Wheeeee~ Another chappie is here
Thank goodness for that ¬ ¬;;
Well since is the start of the two week holiday I have time to spare.
I think.
Sakon stood proudly at the sight before him. A wonderful wooden summer home. Handcrafted by the Date family. No inch of that house wasn't covered in the sun's magnificent rays. "Heh...we finally made it." Sakon proudly huffed and shielded his face from the sun. Although comparing to the other ones he's seen, it's quite big for a summer home.
Still its beauty knows no bounds.
Masamune crept up to him with his hands shaking and his face a pale white "Sakon..." he begun in an eerie tone...
"Yeah..?" he eyed the boy's actions...well from the looks of it, reactions from something.
"Why were you the only one not dying in the car?" he breathed out, almost if he was choking. During the car trip, after the insane car race between his and the white Honda, Sakon had closed all the windows after Yukimura went all hysterical when a bee few in. Problem was that Keiji let out the biggest, the most disgusting fart ever known to man. Killing the bee as well. The one Yukimura thought it flew away.
All Sakon could do is smirk. Leave it to Keiji to do something as ridiculous as that. "Heh, when you're my age, nothing that Keiji does can faze you." His smirk grew into a slight chuckle at the event before him. A pissed Mitsunari jumped out of the car after giving Keiji two hilarious bumps to his head.
Kanetsugu was crawling out of the car.
"Mi-Mitsunari-Chan..." Yukimura was almost afraid to speak to the furious Mitsunari, luckily he didn't have to since the sight of the summerhouse had him awestruck "Wow...!" and couldn't seem to close his mouth. A bee could even build a nest in that mouth.
In contrast, Mitsunari just huffed and rolled his eyes as if was nothing special "So this is the place? Not bad...I've seen better. I bet inside's a total mess."
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, ASSWIPE!" Masamune ended his yelling with an irritated growl. Kanetsugu grabbed his shoulders in an act of instinct. They came here to relax, not to cause havoc "Calm down, Masamune. He's just a little jealous." He calmly stated while hiding his grin.
"LIKE HELL I AM!" Mitsunari retorted but was simply ignored.
Masamune grumbled at Kanetsugu and pushed him away. What gave him the right to touch him so freely?
Sakon quickly grinned but decided not to say anything about it. Not yet anyways.
"This place seems familiar..." Yukimura quietly said to himself with his thumb cupping his chin.
"You say something Yuki?" questioned Sakon, eyebrow raised sceptically
"Ahhh um never mind! Hehehe!" Yukimura quickly replied blushing and waving his arms hesitantly.
Masamune sighed quietly and shoved his hands into his pockets, rummaging for that damn key he always had trouble finding. Something tells him every day is going to be exhausting like this. "Anyway, I'll give you a tour around the house." Masamune started humming as he was already absorbed into what he was doing.
"...Masamune-San?" spoke up the shy Yukimura with his eyes constantly shifting towards something else and Masamune. "Hmmm? Spit it out Yukimura...ooh! I found it!" he said after finally pulling out the key ring, smiling in success. For some reason Kanetsugu seriously wondered just how freaking big his pockets are.
"Is it okay to leave Keiji-San like this...?" he pointed to the dead man laying on the freshly cut grass. And uncomfortable silence rose between the boys, probably because they're all thinking the same thing. "Yeah, he's an idiot; he'll pop back in a few seconds." Kanetsugu concluded waving a hand dismissively.
"A-Ah okay..." Yukimura quietly answered feeling even more uncomfortable.
As Masamune opened the door, all but himself gasped at the sight. Their mouths were so wide their jaws could easily unhinge and drop to the floor. Everything shone; the floor, stairs even the goddamn ceiling. Even the light source coming from the window in the left room created more
And this is only the hallway.
"Uwaaa! This place is huuuuuge!" Yukimura almost squealed hearing his voice echo through the long hallway. Masamune and Mitsunari just smiled at his simple mindedness. Adorable it might be but it can be very annoying. Even embarrassing at times. "Haaa~! I can see my reflection in the floorboards!" Yukimura's eyes started to sparkle in delight
Though when he turned around, he was greeted by a tall ghostly figure. This happened to be Keiji with his hair down his face standing hunchbacked and his tongue hanging out "Woooooh~Yukiiii! If ya don't watch out, your reflection might pop out and kill youuuuu!" he teased in the cliché creepy ghost voice.
