Monday 9th January 2006
RAW
Sienna and John Cena made their way down to the ring at the beginning the show. John stepped up onto the ring apron and held open the ropes for Sienna, who quickly ducked into the ring. She grabbed a microphone and handed it to Cena, who addressed the crowd. ''Can't you get any louder than that? If you're gonna go at it, then go at it!'' The crowd had a mixed reaction as John continued. ''I think that life is full of choices. Last night, Edge had a very opportunistic time and cashed in his Money in the Bank, and beat me for the WWE Championship. Just like tonight, people are making choices, and some people have decided that I suck. Some folks make a choice to ride with me.'' The crowd cheered. ''Through the good times and the bad times, not just because it was the cool thing to do. Allen Iverson once said, there's a million people who love him, then there's 10 million that hate him. So what does he do? He goes to bat for each and every one of the those soldiers that ride with him, and for the ten million drinking hatorade, they can kiss his ass! Tonight, I'm making a choice. Tonight, I'm making a choice to cash in on my rematch clause, and tonight I want some of Edge right here and right now for the WWE Championship!''
The crowd started to cheer but once Edge's music hit and Lita made her way to the stage carrying the WWE Championship, they started to boo heavily. ''If you want another chance to be champion, then you're in luck... but not tonight. The new WWE Champion, Edge, well he sees things a little bit differently. Edge thought it would be a good idea if I talked to Mr. McMahon and after some oral persuasion he agreed that the rematch clause cannot be revoked until the Royal Rumble! Have you been online today yet? Because Edge isn't going to be doing any fighting tonight, but something else starting with the letter F.'' She smirked.
''Slut!" Sienna shouted.
''The only wrestling he'll be doing is with me, in the middle of that ring. We're going to walk down there, take off our clothes and get in bed. And unlike you last night, Edge will last longer than two minutes. It will be me and Edge, and the WWE Title. Unlike all the people in the building, Edge knows what to do in bed, and unlike you, Edge knows what to do in the ring, and that's why he will beat you at the Royal Rumble, and you can bank on that! Tonight, Edge will do what none of these boys in the building can get done, and that's get laid. If you can't see that, then you can't see me.''
Sienna rolled her eyes and asked for John to hand her the microphone. ''You really are a one woman hooker parade aren't you?'' The crowd cheered. ''There may be a lot of people in here that thinks John sucks, but everyone knows that you do. Tell Edge that he did make a wise choice cashing in last night, and he's left John with no choice. At the Royal Rumble when John meets Edge, he will beat his ass. You can bank on that, bitch.''
Later
A bed was set up in the centre of the ring as Edge and Lita made their way down to the ring.
"Coach, hand me a Kleenex.'' King laughed.
"The Champ is Here!" The crowd jeered him as he smiled. ''The best part is, none of the people saw it coming. All of the people who like to think they can predict what can happen in the ring, I outsmarted all of them. In the most unpredictable move in the history of the business, I cashed in my Money in the Bank after the Elimination Chamber. I fooled them all, including the former WWE Champion John Cena. They just about killed themselves in the Chamber last night, and why bother? In this industry, you don't have to be the biggest, the strongest or the toughest, but you do have to be the smartest. I saw my opportunity, I bided my time, just like I was with my lovely lady, Lita. I saw what I wanted, and like a thief in the night, I saw what I wanted, and took everything I wanted. Last night I took what I wanted most, more than anything else in the world, the WWE Championship. My name looks so good on it, but before we move on, I would like to reminisce about my past accomplishments in the WWE.''
A video package started playing, looking at the history of Edge in the WWE. It ended with his WWE Championship win last night at New Years Revolution.
''After watching that, I have to admit that I am awesome. I've done some serious business in the WWE, and me and Lita have saved themselves for tonight, because the Rated R Superstar wanted to celebrate my way with live, torrid, passionate sex on RAW. It's time to let the celebrations begin.''
Some music hit, and the lights dimmed. Edge removed his boots and socks and then Lita sat on the bed and Edge took off her boots. He unbuttoned her top revealing her bra. Lita removed Edge's jacket and then his tee-shirt. He then took off Lita's skirt and she was now in her bra and panties. Lita unbuttoned Edge's pants and now he was in just his boxers. They made out and then Edge bent Lita over the bed. Edge started to unbutton her bra and they made out some more. Edge pushed Lita onto the bed and they got under the covers. Edge got on top of Lita and then tossed the bra off. He went down on her under the covers and he had her panties in his mouth. Edge went back under the covers and then Lita was on top and she went down.
The music of Ric Flair then hit out of nowhere as he made his way to the stage. ''Are you kidding me! You ara a disgrace to the WWE Championship. It takes blood, sweat and tears, and years of hard work to prove you are championship quality. You're a bad champion and you're dead in the bed.'' Flair took off his jacket. ''Once again the Nature Boy has to show you how to do it!''
Flair started to strut down to the ring as Edge quickly began to get dressed. Flair nailed Edge with right hands and chops and Edge bailed to the outside. Flair followed out and Edge nailed him with a steel chair. He started to take apart the announce table as the camera showed Flair, who was busted open. Edge got Flair on the announce table, and slammed him into the steel chair which was laying on it. Edge then grabbed another chair and gave him a conchairto on the announce table.
The crowd booed and John Cena exploded through the crowd and went to work on Edge with right hands. Edge bailed to the back with his belt, leaving Lita in the bed, naked. Edge looked on from the aisle as Cena took off his shirt. Sienna, who had came from the crowd with John, saw Lita, who quickly ducked under the covers
The two climbed into the ring and John peeked under there and laughed. ''Not bad.''
The crowd chanted heavily for Cena as he pulled off the covers, revealing Lita who was now wearing a tee-shirt. He nodded at Sienna who grinned and picked Lita up to give her the FU. Edge didn't come back to make the save, and Sienna gave her the FU. Cena tipped over the bed and as RAW went off the air.
