Important: this chip war takes place after Chain Of Memories. and Bruixe has left the organization. if you want to know why our beloved character, Bruixe, left our dear organization, read the story The Last Nobody. it will answer all your questions.
And, of course, thanks Jo for making Bruixe and letting me use her in my story.
HEY JO: i can totally see you and me having the conversation between Demyx and Axel. haha. you're an insperation!

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(this one is my personal favorite.)

Chip Wars
Part II

Chip War II:

Location: Castle Oblivion; meeting room

Time: 1600 hours after Chain Of Memories

Demyx licked the last bit of ice cream off of his sea salt ice cream bar.

"I wonder why Xemnas sent me on a vacation anyway…" he pondered but quickly pushed the thought away. Demyx didn't need to concern himself with the reasoning, it was his time off, and he may never get another vacation again. Especially with his constant failing of his missions.

Demyx had a few weeks off and it was almost time for him to head back to Castle Oblivion to reunite with his comrades. He forced the last pair of jeans into his suit case and zipped up his bags. He had enjoyed his time off, but was excited to be reunited with his friends back home.

"Oh!" Demyx thought, "Maybe I should bring something home for everyone!"

Demyx quickly summoned a portal and dashed through. He arrived in a Wal-Mart and quickly ran to the chip isle. He knew chips were one of the best things he could bring home to his friends, especially since it was Zexion's turn to do the cooking.

Demyx strolled down the isle, trying to remember which person liked which kind of chip. Then it hit him, "Right! I have a list in my pocket!" Demyx pulled out the list.

Xemnas- Lays Original Potato Chip

Xigbar- Bugles

Xaldin- Nacho Doritos

Vexen- Cool Ranch Doritos

Lexaeus- Pizza Flavored Pringles

Zexion- Tostitos (w/ the hint of lime)

Saïx- Barbeque chips.

Axel- Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Demyx- Funyuns

Luxord- Sour Cream & Onion Pringles

Marluxia- Sun Chips (Garden Salsa flavor preferred)

Larxene- Sun chips (normal flavored)

Roxas- Fritos

Bruixe- Cheddar Ruffles

Demyx quickly picked up the correct bags of chips and ran to the check out line. He reached the cashier who was a teenage girl who looked like this was the last place she wanted to be.

"Hi!" Demyx said cheerfully and plopped the 14 bags of chips on the counter.

"Are you sure you don't want to buy the party pack?" The girl sighed and asked in a monotone voice, "It would be ten dollars cheaper and you would get almost everything you got here."

"Well, if I wanted the party pack, don't you think I would have picked up the party pack?" Demyx asked, still smiling, "Besides, it's very important that I get these exact chips for my friends. I'm going home from vacation and I can't wait to see the look on Zexion's face when he sees that I remembered to get the Tostitos with the hint of lime!"

"Whatever…" she sighed again and slowly drug the first bag across the counter.

Demyx tapped his foot to the rhythm in his head and smiled pleasantly at the cashier.

"What?" she asked as she noticed he was smiling at her.

"Nothing," Demyx answered casually.

She let out an annoyed moan and continued her duty.

"Are you always this happy? Cause its really starting to freak me out." She asked.

"Why shouldn't I be happy?" Demyx asked back, "Everything is just peachy."

"Because, it's annoying." She stated.

"Well, technically, I'm not happy. I don't feel anything…"

"What?" she asked as she loaded the last bag of chips into a plastic sack.

"Never mind," he laughed and handed her the munny, "It was nice talking to you," he smiled and left with his chips.

Demyx created another portal, "Alright, time to go home."

He ran through the swirling darkness and arrived in Castle Oblivion.

"Hey, everyone! I'm home!" Demyx called through the castle, but no one was around to greet him, "Um, everyone?"

"Up here, Demyx," a familiar voice called from the meeting room. Demyx knew this voice to be Xemnas.

"Hey, guys, I brought you all-" Demyx stopped talking when he looked around the room to see that half the organization was missing, "Where is everyone else?"

He looked and only saw Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Saïx, Axel, Luxord and Roxas.

"Um, Demyx, you may want to sit down for this…" Xemnas warned.

"Kay," Demyx answered and plopped down in his seat, "Can I give the people who are here their chips first?"

Xemnas sighed, "Fine, Demyx. Go ahead."

"Yay!" Demyx jumped from his seat and dug through his bag, "Xemnas, I got you Potato chips." Demyx said cheerfully and threw the chips to Xemnas.

