September 18th 2004
"So, exactly where are we going?" Alexa asked. Her and Paul were headed to Arizona for Raw in two days from Waco, Texas. They were currently looking for somewhere to stop for lunch and she had no idea where they were.
"You think I know. The guys in the other car know, I'm just following them. And the guys behind us are following me. I think it's safe to assume that this is what we will be doing for the next couple of hours." Paul rolled his eyes.
"Why do you say that?"
"Cause Chris is driving up there. And whenever Chris and Jay are leading the band wagon we never get to where we want to go."
"Oh, then here's an idea. Drive around him and you lead."
"I tried that once and wound up drag racing Chris."
"Then let me drive. I'll beat him." She smirked.
"That's a sure way to get us killed," he laughed.
"Nah, just really banged up. Okay, well do you at least have their cell numbers?" She questioned.
"Yeah, my phone's in my bag in the back."
Alexa took off her seatbelt and turned to rummage through the back seat. "Which part of your bag?"
"The front compartment."
Alexa removed the cell phone and sat back down in her seat. She found Chris's number in the phone book and dialed it. "Paul, Tisk, Tisk, I thought you knew better than to drive while on the phone," Chris said into the phone.
"I could say the same about you," Alexa shot back.
"Oh, Lex, what are you doing with Paul's phone?"
"Trying to find out where the hell we're going. I'm hungry."
"I don't know. I'm still waiting for Jay to decide."
"Are you driving?"
"Yeah."
"Then here's a bright idea, YOU decide. Either that or we're going to decide." She suggested.
"Okay Ms. Smarty, were do you want to go?"
A call suddenly beeped in on Paul's phone. "Hang on Chris, another call is beeping in."
"Oh sure, you're-"
''Paul?''
''Nope.'' Alexa chuckled. ''It's Paul's personal answering service.''
Dave chuckled. "So you have any idea where we are going?"
"Hey, starting a fan club on my phone?" Paul asked, glancing over at Alexa.
Alexa stuck her tongue out at him. "I wish, but no. The blond in the first car is still deciding."
"In that case we could be out all night."
"Hey, I'm blond missy," Paul glared at her.
"My point exactly." Alexa snapped back.
"Oh you," he started making a wild grab for the phone.
"Hang on a sec Dave," Alexa said. She quickly dodged Paul's hand and scrambled over the seat to the back.
"Alexa Torres, give me my phone," he joked.
"It only works if you use my full name blondie," Alexa giggled.
He twisted around and grabbed the phone from her hand. "Haha," he said smugly.
"Can I drive?" She asked as she noticed that they were heading into the next lane.
"No."
"Then would you?"
He turned around and twisted the wheel hard. "Shit," he swore as Alexa climbed back over into the front seat.
"Hello?" She tried to hold down her laughter as he spoke to Dave on the phone. "Yeah-Ha-ha-ha - Mmhmmm - no, she's sitting here. No, she's the reason we swerved. - I don't blame innocent kids. Hey!"
"Awww, everyone ganging up on Paul," Alexa snickered.
"Oh no, she's fine, her normal sarcastic self. Hang on Dave, the boys up front are beeping in." He handed Alexa the phone again, "Talk to Chris."
"Fine," Alexa said pressing the phone to my ear.
"You hung up on me," Chris said.
"I did not. Dave beeped in." She explained.
"Oh, so he's more important than me now?"
"I thought that was pretty obvious," Alexa laughed.
"Laugh it up, go ahead."
"I planned on it. Now, on a semi serious note, did you think of anywhere to go?"
"No, but Jay has a pretty good idea."
"Oh really? And what would that be?" Alexa asked, laughing at the glares she was getting from Paul.
"He says let you decide."
"Hey, you said that too!" She shot back.
"Yeah, well you're the one that wants to go out so badly."
"Fine, fine, fine, I'll choose."
"Okay, so what's it gonna be?"
"Would ya hold on a sec. Jesus, you'd think I was a map or something," Alexa looked out the window and at the up coming signs.
"Do do do do - do do do - do, do do, do do. Do. Do, bum, bum," Chris hummed the jeopardy song.
"Chilies," Alexa said at the first sign.
"Chilies, and I thought it would have been Denny's or Fridays, or...what else was on that sign guys?"
"Hey, leave me alone. I choose didn't I? So lets go." Alexa huffed impatiently.
"Yeah, yeah. Tell Paul careful at the circle at the next junction. Wouldn't want him to swerve again." He clicked off the phone.
Alexa bit her lip, trying not to laugh. "What?" Paul asked curiously.
"Nothing, absolutely nothing." She shook her head, giggling.
"Sure, that's what they all say. No, seriously. What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing, just that Chris wants you to be careful at the junction up ahead. We wouldn't want you to swerve again."
"Oh that ass," Paul mumbled before laughing himself.
When they pulled up to the restaurant Alexa hoped out of the car. Two hands clasped around her eyes. "Guess who?" A male voice said.
"Rob?" Alexa asked. The hands moved and she spun around.
"Yup."
"I didn't know -"
"I know. We're on the way to Arizona, house show." He answered.
"Dude, that's so cool," Alexa said.
"That's my cliché."
"Yeah, and I'm borrowing it. Do you mind?"
"Not at all dudette."
"God, I feel like I'm in a Ninja Turtles episode." Alexa laughed.
"Ahem, did I hear correctly or did you cause Paul to swerve?" Dave asked from behind them.
"It wasn't me, it was the one armed man," She joked pulling her arm behind her back.
"Ah, so then you -are- the culprit," he laughed.
"You were on the phone, he went after me remember."
"I did not. You had my phone," Paul argued.
"You gave it to me to begin with."
"Can we settle down now children?" Chris asked.
"I don't know? Can you?" Alexa said.
"Ummm, maybe not," he said, inching toward her. "Especially when there's horse play going on. You can never be so sure if someone's gonna come along and grab you - like this." He slung Alexa over his shoulder before she had a chance to back away out of reach.