Friday 13th January
Alexa sighed contentedly, she had the entire house to herself for once. Abi was staying at John's place in Boston and Randy was doing a house show in Arizona. She was taking the much needed peace and quiet to practice singing her songs. She had just finished writing a new one. Flicking the 'play' button on the stereo she waited for the music to begin.
''You would seize the day for me...
You would seize the day for me...
Keep the night away for me
Make the darkness light for me
The noble sun ignite for me,
If ever, if ever you were here.
And if ever you were here again
I'd never shed a tear again
Or make the sunrise mine alone
Or see a new sun shine alone,
If ever, if ever you were here.
If ever you were here with me.
But nothing is forever now I know
The sunrise and the day will go
As the sun will burn to death one day
To be with you where you have gone
Where suns and stars have never shone.
Oh, you would seize the day for me,
Keep fearful night away for me.
Make the darkness light for me
The noble sun ignite for me
If ever you were here with me
Once more.
Just one more day to keep
As darkness makes it's way to sleep.
To know that you'd be near again
I'd never, ever shed a tear again.''
She let the last note hang before the music cut out. The silence was broken by loud clapping from behind her. Alexa spun around to find the last person she wanted to see standing there.
''Bravo.'' Phil said sarcastically.
''H-How did you get in?'' She asked, quickly standing up.
''You left the door open. Tsk, tsk, stupid thing to do wasn't it.'' He grinned. She glanced over towards the phone. ''Don't even think about it, I've cut the line.''
She groaned inwardly. Her cell was upstairs, if only she could get to it. ''What do you want?'' She asked calmly.
''I came to see how you were.''
She snorted. ''Yeah, right.''
He placed a hand over his heary mockingly. ''You wound me, Lex... The last time we saw each other I told you I wanted you.'' He shook his head. ''If you would've just listened to me, I wouldn't have to take such drastic measures. I've decided that if I can't have you nobody will.''
Alexa shook her head in disbelief. ''You're a psycho, you know that?''
He laughed. ''Still a spitfire, I see. Well, let's see how long it takes until you break.''
She backed away as he edged closer to her, a sick smile on his face. Her back hit the wall and she knew she had to do something, and fast. When he was only a few inches from her, she feigned a punch to his face, he caught her arm and she surprised him with a hard kick to the groin. He crumpled to the floor and Alexa leap over his prone form and ran out of the living room. She heard him following as she raced up the stairs, she darted into her room and bolted the door just before her reached her. Alexa grabbed her cell phone and quickly dialled Chris' number. He picked up after several rings.
''H-Hello?'' He answered, sounding like he'd just woken up.
''Phone the police, Phil's here.'' She panted.
''What? Calm down, what's happened?''
''Phil got into the house, I've never seen him like this, he's lost it.'' She told him.
''LEX! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" Phil shouted, pounding on the door.
''I'll call the police and I'll come straight over.''
''Chris, hurry, I don't think the door's gonna keep him out for much lon-'' She was cut off by the door being kicked from it's hinges.
''What was that? Lex-''
Phil grabbed her by the neck causing her to cry out in pain and drop her phone. ''Bitch. You know what I get like when I'm angry.'' He snarled, slamming her up against the wall. He squeezed his hand tighter, making her squirm, trying to get away.
He dropped Alexa to the floor as she clutched at her throat, frantically gasping for air. ''Phil, please, I-''
''Shut up.'' He snapped, pacing around her bedroom. ''You brought on this on yourself.''
Alexa tried to think up something to bide her time as Phil started mumbling to himself. She looked around and spotted a pair of scissors lying next to her. She waited until Phil's back was to her before grabbing them. She stood up and glared at him. ''If you don't leave right now, I'm-''
''You're what? Gonna take me down with your pathetic little wrestling moves?'' He laughed. ''Please.''
''You know what? You're the pathetic one.'' She hissed. ''You beat up on your girlfriends because it makes you feel more like a man. But you're not.''
Phil's eyes narrowed and he looked like he was about to burst. He lunged at her and she easily side-stepped out of the way. He regained his balanced and surprised her by jumping on her. The scissors dropped to the floor as her head connected with the corner of her dressing table. She groaned and tried to hit him but he pinned her arms down above her head. He used his free hand to rip off her shirt, leaving her only in her bra. Her eyes widened as she realized what he was planning to do and she began to struggle harder. ''Stop moving, you're just going to make it worse for yourself.'' He warned.
''Bastard! Can't find anyone to fuck so you're going to force me, you really are a-''
He cut her off with a slap to the face. Alexa's head swung to the side, pain lacing her cheek. She opened her mouth to speak but he cut her off with a violent kiss. She tried to move her head but he used his free hand to hold her chin. His tongue pushed past her lips, violating her mouth. She felt a tear fall as he bit down on her lip, the metallic taste of blood filling her mouth. He tore his mouth away from her's, only to move down to her neck where he carried on biting.
She held back a sob and closed her eyes tightly, just wanting it to end. Her hand twitched and she could feel the cold metal of the scissors touch her skin. Moving her hand slightly she managed to curl her fingers around them, all she needed to do now was move her hands. Phil's free hand was wandering down to the zipper on her jeans, and she knew she had to act now. She grasped the scissors tightly and with all her strength pulled her arms free from his grip on her. She slashed at his arm, making him back up a little. Alexa slashed again, this time hitting him in the stomach.
''You crazy bitch!" He cried.
Alexa was too shocked to move. I've just stabbed someone. She kept repeating to herself. The bloody scissors were still clutched in her hand as she sat upright and slowly backed away from him.
''Call me an ambulance!" Phil demanded, desperately trying to stop the bleeding.