"UWAAAAA? IS THAT TRUE?" Yukimura screamed and recoiled slightly.
"C-Come on Yuki, there's n-no way that can be t-t-t-trueeee..." Kanetsugu tried to reassure yet he was a little shaky himself. "Kanetsugu as well...?" Masamune's eye grew wide; he's never seen him act like this in his entire life. His eye squinted in realization "Wait, wasn't Keiji just dying outside a few seconds ago?"
Then again, anybody could die after receiving a killing blow from Mitsunari.
Mitsunari scoffed at the woodwork. "Hmm...It's a lot cleaner than I'd thought it'd be."
Catching that, Masamune scowled "Wanna say that to my face, you bastard?" and clenched his fists
"Nari-Chan! Look!" Yukimura called and popped his head out from one of the rooms. Those eyes are still sparkling, no wait. ON FIRE. "The kitchen! I wanna start using it now! Look at all the fancy cutlery and stuff!"
"Yes. Yes. I can see it Yuki." Mitsunari said calmly before shrugging and turning back to the others. "I-I wouldn't call them fancy..." Masamune felt the urge to suddenly scratch his cheek at 'fancy'. It didn't really suit him at all.
Keiji nearly jumped at what he saw in the living room. Rushed out with eyes popping out and arms wriggling about. "Yo Masa-Chan! Did you do this?" he said this as if it was something terrifying
In instant, the other five dashed into the living room, thinking it was a fire or something. Fortunately it wasn't, instead the room was filled with party streamers and balloons. Also a fruits basket on the living room table and just above it was a huge white banner saying 'WELCOME FRIENDS OF MASAMUNE-CHAN' in rainbow coloured test.
Yukimura almost snorted "C-C...Cute...!" he tried so hard not to accidentally burst out laughing in front of Masamune.
On the other hand, Masamune knew who could've done this. Something so cruel yet so childish. Oh he knew goddamn it. "DAMN MOM...! She's so embarrassing!" the feeling in his gut was constantly telling him that the evil woman he calls his mother did this on purpose. He could just die right now.
Sakon and Mitsunari were soon busting a gut. "Dude! Your MOM did this for you? That is so childish. As expected from brat like you!" Mitsunari howled mightily and tried to keep his eyes open to witness Masamune's blush increase greatly "I...I DIDN'T PLAN THIS OKAY?" the youngest nearly spluttered.
Funny enough, his mobile started ringing and it happened to be his mother on the other line. "MOM! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? GET RID OF IT! I'M NOT A BABY!" to think Masamune of all people would be pleading with all his might to his mother.
Kanetsugu waited until he was finished before speaking "Hehe joking aside, how much did it cost...?"
"Hmmm?"
"Don't play dumb! The summerhouse Masamune!" Mitsunari pertly yelled.
"...oh. Ah! My parents built this."
The cheerful atmosphere was dropped after that last syllable was said. "HOWWWWWWWW?" every one exclaimed together, jumping back a spot with blank white eyes. "Huh? What'd I say?" he questioned still quite oblivious to their astonished faces.
Minutes later, after everybody finally settled down and now watching whatever crap was on the big HD TV, Yukimura came back into the room holding a tray of drinks. All but one had the same flavour since Mitsunari decided to be stubborn and ask for something different.
"Heyy whatcha watchin?" Yukimura asked kindly as always, his eyes seemed to be glued to Sakon's rapid finger movements on the poor remote. "Nuttin yet. Just flicking through channels and hopefully find Kanetsugu's favourite Sailor show~" Sakon turned to him with a smug smile so great, purposely waiting for Kanetsugu to take a sip out of his soda.
And he spat it right out, on Sakon's face "I TOLD YOU I DON'T WATCH THAT!" he wanted to throw something but he forgot, this is not his house. Also his aim is terrible.
"Riiiiight~" Masamune and Mitsunari said surprisingly at the same time.
"By the way Masamune-San, I've been meaning to ask. That huge black locker outside...what's it for?" Yukimura pointed towards the sliding window, the big one next to the TV. Indeed, there was a giant sized locker outside on the patio, with a single chain around it.
The others were also puzzled to its bizarre appearance and glanced back at the host with anxiety filling their eyes. Masamune took one look outside before responding "Punishment." in monotone, eyebrow rising.
Yukimura blinked "...EH? What do you mea-?"
"PUNISHMENT."