"Hey! Let me go!" She giggled.
"Nope, nope, you're to vulnerable like this," he said as he started tinkling her in my side.
"No! STOP!" She laughed as Paul joined in. Tears started running down her face from laughing so hard. "UNCLE! Mercy, whatever! Please, I give!"
"We'll save you," Rob said as him and Dave each took one of Alexa's hands. They pulled her off of Chris and the two turned on them.
"Hey, we're conducting some revenge if you don't mind," Paul said matter of factly.
"What she do to you?" Davee asked.
Alexa panted heavily, trying to breathe again, a smile still planted on her face. "All her sarcasm."
"Yeah, and she called me a baboon before," Chris added.
"That's not enough," Jason said.
"Hey, you should be with us."
"But I'm not. I'm with Lex."
"To bad you missed the blond joke, if you could call it a joke," Chris said.
"Blond comment?" Jason asked looking at her.
Alexa took a wary step behind Dave. "Yeah, saying something like it was stupid to leave a blond to decide where to go," Paul added.
"Oh really?" Jason asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"Peace," She said, waving her hand as a sign of defeat.
"Well she's right," Dave said, "After all, isn't it every time that we go out we wind up driving for hours when following you two?"
"The brunettes are teaming up against us," Chris whispered.
"Hey I have black hair, strawberry," Dave shot back.
"I'll take the small fry," Jay said.
"Who's hungry?" Alexa shouted running in, dodging Paul, Chris and Jay.
"And just to think, she used to be this shy little quiet girl," Jason said sarcastically.
"Yeah, leave it up to Blonde's to change that," Rob laughed, receiving a slap to the back of his head from Paul
"Hey, could you guys possibly cool it long enough for us to order?" Paul asked in a stern voice.
Chris stared blankly at him for a few moments. "I'm sorry, were you under the assumption that I was listening?" he asked.
"Ouch," Dave and Jay said at once.
Alexa looked up as a woman walked over to the table. She opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by Paul. "You wanna take this outside jerky?"
"After you, I'm not afraid to play the 'game."
"Ah, guys?"
"Yeah princes Toadstool lets go," Paul said.
"Yo! Blond Boys!" Alexa shouted. Three heads turned and looked at her. "Are you guys gonna order or are Dave, Rob and I the only ones who are eating?"
"Hey, I wasn't involved with them," Jason protested.
"No but you did take three million years to decide where to go to eat, and then I had to decide anyway."
He stuck his tongue out at me "What can I get the rest of you?" the waitress asked impatiently. She took down their orders and disappeared back into the kitchen.
"And just to think I was going to forget about all the insults you've been throwing Ms. Sarcasm," Jason began. He slid closer to Alexa. She backed up into Dave and Jason made a wild grab for her.
Dave pulled her onto him and pushed Jason away."No horseplay in the diner," he scolded breaking into a laugh, "and no more seeking revenge on Lex. She's right anyway so you all might as well face it."
"And since when did you become a savior to damsels in distress?" Paul said.
"Not all damsels my good man," Dave said in a British accent.
"You can't protect her for long," Jason said giving a fake glare.
"This coming from a man who named his fans after Easter marshmallows," Alexa retorted.
"That was good," Rob laughed.
"Honestly, do you guys ever step out of character?" Alexa asked.
"Why? I am after all a LIVING LEDGEND," Chris exclaimed.
"My point exactly."
"I'm out of character," Rob protested.
"Well, you're different. You're cool." Alexa stated.
"Hey, everything's cool when you're Rob Van Dam," he said doing his thumb thing.
"Okay, never mind. You're not so different."
"Okay Missy, you've been ranking on us all night," Chris said.
"No she hasn't," Dave said.
"Speak for yourself, for some reason you and Rob, for the most part have been left out of the jokes," Paul agreed with Chris.
"It's a bonus not to be blond," Rob said.
"Well, blonds have more fun," Jason said.
"That's probably because you don't realize when you do something stupid, sorry, couldn't resist," Alexa held her hands in front of her.
"Yeah, sure ya couldn't," Chris said, "maybe we'll die your hair blond while you sleep."
''No!" Alexa exclaimed.
''You already have blonde highlights.'' Chris pointed out.
''So? I don't want to be a bimbo!"
''Yes!" Jason and Rob exclaimed as the waitress brought their food out.
Alexa sat back in her seat as they ate. "Rob, what are you doing?" Alexa asked curiously as she watched him pile French fries up on top of each other in stacks.
"I want to see how many I can stack before it falls."
"Someone has way to much time on their hands," Chris said shaking his head.
"No it's actually pretty cool," Rob said.
"But everything's cool when you're R-V-D," Alexa said.
"Damn straight!" He exclaimed as his tower of fries collapsed. "Damn."
"You said that already," Paul said grabbing two fries of his dish.
Alexa shoved a fry in her mouth as she looked around, suddenly noticing something. ''Guys, where's Adam and Randy?''
Alexa and the gang left Rob as he headed to Pheonix and continued to Tucson. They'd found out that Randy and Adam had got lost on the way there and were quite a way behind them which Alexa and everyone found highly amusing. Alexa soon got bored and pulled her own cell phone out of her case and started phoning people. She dialled in John's number and waited for him to pick up. ''Hello?''
''Hey JC!"
''Dude, that makes me sound like a member of N'Sync.'' John told her, scowling from the other end.
''Sorry, Johnathan!" She mocked.
''That's not even my name, man.''
''Whatever. So, ya heard the news?'' She asked.
''What news?''
''Seems like you're gonna be stuck with me for a coupla months!"
''You're comin' to Smackdown? That's great.'' He said excitedly. ''As from when?''
''Um, next week, I think.'' She answered.
''How's Randy about this?''
''Okay, I think.'' She replied. ''Sure, we're gonna miss each other but we can call each other and it's only for a coupla months.''
''Yeah.''
''So... have you spoken to Abi?'' She asked slyly
''Wouldn't you like to know.''