''Fuck you.'' She whispered.
Chris ran upstairs, ignoring the policemen who were telling him to wait. He entered Alexa's room, shocked at the scene before him. A man, who he assumed was Phil, was lying on the floor, his shirt drenched in blood. He craned his head and saw Alexa sat with her knees pulled up to her chest, her arms wrapped around them tightly. In her hand was a bloody pair of scissors. Her hair was disheveled and her neck was covered in what appeared to be love bites. He approached her slowly, as not to startle her, and knelt down in front of her.
"She's had quite a shock… wouldn't press…"
"…Move her?"
"Wouldn't risk…"
"…Statement…"
"…Called you when?"
"Lex."
"Lex."
"Lex, please, answer me." One voice reached her, and Alexa suddenly snapped, she blinked. Chris was kneeling in front of her, his hands gripping her arms. "Lex."
"I…"
She didn't have to say anything, however, because he was so relieved that he lunged forward and plant a kiss one her forehead. "Thank God. Lex, I was so worried.''
She swallowed, her voice harsh and scratchy, "Is- he-"
"They took him to hospital, said he'll pull through. The police are with him.'' He paused. "They need your statement, Lex."
''Okay.''
Chris helped her to stand and supported her as they walked outside her room to the waiting detective. "Ms. Torres? I'm Detective Lauder."
"…I'm supposed to give a statement?"
He nodded, all business, "We need to hear your version of the alleged event."
She paused, opening and closing her mouth. ''I was sitting downstairs in the living room, then he was just... there. He said he got in through the door, that I'd left it open. He told me if that he couldn't have me then nobody could. I- I moved when he jumped at me and ran up here, locked myself in my room and called Chris-''
Detective Lauder cut her off, "And Chris is this guy, here?"
She nodded, and took a breath, only to be cut off again, "He's my-"
Only this time it's by Chris. "I'm her friend."
"-What time did you call him, Ms. Torres?"
"Um… I… I don't know. It was late; I didn't look at the clock."
He wrote something down on his pad, and Alexa vaguely wondered what. "What happened after that?"
"Well, um, I was kind of a mess… I was scared, he was pounding on the door-''
"So you were highly emotional?"
Something in the phrasing of the question nagged Alexa as disturbing. "Well, Detective, I think anybody would be scared if there was a psycho trying to break down their door.''
"And then?"
''I- He broke down the door, he was really angry. He started shouting and he grabbed me by the throat, started choking me. He threw me to the floor and got on top of me.'' Just realizing she was still only dressed in her bra and jeans she crossed her arms over her chest. ''He ripped off my shirt, he was going to r- He had my arms pinned above my head and that's when i felt the scissors. I grabbed them, and managed to free my arms. I- I didn't mean to stab him, I just wanted him away from me.''
Saturday 15th January
Chris was stood in the doorway to his living room, watching Alexa sleep on the couch. After the police had taken a statement from him last night, she had grabbed some clothes and came straight to his house. He had left her there while he went to get the guest room ready but when he came back she had fallen asleep on the sofa. He didn't have the heart to wake her so he'd covered her with a blanket.
A sudden knock at the door snapped Chris from his thoughts. He rushed to the door and unlocked it, finding Randy standing there. ''Chris! I've just been to Lex's place, she's not there and there's blood all over her bedroom!''
''Whoa, calm down. Come inside.'' Randy stepped inside and Chris led him into the kitchen. ''Coffee?''
Randy sighed. ''Will you just tell me what the fuck is going on!"
''Lex had a visit from Phil last night.'' Chris told him. Randy's eyes narrowed in anger and he was about to say something but on look from the Canadian shut him up. ''She managed to lock herself in the bedroom and called me so I phoned the police. When I got there, Phil was on the floor covered in blood and Lex was huddled in the corner with a pair of scissors in her hand.''
''Shit.'' Randy ran a hand through his hair.
''He tried to rape her, she defended herself.'' He explained softly.
''Is he-''
''No, he's going to pull through. Lex is a bit banged up but she's lucky, considering.''
''Hey.'' A soft voice came from the doorway.
Randy looked up and saw Alexa standing there, shooting him a half-hearted smile. She looked a state, to put it simply. She was dressed in a pair of his boxers that he must had left round hers and one of his t-shirts. Her hair was a mess, her face was bruised and she looked as white as a ghost. Her bottom lip was swollen and he could see a nasty bruise on her cheek. Randy clentched his fists when he saw the numerous bite marks all down her neck. ''Hey.'' He greeted, walking over to her and pulling her into a gentle hug. ''How you feeling?''
''Sore.'' She muttered.
''I-''
She cut him off. ''I really don't want to talk about it, okay?''
Randy nodded. ''Sure babe.''
''You sure you want to go back in there?'' Randy asked as he and Alexa stopped outside the front door of her house.
She nodded. ''I'll have to eventually. I just want everything to go back to normal.''
''I'll clean your bedroom in you'd rather not go back in there.'' He offered.
She smiled. ''Thanks.''
Two Hours Later
Randy was sat in the kitchen, watching Alexa made them some coffee. They had just finished cleaning the mess from last night up and were taking a well deserved break.
Every time Randy looked at Alexa he was blown away. She was so strong, so much stronger than he was. She had something that not many people had: a fighting spirit to live. Where others wanted to die during the bad times, Alexa wanted to live. She wants to overcome it and tell the whole world that she survived it.
