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Previously on Mr. Mom
'I'm tired, can we take a nap?' she asked leaning back, her eye lids becoming heavy. Naruto smiled and picked up the fatigued girl carefully getting off the swing and walking out of the park. When they reached Narutos house he sat Emi down and sat right beside her. Reaching over, Naruto pulled a pillow onto his lap and laid the sleeping girl down. The blonde covered her up with a blanket that was coincidentally placed there on the arm of the off white couch. He didn't say it, but watching over a 5 year old is tiring, so following suit he laid his head back and started to fall asleep.
Man I hope Naruto isn't hard on me like Sakura used to be, an exhausted Sasuke thought to himself. The raven haired was beginning to think Orochimaru is making him work bookoos of overtime just so he can stare at my ass.
"Pervert…"Sasuke mumbled under his breath; his spine shivering from the thought of that pasty old hag creepin on him.
Sasuke grumbled as he looked at his watch, which read 1:33 on the glowing device. This was actually an improvement; he usually didn't get off for about another hour or so. Despite his fear of his boss raping or maiming him, he told Orochimaru that he needed to get home, using the excuse that he was stressed from the divorce. Which, to be totally honest, was true. Orochimaru didn't take it too well and told Sasuke that he would have to work extra late tomorrow, who turgidly agreed.
When the tired boy got home he turned the knob and pushed open the door.
He needs to learn to lock the door, Sasuke thought as he laid his stuff on the side table by the door.
He slipped off his shoes and walked into the dimly lit living room to see a very adorable sight. His boob friend, Naruto was sprawled out on the couch, each of his legs over the front and back of the couch, his arms up over the arm. Emi, snug against Naruto lying on her stomach and one arm and one foot over the side of the couch, her other arm and leg lost somewhere against Naruto. Sasuke inwardly laughed as he walked over to them and picked up Emi, who surprisingly stayed asleep.
"Naruto must have run you all day," I said quietly to the sleeping girl.
After Emi was snug in her bed, Sasuke walked back to the living room and stared down at Naruto, who would ever so often snore slightly and twitch. Sasuke subconsciously thought that Naruto look quite adorable laying there asleep.
'Naruto wake up.' Sasuke whispered loudly trying to wake up Naruto but not his daughter who was just down the hall. Sasuke hesitantly leaned down and put a hand on Narutos shoulder and gave a slight shake, hoping it would work.
It failed.
With a huff, Sasuke became upset by Narutos deep sleeping and put his hands on his chest and shook harder.
Nope, still asleep.
When Sasuke stopped shaking Naruto, he subconsciously, reached up and grabbed Sasuke hand. The blonde pulled down, snuggling the strangely soft hand to his face. By force Sasuke was brought down and was practically on top of Naruto.
Awkward…
Sasuke blushed deeply. Remembering the events this morning, Sasuke jerked his hand away sending the sleeping blonde tumbling onto the floor. With a 'thunk' Naruto jumped up and stared at Sasuke.
'Why'd you have to do that Sasuke," Naruto complained, rubbing his tussled blonde locks. "You could have just shaken me awake.' Poor Naruto never expected the hand to the back of his head.
Sasuke grew a vein on his forehead.
'Whatever, let's just go to bed.' Sasuke said bluntly turning away from the blonde, heading to the bedroom before it got worse. When he didn't hear footsteps but his own, he turned to look at Naruto who stood in the same place, a smug look on his face.
'What are you waiting for Christmas trees to bloom?' Sasuke asked getting irritated again, the previous vein threatening to pop again. Naruto slyly smiled at Sasuke and walked up to him.
'Why did you wake me up to go to bed, you could of had it all to yourself, and wouldn't have to sleep with me?' Naruto questioned walking around Sasuke waiting for the hard-ass raven head to slip up.
'How should I know? So what if I woke you up? So go sleep on the couch I don't care, I just thought I would be nice.' Sasuke answered, a barely noticeable stutter in his tone, his embarrassment almost getting the best of him. He silently prayed Naruto hadn't noticed.
'Ok whatever floats your gloomy little boat.' Naruto said half-heartedly and finished his way to the bedroom while Sasuke just stood there.
A knot caught in Sasuke throat as he pondered to himself.
Why did I wake him up? Why all of a sudden am I getting flustered around Naruto? I keep blushing. The only time I blushed was when I was a kid, like when my mom would spit bath me. Well I'm sure it noting to worry about right. Nothing to get worked up over. Sasuke inwardly conversed with himself. He sighed at his 'nothing's wrong' theory and walked up stairs to the bed room. When he opened the door Naruto was already back to sleep, half in and half out of the covers. Sasuke mentally grunted as he noticed the blonde clad only in boxers. With a sigh, Sasuke began changing into his night clothes, which is a pair of black shorts and a plain gray pocket tee. When he crawled into bed he sank deep into the covers curling his legs up and getting into a fetal position; drifting off to sleep.
Around the middle of the night, Sasuke stirred awake by the sound of the door opening along with a small patter on the floor. He sat up in bed, willing his eyes to adjust to the dark, to see Emi standing beside Narutos bed.
'What's the matter Emi?' Sasuke whispered to his small pink haired daughter. The pink haired girl wiped her face with the back of her hand; a small sniffle could be heard.
'I...h-had a night m-mare...' she cried softly, quietly. Sasuke sighed and carefully got out of bed so not to wake the sleeping blonde. He picked her up in his arms and took her back to her temporary room. When he laid her down, he kissed her forehead before squatting beside her. Sasuke had seen Sakura talk Emi out of a nightmare before. It couldn't be that hard, right?
