A/N:
Anyway, I hope you like this chapter! I have so many ideas for this story already so I'm really happy.
A big thank you to all of those who have reviewed! All of them have been pretty positive but it was just one comment from 'top' that made me want to explain Hinata a little.
The reason why Hinata is slightly OOC is because she was brought up differently.
In this story her father is quite kind and is proud of her for her achievements (He's still pretty Stoic and cold but he's not ashamed of Hinata) which gives her a good boost in confidence. Since I changed her father (Which in the anime series I reckon he's the reason she's so shy and reserved) I had to change Hinata, which was a good thing because most of you liked it. Oh, and thanks to 'Anon' who helped me explain to 'Top' why Hinata is kind of OOC.
Anyway 'top' I'm still happy you told me what you think; I like it when reviewers are honest .
Oh yeah, I changed the rating of this to M because later on there may be some dodgy scenes. The story is leading me towards dodgy scenes and It might be hard to execute those well because I'm only fourteen years old and the only knowledge I have on sex is from my classmates who talk about it 24/7 and health class of course. Also, violent scenes may occur.
Anyway, rated M just to be safe. I'm not very good with ratings.

Okay, enjoy the read!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, that's all there is to it.


This is freaking fantastic. My home room teacher thinks I'm a pervert/weirdo all because of that bastard of a dragon!
I hate that foul beast with passion.

I suppose there's not much time to worry about that, I have PE next.
PE has always been one of my favourite subjects.
Following the school map supplied by Kakashi-sensei I manage to find my way to the gym pretty easily. I rush into the changing rooms and slip into my PE uniform.
They're not exactly the most flattering items of clothing I've ever worn but they're not too bad.
Simply a pair of plain black shorts and a navy blue t-shirt with the school crest on it.

Inside the gym my PE teacher seems to be warming up in the centre of the class. He looks...interesting. His thick bushy eyebrows bounce up and down as he talks to the class and he's wearing a tight green jump suit that doesn't leave quite enough for the imagination. His hair is jet black and cropped into a bowl haircut. Over his jumpsuit he's wearing a green vest.

He spots me and points at me, the whole class turns to look at me.
"Ah! Our new student! Come! Join us! My name is Gai-sensei and you came just in time for our warm-up exercises!" He cheers and I nervously shuffle to the group.
He shakes my hand with a fierce grip and he grins.
"Your PE record from Suna was very impressive, Hinata-san. It doesn't surprise me too much though, you're a Hyuuga after all. Your cousin Neji is in my senior PE class and is very talented, I have very high hopes for you Hyuuga-san!"
"Thanks" I smile politely and he claps his hands together.

"Alright class! Let's start with our warm up exercises; I've put you all into partners according to skill levels and same gender so listen closely!" He tells us and scoops up the clip board and pen at his feet.

He begins reading out unfamiliar names until he reaches mine.
"Um, Hinata-san. Ino-chan is not here yet so I'll have to group you with Sasuke-kun, he usually works with me because his fitness level is quite high but looking at your physical education record, I'm sure you'll be able to keep up" He gives me a gleaming smile and does the nice guy pose.

I frown. It's already bad enough I'm in the same class as that asshole but to be his PE partner? No thank you.
"Gai-sensei? Do I have to be partners with Sasuke-kun, we don't get along well- besides, he's a guy" I explain to him and he pats me on the head.
"Have no fear youthful flower! That is exactly what Neji said about my apprentice Rock Lee, but now they get along splendidly! Youth shouldn't worry about silly things like 'getting along' and 'gender'. Splitting into partners according to gender is just a silly rule the school board made me set in place but it won't matter if it's broken once or twice. Now hurry to your partner otherwise you'll have to do ten laps around the field!" He nudges me in the direction of a Sullen Uchiha and I scowl at the ground.

Why him, out of all people? Why him? I hope my real partner shows up soon.
I sigh and saunter over to Sasuke and he raises an eyebrow at me.
"Are you stalking me or something? Of course I don't blame you but it's getting kinda creepy" He sneers and I make a face at him.
"Gai-sensei said I have to be your partner because mine isn't here" I reply, trying to sound as calm as possible.
Maybe if I ignore his snide remarks then I'll be able to get through this PE lesson.