"Thank you, Number Nine."

"And Xiggy, I know you like Bugles. But please, don't throw them at me again, okay?" Demyx smiled and tossed the chips to Xigbar.

"No promises," Xigbar admitted and popped open the bag.

"Xaldin, I got you Nacho Cheese Doritos!"

"Thanks, Demyx," Xaldin answered and began eating his chips.

"And, Vexy… wait, never mind. I mean, Lex… no," Demyx struggled as he searched for the chips that were next in line, "Zexy, no… Saïx! I got you barbeque," Demyx smiled and tossed him the chips.

"…Thank you."

"Axel!" Demyx pulled out the chips triumphantly, "I got you the Flamin' Hot Cheetos!"

"Haha, thanks Demyx," Axel laughed, "You remembered."

"Luxord, I got you Sour Cream and Onion Pringles!" Demyx handed Luxord his container.

Luxord smiled, "Thanks, Demyx."

"And," Demyx looked around, "Roxas, you get Fritos."

"Thanks."

"Ok, Demyx, please sit down. We have something important to tell you."

"Kay," Demyx sat down, pleased with the reactions he got from his comrades.

"Demyx… the reason only 8 of us were here when you got back was because the others… died." Xemnas informed.

"…What do you mean?" the smile faded from Demyx's face.

"Well… It's a long story…"

(Xemnas tells the story of Chain of Memories)

Once Xemnas told the story, which was rather long, Demyx tapped his foot nervously on the ground.

"So… who's gonna eat their chips?" Demyx asked with sadness in his voice.

"Well, Demyx, I'm sure someone will eat them…" Xemnas was caught off guard by the question.

"Well," Demyx raised his voice, "Who was the retard that killed Zexion? No one else is gonna eat Lime Tostitos! They are disgusting!"

"Uh…My bad…" Axel slightly raised his hand.

"Who killed Vexen? No one likes stupid Cool Ranch Doritos either!" Demyx said, horrified by the fact that he may have to eat the gross chips.

"Uh," Axel coughed, "My bad… again…"

"Axxeeelll!" Demyx whined, "Did you have to kill all the people who had gross chips?"

"…I didn't kill all of them…" Axel defended himself as he put another handful of Cheetos in his mouth.

"Wait… where's Bruixe?!" Demyx quickly asked as he noticed the 14th member was no where to be found and he didn't remember her getting killed in the story.

Xemnas seemed to glare into space, expression angry, "She is no longer part of our organization, Demyx. No more will be said about Bruixe." He scoffed her name.

"Ok… Well, Axel, since you killed all the people who picked the suck-y chips, I declare that you have to eat them!"

"What? No way! Besides, I'm number eight! I am more superior than you!" Axel pointed to his temple and added, "Got it memorized?"

"But, I wasted munny!" Demyx argued, now smiling again.

"You can't order me to do anything. Number NINE!" Axel taunted.

"I'll make you eat them!" Demyx smirked and began coming at Axel with a bag full of nasty chips.

"So immature…" Saïx scoffed and rubbed his temple.

"Get those away from me!" Axel said and started running away from the fear of eating nasty chips.

"No way! If you hadn't killed Zexy, you wouldn't have to eat the nasty Tostitos! You must pay for your actions!" Demyx laughed and began flinging the Tostitos at Axel.

Axel popped some Flamin' Hot Cheetos into his mouth and then threw a handful at Demyx, "Beware my fire power, Water Boy!" Axel shouted back, "Muahahaha!"

"Beware the wrath of Suck-y Chips!" Demyx commanded and threw a mixture of Tostitos and Doritos at Axel, "And beware my Funyuns!" Demyx began chucking his own chips.

"Ow! Dang it, Demyx! You and your Funyuns!" Axel ranted, "You remember what happened last time you started chucking Funyuns at people!"

"That wasn't my fault!" Demyx disagreed and threw another handful at Axel.

Out of nowhere, Roxas, Luxord, and Xaldin all bombarded Demyx and Axel with a shower of their chips.

"Ah! Enemies are coming from above!" Demyx shouted.

"Ah!" Axel agreed, "What do you say, Water Boy, join forces to defeat this evil?"

"Just this once, Hot Head!" Demyx laughed and Axel slapped him a high five.

Xaldin laughed darkly and threw a handful of Doritos at Axel's head.

"Oww! Xaldin, you got cheese in my eye!" Axel complained.

