Important: the title of this story will change soon! because i have written a few other one-shots about our amazing Organization and i want to post them. so, this is going to be my organization one shots and not just the Chip Wars. because if it's just chip wars, this would be the last post (maybe) and i dont want to stop wirting aobut the organization adventures. so, watch out for the name change!

coming soon: Organization XIII does Tae Bo. (funny)

ok, this is the thrid chip war. it's not the best, but it's ok i think. and it's a little shorter than the others. sorry if i disappoint! the next post will be much funnier! ...i hope...

Chip Wars
Part III

Chip war III:

Location of battle: meeting room

Time: 1200 hours.

"Hey, Xaldin, will you hand me those Funyuns?" Demyx asked as he tossed his now-empty Funyun bag into the trash can.

"Get it yourself, Demyx." Xaldin answered.

"But, they're all the way over there! I can't reach them!" Demyx complained.

"Get off your butt, Demyx. They are two feet away," Axel ordered and popped a Cheeto into his mouth.

"Can't someone just hand them to me? Please?" Demyx asked around what was left of his organization.

"No." Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Saïx, Axel, Luxord, and Roxas all said in unison.

Demyx stretched out his arm and reached for the table. He twitched his fingers, trying to reach the bag of Funyuns sitting on the end table that was two feet away.

"Uh… guah… I can't… reach!" Demyx complained. His tongue was hanging out as he concentrated on the chips. He swung his feet back and forth as he struggled to get closer to the unreachable bag.

"Stop being an idiot," Saïx sighed.

"I can't help it!" Demyx protested and he took a second to think about what Saïx actually said, "Wait… HEY!"

Demyx quickly stood up. He walked over to Axel and grabbed a handful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Demyx flung the handful at Saïx.

"…And you couldn't reach over two inches to grab your own chips?" Axel said and looked into his now almost empty bag.

"Jeez, Demyx!" Xigbar complained as some of the Cheetos landed in his hair. Xigbar quickly threw back a Bugle at Demyx.

"Ow!" Demyx squealed as the pointy Bugle stuck into his face.

"You asked for it," Xigbar mumbled.

"Ahhh!" Demyx let out a cry as he reached the bag of Funyuns. He began throwing Funyuns in every direction, not caring who they hit.

"Xiggy, look what you did! Don't you remember what happened last time Demyx flung chips around?" Roxas whined.

"It's not Saïx's fault that Water Boy is a loony," Axel defended as he used his bag of Cheetos to block the flying Funyuns.

"This is stupid, why—" Luxord started but was soon interrupted as a handful of Funyuns chemistry, "Fine," he grumbled and threw a handful of sour cream and onion Pringles back at Demyx.

"Luxord, you're making it worse!" Roxas complained.

"Shush," Luxord ordered and threw a stack of chips at Roxas.

"No, you!" Roxas protested and threw a handful of Fritos in Luxord's eye.

"OW! You'll pay for that!" Luxord claimed and rambled around trying to throw chips back at Roxas.

"Will you all just shut up?" Xaldin asked, almost politely, and showered Nacho Cheese Doritos on everyone.

"Demyx, knock it off!" Axel yelled and whacked Demyx in the back of the head with Cheetos.

"Ow!" Demyx began flipping even more Funyuns across the room.

"STOP DEMYX!" all the members screamed together and bombarded Demyx with all kinds of chips.

"Gross!" Demyx claimed and spit out the chips that had been forced into his mouth.

Xigbar took a chip and threw it in the back of Xaldin's head. Xaldin whipped around and chucked a bag of Doritos in Xigbar's face.

"Dang it, Xaldin!" Xigbar grumbled, "You're going to make me go blind!"

"Don't throw crap at me," Xaldin answered simply.

"Suck it!"

Every member turned at the voice. All members gasped as they were taken down by none other than a mix of Cheddar Ruffled and lime flavored Tostitos.

"BRUIXE!" Saïx called, "NO! YOU'RE USING ZEXION'S CHIPS! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

Members fell to the ground as Bruixe stepped in and took down each member with the poison-like chips.

"Zexy isn't here so why not take advantage of his weapon?" Bruixe shrugged, "Oh, and, by the way, it looks like I win this one." Bruixe smiled evilly at her fallen comrades.