"Okay! For our warm up exercise we'll do sit ups. Take turns holding down your partner's feet while the other does the sit-ups" He orders us as he pumps a fist in the air and blows his whistle.
"I'll go first" I volunteer as I plonk onto the shiny floor and assume a standard sit-up position.

Sasuke clasps his hands around my ankles to anchor me to the floor and I start doing sit-ups, crunching my abdominal muscles together.
Sasuke smirks.
"You're not getting full use out of the exercise; you have to squeeze your stomach muscles as tight as possible" He remarks in a know-it-all manner.
Stupid Dragon, he thinks he knows everything!

"I am" I retort, getting annoyed by his snarky tone.
"And you call yourself an MMA fighter? Che, I'd hate to see you in the ring"
Calm down Hinata, as much as you'd like to light his face on fire then try to put it out with a folk he is not worth it.
"Fine. If you're such an expert, why don't you have a turn then? Show me theproper way to do it" I slide backwards on the floor as he lies on the ground with his knees pointing to the ceiling.
I pin down his trainers and he rests his hands behind his head.

"You squeeze your stomach muscles together, like this" He demonstrates, doing exactly what I was doing.
"I don't have X-ray vision, I can't see your stomach muscles" I point out.
Unexpectedly he yanks up his PE t-shirt to reveal a glorious set of perfectly defined abs.
He has abs.
Bastard! He's making my cheeks go red!
His stomach is so perfect, I can't help but stare. I mean, most MMA fighters have abs but this is mesmerising. Okay, dragon's are rude and obnoxious but they are beautiful creatures.
Geez, No wonder why all the girls like him.
Although, it still doesn't matter what he looks like, I'm not shallow. I don't go for looks alone.

"Are you staring at my abs?" Sasuke asks, a smug smile plastered on his face.
"I've seen better sets of abs on girls at the MMA gym" I lie convincingly and I see him pout slightly.
"Are you lesbian or something?"

I blink at him in astonishment then feel my cheeks go crimson.
"No! I like guys!" I defend myself and he frowns.
"You must be lesbian; otherwise you wouldn't be acting so...uninterested around me" He taps his nose and I scowl at him.

"You're so full of yourself" I roll my eyes.
"Seriously, why aren't you interested in me?" He asks as he places his hand on my cheek, forcing me to look him in the eyes.
"Because you're not interesting, you're aggravating" I retort, slapping his hand away from my face.

"What's your type?" He asks and I glare at him.
"I've only just met you and you're asking such personal questions?"
"Just answer the damn question" He gives me a serious look and I sigh.
"I like sweet, caring guys that are cheerful and like to make you happy" I smile, a picture of Naruto painting in my head.

Sasuke scoffs.
"You're a moron to expect that kind of thing from a guy"
I scowl. "Then what's your type?"
Sasuke ponders this for a moment.
"Huge tits, doesn't talk too much, mature, experienced, long legs, soft skin, unbelievably sexy, nice figure and sexually active"

"Ugh, go to the red light district and maybe you'll find someone like that" I spit.
"You're the one who asked, and the only reason why I said sexually active is because the sluts at this school give bad blow jobs, I need someone experienced"

I give him a horrified look.
"You're disgusting"
"At least I'm being honest"
"Honest? You're lying to yourself! You can't possibly be so shallow as if to only want the physical attributes that someone has!"
"Che! You can't say that when someone's fucking you, you don't want them to be good at it!"

I gawk at him for a moment and shake my head at him.
"I don't plan to ever be 'Fucked', I'm not like you, I'll have 'sex or 'make love' but never in my whole entire life will I be 'fucked'" I tell him sincerely and he rolls his eyes.

