7th period: Language Arts/literature
WARNING! STORY SPOILER
"Today we'll be reading "The Cask of Amontillado"." The teacher said. "Turn to page 62."
Everyone opened the thick books they were given and began to read.
In about half an hour they began discussing the book. Apparently Edgar Allen Poe was now Jet's favorite author.
"Why?" Tails asked.
"Because he gives me good ideas…" Jet said evilly.
"It's weird, Fortunado insults the guy and now he wants to kill him." Knuckles said. "What is his probablem?"
"Heh, I can picture that." Jet laughed. "Someone insult me!"
"You eat worms!" Knuckles said, laughing.
"YOU DIE!" Jet threw scissors at Knuckles' head.
"I think this story is what you'd call an oxymoron." Someone said real "wisely".
"Uh, no. YOU'RE an oxymoron!" Jet said.
"Well, you're an idiom!"
"SHUT UP." The teacher yelled loudly. Everyone shut up. "Good. Now let's keep reading."
Everyone continued reading.
"Oh my Gah he just walled him up in the Catacombs!" Tails yelled. "That's cruel!"
"He's a brick mason, what'd you expect?" Vector asked.
"I love this story!" Jet said.
"Good. Now write a five page essay on why or why not you liked the story." The teacher said.
"WHAT?"
Everyone began to feverishly write the outline for the essay when the bell rang.
"Finally, the day's over!" Jet cheered.
"No it's not." Tails said in dead tones.
"Why?" Knuckles asked.
"We've still got detention."
"CURSE YOU, HIGH SCHOOL!"