"Oh, really?"

Bruixe jumped, not expecting to hear the deep booming voice.

"Xemnas!" She cried as the Superior hovered over her.

Xemnas, without warning, knocked Bruixe to the ground with his potato chips.

Bruixe army crawled over to her fellow members, "We gotta take him down."

"One alliance, defeat the Superior," Axel agreed.

Xigbar, Xaldin, Saïx, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Roxas, and Bruixe all got to their feet, armed with chips, and faced Xemnas.

"What? This isn't fair!" Xemnas exclaimed, "What about a one-on-one?" he suggested.

"Fine." Someone agreed, "Who's first?"

Bruixe pushed Xigbar into the middle of the room to face Xemnas.

Xigbar pulled out a gun and loaded it with Bugles and the Superior grinned.

"Let's go, Xiggy!" Demyx cheered, "Take him down!"

Xigbar shot twice at Xemnas. Xemnas dodged the first shot easily, but the second hit him in the chest. He stumbled back but quickly sent potato chips flying into Xigbar. The chips knocked the gun out of his hand and Xemnas threw the last blow into his face.

Xigbar was pulled off the battle field.

"Who's next?" Xemnas grinned.

"Um… go, Dancing Fairies!" Luxord decided.

Xaldin and Luxord pushed Axel and Demyx into the arena.

"I wasn't being serious about that name!" Axel defended, "I'd rather be Smoke on the Water!"

"YES!" Demyx cheered, "Xemnas, be prepared to face the fury of Smoke on the Water!"

Axel let out a sigh and whacked Demyx in the back of the head.

Demyx began flinging Funyuns everywhere, as he usually did. Axel charged straight for Xemnas with Cheetos in hand. Axel flung the bag into Xemnas. Xemnas chucked chips back at Axel as he dodged the Cheetos. As Xemnas dodged, he fell into a shower of Funyuns.

"Yeah!" Axel slapped Demyx a high five as Xemnas tripped onto the floor.

"Don't celebrate yet," Xemnas warned.

Xemnas rose to his feet and quickly smacked them both with chips.

As the team fell, Bruixe stepped into a fighting position and pulled Roxas into the circle. Bruixe and Roxas would fight together.

"You're going down," Bruixe smirked.

Xemnas laughed.

Bruixe sprung up and threw a handful of Cheddar Ruffles in the back of Xemnas' head. As Xemnas watched Bruixe fly into the air, Roxas came up and smacked him with Fritos in the chest. Xemnas fell back and flung chips at Bruixe. She aerial dodged easily, but when she came down, she knocked Roxas to the ground.

"Ouch! Get off, Bruixe!" Roxas grumbled from the floor.

Bruixe tried to stand up, but before she could, Xemnas had already started the downpour of chips.

"Anyone else?" Xemnas challenged.

"We got this," Xaldin claimed as he, Luxord, and Saïx stepped up.

Xemnas flung potato chips at Xaldin. Xaldin, using the power of wind, blew the chips to the side. But, unfortunately, he blew them into Saïx.

"Xaldin!" Saïx moaned as the chips swirled around him.

"…Oops…"

Xemnas charged forward and hit Saïx with chips, taking him out. Xaldin quickly slapped him with Doritos as Luxord smacked a stack of Pringles into his side. Xemnas fell to the ground and Xaldin and Luxord smiled evilly.

Xemnas wasn't done. He sprang back to his feet and took them both down with one powerful blow. The potato chips cracked and crumbled as they slammed into the team.

"So, anyone else?" Xemnas looked around at the organization members laying on the ground in pain.

"…No…" the members groaned reluctantly.

"Good. Now you know why they call me Supirior. This is the third time I've whipped all your butts." Xemnas claimed.

"Oh yeah?"

Xemnas turned and saw Xigbar, Xaldin, Saïx, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Roxas, and Bruixe on their feet, all armed with a bag of their own chips.

"Wait… hold up," Xemnas begged, "I already beat you, it's over!"

"I think that's our decision," Axel smirked.

On Axel's cue, all the members threw whatever they had left at the Superior. Xemnas went down easily and was covered in a pile of chip crumbs.

"But…" Xemnas moaned.

Axel smirked, "We don't go down that easy. We're Organization XIII, got it memorized?"

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