''Yeah, actually. That's kinda why I asked.''
''Smart-ass.''
''Always. So have you?'' She said, getting back on topic.
''Have I what?'' He asked innocently.
Alexa sighed in frustration. ''You know what Cena!"
John sighed. ''Okay. Yeah, I spoke to Abi this morning.''
''And?'' She probed.
''And what? We talked, that's it.''
''Exactly what's is goin' on between you two?'' Alexa asked curiously.
''I really like Abi, she's great.'' Alexa could sense the smile on his face from the other end of the phone. ''She's different from all the other girls I've dated.''
''So you two are dating now?''
''I think so.'' John voiced. ''Look I gotta go, I'll see you next week, okay?''
''Sure thing. Bye.''
September 20th 2004
RAW
Sienna walked down the hallway at the start of the show, chewing her bottom lip absent mindedly. She was suddenly stopped in the hallway by Eric Bischoff who had a happy grin on his face. ''If it isn't Sienna, the little girl who thinks she can take down Evolution.'' He mocked.
Sienna glared at him. ''If it isn't Eric Bitch-off, the-'' She looked down.''-little man who thinks all women find him attractive.'' She countered.
''Touche.'' His smile dropped. ''Y'know, I always thought you were a smart woman Sienna, but you proved me wrong last week by agreeing to the match tonight.''
She scrutinized him for a second before speaking. ''You really shouldn't open your mouth, you look smarter that way.''
Eric took a deep breath to calm himself. ''Say what you want. The fact of the matter is that after tonight, I won't have to put up with you ever again.'' He stepped closer. ''How does it feel? To know that everything you've worked hard to accomplish will be over after tonight all beacasue you can't keep your big mouth shut.'' He said vehnomously.
''Well, Eric... Seeing as how you won't have to deal with me again, there's one thing that I've always wanted to do...'' She whispered huskily.
He smiled. ''Yeah? What might that be?''
She leaned in close like she was about to kiss him before pulling back and punching him as hard as she could in the face, making the crowd erupt in cheers. ''How does that feel?'' She mocked before shaking her head and sauntering off.
''I can't believe this is the last time we'll be seeing with each other for a while.'' Randy said sadly.
Alexa sighed and leaned her head against his chest as she scooted closer to him on the bench. ''I know.''
''I'm gonna miss you, babe.'' He murmered.
Alexa smiled softly as he kissed the top of her head. ''Me too.''
"I love you." Randy said.
Alexa grinned and tilted her head, leaning up to place a kiss on his lips. ''I love you too."
"What about me?" Adam called from the other side of the room.
"Yeah, I love you too Adam." Randy said jokingly.
"Dude, you don't have to." Adam said with a disgusted look on his face.
Alexa chuckled. ''Do you two want to be left alone?'' She wiggled her eyebrows at Adam, who flipped her the bird.
A stagehand suddenly popped his head around the door. ''Alexa, your promo with Trish is in five.'' He informed her.
Alexa nodded, smiling. ''Okay, thanks.'' She stood up and began to walk towards the door but Randy grabbed her hand and pulled her back to him. She smiled and leaned down to kiss him.
''Can we PLEASE quit the mushy crap? If not GET A FRIGGIN' ROOM!" Adam shouted, half-joking, half-serious.
RAW
Trish was seen opening the door to the Women's locker room and sauntering in confidently. As she went inside, the camera caught sight of Sienna sitting on the bench in the corner, leaning back against the wall, her eyes closed.
''What an important match Sienna has coming up, it's hard to believe she's so calm about this.'' JR stated in awe.
''Tonight may be her last night, JR.'' King added. ''I'm gonna miss her if she leaves.''
''Sienna.'' Trish called, a false smiled on her face as she approached the dark haired diva.
Sienna looked up at Trish and scowled. ''What?''
Trish smiled. ''I just wanted to wish you luck in your match tonight.'' She said sweetly.
''Drop the act Miss Slutty McTrashbag. What is it you're really here for?'' She questioned, standing up so she was face to face with the blonde.
Trish sugary smile vanished from her face and she looked at Sienna in utter distain. ''You know, seeing as how tonight's your final night on Raw...'' She held up her title in front of Sienna's face. ''... I thought you might want on last look at my title seeing as how you'll never get you grubby little hands on it again.''
Sienna glanced at the title before returning her attention back to Trish. ''You're right.'' She nodded at Trish's astonished look. ''Tonight may be my last night on Raw. Would you mind if I held it... seeing as how I won't have the chance again.'' Trish hesistated before handing over the belt, watching intently as Sienna held it and ran her fingers over the name etched into the gold. ''If I do lose my match tonight, the thing I'm gonna miss most is kickin' your ass week in week out.'' She told her, the crowd cheering in the background. ''But, I'll be back Trish, that you can count on. You better make the most of being champion because whether I leave or stay... I'm sure as hell comin' after you... and your title.'' She smirked at Trish's frightened expression. ''So, I think you should get one good look at what you're gonna lose.'' With that she swung the heavy belt straight into the blonde's face, knocking her to the ground. She held the belt in front of her face, taking one last look at it, before dropping it to the floor and stalking out of the locker room determindly.
''The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, hailing from Toronto, Canada, being accompanied to the ring by Chris Jericho and Randy Orton... Sienna!"
Sienna strode down the ramp, a black expression on her face, Randy and Jericho at her side. She was dressed in a pair of white cargo pants and a white crop top which reach just above her navel. Her hair was in a high ponytail and her make-up was done naturally. Sienna rolled into the ring and stood inside the ring as she waited for Flair. Her music faded but instead of her opponants music, Eric Bischoff's music hit. He walked to the top of the ramp, mic in hand, and a pissed off look on his face. ''Sienna! Earlier tonight you dared to disrespect me! I am the general manager, no one lays their hands on me and gets away with it! Therefore, Randy, Jericho... you're both barred from ringside!" Randy and Chris fumed inside the ring. ''Leave! Now!" He demanded. ''Or all three of you will be fired!" Both men inside the ring spoke briefly with Sienna before reluctantly leaving the ring. After they had walked through the curtain, Eric turned back to the ring. ''Now, introucing the opponant, from Charlotte, North Carolina... being accompanied by Triple H and Batista... Ric Flair!" He announced with a sick smile.