He loved her so much. He just needed her by his side. She's the one thing he couldn't live without. She's just one of those special people that only come along once in your lifetime; one of those for a reason or a season kind of people. One that makes an impact on your life. Randy knows how insecure she can get, but she just oozed confidence. Not an outgoing kind of confidence but one that comes from being so insecure. Most people have confidence in certain situations – like Randy for example, he's most confident when he was in the ring – but Alexa had it all the time. She's never afraid to try something new, not afraid to go through all types of shit if it's going to be worth it in the end. She's puts all her insecurities into her confidence and gets through it. Randy just ran. He didn't deal with anything, he didn't talk about it; he just pushed it away and pretend it never happened. That's why he was taking a page out of her book. It didn't help that she made him open up either. But he didn't know what was worse, her making him talk or her knowing without him saying anything. It was scary that she knew him so well.
He loved so much about Alexa. He knew she wasn't perfect; there were a lot of things she couldn't do. To be honest, the only thing she could really cook was Thai Chicken Curry. She hated horror movies, couldn't play a musical instrument if she tried and the idea of balancing a chequebook made her nauseous. She liked the idea of having the money but not having to organise it. She had this girly innocence that he loved. She had this womanly sensuality and she was as stubborn as hell and she could get moody when she wanted to. He looked at her and wondered what wasn't to like about her. But it was because he knew her. He sat down and took the time to get past what people saw and judge and got to know the real her. Like she did for him. She looked past what people said and the things he'd done and accepted him as he was. That was what he loveed about her so much. She was just one of those special people that looked perfect and everybody through they were, but really they were far from it. Most people didn't know that she experimented with drugs just after her father died, they didn't know about the whole situation with her mother. They didn't know her.
''FUCK!"
Randy's head snapped around to look at Alexa, who had just spilt scalding hot water all over her hands. He jumped up and rushed over to help her. He took her hand and gently held it under the tap as he ran cold water over the red mark that had appeared on her arm. ''You okay?''
''Yeah, it just slipped out of my hand...''
He sighed. ''That's not what I meant and you know it.''
She scowled at him. ''I told you I didn't want to talk about it so drop it!"
He grabbed her by her elbow to stop her as she started to walk away, immediatly noticing the look of terror in her eyes as his hand closed on her arm. "I'm not going to hurt you," he said softly, his hand withdrawing so fast it seemed as though he'd been burnt. He brushed a curl from her eyes with such tenderness that her resolve broke. She threw her arms around his neck and let the tears go. He hid his surprise at this sudden change and scooped her up in his arms. He carried her through the house and headed upstairs. Laying her gently down on the made bed in her room, he laid down and held her until she fell asleep, exhausted emotionally and exhausted physically from crying. He watched her sleep, looking like an angel despite her pink cheeks and swollen lips from crying. He brushed an errant tear from her soft cheek, and ran a finger over the lips that filled his dreams. Leaning down, he gently kissed the side of her mouth and fell asleep, cradling her against his body
Monday 5th June
Alexa waved at Shelton as she passed him in the hallway. She was on her way to Vince's office for a meeting with the Chairman. Apparently the writers had come up with a new angle for her character. Needless to say, she was excited. Her character had pretty much been doing the same thing since she made her debut, now it was time for a change. The past few months had been slightly hectic, to say the least. She had to go to court from Phil's trail, he was found guilty and sentanced to two years. It was a tough time but all her friends were there for her. Randy had been her rock. Speaking of Randy, their relationship was still going strong and she had got him some time off for his birthday and taken him to Mexico. She showed him around where she grew up, he met her grandma and he learnt a lot of things about her that he hadn't already known.
''Come in!" Alexa entered the office and was mildly shocked to find Paul and Shawn also seated inside. ''Lex, take a seat.'' Mr. McMahon smiled.
Alexa sat in the empty chair beside Shawn and turned her attention to Vince. ''So, what's all this about?''
''We're bringing DX back.''
''You serious?'' Lex asked. Vince nodded. ''That's great!" She grinned.
He smiled. ''Glad you think so, because you're going to be a part of it...''
RAW
Sienna was shown waiting outside of Mr. McMahon's office, impatiently tapping her foot. A 'come in' was shouted from inside, and the camera followed her as she walked inside. ''You wanted to see me?''
Vince smirked. ''Yes. I have a proposition for you.''
The crowd booed as Sienna wrinkled her nose. ''What kind of proposition?''
''Well, I know Bischoff stripped you of the Women's Championship and I am more than willing to give you the chance to get it back.''
Sienna narrowed her eyes. ''What's the catch?'' Vince leaned in and whispered something in her ear that the camera couldn't make out. Sienna's face contorted in disgust as Vince moved back with a smile on his face. ''You are unbelieveable!" She shouted. ''You really think I would actually lower myself to that just to get a shot at the title? Well, I'm sorry Mr. McMahon but I would rather stick burning hot pins in my eyes.''
Vince glared at her and took a step towards her. ''I suggest you think again. I could end your carear like that.'' He snapped his fingers. ''I always get what I want.''
Sienna sighed and had a thoughtful look on her face before she leaned in slightly.
''She's going to kiss him!" King cheered.
Vince closed his eyes and puckered his lips, obviously expecting the same as Sienna smirked. She stepped back and punched him in the face, knocking him back away from her. ''I suggest that you keep it in your pants.''
''Next week, you're going to pay for this disrespect!" He bellowed, his face turning red from anger. ''You against me in a no disqualifications match!"
Monday 12th June
RAW
''This is an unfair match.'' JR cried.
Sienna was stood waiting in the ring as Vince made his way down with Shane and the Spirit Squad.
''Vince is obviously not in the best of moods since Shawn Michaels and Triple H screwed him over several minutes ago.'' King stated.
Vince climbed into the ring and stared at Sienna with an evil grin on his face. Shane stood behind her and the Spirit Squad stood at either side of her, blocking her in. Shane took a swing at her from behind but she was expecting it and ducked, the punch hitting Vince in the face. Sienna swung her legs out and tripped Vince over before kicking Kenny in between the legs. The rest of the spirit squad pounced on her but she managed to escape through Mikey's legs. She rolled out of the ring and quickly crawled underneath it.