"O-Okay...?" he gulped. "Is that a threat...?"
Hoooh boy, Yukimura could not believe the possibilities that are hidden inside that box. One of his absurd ideas was if something spooky came out, with dinosaur like teeth roared into his face and bit his head off. His eyes had funnily transformed into black spirals to show his obvious confusion.
And at this, Mitsunari found himself smiling sweetly at the boy. "You idiot."
"YUKIMURA!"
Keiji randomly smacked Yukimura across the back of his head with a bamboo stick
"Y-Y-Yes...?" timid Yukimura found himself cowering under the stick of doom. "YOU FOOL! YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ONE THING! IT'S THE MOST ESSENTAL THING FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR!" Keiji yelled aggressively, tapping the stick into his palm since he was impatient.
As usual, to no surprise to Mitsunari, Yukimura's face had turned a blank. "...ehh..." he tilted his head towards Kanetsugu's direction, although his answer was a confused shrug.
"WATERMELON! WE CAN'T HAVE WATERMELON SMASHIN WITH OUT DA ACTUAL WATERMELON!"
Everyone rolled their eyes and turned back to the TV. Everyone except Yukimura whose eyes shined brightly with excitement as he finally understood what Keiji was trying to say. He was talking about the beach. "OOOH! THAT'S RIGHT! MY APOLOGIES SEMPAI!"
"Sempai...?" Masamune thought, shaking his head in disappointment. He's eye twitched at another thought he just had "HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND- DID HE RAID MY ENTIRE FRIDGE WITH ME NOTICING?"
Mitsunari picked at his ear. "Would you two be quiet? You're giving me a headache!"
Annoyed, Keiji just a couch pillow at Mitsunari's back because of his lack of 'passion' and puffed his chest out high "AHAHA NO WAY GIRLY MAN! WE ARE ON A MISSION! TO GET DA BIGGEST WATA MELON IN DA WORLD!"
Yukimura pumped the air feeling strangely confident "YEAHH!"
Mitsunari turned up the volume. Full blast.
"YESSS YUKI! SHOW ME THAT SPIRIT!"
"SEMPAI!" Yukimura called with his eyes gleaming greatly.
"YUKIMURA!" Keiji's were just as bad "LEEEEEEEEETS GOOO!" so he grabbed Yukimura and actually placed him over one shoulder and headed out the door, proudly. There is no way Kanetsugu, Mitsunari OR Masamune's gonna chase after them. Oh no, their reputation is way too precious.
"My GOD, how embarrassing can they be?" Mitsunari was the first to complain.
Since there was no other option, Sakon quickly raised a hand "I better follow them, so they don't cause any more trouble..." and put some slick shades on. He couldn't care less about what they were gonna do, as long as there some hot single babes around, Sakon is glad to follow them.
Masamune was absolutely amazed how Sakon could just walk out like it was nothing. Almost like...
...LIKE A BOSS.
"We're counting on you, Sakon." Mitsunari said sympathetically, doing the salute hand motion thing. "Your sacrifice will not be in vain."
Hearing the door shut, they all gave out a big sigh in relief. "Haahh. It's finally quiet..." Kanetsugu spoke with a purr and reached out for the fruits basket and picked at random an orange.
Mitsunari too then curled back into a ball on the couch. "Yeah..."
"Why are there more oranges than the other fruits?" Masamune questioned himself while examining the big orange in his palm. "Maybe your mom's a citrus lover?" Masamune turned to Mitsunari now hanging upside down with three orange segments jammed into his mouth.
"Why would my mom...?" Masamune's eyebrow furrowed.
"Hey, if Kanetsugu's mom's a paedophile, then yours could be a fruit fre-" an orange peel was thrown in his face before he could even finish. "Please stop talking about my mom." Kanetsugu warned in the politest way ever.
"Hnn. By the way Masa-Chan," Mitsunari quickly adjusted himself on the couch and cleared his throat "I still don't believe your parents did this; it's gotta be the butlers and maids! C'mon, how much did this actually cost?" he pushed on while the orange peel slipped off and landed on Masamune's scalp
Masamune shook his head at Mitsunari and also throwing the skin off. "Mitsunari, I told you I'm not-"
"Seriously! The whole 'Parents building a masterpiece of a summer home' thing? I call bullshit on that!"
"It's true you idiot!"
"Yeah right! Enough with the lies and just admit that you bought this whole thing. Stupid Chibi."