''She's outnumbered, this is wrong!'' JR cried.
Sienna shook her head in anger as she watched the three Evolution members approach the ring. Ric entered the ring and Triple H and Batista remained on the outside. ''It's been a pleasure knowing you Sienna.'' Eric waved as he too walked backstage.
The ref sounded the bell and the match was underway. Ric stood opposite, taunting Sienna as she stared at him. Sienna gave him the one fingered salute before running and kicking him in the knee. He collapsed to the floor and she used that to her advantage to start kicking him repeatedly in the knee.
''Smart strategy by Sienna, weaken the knee of Ric Flair.'' JR observed.
Sienna relented her attack and went to spring herself off the ropes but Hunter reached inside and grabbed her ankle as Batista distracted the referee, sending her face first into the mat. Sienna clucthed her head as Triple H smirked. Ric stood and looked down at her with a matching smirk. ''WHHHOOOOOOOO!" Flair yanked Sienna up by her hair and delivered a hard clothesline. He went for the cover but she kicked out after two. He pulled her back up and whipped her into the corner. Ric strutted over and performed his trademark slaps to her chest.
''Not the puppies!" King whined.
Sienna managed to put a stop to the slaps with a hard slap of her own to the Nature Boy's face. Triple H walked around the ring and grabbed a steel chair as Batista jumped up onto the apron, gaining the referee's attention. Hunter slid into the ring and went to hit Sienna with the chair but she ducked out of the way and he ended up wacking Ric. Triple H dropped the chair as Sienna low blowed him and kicked him in the face. The ref turned around as Hunter climbed out of the ring. He spotted the chair and pushed it out of the ring before getting down and starting to count as Sienna went for the pin. 1-2- Ric raised his shoulder. Sienna huffed in exasperation before getting to her feet. She ran into the corner and jumped up onto the turnbuckle, waiting for Ric to turn. Once he did she hit him with the hurracarana.
''Sienna's actually fending for herself.'' King noted, a surprised tone evident in his voice.
''She is King, Sienna's not a quitter, she'll do whatever it takes.''
Sienna went for the pin again but he kicked out yet again. Her and Ric got to their feet and she ran at him preparing to dropkick him but he moved out of harms way and she ended up hitting the referee. She got up and her eyes widened. She didn't have the chance to react before Hunter grabbed her and hit her with the pedigree.
''Damn you to hell!" JR cried angrily. ''They're like a pack of dogs!"
Hunter laughed as he nodded at Ric. Ric did his strut and hit her with a leg drop as the crowd booed loudly. The ref started to come too so Batista and Hunter left the ring and stood on the outside, clapping as Ric locked in the figure four on Sienna. She writhed around in agony as she tried deperately to reach the ropes. ''NO!" She screamed at the referee. Her face was contorted in pain as she fought in vain against the hold.
Triple H was peering through the ropes in front of her, mocking her. ''C'MON! TAP!"
''She's so close!" JR pointed out.
Sienna's hand was a mere inch from the ropes as her other hand hovered above the mat, ready to tap.
''C'mon Sienna! Reach!" King encouraged from the announce table.
Tears of pain, frustration and determination streaked Sienna's cheeks as her arm stretched out towards the ropes. Her forefinger skimmed the rope and she had almost latched her hand on it until Triple H knocked her hand off.
''Son-of-a-bitch!" JR shouted.
Sienna couldn't fight the pain as her hand hit the mat. The bell sounded and Ric held the lock for a few more seconds before releasing her. Her head lay down on the canvas in defeat as Triple H and Batsta held Ric's arms in the air triumphantly.
''It's over JR, she tapped.'' King said sadly.
''She didn't have much choice. Triple H knocked her hand off the damn rope!"
Randy Orton and Chris Jericho stormed the ring, clearing Evoluion out before heping Sienna to her feet. She looked around at the crowd sadly, the reality setting in. The three climbed out of the ring and her companions supported her as she hobbled up the ramp. The crowd gave her a standing ovation as she disappeared behind the curtain.
Randy and Alexa had been hanging out for over an hour, just talking and eating pizza, when Randy suggested they watch a movie. "So, what are we going to watch tonight?" Alexa asked, getting comfortable on the bed.
"Well, there's this movie I've never had the chance to watch, it's called The Ring." Randy said, already knowing how Alexa felt about horror movies.
"Yeah, Orton. It's one of my all time favorite movies." Alexa replied, sarcastically.
"Don't have to be a smart ass." Randy replied, flashing her his million watt smile.
"Why are you making me watch this with you?" Alexa questioned, not really getting an answer.
"Come on, just watch it with me. Please." Randy asked, almost begging.
"Fine, but if you wind up with nail marks on your arm, don't blame me." Alexa reluctantly agreed.
"Great, let's watch the movie." Randy replied, sitting next to Alexa, and wrapping an arm around her.
About halfway into the movie, Alexa started spazzing. "Oh my God. How in the hell did I let you talk me into watching this?" Alexa asked, though a bit muffled, since she had buried her face in his chest.
"Lex, I'm pretty sure we haven't even reached the real scary part yet." Randy said, tightening his grip on her.
"I just want you to realize I'm gonna be having nightmares from this tonight." Alexa said, looking up in time to see a horse going overboard. "Oh my God! Randy, can we please watch something else?"
"Yeah, let's see what else is on."
"I don't mean to be a wimp. I just really hate those kind of movies. Ever since I was little, and my cousin let me watch Nightmare on Elm Street with him. We were staying at my Grandparents house, and I thought I was big enough to be able to watch that, so he let me. I was only like 4 or 5, and it did freak me out a little bit, but when I was getting ready for bed, he hid in my closet and started singing that stupid song. 1, 2 Freddy's coming for you. Anyways, after that, I never wanted to watch another scary movie again." She explained, while Randy turned on 50 First Dates.