''Where's she going?'' King wondered.
One member of the Spirit Squad was stood on each side of the ring, making an escape impossible. Before Johnny could do anything, Sienna had darted out and hit him the the stomach with a sledgehammer. She took the other three out as they ran towards her. Vince clapped from inside the ring as she stood panting on the outside. Suddenly, she was grabbed from behind by Shane, and tossed back into the ring at the feet of Vince. She want to move but he grabbed her by the neck and picked her up. Her hands flew to the throat as she struggled to breathe.
''He's choking the life out of her!" JR exclaimed.
The crowd were booing heavily as Sienna tried frantically to get herself out of his grasp. ''Bitch! This'll teach you to disrespect me again!"
Sienna spat in his face and kicked out her leg, catching him in the crotch. He let her go and fell to the mat, his hands clutching at his manhood in pain. She stood and turned around and came face to face with Shane and the Spirit Squad, who had recovered from her earlier attacks. Shane grabbed her and hit her with a powerful DDT. As the others approached her prone form, the crowd erupted into cheers as Shawn Michaels and Triple H ran down to the ring with steel chairs in hand. The ring emptied as they entered. Triple H leant over the ropes, shouting at Vince as Shawn checked on Sienna.
Sunday 25th June
''LEX!" A high-pitched voice hit her ears and she stopped in her tracks. "HEY, TORRES!"
Alexa turned around and grinned, ''Hey Chris. What are you doing here?''
''Just visiting.'' He pulled her into a hug. ''I missed everyone, you know?''
She nodded. ''Yeah.''
''So, I hear they've brought DX back?''
She grinned. ''Yeah, it's great isn't it? I used to love watching them when they first came onto the scene, this is one of Vince's better ideas.''
''I agree. So, have you seen my beautiful girlfriend around?''
''I think she's in the women's locker room with Mickie.'' Alexa told him. ''I'll catch you later, I'm going to see Randy.'' She waved as she headed down to the men's locker room. She reached up her hand to knock when it swung open.
''Lex, hey.''
''Hey Adam, is Randy there?'' The blonde nodded and opened the door for her. ''Thanks.'' Alexa smiled as she ducked under his arm and walked inside.
Randy looked up from his position on the bench and his face broke out into a grin when he saw her. ''Hey babe.''
Alexa took a seat beside him, giving him a quick kiss on the lips. ''Hey, I just wanted to talk to you about-''
Randy cut her off. ''It's fine. I've read the script and I'm cool with it, it's just a storyline.''
''You sure?'' She asked softly. ''I mean, I wouln't like it if it was the other way round.''
He smiled reassuringly. ''I'm sure. I'm not going to be watching it but I understand it's part of the job.''
''I love you.''
''I love you too.''
VENGANCE
Sienna was stood at the catering table, making herself a coffee when she was approached by Shane McMahon. She rolled her eyes and went to walk away but he moved in front of her. ''Wait, don't go, I just want to talk.''
''Really?''
''Yes.'' He nodded. ''I'm sorry about last week. My father's got an eye for the ladies and I think his pride was knocked out of place when you turned him down.''
''He actually thought he was in with a chance? He's old enough to be my grandfather!''
''I'm not.'' Shane stated.
''What?'' She asked in disbelief.
''Old enough to be your gradfather.'' He clarified with a smirk.
"You're married." She reminded him. "And besides, I'm kind of seeing someone right now."
He scoffed. ''Who? John Cena? That wanna be rapper?" He laughed. "You can't be serious. Why be with him when you can be with a real man like me?"
''John's more man than you'll ever be.'' Sienna said calmly. ''I find it hard to believe that anyone married you, because you seem like a egotistical jerk."
"I can back up every word that I say." He replied confidently.
"Maybe you're right...'' She trailed off.
''About what?''
"Why shouldn't I be with a man like you? I mean, look at that body!"
Shane smirked, not seeming to notice her sarcasm. ''You like it, don't you?" he asked, flexing his muscles. "I'm hot, even if I do say so myself."
"And getting hotter by the second..." She threw her coffee onto the front of his shirt.
He jumped a little as the hot coffee scorched his chest through his shirt. "What the hell is wrong with you?"
''I'm not interested in you or your father, got it!"
Later
Sienna looked up as John Cena entered her locker room. ''Hey. Good match.''
He smiled. ''Thanks.'' He frowned when he noticed she was pulling her wrestling boots on. ''What are you doing? I didn't think you had a match tonight.''
''I didn't. Vince decided to change the main event. It's now The Spirit Squad aginst Triple H, Shawn and me.'' She explained.
''That's ridiculous.'' JR spat from ringside.
''He can't do that!" John said angrily.
Sienna finished lacing her boots and stood up, moving closer to him. ''Of course he can, he's the boss, remember? I don't think he was too pleased that I poured hot coffee all over Shane.'' She smirked.
He chuckled. ''That's my girl.'' The smirk left her face and she glanced at him, a sad look on her face. ''What?''
She plastered on a smile. ''Nothing.'' Sienna turned her back on him and stood in front of the mirror. John stepped over to her as she started brushing her hair. John sighed heavily from behind her before grabing her shoulder and turning her to face him. ''What are-''
She was cut off when he suddenly pressed his lips to hers. The room was completely quiet as the two shared their first on-screen kiss. Cheers could be heard from the live audience watching the kiss on the monitors in the arena. His arms wrapped around her waist and her hands made their way around his neck. They heard a cough and broke apart, looking at Shawn who had just entered the room. ''Sorry to interrupt Si, we're up next.''
Sienna tore her eyes away from John and nodded. ''Okay.''
''Si, I-''
''I'll catch you later.'' She mumbled before rushing out of the room. John sighed and ran his hands through his hair.
