if you have read my other story "a worthless nobody" then you will understand the 'evil fire door'. If you have read my friend's story "the last nobody" and "silver eyes" then you will understand the 'axel wanted to be bruixe's boy toy' part.
if you havent read either of those stories... THEN DO IT NOW! THEY ARE AMAZING! :D
props to jo for the Buttcape!

that said, read and review and enjoy!

The Buttcape

(p.s. you all just lost the game!)

"TV,TV,TV,TV,TV," Demyx chanted as he rushed through the halls of Castle Oblivion toward his room. He ran by Xaldin, Axel, Bruixe, Roxas, and Luxord.

"Whoa," Xaldin breathed as Demyx flew by.

"Slow down, Waterboy," Bruixe commented.

Axel gripped the hood of Demyx's cloak as he ran by.

"Axxelll!" Demyx whined, "Let gooooooo!"

"What's up, Demyx?" Roxas asked.

"Must. Get. To. Television. System. And. PS2. Now," Demyx put his arms out in front of him and flailed them mechanically as he talked like a robot.

"Why?" Luxord walked up and joined the commotion.

"Because," Demyx said as if it were obvious, "I got a new video game!"

"What is it?" Roxas asked as he peeked into the bag Demyx was carrying.

"You'll never guess it!" Demyx said excitedly, "It's called KINGDOM HEARTS!"

"OMG!" Axel squealed sarcastically, knowing Demyx would take his sarcastic gesture as actual excitement, "Do you like, go around collecting hearts? That would be so awesome!"

"Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'!" Demyx jumped up and down, "Now let's go!"

Axel let got of Demyx's cloak. Demyx grabbed Bruixe's sleeve and pulled her along.

"Demyx," She tried to pull her sleeve away, "Let go."

"Come on! Come on!" he chanted, ignoring her.

They reached Demyx's room and Demyx ran to the PS2. He popped the disk in and plopped back on the couch.

"Hey!" Roxas pointed at the screen, "It's Sora."

"Catchy song," Demyx bounced up and down as the opening played and began dancing to the beat.

He really got into the song. He bounced up and down and flailed his hands around in attempt to dance. Finally, the song ended and the controls were his.

After a while, heads popped in and pretty soon the whole organization was watching. The hours past, everyone was fixed on the life of Sora.

"NO!" Demyx screamed, "NO NO NO NO! AXEL! GET IT AWAY!"

Demyx threw the controller down and jumped behind the couch, landing in a ball at Roxas' feet.

"Seriously?" Axel sighed.

"Is it gone?" Demyx peeked over the couch.

"What is it? I don't see anything," Luxord searched the screen.

"The fire door," Demyx pointed, "I HATE THAT DOOR!"

Axel sighed and made the animated Sora cast a fire spell, opening the door in Traverse Town.

More hours past, the playing got intense. People taking turns, changing who got to play every time another person died.

'The darkness will destroy you!' The virtual Riku told Sora and changed from his usual outfit to a darker outfit.

"Whoa," Bruixe gasped as she stared at the TV, "That was a fast wardrobe change. And… what is he wearing!?"

"It's a cape," Axel informed, but still stared awkwardly at the TV.

"On his butt," Demyx finished.

"It's a… Butt-cape?" Luxord tilted his head to the side.

"Haha!" Axel scoffed, "Your boy toy is wearing a buttcape!" Axel laughed at Bruixe.

She stuck her bottom lip out and then threw her arm back, elbowing Axel in the stomach, "And once upon a time," Bruixe grumbled, "Axel wished he was Bruixe's boy toy."

Demyx leaned over Bruixe to whisper something to Axel who was sitting on her other side. Axel leaned forward over Bruixe to hear Demyx, "Maybe you shouldn't make fun of Bruixe's boy toy."

"Do NOT call him my boy toy!" Bruixe growled and knocked their heads together.

Their heads clanked together with a hollow sound and they both set back on the couch, rubbing their heads.

Roxas, who had left the room, came back in with a fresh batch of popcorn. He plopped down on the couch next to Axel and shoved a handful of popcorn into his mouth.

"Why is Bruixe's boy toy wearing a cape on his butt?" Roxas asked through his full mouth.

Axel placed a finger on his mouth, signaling Roxas to be quiet. While Demyx peeked over an angry Bruixe and cut a finger across his neck, signaling Roxas to cut it out. But it was too late.

Bruixe reached over Axel and grabbed the bowl of popcorn. She turned the bowl upside down and slammed the bowl on Roxas' head. A crunch signaled the popcorn being broken up into small crumbs over Roxas' head. The popcorn fell in crumbs over Roxas and the couch.

Bruixe sat back on the couch, satisfied. She took the bowl from Roxas and scooped up the last few bits into her mouth. Finding the bowl was now empty, she held it out.

"Now, someone go get me some popcorn," she ordered, shaking the bowl.

Demyx stood up and took the bowl. Axel quickly grabbed Demyx's cloak and yanked Demyx back into his seat.

"Ow. Axel? What was that for?" Demyx asked.

"You are number Nine," Axel explained, "You don't have to take orders from Number Fourteen."

Bruixe turned to Axel and glared.

"On second thought," Axel stood up, "I think I'll go get the popcorn."

"That's what I thought," Bruixe said proudly and kicked her feet up on the coffee table.

"Who's turn is it?" Xaldin asked, "I just died."

Axel walked back in and announced in a loud clear voice, "Whose turn is it to fight Bruixe's Buttcape-wearing boy toy!?"

Axel was about to sit down but Bruixe slammed her hand over the bowl, sending the popcorn onto the ground.

"Oops," Bruixe said, sarcastically, "Sorry. My hand must have slipped."

Axel scowled, but turned to get another batch of popcorn.

'I'll come back to you! I promise!'

'I know you will!'

"OMG!" Demyx screamed, "THAT WAS SO TOUCHING!"

"Gag me," Saïx mumbled.

"It's so cute! Kairi and Sora and the paopu fruit! Oh man! That poor little boy!"

"You do realize that this is the same 'poor little boy' that tries to kill us," Luxord mused.

"And Riku lost the buttcape! And he's back! And he is all good again! And it's so amazing!" Demyx ranted on and on.

"We weren't even in this game," Xemnas spoke up, "Is there a second one?"

"YES!" Demyx pulled himself away from the TV. He stood up and created a portal, "I'll go buy it now!"

Before anyone could protest, Demyx was gone.

"We've created a monster," Larxene shook her head.

Roxas shrugged, "At least he's happy. And besides, I'll be in the second one!"

Larxene rolled her eyes, "Oh, joy."

review please! :D