asked with a smile.
"Nope," She said shaking her head with a small smile on her face.
He closed his eyes slightly as he looked down at her. "Ya know, I don't trust you."
"And Randy, that's probably a good thing," She said poking him in the chest. She blew him a kiss and walked away.
"Adam, my best friend, the best wrestler ever..." She paused to think of more compliments.
"Don't bother. Just tell me what you want," he smiled at me.
"Alright, so I have this little thing going with John Cena," She said.
"Yeah, I heard about what he did to you. You got a plan to get him back, am I right." he said.
"You know it. See I got word that he had his favourite jersey here tonight." She smiled.
"Oh no, what have you done to his jersey?" he asked crossing his arms.
"I haven't done anything to his jersey. I went out and bought one just like it and spray painted it. And I'm gonna take the real one so he freaks out," She explained.
"You are evil Lex," he laughed.
"Right, so, can you help me?" She asked biting my lip.
"Before I say yes or no, what would me helping you entitle me doing?"
"All you have to do is take this jersey and switch it with the real one. Then give me the real one," She said holding out the decoy shirt.
"Alright, I suppose I can help you this one time. But that's it. Just once!" he said taking the shirt from her.
"Thank you so much! Have I told you lately how much I love you?" She asked.
"Have I told you lately that I care?" He laughed as we went into singing the song together before he went into the locker room to switch the jerseys. He handed Alexa the real one and she smiled. "So now what?"
"We wait for his reaction. I think he's with Randy and Paul right now getting some food so he should be back sometime soon," She said tucking the jersey into her jeans.
"Hey guys," we heard John's low voice speak.
Alexa winked at Adam and turned around. "Hey John," She said reaching up to hug him. "How was dinner with Paul and Randy?"
"Filling," he laughed.
''Good.'' She said watching him walk into the locker room. She grinned at Adam and began to count silently to herself.
"AHHHH!" There was a deep yell from inside the room.
"And begin." She smiled as John ran out with the spray painted jersey.
"Jesus, what the hell happened to my jersey?" John cried staring at Adam and Alexa.
"I don't know. Have you done something to someone that you maybe shouldn't have messed with?" She asked curiously, holding her hands behind my back.
"No, I don't think so!" he replied.
"You haven't messed with Irvine or Levesque?" Adam asked.
"No, no way," he said.
"Hmmm, then who could have done such a horrible thing?" She asked sarcastically putting my hand to my chin.
John looked at her curiously and crossed his arms. "You didn't," he growled.
"I did," She nodded at him. "I told you that you shouldn't have messed with me."
"Dude, you so suck! This was my favourite jersey!" he exclaimed furiously.
"You should have thought of that before you messed with me," She smiled.
"You've got to be kidding me!" he said throwing his hands in the air.
"Oh, by the way, did I mention that I bought that shirt?" She asked holding out his real shirt.
"What?" he growled.
"I bought that and spray painted it. Then I switched it with your real one. So really, the one you're going to wear tonight is safe," Alexa smiled as she threw it at him, hitting him square in the face.
"I'm going to hurt you!" he yelled dropping the jerseys on the floor getting this wild look on his face. Alexa's eyes grew wide as she took off down the hall. He wasn't too far after her and then all of a sudden she was lifted off the ground and carried into the men's locker room. "I'm going to get you back."
"You do realize that this is going to be a never ending cycle if you don't put me down right now," Alexa grinned as he carried her into the shower area.
"Yeah and right now, it's worth it!" he laughed turning the cold water on in the shower.
"John, don't you dare!" She yelled struggling to free herself. "I'm warning you!" He just laughed as he set her down in the middle of the shower with the water flowing onto her. "Fuck!" She screamed as she jumped up freezing to death. "I'm going to hurt you." Her teeth chattered as she spoke. He grinned at her and wrapped his arms around her as he pulled her out of the shower. He wrapped a towel around Alexa and rubbed her arms.
"Listen, I can be just as ruthless as you. So maybe we should call it even," he suggested.
"Oh no. Not after that little shower stunt you just pulled.''
''But I'm leaving tonight anyways. You won't be able to do anything, I'll be with the Smackdown crew.'' He smirked.
''I have my sources.'' She winked before walking away dripping wet. She bumped into Randy and he laughed at her. ''You find this funny?'' She asked but he just carried on laughing at her. "That's it Orton! You are cut off!" She said turning away.
He shut up and grabbed her wrist, pulling her back to him. "Oh come on babe. I didn't mean it. Babe…"
"Nope. No more sex for you," She whispered to him as his face dropped. She made his worst fear come true. He went from having a very, very, very active sex life to getting none at all.
He followed Alexa to the cafeteria begging and pleading for her to be joking. She just smiled and reminded him that he brought it on himself. "Please babe. I'm sorry. Come on, I wuv you." He wrapped his arms around her shoulders as she sat down in her chair. "Please"
"Oh no, what now?" Chris asked.
"He She gave Randy a 'this-is-what-you-get' look as he sat down in his chair and hung his head. ''He finds it funny that his best friend dumped me in a freezing cold shower.''
Chris groaned. ''Dude, when Lex get's mad, everyone suffers!"
''Randy's the only one going to suffer this time." Alexa grinned.
"That's what you think," Randy grumbled stuffing a piece of cake into his mouth. "I'm going to make you suffer just as much." Alexa gave a short laugh. He wasn't serious, was he?