''Here she come's.'' King said excitedly.
Sienna made her way down the ramp as her two partners waited for her inside the ring. The entire spirit squad were stood on the outside of the ring. After high-fiving several fans, Sienna jumped up onto the apron. Triple H held the ropes open for her as she entered.
''Well, in the past those two have never really found common ground-''
King cut him off. ''Common ground? They hated each other!" He amended.
''It seems they've found some common ground now.''
Michaels and Mitch started things out with a lock up. Michaels locked in a side headlock before a hammerlock. Mitch managed to fight out and sent Michaels into the ropes. HBK came back with a boot to the midsection and whipped Mitch into the corner. He pulled his arm back and did several hard chops to him. Mitch fought back with kicks and punches before Shawn nailed some more chops. Mitch brought his knee up into Michaels' gut before sending him into the Spirit Squad corner where he tried to fight off the rest of the team.
Triple H entered the ring and helped HBK beat down Mitch. The rest of the squad came in and they all got laid out and sent outside of the ring.
''DX have cleaned house!" JR chuckled.
''And Sienna is sitting pretty on the apron.'' King observed.
''Johnny's nose is busted open here.''
Johnny tagged in and held up his hand to Shawn before he pulled out a ninja headband, pulling it over his head.
''What's this?'' JR wondered. ''Some martial arts...''
He started doing some martial art stuff with his arms. ''Hahhhhhhhh!"
''Uh oh!" King chuckled.
Shawn turned and looked over his shoulder at Sienna and Triple H who were both laughing at the mock scared expressing on Shawn's face. He dashed back and tagged in Triple H. The Game just stared at him as Johnny pranced around doing several kicks with his legs as the Squad clapped. Johnny lifted up his arms before balancing in front of Triple H on one leg. Hunter turned his head back slightly before punching him in the nose. He lifted Johnny up and hit him with a suplex before turning towards the Squad and doing the crotch chop. He hit a knee drop right on Johnny's busted nose. The squad member staggered to his feet before he was pushed into the corner by Triple H, who hammered him with some heavy right hands. Johnny with a thumb to the eye in the corner, going un-noticed by the referee.
He kicked Triple H in the chest before punching him back into the opposite corner.
''Pull him outta there!" The referee ordered.
Johnny backed away and went to whip Hunter into the corner but it was reversed and Johnny went flying into the turnbuckle. Michaels distracted the referee as Sienna hopped down of the apron and walked to the corner. She grabbed hold of each of Johnny's legs and pulled him groin first into the ring post. She wrapped his leg around the post a few times before skipping back to her corner and jumping back up onto the apron, sharing a high-five with HBK.
Johnny used the ropes to pull himself to his feet and he attempted to walk.
''Oh, look at this walk...''
''His knees are buckled, his package is bruised...'' JR stated.
Triple H went behind him and pulled Johnny's pants down. ''Oh no!" King cried.
Johnny staggered around trying to pull them back up when Triple H scored a right hand to the face. He quickly moved over to his corner and tagged in Mikey.
''Smartest thing he's done the whole match.'' JR said.
Mikey ran at Hunter but he was then thrown straight over the ropes. Triple H distracted the ref as Sienna and Shawn double teamed Mikey on the outside. They both grabbed one arm before sending him into the barricade. Three Squad members entered the ring and shouted at the referee as Sienna climbed back onto the apron. Shawn threw Mikey back into the ring before re-joining Sienna.
Triple H approached him and Mikey was on his knees with his hands up, begging him to stop. Triple H kicked him and pulled him up by his hair. Mikey reversed an Irish whip into the ropes and sent The Game straight into the knee of Nicky. Triple H turned and knocked him off the apron. Mikey ran and pushed Hunter from the ring. The Spirit Squad outnumbered him and Triple H was sent into the ringsteps with a thud. They picked him up and rolled him back into the ring, Mikey sending him into the corner before stomping away at him. Kenny soon tagged in and hit an elbow to the stomach.
''C'MON HUNTER!" Sienna cheered from the corner, starting up a huge Triple H chant through the arena.
Hunter hit a swinging neckbreaker and tagged in Shawn as Kenny tagged in Mikey. HBK hit the flying forearm and then scored with an atomic drop.
''When's Sienna tagging in?'' King whined. ''I wanna see the Mexican Wave.''
''I bet you do.'' JR muttered.
Michaels ran over to the corner and gave right hands to all of the Squad before hitting a scoop slam on Mikey. He scaled up to the top rope and came off with the elbow. HBK started to tune up the band but the whole Squad hit the ring and stopped the Sweet Chin Music. Johnny hit the Johnny Go Round on Michaels and then Mikey tagged in Nicky who covered for a near fall. Michaels came back with a kick to the face but Johnny tagged in and was met with a right hand. Shawn nailed Mikey off the apron but then he was pulled outside and nailed with a steel chair. Triple H ran off the Squad as Mikey hit the running trampoline bulldog on Michaels over the top and Johnny covered for a near fall.
Kenny hit a spinning back elbow on Michaels and got a two count. Nicky tagged in and Kenny catapulted him onto Michaels in the corner for another two count. Nicky hammered away with right hands on HBK before he tagged in Mikey. Mikey hit right hands and distracted the referee while the rest of the Squad choked Michaels in the corner. Mikey hit a knee drop on Michaels and covered for yet another two count. Mitch tagged in and hit some right hands and he then tagged Kenny and they hit a double flapjack for a near fall.
They continued to beat down on Micheals until he hit a double clothesline on Kenny and Nicky. The two legal men were down and both crawling to their corners to make the tag. Mitch ran around and pulled Triple H off the apron sending him to the floor.
''Shawn has no choice but to tag in Sienna, she's the only one on the apron!" JR stated.