"Fuck, Sex, Bang, Make Love, Screw, it doesn't matter what you call it; it's the same thing"
I sigh. "One day Sasuke, you'll fall in love with a girl and you'll realize the difference"
Sasuke grunts. "I've never liked a girl for anything other than her body and I doubt that will ever change"

"Then do you know what that will make you in the distant future?" I ask him sweetly and he shakes his head and gives me a confused look.
"What?" He asks.
"An old, wrinkly, lonely, asshole"

Sasuke shoots me a death glare.
"At least I'm being honest" I mock him, trying to imitate his tone of voice when he said those words.
"Hinata-san! Your partners here" Gai sensei calls and I eagerly rush away from a grumbling Uchiha.

Standing next to Gai-sensei is a pretty blonde girl with a mischief smile.
"Ino-chan, this is Hinata-san. We're going to start doing Gymnastics soon, take her and you two can start practising on the beams. Make sure you look after her! Protect her with the power of youth!" Gai sensei exclaims as he gestures to me.

The blond blinks at the crazed man.
"Erm, yeah, on with the power of youth and such" She says with low enthusiasm.
Gai sensei doesn't quite catch onto the sarcasm of that comment and gives Ino the thumbs up.
"I see you're exuberating a lot more passion than usual Miss Yamanaka! Excellent work!"
Ino pulls a face that says 'You're mental so I'm just going to ignore you' as she leads me towards the gymnastic equipment.

"Is he always this...enthusiastic?" I ask and the girl nods her head rapidly.
"You have no idea, during cheerleading practise if he's walking by he'll try and learn the moves so he can join in at the football games" She rolls her eyes then cracks a mischievous grin and pokes me in the shoulder.

"So...I see you were talking to Sasuke eh? He's pretty hot; if you're interested in him then I can help you. I used to like him but I like someone else now, I just want someone else to get him other than Sakura." Her eyes dart to the Uchiha who is now being instructed on how to stretch properly by Gai sensei.

I shake my head and stick my tongue out in disgust.
"Ew, I'm not interested in guys with rocks for hearts"
Ino gives me a crooked smile.
"That's the first time I've ever heard someone describe Sasuke as 'Ew', if I told Sakura you said that she'd probably strangle you to death" Ino chuckles and I frown.

"Who's Sakura?" I ask and she wrinkles up her nose.
"Sakura and I used to be best friend's in primary. She found out that I liked Sasuke and she said that we weren't friends anymore, we were enemies. At first I thought she was joking but she wasn't. Even when I stopped liking Sasuke she didn't want to become friends again; she said that I might just be using her to get close to Sasuke and pretending that I didn't like him anymore.
I have now come to the conclusion that she's a psycho bitch that will probably have a restraining order against her if she keeps continuing like this" Ino explains and I nod my head.

"Okay Class! We're going to start gymnastics now! Over to the mats!" Gai sensei announces after a blast of the whistle.
"Ugh, that means we have to separate into our gymnastic groups, I'm pretty sure you're in group 1" Ino frowns
"Can I eat lunch with you then?"
The blonde smiles.
"Yup, we'll go to the cafeteria after PE""


"So, if you're not interested in Sasuke, what kind of guy have you got your eye on?" Ino asks through a mouthful of sushi.
I pause for a moment. Even though I've only just met Ino, she seems really cool. I'm sure I can trust her.
"I have a tiny crush on a guy called Naruto, he's really cute" I blush as Ino gasps.
"Seriously? You like Naruto? So cute!" She grins.
"You have a good chance with him, you're pretty and most girls only pay attention to Sasuke"

I shoot her a determined smile.
"What about you, Ino-san? Who's the mysterious guy that you like?" I ask and she rubs her hands together.
"You can call me Ino-chan if you like and his name's Shikamaru. Status: Hot, lazy genius that sleeps during class and watches clouds" She sighs dreamily and rests her chin on an upturned palm.

"Daydreaming about your precious Shika-kun, eh, Ino?" A girl with eye like liquid honey and chocolate brown hair done up into two Chinese buns teases the blonde as she slides into the seat opposite from me, placing her lunch tray on the table.
"Don't be so loud Tenten-chan!" Ino snaps, flicking her bright blue eyes around the cafeteria to check if anyone had heard.