"SHUT UP AND DIE! LIE ON THE STREET AND GET RUN OVER!"
Kanetsugu sighed into his palm "Ya'll are annoying; can't you guys just eat your oranges in peace?"
"Speak for yourself, Kanetsugu." Masamune's pout had visually grown thanks to the oranges he quickly stuffed in his cheeks "Yuur de most amoeing pershion I'b eba met!"
"Hey! I'm not annoying!"
Mitsunari frowned "You can actually understand that drabble?"
And just as soon he thought the tension between the two had finally cooled off, a sudden burst of speed rushed through Kanetsugu's tubes, gurgling and bubbling constantly until it made its final destination and exploded in his stomach.
All three of them bared the same shocked and somewhat terrified expression.
Kanetsugu was the first to turn blue in the face "These oranges...ARE ROTTEN!"
Then Mitsunari "HOLY SHI-YOUR MOTHER GAVE US DEADLY FRUIT?"
"H-HOW SHOULD I KNOW!"
"MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW LONG WAS THIS HERE?" Kanetsugu decided to join the yelling.
"OH FUC-" Mitsunari would've continued but the rumbling in his stomach increased. And by the looks of the other two it must be happening to them as well. There was one thing they could finally agree on.
"TOIIIILEEEEEEEET!" they all sprung to their feet and held their delicate asses in fear of the possible consequences.
"AH."
Anticipating the other two's movements, Masamune caught one of their legs, Mitsunari's right and Kanetsugu's left, and pulled them down to the floor and made an immediate dash to the nearest toilet. Fortunately for him there was one downstairs exactly across from the living room. "HAHA! AS IF I'M GONNA WAIT A CENTURY FOR YOU GUYS TO FINISH! MORONS! IMBICLES!"
If it wasn't for the pain of squeezing his butt cheeks hard enough just to conceal the mess getting ready to burst out at any moment, Mitsunari would've kicked that door down. "D-DAMNIT! I'M GOING TO THE ONE UPSTAIRS!" announced Mitsunari and charged up the stairs
"NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST!"
"Guhh...guud luck with daaat..." of course Masamune didn't care. He was too busy adjusting his poor ass to the speed it's coming out.
Twenty minutes had passed and the rumbling Masamune's delicate stomach had just settled down "Phew~ that was close...guh...my ass is on fire..." he rolled his head back but flinched at the sudden coldness he felt thanks to the toilet. Anything at this point could set his bowels off again. There's no way he's leaving this room right now. This is like sanctuary to him.
Although, what about Mitsunari and Kanetsugu? "I bet they're still fighting over the one upstairs..." he reminded himself softly to the ceiling, imagining the silly event happening. No sooner that guilt hovered over his head. "I hope they're alright..."
Soon enough, it had gone so quiet the only sound was heard was his breathing. So what he'd thought. A irritating high pitched buzzing zoomed past his ear, then hovered around the other ear. "Mosssssquiiiitooooo..." But what should he do? The second level, the intermediate stage, might start.
But if he doesn't get rid of it, he'll go insane.
"Damn it, liquid shit or not, you are GOING. DOWN." Pulling his trousers up, Masamune huffed and blew air out his nostrils. Now locking onto his target, the pesky bug on the door handle, he pounced slammed his hand onto the handle and fell face first.
Though he didn't care, as long as he got the objective. "Fufufu..." Masamune rolled onto his back to look at the remnants of the squashed bug. But, he got more than he bargained for.
The whole door handle.
"SHIT!"
Now he can't get out. After what he said earlier, there's no way either Mitsunari or Kanetsugu would help him out now.
Then again there is another exit. The window just above the toilet.
An awning window.
So taking his time, Masamune squeezed his way through the window, but his journey had been cut short once his top half was free. The bottom, not so lucky.
"H-Huh? What the hell am I caught on? AAAHHH GEEZ! IT JUST HAD TO BE ONE OF THESE WINDOWS! GNNNNN!" first he thought it could be his weight but he's fit as a fiddle. So what could be the problem?
It's not because part of his belt is caught on the window handle is it?
"Why meee...?" real tears were shed from this boy's eye. The ground looked so far away.
"What're you doing, Masamune-San?"
Abruptly responding, he gasped and lifted his head up. A smile of hope came to his face seeing the puzzled Yukimura standing in front of him holding a huge watermelon.