"I will avenge you!" Demyx yelled and poured the whole bag of Bruixe's Ruffles over Xaldin's head. Demyx was soon whacked in the back of the head with a bunch of sour cream and onion Pringles.

"Ow." Demyx muttered and turned to see Luxord laughing as he stuffed a small stack of Pringles into his mouth.

Demyx burst out laughing as Axel thumped Luxord in the stomach with a handful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Roxas, appearing out of nowhere, showered all 4 of them with Fritos, "Hahaha! Face my wrath of deadly Fritos!"

"…Deadly Fritos?" Xaldin laughed, "If any kind of chip is deadly it is, without question, my Doritos."

Roxas stood a foot away from Xaldin as he listened to him talk about how his chips were better. Then, while Xaldin was rambling, Roxas struck.

"Feel the wrath!" Roxas yelled and threw a fistful of Fritos at Xaldin.

"You're both wrong. Naturally, my chips win." Luxord smirked and threw Pringles at Roxas.

"Sorry to break up the party, but we have an announcement!" Axel stated darkly.

All eyes turned to look at Axel and Demyx, standing back to back on a table.

"For once, the forces of water and fire are coming together, and totally powning all other chips." Demyx tried to match Axel's level of darkness, but failed miserably.

Axel announced, "And we are known as…"

"Smoke on the Water!" Demyx finished.

Axel dropped his shoulders and let his head fall in his hand. With his free hand, he reached up and smacked Demyx in the back of the head.

"Ow. What was that for? Smoke on the Water is a good song and it could totally be a team name!" Demyx complained.

"Demyx, what did I tell you?"

"Uh…"

"Demyx?"

Demyx sighed, "…fine…"

Axel resumed his position and tried once more, "And we are known as…"

Demyx sighed and regained his enthusiasm, but he didn't have as much as before, "We are Axed!"

"…Axed?" Luxord raised an eyebrow.

"I liked Smoke on the Water better…" Xaldin admitted.

"Told you." Demyx muttered.

"FINE!" Axel yelled over the commotion, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT OUR NAME IS! WE CAN BE THE DANCING FAIRIES FOR ALL I CARE! THE POINT IS, YOU ALL ARE GOING DOWN!"

"…The Dancing Fairies?" Luxord raised an eyebrow again.

"Attack!" Axel ordered and the 'Dancing Fairies' sprang into action.

Demyx dumped the Pizza Pringles over Roxas while Axel bombarded them with Tostitos.

The Organization members began throwing the chips, and eating them.

"SCILENCE!" a dark voice boomed over the battle field and all eyes turned upward to the Superior who was standing above the commotion.

Xemnas continued once everything was silent, "You can not have a chip war with out the Original Potato Chip." A dark smirk spread across Xemnas' face, "Beware the wrath of your Superior!" Xemnas shouted as he showered the whole room in potato chips, including Xigbar and Saïx who were still sitting on the side lines.

"Alright, that's it!" Xigbar shouted, "Prepare yourselves! I never miss…" Xigbar shoved a handful of Bugles into the barrel of a gun and his finger hovered over the trigger.

"Duck and cover!" Demyx yelled and everyone fell to the ground as Xigbar, the Freeshooter, shot the chips through the room.

Saïx jumped to his feet and shoved a handful of his barbeque chips into Xigbar's face. A loud cheering crossed the room, and all alliances were broken. It was every-man-for-himself as chips flew through the room.

"Axel…" Demyx moaned, "Is it over?"

"Yeah…" Axel murmured back, "I think so."

"Hey, Lux, are you dead?" Demyx asked.

"No…" a soft groan came from across the room.

"I think I am…" Xaldin croaked as he rolled onto his stomach.

"So… Who won?" Roxas asked.

"I'll give you one guess…" Axel rolled his eyes.

"The Superior strikes again!" Xemnas' voice boomed across the battle field.

"Shut up!" the rest of the organization members all muttered together.

"Well, if Xigbar wouldn't have cheated and used a freaking gun!" Saïx muttered.

"Ugh…" Soft moans echoed through the room.

Demyx struggled to his feet, "Gosh… can anyone tell me how chips ever got so deadly?"

"I don't know… But I swear I got some bruises…" Axel groaned as he got to his feet.

"Same here," Luxord muttered and stood.

"We all do," Xigbar sighed and got to his feet.

"So… what do we do now?" Axel looked around at the other members.

"I got an idea…" Demyx smirked with a gleam in his eye, "Who's up for round three?"

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