"I promise, from now on, you don't have to watch scary movies with me." Randy told her. ''You've never mentioned you're grandparents before.''
Alexa smiled. ''My grandad died a couple of years back and my nana lives down in Mexico. I don't talk to my mom's parents. They give a whole new meaning to the term 'stuck-up'.''
''It must be hard not having them around.''
Alexa shrugged. ''Not really. I mean, I got Adrian, Abi, Eddie, Oscar, Grandma, my friends and you. You're all the family I need.''
September 28th 2004
Alexa made her way through the hallways of the arena in Wichita, Kansas for the Smackdown tapings that night. It would be her first show back since leaving Raw just over two weeks ago. Eddie and Oscar didn't know she would be here tonight, they thought it was next week she was coming so she wanted to surprise them. Alexa grinned when she saw a wooden door with 'Sienna' engraved in a gold plaque on the front. She had her own locker room for the night, she had no idea why but she wasn't complaining. Alexa opened the door to see it was a regular locker room and it had a couch opposite the door. Suddenly the door creaked closed and Alexa jumped, turning around. "Oh my God, don't do that John, you don't just sneak up on people you make noise you stomp or yodel."
John laughed from his hiding place behind the door. ''I'll be sure to remember that.'' He smirked before moving over to the couch and flopping down onto it. ''I thought we should go over our segment for tonight.''
Alexa nodded and perched herself on the coffe table which was just in front of the couch. ''Sure.''
''Right...''
Later that night, Alexa had just finished getting dressed for her skit with John when she heard a rapping at the door. She grabbed the handle and opened the door, smiling at who she saw. ''Hey Dawn!" She squealed as her friend pulled her into a hug.
Dawn released her and smiled. ''I heard that you were here tonight so I spoke to John. You shoulda told me you were coming.''
''Sorry. I'm gonna surprise Eddie and Oscar.'' Alexa told her. ''Come in.'' She opened the door wider and closed it once Dawn had stepped inside. ''How've you been?''
Dawn nodded as she took a seat. ''Good, thanks. I hear you and a certain 'Legend Killer' are pretty close.'' She winked.
Alexa laughed. ''Let me guess, John? I swear, that boy has a bigger mouth than I do.'' Dawn chuckled as Alexa continued to use the mirror to apply her make-up. ''And to answer your question, yeah, me and Randy have been dating for a while now.''
Dawn sqealed. ''That's great! I'm happy for you.''
''Thanks.'' She smiled. She added the finishing touches to her make-up before turning to face Dawn. ''What do ya think?'' She asked.
Alexa was wearing a short pleated denim skirt and a pale cream tank top. On her feet were a pair of cream coloured strappy sandals and her hair was in two neat pigtails either side of her head. She wore shimmery gold eyeshadow and some black marcar which lengthened her eyelashes. Her lips were coated in a red lipstick and she wore light blush on her cheeks. ''You look hot.'' Dawn-Marie complimented.
Alexa grinned. ''Thanks. Well, I better get going. I'm up next.''
''I'll be watching.'' Dawn waved as Alexa departed.
Smackdown!
''Who's this Tazz?'' Michael Cole asked as some unfamiliar music hit the arena.
The crowd cheered when they saw Sienna emerge from behind the curtain.
''It's Sienna, Cole!" Tazz told him. ''What I want to know is what she's doing here on Smackdown!"
''I'm sure we'll find out shortly.''
Sienna sauntered down the ramp and climbed the steel steps before climbing through the ropes. She smiled at the reaction she was getting and grabbed a microphone. She paused, waiting for the cheers to die down, before moving the mic up to her lips. ''Hello Texas! It's great to be here tonight!" She sed happily.
''Two weeks ago on Raw, Sienna lost a match against Ric Flair, Tazz.'' Cole informed him. ''The stipulations of the match were that if Sienna were to lose the match, she had to leave Raw while Triple H remained the World Heavyweight Champion.''
''As you all know, I'm not on the Smackdown roster. Well, Teddy Long made me a deal that I couldn't refuse.'' She smirked. ''As from tonight, I'm now an honourary member of the Smackdown roster.''
''Well, Raw's loss is Smackdown's gain.'' Tazz commented over the applause of the crowd.
''I-''
'So... you think you're untouchable...'
Sienna turned around to find John Cena making his way to the ring, doing his usual routine. He slid into the ring and did the Word Life sign before walking up to Sienna and grabbing her mic. ''Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!" He started. ''What do we have here?" He asked, looking Sienna up and down. She rolled her eyes. ''You're kinda young to be in this ring, unless of course, you're representing playboy magazine."
''Shut up!" She mouthed.
''Ooooh, a feisty one too." John grinned. "Okay. Welcome to Smackdown-----" Then John stopped in the middle of the sentence. ''You wanna say something?" He questioned, seeing that Sienna was getting another mic. "Aight. Aight. Ladies First."
"Aight, listen, I heard you talk a lot of trash here on Smackdown. Wonder what kind of trash you talk, gimme the lowdown."
"You rap? Well, Listen, this ain't nonya business, you're just a girl maybe even less." He said competitively
"Hey, I did my homework. If it wasn't for your bling bling on WWE you'd end up a sales clerk."
"You don't tell me how to use my package-------''
"Oops. I forgot, it's a luggage."
"Listen miss-I-got-my-tits-----'' John started.
"Listen here, I'm not the bitch." Sienna cut him off.
"You think you got guts----"
"I know. I know. SO CHOKE ON THESE NUTS.'' She faked a yawn before continuing. ''Is that the best you got for me? You ferret-faced CLB."
"CLB. No I'm not-----''
"Again, there you go with the choking of nuts. I know your game and how you play it. I know you're nervous, you just can't say it. You think you're so great as a matter of fact. You're just some white dude pretending to be black. You know that I have got the game. But you don't clearly know my name. I'm Sienna, the new bitch on the block. When you rap around me, it's you who sucks. So stop being an arrogant prick, with a giant MOBY DICK!"