Alas. His sempai had come to save the day. Masamune felt his embarrassment weaken as he started waving his arms adorably calling out "Y-Yukimura! Help me, pull me out please!" which Yukimura obviously couldn't say no to. Surprisingly he was quite comfortable with Yukimura's company, no matter the situation. If it were Kanetsugu however...
"Heave hoo~ heave hooo~!"
"You know that you're my best friend right?" as sweet as that sounded Masamune didn't realise that his shirt had be pulled off. That is until he felt a sudden breeze. A short squeal came out of him as he hugged his shoulders "BAAAKA! I HATE YOU! DIE TWICE ALREADY!"
"HMM...?" Yukimura glared at him suspiciously.
"Aaaahh~ I'm k-kidding! I love you really, Yuki!"
Yukimura merely grumbled and reached for his arms again. He froze at a memory quickly coming to his thoughts. "AAAH I FORGOT MY WALLET BACK THERE!" Yuki didn't hesitate to run to the store.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING? I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOLE!"
With his anger changing into frustration, Masamune sighed angrily to himself. He shouldn't have yelled. Then again he shouldn't have bothered to kill that damn mosquito. "Damnit...I can't believe I'm saying this...but SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! PLEASE HELP ME!" he screamed to the top of his lungs, hoping somebody would answer to his call.
"Sounds like I got here in the nick of time." Kanetsugu had appeared around the corner greeting him with a soft smile "Why the long face?" he lightly teased and grabbed Masamune's wrists.
"K-Ka-Kanetsugu...!" Masamune's mouth had opened a little at his appearance yet it closed again with a pout "What are you doing here? I...didn't ask for your help!"
Kanetsugu smirked. "Quit being stubborn and admit it already. Who else could you be calling out to...?"
Masamune grew a strong blush "N-NOT YOU!"
"Yeah yeah. C'mon I'll pull you out"
"N-N-N-NO! I CAN DO IT MY-EEEP~!" Masamune tried to reassure in his usual stubborn tone. Kanetsugu had the upmost confidence in his strength. He's not gonna lose to a window. "Dang Masamune! D-Did you...hgnn gain weight?"
"URUSAI! I HAVE NOT!" Masamune yelled, with his red face now practically glowing. But unbeknownst to them, the new belt Masamune bought was on the verge of ripping.
Must be a cheap ass belt.
"How the HELL did you get yourself stuck in this?"
"I AINT TELLIN!"
Eventually, it did rip and he slipped out as he was coated in butter. "A...are you okay?" said the person who cushioned his fall; a shy "Y-Yeah..." was younger male response, also equipped with cherry red cheeks.
"Yaaay. I got it back!" it was faint, but Yukimura's voice and loud footsteps were heard at the front of the house. Then a sigh from Sakon "You should be more careful Yukimura. Ya don't wanna end up like Keiji."
Kanetsugu and Masamune begun to panic with millions of sweat beads travelling down their faces at intense speeds. Who knows what kind of teasing they'll have to suffer for the rest of their lives.
Though Kanetsugu had a different reason for sweating...and blushing.
Masamune was sitting on him. Butt naked.
"Ah I forgot the watermelon at the back!"
Three eyes stretched.
"Dang it Yukimura, you forget everything." Sakon said with a chuckle and proceeded round the house with the other two not far behind. As a man who loves surprises, the one up ahead was something he'd never forget.
"OH MY GOD." This was Sakon's reaction.
"WHOAAAAAAA!" Keiji hopped back and inhaled dramatically "BOLD MUCH?"
"N-NO! I KNOW THIS SEEMS BAD BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" Kanetsugu tried to reason with them but it seemed to be ignored. Yukimura had also turned red at the scenario "Masamune-San...Kanetsugu-San I didn't know you two were-"
"WE'RE NOT!" Masamune yelled defensively
And what made things worse that the cranky Mitsunari appeared at the other corner, grinding his teeth. "Geez cant I watch anime in peac-WHAT THE FUCK!" he nearly choked on his spit and became another victim of the redness. "P-P-PERVERTS!" was the first thing that came to his mind since the rest of his vocabulary was instantly jumbled.
"AH..." Masamune held his stomach and started to tremble "N-not good...the second verse is gonna be worse than the first..!"
Kanetsugu's jaw dropped. "YOU WHAT?"
"...I guess we're not going to the beach today." Said Yukimura.
This was supposed to be shorter. T/ / / /T