B & E stands for breaking and entering. i got B & E from Dane Cook's stand up. it's not mine, it's Dane's. not mine.
i kinda felt bad because i hadnt put Zexion as a major character in anything yet. and i love zexy. so, here it is. it's short and simple. but cool.

read and review please.

Let's Do A B&E

Time: 01:00

Mission: break into a store that is open 24 hours

is it possible to succeed: ...not really...

"Axel?" Demyx tapped on the closed door.

"Go away." Axel moaned in annoyance.

"Kay," Demyx responded cheerfully, "Zexy!"

Demyx walked through the castle and eventually found Zexion walking in the direction of his room.

"Zexy!" Demyx cheered.

"Demyx," he nodded.

"You wanna do something awesome!?"
"…Sure?"

"We should go do a B & E!" Demyx laughed.

"…B & E?" Zexion shook his head.

"Yeah, like Dane Cook! You know, breaking and entering." Demyx explained.

"…Where?"

"Um… a bank?" Demyx suggested.

"A bank? Well, now you've got my interest. We'll need 7 pounds of dynamite, a flamethrower, 2 chainsaws… and a chisel," Zexion paused, "Are we really going to do this?"

"Maybe we could just hit up a Wal-Mart?" Demyx shrugged.

"Awesome," Zexion nodded, "But… aren't those open 24 hours?"

"Ch'yah!" Demyx smirked, "It takes talent to bust into a store that's already open."

"I don't get it, but I'll do it," Zexion grinned.

Demyx and Zexion arrived in front of a Wal-Mart using a portal. They stood at the entrance and the automatic doors welcomed them.

"I feel retarded," Zexion sighed.

Demyx put his hood up and darted inside. Zexion followed suit.

"Through here," Demyx whispered, though there was no point in whispering when a security camera was pointed directly at you.

Zexion followed, against his better judgment. They pushed through the heavy metal doors labeled 'Private'.

"What's even back here?" Zexion asked.

Demyx shrugged, "Dunno. But I bet we're the first people to ever break into a store that's open."

"You mean, we're the first ones to act like total morons in a Wal-Mart?" Zexion corrected.

"Well, yeah," Demyx laughed and continued going back into the storage room, "Check this out!" Demyx ran over to a wooden door and threw a hard kick at it. The door flew back and slammed into the doorstopper.

"What was that for? That was a swinging door!" Zexion protested as the door swing back into its original position.

"Come on, Zexy, you know you've always wanted to kick a door in!" Demyx grinned.

Zexion bit his lip then quickly threw a kick, sending the swinging door flying into the wall. He let out a laugh and Demyx cracked up too.

"What are you doing back here!?" A voice boomed.

They both spun around and were glad they had their hoods up.

"Uh…" Zexion mumbled.

"I have to pee!" Demyx screamed in panic, "I'm looking for the bathroom! I GOTTA GO!!"

Zexion sighed and put his head in his hands.

"Nice try," the man huffed, "I saw you on the camera walk right by the bathroom."

"Fine! I'll just take my business elsewhere," Demyx complained seriously, created a portal, and pulled Zexion through. They were gone before the employee knew what had happened.

"That was one of the most idiotic things I have ever done," Zexion sighed once they were back in the castle.

"Yeah, but it was totally worth it," Demyx nodded to himself.

Zexion rolled his eyes, "Whatever you say…"

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