"Listen----"
"I don't listen to fools like you in this ring. I can knock you out from winter all the way till spring."
"You think I got a Moby Dick?" He asked seriously.
"Ehem! Before you talk you're the one that makes me sick. I read your mind I know how you play. You're Moby Dick's so big I think it's fake. I know everyone's in favor of you John Cena. The next US Champion of this Arena. I agree 100 percent. But you still owe thirty bucks for that g-string rent."
"You're a pretty good rapper for a girl." He nodded his head.
"The one and only in the world." She added.
"I mean you got the looks and the body. Way way hotter than Scottie 2 hottie. Welcome to Smackdown, Sienna."
Sienna waved her hand like John Cena. ''Well you can't see me 'cause I'm already gone. Oh before I forget. I won and you just lost the bet. Keep your pants on or you'll make the ladies jump. Before you chase 'em make sure you pump. One more thing, go ahead and sob. Cause I already cancelled all your daily blow jobs." She finished.
The crowd cheered as she looked over at John expectantly. He smirked. ''Well, it seems that I've actually been punked out by a girl.'' He laughed. ''Seeing as how I lost an' all... what's my consolation prize?''
Sienna rolled her eyes as she dropped the mic and walked up to John so she was right in front of him. She smiled and leaned forward like she was going to kiss him before she turned and placed a kiss on his cheek. Sienna winked at him before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp.
As soon as Alexa stepped backstage she was pulled into a hug by Eddie. ''You didn't tell us you were coming!"
Alexa chuckled. ''I wanted it to be a surprise.''
''So you're on Smackdown for a while then.'' He asked.
''Yeah.'' She replied.
''That's great.'' He smiled.
''LEX!"
She turned to see Oscar stomping towards her. ''Hola.''
''Don't 'hola' me. Why didn't you tell us you were coming!" He demanded.
Alexa rolled her eyes. ''It was a surprise.''
''Well, next time tell us.'' He said before breaking out in a wide smile and hugging her. ''Missed you Hermana. Sister. ''
''Missed you too short stuff.'' She smirked.
After commercial break
Sienna was walking down the hallway and turned a corner only to walk into Kurt Angle. She went to walk past him but he grabbed her wrist. ''Hey! I remember you.''
''You should. You got your boyfriend to beat me up a few months ago.'' She scoffed, yanking her hand from his grip.
''I woulda thought that it woulda taught you a lesson but you don't seem to be able to keep your big mouth shut.'' He said. ''I saw Raw a few weeks ago, pretty bad beating you got.''
''At least I don't go 'round shooting people.'' Sienna shot back, narrowing her eyes when Angle started to chuckle. ''You think that's funny? Making someone defenceless so you can humiliate them like that? I think it's disgusting what you did to Big Show and you're the one who's gonna pay this Sunday.''
He glared at her. ''You're asking for another beating aren't ya?''
Sienna acted like she didn't hear him. ''I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear over the sound of your hair falling out.'' She smiled innocently before heading back down the hall and running into Booker T. She sighed. ''Geez, what is this, asshole day!"
''Ex-Cuse me!" Booker asked. ''What did you just say?''
''What, are you deaf?'' She asked.
Booker's eyes widened. ''Tell me you did not just say that!"
''I'm sorry I think I did.'' She replied.
''Don't you know who I am? I'm Booker T. I'm a five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time WCW Champion!'' He stated. ''And U.S Champion.''
She raised an eyebrow. ''U.S Champion, huh?'' She asked in disbelief. ''That's funny, 'cause I thought you had to go through John Cena first. It's two-two across the board, and come this Sunday, John Cena's gonna be a, wait for it, two-time, two-time U.S Champ!" She stated confidently as the crowd cheered.
Booker T looked down at her angrily and rudely shoved her back, making her slam into the wall. ''That was uncalled for.'' Michael Cole stated.
''I wouldn't do that if I were you, dawg.''
Booker T spun around to see John Cena walking towards him. ''Yeah, who's gonna stop me?''
Sienna used his distraction to her advantage and kicked him between the legs. He collapsed to the ground in pain. ''She is.'' Cena replied, impressed. He grabbed her arm and the two walked away from the fallen Booker T. ''So what, no thank you?''
Sienna cocked her head to the side and smirked. ''From what I remember, you didn't do anything.''
''I distracted him which gave you the oppurtunity to boot him in the balls.'' He explained.
''True.'' She nodded in agreement. ''So, thank you.''
''That's it?''
''Well, that's all ya gettin'.''
The camera caught them as they continued walking down the hall, talking about stuff. ''Well, they seem to be hittin' it off.'' Tazz observed.
''Looks that way.'' Cole agreed.
October 5th 2004
''Hello?'' Alexa answered her cell, tucking it between her head and shoulder, careful not to press any of the buttons as she did so. She was packing all her things as she had a flight to England that night.
''Hey babe.''
Alexa smiled. ''Hey. How are you?''
''Good. You?'' Randy asked.
''Busy.'' She chuckled. ''Got a flight later, I'm tryin' to pack all my shit but it won't fit!"
''You have too many clothes, Lex.'' He laughed.
''I know, I know...AHA!" She exclaimed triumphantly. ''Got it!"
''Congratulations.'' He said sarcastically.
''Thanks. So, what're you up too?'' She asked, sitting down on the bed.
''Nothin' much. We're going to Northern Ireland in a few days, then we're in for a hectic week.''
She scoffed. ''Tell me about it! I got a flight to London tonight, then a flight to Italy on Friday then it's back to England.''
''Why are you going early? John isn't going until tomorrow night?''
''Me and Mark are promoting the shows on a few of the TV and radio stations tomorrow.'' She explained.
''Hangin' with the big boys now, huh?'' He teased.
''You know it.'' She smirked. ''I miss you.''