The girl known as Tenten fixes her gaze on me.
"Ah! Your eyes are like Neji's, are you Neji's cousin? He mentioned that two of his cousins are coming to this school" She grins as she slurps at a carton of chocolate milks.
"Yeah, we're cousins. How do you know Neji? Are you in the same class as him?" I ask, the girl looks like a senior, I wonder how she knows Neji. Neji doesn't usually associate with girls, he says they're a nuisance and a distraction.
I slip a French fry in my mouth as Tenten smiles sheepishly.
"Well, I'm kind of his girl-" She begins before being interrupted by a low voice.

"Acquaintance! She's my acquaintance! We're in the same home room class and we sit next to each other!" Neji's voice butts in before he appears behind Tenten, clutching a paper bag.

"Acquaintance, eh? Neji? Is that code for girlfriend? Hanabi's going to have a field day when she finds out you have a girlfriend" I tease and Neji cringes.
"Hinata, I'd appreciate it if you kept it confidential about my erm...relationship with Tenten" Neji says stiffly and Tenten scowls at him.

"Are you ashamed of me?" Tenten folds her arms and shoots Neji an expectant look.
"No, that's not it. It's my younger cousin, she's very immature, she doesn't understand what it means to be in a serious relationship" Neji tries to sooth her and I chuckle.

"She understands perfectly what it means to be in a relationship, Neji's just embarrassed because she'll tease him about having a girlfriend" I tell Tenten.
Tenten frowns.
"And you call your cousin Immature? You're the one who's scared to tell everyone about our relationship because you're scared your little cousin will call you a few names" Tenten frowns at him, but I can tell she's amused that Neji could worry about things so trivial.

"Fine, you can tell people but be aware that soon I will be ripped to shreds by my evil younger cousin" Neji grumbles and Tenten grins.
"Don't worry, I already have!"

Tenten pats the seat next to her and Neji frowns and plonks down next to his girlfriend.
Ino taps me on the shoulder.
"Hinata-chan, look there's Naruto" She whispers and points in the direction of a blonde boy who seems to be arguing with that bastard of a dragon.
He turns his head and spots me, he flashes me a cheeky grin and waves at me.
"Ino, he's waving. What am I supposed to do?" I tug on her sleeve
"Wave back!" She tells me and I casually return his wave.

"How was that?" I ask and she frowns.
"Hinata, it's just a wave, don't think about it" Ino replies, sipping at her water bottle.

"Hinata, who were you looking at just now? Do you have feelings for this boy? Who is it?" Neji bombards me with questions and Tenten playfully slaps him on the shoulder.
"Neji, don't go all father-like on her. The girl's allowed her privacy"
Neji scowls.
"So, Hinata's allowed to have her privacy yet my privacy isn't worth anything? That's great to know." Neji says sarcastically and Tenten gives Neji a look that says 'Don't start'.

Neji ignores this look from Tenten and turns to me.
"Hinata, if you don't tell me who it is that you are fussing over I will be forced to report this to your father and he will take even more extreme measures than I will" Neji threatens in that stoic voice of his and I glare at him.

"You wouldn't"
"I told him that you had a crush on your karate teacher, didn't I?"
I shoot Neji a death glare.
"I was five, and it was you that told father that? You bastard! I didn't have a crush on him, you were just annoyed that he taught me how to block before he taught you!"
"It doesn't matter whether it was true or not, I still told him"
I pause, weighing my options. Father may even force me to move schools, he always overreacts whenever it comes to boys.

"Naruto Uzumaki" I sigh and Neji's eyes widen.
"The blond brat? I'll kill him, you will not be allowed near that boy, do you understand me. He is a bad influence and-"
I plug my earphones into my ears and raise the volume of my iPod a few notches before playing
'Run Don't walk' by Hey Monday.

Neji glares at me and mouths a few words that I'm glad I can't hear.
Thank god for iPod's.


A/N: I'm trying my hardest to include lots of humour, because this is what this fic is about (Experimenting with my humour skills).
In the next fic, Sakura will make her appearance so wait until next week for that.
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