'So what scared you in the dream Emi?' Sasuke asked Emi, running his fingers through her soft hair.
'There was a big monster; he was trying to eat you and uncle Naruto. I tried to save you but he just kept getting bigger.' She sniffed some more tears coming out of her eyes.
'Ok, imagine if the monster was pink, with kitten paws and a tiny body. That would be funny wouldn't, and you were a super hero, and if you had superpowers what would you turn it into?' he asked her, the whole process felt so natural to him.
'I would turn it into a big bowl of jello, and then we can eat it.' She excitedly whispered making her arm into a bowl as if the jello was in it. She smiled and licked her lips.
'Yea, that would be good. So are you alright now?' he asked the smiling girl. She nodded leaned up and kissed her daddies cheek.
'Good night daddy, I love you bunchies.' She said, her eyes fluttering. He tucked the covers over her and walked back to Narutos room. As soon as he lay back down on the soft warm bed, he went straight to sleep.
The next day…
'Naruto I might have to work late tonight again. Orochimaru is killing me with work. I'm sorry.' He told Naruto, taking his jacket from the back of the chair and slipping it on. 'Tomorrow is Saturday, so we will do something fun, ok Emi.' Sasuke told her kissing her head and hugging her bye.
'And uncle Naruto too?' she asked pointing her cereal spoon at Naruto, dropping a few pieces in the process. Sasuke nodded and waved to them and walked off to work.
When Sasuke got to the office he was greeted by Ino Yamanaka, his most trusted secretary.
'Orochimaru wanted me to send you to his office right away when you got here.' She said, her crystal blue eyes shined with worry.
Ino has been Sasuke secretary for around 2 years and they have grown quite a bond. Even though Ino had a slight crush on Sasuke, she never let it get past him being her boss. She respected his marriage to Sakura and would never do anything to affect it. Since Sasuke and Sakura have been fighting before the divorce, Ino was the girl Sasuke went to for help. He would talk her ears off and she would just sit and listen. She was a true friend to Sasuke.
'Thanks Ino, wish me luck, I'm going to need every bit of it.' Sasuke groaned placing his suitcase in her awaiting arms. Sasuke noticed her long blonde hair was tied to the side in a large braid.
"I like the hair, by the way." He said before turning and leaving.
The walk down the hallway to Orochimaru's room was like walking on fire and being pelted with glass, it was dreaded.
With Naruto…
Naruto was on one end of the couch and Emi on the other, a coloring book and a few crayons in her small hands.
'So Emi what do you want to do today?' Naruto asked the small girl, her face scrunched up as she tried so hard to stay in the lines. After a minute she looked up from her paper and smiled.
'I don't care.' She piped.
'Well let's go out to eat.' He suggested. Emi smiled and nodded. They got dressed and left the house.
With Sasuke…
'Sasuke my boy," the snake like man said, his voice had an eerie amount of chipper tone. "I'm glad you came.' Orochimaru's once cheery voice turned into a hiss, much like the snake he was. Sasuke cringed and sat down.
'I didn't have a choice sir.' He spat back and crossed his legs and his arms, putting up a barrier between him and his boss.
'Anyway, I need you to work tomorrow, we will be bus...' he started but didn't get to finish.
'I can't; I have plans, a life sir. So I won't be here.' He spat angrily,
I can't believe he asked me that. I have a life, a daughter, that I made plans with, and that blonde idiot.
'So you're going to have to schedule someone else to work.' He finished. Sasuke caught glance of the shocked expression on his face before he stood up. Sasuke bowed to him half-heartedly, and continued his way to his office he shared with Ino.
'How did it go?' she asked laying some papers down on his desk. He looked up at her through his raven bangs and sighed.
'Great. It went great, I will probably get fired, but I don't care, I can't stand him.' He seethed. When he sat down in his chair Ino moved so she was standing in front of his desk.
Sasuke noticed that Ino looked nervous.
'Umm, Sasuke, I was wondering if…maybe you would…l-like to go out to e-eat?' she asked shyly. Sasuke looked up and smiled at her.
The question shocked him a little because he always considered Ino to be just a friend.
Hell who care, Sasuke thought, I could use a good time.
'Yea that would be nice. How bout we leave now. I'm sick of this place.' He said putting the papers in his drawer and getting his jacket and slipping it on.
With a huge smile on Ino's face, she nodded and the pair headed to the back door and clocked before heading to the parking lot.
'So where do you want to go?' Sasuke asked Ino as the two got into Sasukes black Lexis.
Sasuke was excited. He needed to get his mind off Sakura and Naruto. Especially Naruto. Ever since he started to get flustered around him, it makes him worry.
'I don't care. I'm just glad you said yes.' She said quietly, her hand fiddling with the hem of her knee length deep purple pencil skirt. Sasuke looked over at her and smiled.
He decided to take her to Mixing Mayhem, it was a pub that he used to go to when him and Sasuke were at it again. It had dancing, singing and food. Alcohol too. That's what got Sasuke. He always had too much to drink. Thus resulting in having to call Naruto to take him home.
'Do you drink?' Sasuke asked as he started the car and began to drive off. Ino shook her head. She was never the type to drink; she has had maybe one or two on a special occasion but never more than that.
Sasuke smirked. 'Well if you change your mind don't think twice.'
Next chappie will have some SasuIno but its temporary, so no worries =D
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