He sighed. ''Miss you too, babe.''
''How are Chris and the guys?'' She asked.
''Fine. Things are a lot quieter without you though...''
''Are you implying that I'm loud?''
''No, not at all... just a little exuberant.''
Alexa chuckled and was about to reply before she heard a knock at the door. She went over and opened it to find a member of the hotel standing there. ''Hey.''
''Miss. Torres, your mother's been ringing asking for you, if she calls again shall we divert the call to the phone in your room?'' He asked politely.
Alexa groaned. ''Okay, first of all, don't call me Miss. Torres, makes me sound old. And if she calls again just... tell her I've checked out or something, you look like a smart guy, make somethin' up.'' She smiled and closed the door as he walked away. ''Hey, I'm back.'' She announced into the cell.
Randy laughed. ''That was rude.''
''No, what's rude is the room cleaner walkin' in on me in the shower.'' She snorted.
''Someone walked in on you in the shower?''
''Uh-huh. Scared me shitless, I slipped and landed on my ass. Not a pleasent experience, let me tell ya.''
Randy chuckled. ''I'll bet, well I'll let ya get back to packing.'' Randy said. ''Call me when your flight lands.''
''Sure thing, handsome. Love you.''
''Love you too, beautiful. Bye.''
''Bye.''
October 12th 2004
Alexa groaned as she heard the alarm go off. She swatted it until the ringing ceased before sitting up and wiping her eyes groggily. The past week had been hectic, she been to both England and Italy and now she was back in England, Manchester to be specific, for the Smackdown taping that night. John was in Austrailia, shooting a new WWE movie called 'The Marine' so she was on her own. Last week Carlos, a.k.a Carlito Caribbean Cool, had cheated him out of the U.S title so she was doing some scenes with him until John came back. She reluctantly climbed out of bed and dragged herself into the bathroom, hoping a warm shower would wake her up. Just under an hour later, she emerged from the bathroom, wrapped in a white, fluffy towel. The shower hadn't woken her up and she still felt like hell. She had an appearence to make at Virgin Records in an hour with Mark and Rob so she had to be ready and down in the lobby soon. She changed into some jeans and a 'Word Life' baby tee and pulled her hair into a ponytail. Alexa applied her make up and pulled on her sneakers before grabbing her cell and making her way downstairs. When she got there she found Mark and Rob already there waiting for her. ''Hey guys.'' She smiled warily.
Mark gave her a concerned look. ''You alright, Lex?''
''Yeah, why?''
''You look a little tired.'' He said honestly.
Rob nodded in agreement. ''He's right, you've been looking a little worn down lately.''
Alexa smiled. ''I'm fine, just been hectic lately, y'know?'' Mark and Rob dropped the subject and the trio made their way to the store for the signing.
Alexa rested her head on her hand as the store owner oversaw the questions for her and her collegues. They'd been at the store for about three hours and she felt like she was going to fall asleep at any second. Luckily, Rob had noticed and nudged her softly whenever her eyes fluttered closed. ''Sienna, what is you're advice to any wannabe wrestlers out there, what attitude do you need to make it in the business?''
Alexa's eyebrows raised slightly, that was a good question. She cleared her throat lightly. ''Well, there's only one way to succed at anything and that's to give it everything. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you're willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that're worthwhile, you can do it.''
Alexa and Charlie were hanging around in the men's locker room before Smackdown tapings started, Charlie was busy getting ready for his match and Alexa was reading a magazine. Alexa looked up from the glossy paper and laughed, "Aww I miss your Lisa Frank pants--they showed your girlish side."
Charlie looked up from tying his shoe laces and glared at her. "Ha--ha--you think you're so funny," he said bluntly.
"No sweetie--I know I'm funny," Alexa cockily as she went back to reading her paper.
"Can we say conceited?"
Smackdown
Carlito Caribbean Cool had just got the three count over Rey Mysterio--- using the ropes. Sienna watched moments later as he slipped through the black curtains, celebrating by himself. His back turned to her; Carlito came to a quick halt when he spun around, finding himself face to face with Sienna herself. "Who the hell are you?" Carlito laughed, grabbing an apple from the catering table nearby. Carlito began to step around her to walk to his locker room, but stopped abruptly when Sienna got in his path again. The 'cool' Superstar began to grow irritated, as Sienna glared up at the wrestler. "You getting in my way? That's not cool," Carlito said, growing angry.
"You know what else isn't cool?" Sienna replied, getting in his face, "You."
"Do you have ANY idea who you're messing with?" Carlito laughed, "I'm not only the United States champion --- but I'm the coolest Superstar in the locker room. Lemme go back to my first question. Now, who the hell are you, bitch?"
"Since you asked I'll tell you. You called me a 'bitch'? Well, on one level you're right. You know what they say about revenge? Well I'm the bitch, buddy. You may not know me, but you will, because your career's about to get a whole lot harder." Angry, Carlito raised the apple to take a bite out of it, only to have it slapped out of his hand by Sienna, making the crowd cheer. "You may think I have no clue who you are," Sienna continued, "but I do. You're the son of a bitch who ROBBED my good friend from not only his title, but maybe even his damn life!" Carlito crossed his arms over his chest, as if to signal that she doesn't scare him, only to bring out more of Sienna's pent up fury. "You use apples to spit in the face of people you deem 'uncool'," Sienna said, angrily, "The only reason you went after John and Rey is because you know, deep down inside, that you will never --- EVER even touch that level off coolness they have with the fans. You may have stolen your way into getting a title around your waist, you may get away with cheating, and you may get away with wearing JOHN'S chain but mark my damn words. When John returns --- and he will --- not only will he get that chain back, but he'll make sure he gets his title too. That is unless someone else gets it --- and seeing how you had to cheat to win against Rey? I'm guessing you won't hold that title for too long." Siennna turned to leave, stopping before she walked away. "Oh," she said, her back still to Carlito, "and I forgot ---"Whirling around, Sienna spat in Carlito's face --- a 'la Randy Orton. " --- THAT was for John," Sienna finished, leaving Carlito to wide the spit from his face angrily.