Michaels made the tag to the diva as Kenny got a tag and entered the ring. He ran at Sienna but she ducked under it before sweeping his legs out from underneath him. His back hit the mat with a thud and she hit a standing moonsault. Shawn and Hunter were taking care of the other Squad members on the outside. Mikey did a trampoline splash as Michaels ducked, and he knocked over the rest of the Squad.
Kenny hit Sienna with a hard clothesline before picking her up, ready for a powerbomb. She struggled and managed to counter into a Rey Mysterio style hurracanrana. She jumped up to the top rope and did an X sign with her arms before flying through the air.
''Mexican Wave!" King shouted happily.
She hooked Kenny's leg as the referee started counting.
1-2-3!
Sienna got to her feet and turned around just as Mitch ran in and hit her with a dropkick, sending her back into the turnbuckle. Mitch stood over her and yanked her up by her hair. She kicked him in the groin before shoving him backwards, causing him to fall over Kenny. Triple H and Michaels came back into the ring and high-fived Sienna. Triple H whispered something to Michaels as he looked down at Mitch. Shawn whispered something in Sienna's ear and she laughed as Hunter shoved Kenny from the ring. HBK held Mitch up as Triple H pulled down his trunks, much to the delight of the audience.
''Oh no...'' King trailed off, knowing what was about to happen.
Shawn rammed Mitch's face into Triple H's ass. DX celebrated as Mr. McMahon made his way to the stage. He stood at the top of the ramp and looked on with a slight smile on his face. Triple H, HBK and Sienna looked at each other, confused as McMahon said he would see them tomorrow night.
26th June 2006
Alexa and Amy were in the women's locker room, doing some stretches to warm up for tonights show. Alexa had both her arms up, stretching her arm and back, only paying attention to her and Amy's conversation until she felt someone tickle her armpits. She shrieked and immediately pulled her arms back down. She spun around to find Randy laughing. "Oh, you jerk!" Alexa yelled, chasing after him. The backstage area was filled with crates, tables, and various other objects as they both ran around them, attempting to dodge them.
"Am I too quick for you babe?" Randy taunted from in front of her.
"I'll get you!" She replied with a laugh.
John popped his head out from his dressing room as the two ran past. ''Lex! We're up soon!"
''I know!" She called back, turning her head around to face him. At that quick second, she wasn't paying attention to where she was running until she bumped her hip on a heavy crate. "OOOWWWW!" Alexa cried out, her hands at her hip, slouching down in pain.
"Shit!" Amy and Randy yelled as they both ran up to check up on her.
"Babe, are you okay?" Randy asked as both he and Amy tried to hold in their laughs.
"You asshole.'' She managed to let out, wincing in pain.
Amy laughed. ''You're an idiot.''
''Thanks.''
''I gotta go, I'll catch you later.'' Amy smiled before heading off down the hallway.
''You want me to kiss it better?'' Randy winked at Alexa.
''Maybe later.''
RAW
''There's Sienna.'' JR announced as the diva appeared on the montior in the arena. ''She had a pretty eventful night at Vengaence.''
''That she did.'' King agreed. ''Wait, what's she doing by the McMahon's dressing room?''
Sienna looked over her shoulder before creeping into the room. She reached their bags and rummaged through them, grabbing Shane's red jersey and Vince's custom made suit. Her head snapped up when she heard voices coming down the hall and rusheed out of the room. The camera followed her as she headed back to DX's locker room. She walked through the door and smirked at Shawn and Hunter as Raw cut to commercial.
After The Break
''Here comes the boss.'' King announced as the music of Mr. McMahon hit.
''That's not Vince... That's Triple H!" JR cried.
Hunter strutted down to the ring, imitating Vince wearing a wig and a McMahon-style suit. ''Cut the music!" Triple H roared in his Vince impression. "Tonight, me and my son, Shane, will beat the holy hell out of DX. But until then, I'm going to stand here and ramble for no apparent reason. What DX did to him last week was embarassing! It was more embarassing then when Triple H pedigreed me in the middle of the ring exposing my pasty white keister to the world. It was even more embarassing then when Shawn Michaels beat me within an inch of my life at Wrestlemania and it's more embarassing then well….the XFL." The crowd roared in approval before The Game continued.
''Oh my God.'' JR chuckled.
"Last week, DX brought him a rooster, saying I love cocks, well I don't. What I love are great men, men who are pioneers, like my good friend and NBC; Dick Ebersol, or the Vice-President of America; Dick Cheney, and even that entertainer who's almost as old as me, Dick Clark," He stated, smirking, " what I'm getting at is that I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, love Dicks! I said it, I love Dicks! I like big ones, small ones, long ones, skinny ones, white ones, black ones, hell I'll even do an Asian! I just can't get enough dicks!"
"I'll be the first to tell you that anyone who gets between me and my dicks…YOU'RE FIRED!" He yelled.
Shane McMahon's music hit and out came HBK dressed as Shane, dancing around. He grabbed a mic and danced a circle around Hunter. "Dad, what are you doing!" Shawn exclaimed, bouncing around, "I'm your son, the product of your semen… See, it says so right on my business card!" He pulled out a homemade card and showed it to the camera before bouncing around the ring again. "I've tried to be supportive of you through this whole thing, because when you die, which I hope is real soon, the whole McMahon empire will be mine, all mine!" Shawn said, laughing crazily.
"Son, are you mildly retarded?" HHH asked. "You have it all wrong Shane. When I pass, I'm going to leave all my money to my beautiful daughter, Stephanie, and to whoever knocked her up! There's something about that guy, he must have a bazooka in his pants!"
