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The Organization does Tae-Bo
Mission: excersise.
Time: 1400 hours.
"You have done nothing except lay around here eating chips. This is unacceptable for an Organization XIII member!" Xemnas yelled.
"Well, if we had a mission every once in a while…" Axel complained.
Xemnas answered, "Here's a mission, ready? And if you fail, the punishment is death."
Demyx swallowed hard. This was nerve wrecking. Demyx couldn't remember the last time he hadn't failed a mission.
"So, who wants to kill Demyx?" Luxord laughed.
"Ha-ha," Demyx mumbled.
"Calm down, Water Boy, he's kidding," Axel assured, "Where is that happy-go-lucky Demyx I know?"
Demyx tried not to smile but failed.
"Anyway," Xemnas cleared his throat, "The mission is," He walked over and flipped on a projector. The large screen took up most of the large white wall and the Organization gasped in horror.
"Tae-bo," Xemnas stated.
"Oh, no," Demyx whispered to Zexion, "I failed this part of P.E. class…"
Zexion shook his head, "I swear Demyx… Only you…"
"Don't worry, we got this," Roxas said simply.
"How did you fail? This is level one," Xaldin asked.
"Just watch," Demyx assured.
The organization stood in a half-circle around the screen. Naturally, they stood in numerical order. Starting with Xigbar and ending with Bruixe.
"Why aren't you joining us?" Roxas asked Xemnas.
"Because, I'm the Superior," Xemnas shrugged.
"Hey, if we have to do something with the whole organization, it has to be the WHOLE organization. Got it?" Bruixe put her hands on her hips in stubbornness.
After much arguing, Xemnas finally agreed to join his organization.
The screen faded in from black revealing the title.
"Tae-bo with Kairi. Level One," Vexen read out loud.
"You have GOT to be kidding me…." Axel sighed.
"Hello!" the sweet, over-excited, feminine voice greeted, "Welcome to Tae-bo with Kairi! This video will help you get up and get moving!" Groans echoed through the room as Kairi continued, "Here to help me demonstrate is my friend Riku!"
A very bored Riku rolled his eyes, "Kairi, do I really have to do this?"
"Wow…" Larxene swooned at the very gorgeous Riku.
Bruixe reached over and smacked her in the head, "Back off," she growled, "He's mine."
"And," Kairi continued, "My friend, Sora!"
"Boo!" a few members hissed.
"Hey!" Roxas shouted, offended.
"Let's start off with some basic jabs," Kairi instructed, "One, two. One, two."
Xigbar jabbed in many directions, almost hitting Xaldin in the face.
"Watch it," Xaldin warned, pulling out one of his lances, "Hit me and die."
"Sorry," Xigbar claimed, "I can't aim well when there isn't an actual target."
"Great," Larxene complained, "We have a FREE SHOOTER who can't aim…"
"This is pointless," Saïx claimed bit is was obvious that he was getting into it. He punched hard, fast, and perfect.
"Come on, Vexy! Put some force into your punch!" Demyx cheered.
"Force," Vexen explained, "Is a physical influence that tends to change the position of an object with mass, equal to the rate of change in momentum of the object. The symbol is F."
"Uh… forget I mentioned it…" Demyx stammered, feeling stupid.
"Let's go! Kicks!" Kairi cheered, "One and two, three and four!"
"Come on, Demyx," Axel laughed, "Speed it up."
Demyx was struggling to keep up with the video. He was kicking when he should have been punching and working when he should have been resting. This was not his thing.
"…Why are we doing this again?" Zexion spoke up. He had been doing everything perfectly and it felt like nothing. He wasn't even close to breaking a sweat.
"Because, Zexy," Demyx gasped, "Superior told us to."
"Right…"
"Ok, walk it out!" Kari ordered, "Good job! Keep it up!"
"What? We're not done!?" Demyx breathed out hard.
"It's only been five minutes. Come on Water Boy! Suck it up!" Bruixe attempted to encourage.
"Can you feel the burn?" Kairi asked.
"I'm feeling something," Xaldin poked Xigbar with his lance, "Seriously, hit me one more time and you're dead."
"Sorry!"
They began breathing exercises and Demyx had caught his breath. He was amused at how many times Kairi had asked if they could 'feel the burn'.
"You feel the burn, Luxord?" Demyx asked.
"Sure, Demyx," He answered.
Demyx turned to Axel, "You feel the burn, Axel?"
"Uh…. Sure," Axel rolled his eyes.
"You feel the burn?"
"Uh… yeah."
"You feel the burn?"
"Yeah."
"You feel the burn?"
"yes."
"CAN YOU FEEL IT?!"
"YES!"
Demyx paused.
"Hey Axel?"
"What?"
"You feel the burn?"
"CAN YOU FEEL THE BURN, DEMYX!?" Axel yelled and flames grew around Demyx, "YOU FEEL IT!?" the flames grew higher.
The fire dies and Demyx was covered in ashes and soot.
"Wow," Demyx choked, "That's a good burn…"
"Stop staring at him!" Bruixe ordered Larxene.
"I can't help it!" she claimed in jealousy of Bruixe's relationship status with Riku.
"KNOCK IT OFF!" Bruixe yelled.
"NO!" Larxene growled.
"XIGBAR! YOU'RE DEAD!" Xaldin roared.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!" Xigbar cowered
"DEMYX! SHUT UP!" Luxord and Axel yelled in unison.
"STOP!"
"I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM NOW!"
"OW! XIGBAR!"
"SHUT UP!"
"BURN!"
"SAỈX! WATCH IT!"
"OW! XALDIN, I'M SORRY!"
"HE'S TAKEN!"
"OW!"
"SHUT UP!" Xemnas screamed and the whole room was silent except for Kairi's faint encouragement.
Xemnas cleared his throat, "I see that this didn't really help at all. Mission terminated."
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