"OH MY GOD, COLE! SHE SPAT IN HIS FACE!" Tazz cried in disbelief.
''Her and John Cena are good friends, Tazz, it's not surprising that she's angry about what's happened to him. John's currently recovering from puncture wounds and she's out for revenge.'' Cole stated.
November 14th 2004
Alexa smiled as she walked into the Gund Arena, in Cleveland, Ohio for Survivor Series that night. She was excited about seeing her friends from Raw, and Randy, of course, she hadn't seen them in two months just when she visited for Chris' birthday party. She made her way through the backstage area where the sound techs and camera guys were starting to set up the equiptment and she finally came to the Raw men's locker room. She rapped loudly on the door and waited for a few moments to allow people to cover what they didn't want seen before she wandered inside. ''Lex!"
She was suddenly engulfed in a tight hug and laughed softly. ''Hey Chris.''
''You're looking good.'' He observed as he let her go.
''You too.'' She smiled. ''How ya been?''
''Not bad, you?''
''Good.'' She nodded. ''Have you seen Randy?''
Before Chris could respond, Alexa felt two strong hands snake around her waist and a soft kiss was placed on her neck. She smiled and turned around, hugging Randy tightly. ''Hey babe.''
''Hey yourself.'' She murmered before capturing his lips in a soft kiss.
''Save it for the bedroom kids.'' Chris remarked.
Alexa pulled away from Randy with a grin. ''Sorry gramps.''
Survivor Series
''There's Sienna!" King exclaimed in surprise.
Sienna was wandering down a hallway dressed in a pair of tight black leather pants and a cutomized John Cena shirt which reached above her navel and revealed a little cleavage. Her hair was left down, framing her face and her make up was done naturally, looking as though she had none on at all.
''We haven't seen Sienna for a few months, ever since she lost a match against Ric Flair.'' JR informed the audience. ''The stipulations of that match being that if she lost she would not be allowed on Raw as long as Triple H is World Heavyweight Champion.''
They watched as she paused suddenly and turned around, coming face to face with Evolution. Her eyes rolled dramatically as Triple H advanced towards her and stopped just inches away. ''Well, well, well... look what the cat dragged in.'' She just stared at him with a bored expression as she examined her finger nails. ''You're looking good.'' He said as he glanced over her body with a smirk. ''Y'know, I'd be willing to consider calling off out deal.. if you'd do a little something for me.'' He said suggestively.
She glanced up at him innocently. ''Are you finished?'' She didn't wait for an answer before stepping towards him so she could feel his hot breath on her face. ''I wouldn't consider doing anything for you, let alone your-'' She glanced down. ''-little something.'' The fans cheered at this whereas the Game's expression darkened. ''Now, if you'll excuse me, because unlike you, I have friends to see.'' Sienna smiled before walking away from them with a wave.
''And making his way to the ring, accompanied by Sienna, weighing in at 240 pounds, from West Newbry, Massachusetts... John Cena!"
Sienna smirked as she saw the look on Carlito's face as she made her way down the ramp with John. Cena strode determindly down to the ring and as soon as he slid into the ring, Jesus and Carlito high-tailed it. Sienna grinned as John followed them and proceded to beat Jesus and chase him and Carlito out of the arena. She remained outside the ring as the other participants of the match started brawling. The Big Show, being the only man in the ring, reached over the ropes and grabbed Mark Jindrak and dragged him over the ropes, officially starting the match. He began chopping away at Jindrak in the corner as John made his way back down to the ring. Big Show tagged in Eddie after a while and the crowd went wild as Latino Heat entered the ring. Guerrero hit a hit a belly to belly suplex and went for the cover.
1-2- Jindrak raised his shoulder.
Eddie pulled Jindrak to his feet and whipped him into the ropes. Jindrak reversed but Eddie came back with a Headscissor takedown. Luther ducked through the ropes and ran at Eddie, who hit him with a dropkick to the face. Eddie grabbed hold of Luther's hand and hit him in the face before pulling him into the corner. Eddie climbed up onto the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd, before jumping off the ropes hitting a double headscissors arm drag combination on Jindrak and Reigns.
''Whooo!" Sienna cheered with a grin. Her grin soon turned into a frown when Kurt hit a cheap shot on Guerrero and tagged himself into the match.
Later in the match, RVD, Luther Reigns and Jindrak had all been eliminated, leaving Angle by himself. Angle, realizing he had no chance of winning the match, began to retreat up the ramp. RVD quickly came down the aisle and stood beside Sienna, the two slowly backing Angle back towards the ring. As he stepped back he bumped into the Big Show who stood behind Angle with a smirk on his face. Kurt turned and went for a right hand to Big Show's face, but Show countered with a knee to the guy and sent Angle back inside the ring. Angle stood and turned only to be met with a viscious FU by Cena. Eddie then went up top and came off with the Frog Splash. Big Show crawled back into the ring and got the three count for the win. Sienna rolled into the ring and stood, giving John a hug as they celebrated the victory.
Later
''Hey, you guys ready to kick some ass?'' Sienna asked, stepping into the dressing room where Chris Jericho, Randy Orton and Chris Benoit sat.
''You betcha.'' Chris smirked.
''Where's Maven?'' She questioned.
''Snitsky attacked him, he can't take part in the match.'' Randy explained.
''That son-of-a-bitch!'' She sighed. ''Oh well, you guys will do just fine without him.'' She said confidently.
''You think so?'' Benoit gazed at her.
''No, I know so.'' She responded. ''We got the Legend Killer, The Living Legend and The Rabid Wolverine! You'll beat 'em hands down.''
They chuckled at her enthusiasm. ''Nice to know we got your support, Si.'' Randy smiled.
She nodded. ''No problem. Well, I would say good luck, but you won't need it. Make sure you give Big Nose a kick in the nuts from me.''