"No way dad!" Shawn exclaimed. "Dad, this is about DX. At Wrestlemania, Shawn Michaels took this face and shoved it..'' He bent down and looked at Hunter's ass. ''... up that keister! C'mon Dad...Just give me one more chance at Shawn Michaels. And I'll... I'll... whahaham!" He started dancing around and swinging his arms from side to side. He eventually stopped in front of him. ''C'mon Dad, I won't lie to ya, I'm getting a little excited!'' The crowd cheered. ''So excited, I could just... just... dance!" He started prancing around again.
''No son, please don't-''
''Look at me Dad! I'm dancing, Dad, I'm dancing!" He cried as he carried on bouncing around the ring.
Triple H stepped in front of him and bellowed, ''STOP IT!" Shawn dropped down to the mat with a spaced out look on his face. ''Now, you know as well as I do Shane, that when you come out here and do stuff like this that I have to try and out-do you, that's the way it works. Tonight is no different. You wanna play pal? Huh? You wanna DANCE? Wll then, you and everybody else...'' He removed his jacket. ''Had better, STAND BACK!"
An old video of the real Vince McMahon singing and dancing from 1985 came on. Hunter and Shawn danced around the ring for a while before they're interrupted by the real Vince and Shane come out looking pissed and carrying baseball bats.
''Uh-oh.'' JR mumbled. ''I think play time is over.''
"It's about time for this DX crap to come to an end. Which is exactly what my son, Shane and I are going to to you, beat the crap out of you!" Vince spat out. "But we're not going to do it alone, we have some observers who are going to join us!" The Spirit Squad came out with pissed off looks on their faces.
''All of you?'' Triple H asked from the ring. ''Oooofffaa! Let me tell you something...''
Vince noticed the porty-potty on the corner of the stage and stared at it. ''What the hell is this?" Vince demanded, pointing to it.
"Its for you," Hunter stated, glancing at Shawn. ''Because you're so full of crap!"
Suddenly, human waste started to spray all over the seven men causing them to fall to the ground, retching in horror. ''Oh my God!" JR shouted. ''King! Is that- Is that what we think it is!''
"Holy shit!" Triple H exclaimed before errupting into laughter.
JR laughed. ''Well, that's one way of putting it.''
''And her opponent, making her way to the ring from Toronto, Canada... Sienna!"
Sienna slid into the ring and jumped up onto the top turnbuckle, saluting the crowd. She was dressed in a pair of denim short-shorts and a customized DX shirt which she had made into a halter neck.
''I feel sorry for Sienna, having to take on that psycho Mickie James.'' King stated.
''You're not the only one.'' JR said dryly.
Mickie jumped Sienna, taking her down to the mat immediately after the bell had sounded. She mounted Sienna, and began laying down a series of right hands, before Sienna was able to compose herself enough to throw the psycho diva off her. She avoided a punch from Mickie, and turned her around, dropping her with an impaler DDT. Sienna kip-upped to her feet and leaned down to lift her opponant up, before planting her with one hell of a power slam, before covering. 1...2... But Mickie's shoulder shot up.
''That was a close one.'' King said.
Sienna waited for Mickie as she slowly got to her feet, before she ran and impaled her with a hard spear. She covered her again but only managed another two count. Sienna yanked Mickie up by the hair and was about to DDT her, but Mickie had gotten her sense of reason back and slapped and kicked Sienna. The Canadian blocked a punch and returned with a right hook of her own, before whipping Mickie into the corner. She ran and hit her with a dropkick, sending her to the mat. Sienna walked to the turnbuckle, climbed to the top, and did a corkscrew moonsault, landing on top of Mickie. She laid down and covered her.
1-2-
Sienna felt somebody grab her foot and pull her off the Women's Champion, stopping the count. She turned and found the entire Spirit Squad smirking at her. She stood up and leaned over the ropes, shouting at them. Mickie used the distraction to her advantage and rolled Sienna up for behind.
1-2-3!
''Mickie was holding her tights!" JR exclaimed.
Mickie quickly rolled out of the ring as all five members of the Spirit Squad climbed in and circled around Sienna. Kenny yanked her to her feet and gestured for Mikey to join him. They hit her with a double DDT. Nicky rolled out of the ring and pulled a chair out from under the apron. He climbed back inside as two of the others held Sienna up. Nicky swung the chair and it connected with her head with a sickening crack before she crumpled to the mat in a heap. He raised the chair to strike her again but the sudden cheers from the crowd stopped him. The Spirit Squad quickly dived out of the ring as John Cena, Triple H and Shawn Michaels hit the ring. John checked on Sienna as Triple H and Shawn chased the Squad up the ramp.
Monday July 3rd
Raw opened with highlight from last weeks show, where Triple H and Shawn Michaels embarassed Mr. McMahon yet again. It also showed a clip of the Spirit Squad attacking Sienna after her match against Mickie James.
''I don't think DX are gonna be too pleased to find out theat they're been banned from the arena, King.'' JR said.
''Well, it looks like we're about to see.''
The titon-tron showed Shawn, Triple H and Sienna walking towards the arena before being confronted by Coachman and a barricade of security personnel. Sienna went to squeeze past they but one of them grabbed her arm and pushed her back into Triple H. ''Hey!"
Coachman smirked. ''I'm afraid to inform you that all three of you are barred from entering the arena. You have to leave the premesis now.''
Sienna scowled. ''Who died and made you boss, huh?'' She stepped closer to him.
''Nobody died. Mr. McMahon put me in charge of keeping you out of the arena.'' He looked her up and down. ''I'm sure you three can find something to entertain yourself with.''
''Does he mean what I think he means?'' JR asked incredulously.
''I think so.'' King agreed.
Sienna grabbed him by the collar and pulled him to her so they were nose to nose. ''You're pathetic.'' She spat before letting him go.
She followed the other two as they walked away. ''What're we gonna do now?'' Shawn pouted.
Sienna and The Game shared a look before she grinned. ''We improvise!"
''What does that mean?'' King wondered.