The next morning I woke up feeling really ill, turns out I had mono. It's going to be pretty easy to see who gave me that considering they will be the only other ill person. My idea was wrong as Kim came thundering into my room saying Jared is the only other person ill and he also has mono. Awkward.
"Kimble I have never kissed Jared I haven't even flirted with him, he will always belong to you in my eyes. You know how things like mono go round the school easily."
"Yeah you're right Ella. I wonder who it will be next. Wait that means he's kissed someone!"
"We've already discussed this now if you have finished interrogating me; go make me a hot chocolate woman"
I spent the next week in bed ill. Kim visited everyday saying that Jared still hadn't returned and on Monday when I returned he hadn't. Guess someone got mono real bad. Of course everyone believed we gave each other mono. I mean come on he's not my type he's too much of a good guy. I prefer bad boys. But not Paul. On the topic of Paul I had to endure biology next to him first thing. Brilliant.
"Oh looks like the slags back, how many other boys are going to get mono? Poor Jared wouldn't have known what hit him."
"Trust me you won't be having mono at least from me. How about all those poor girls I bet their riddled with STDs from you sweetheart. Haven't you shagged most of the year? How many more?"
"Darl you'd be one of them. Yes and you were the one who started if all off so don't try and be innocent. Your precious Kimmy is next."
"Touch her and I'll kill you."
"I love it when you talk dirty."
"You ain't seen nothing yet."
"Oh I forgot to say you've missed some work want me to help you?"
"Really Paul you'd help me with something other than undressing?"
"Yeah we were learning about the anatomy I can help you understand mine and yours"
"Eurgh idiot"
At the end of school me and Paul had detention still, I had to have an extra week due to missing last weeks and Paul only had this week, lucky git. The teacher just left us in the room and locked everything saying she'd be back at half 5. What a bitch, I'm actually locked in a room with Paul does she not see the lust rolling of us? We were just sat next to each other when Paul started kissing my neck. Oh god does he knows what kissing my neck does to me. Wait of course he does he found it, the sneaky shit! If he wants to play dirty then it's on I sat on his lap and kissed him while running my hands down his back and then pushing them between his shoulder blades his body shivered in delight. Take that darling. In the end Paul's offer to help with anatomy was used and used and used. I would say we were professionals in each other's anatomy. Now just find a way to not tell Kim she'll kill me.
As usual in school the next day we acted as though nothing happened and Paul started "dating" Kelly Taylor the school bitch and slag, she was even worse than me and that's saying something. I call it dating it was more shagging only each other. How long will that last? I pretended that it meant nothing to me but Kim could see I was hurting I wish one time I'd be the girlfriend rather than the shag. I have feelings you know it hurts me just like it hurts anyone else when their crush is with someone else.
The next day Paul wasn't in he had mono. Now the rumour is I gave mono to both boys, I'm some kind of slag who goes after best friends. In my fifteen year old times I probably would have but I've matured to choosing one. That didn't go well with Kelly.
"Harlow we need to talk now." Should I expect his next girlfriend to call me Harlow as well?
"Oh hi Kelly, nice to see you too."
"Shut it; keep your slaggy hands off my boy ok? He doesn't belong to you. You had your chance when we were thirteen and you lost it."
"Love if I wanted Paul I'd have him, ok? That is where you're wrong he belongs to me more than he does to you. When you're shagging him and you think wow where did he learn this, you'll know that's from me. I hold a special thing over him and I candle dangle it whenever I want I just choose not to. Man slags that are riddled with STDs aren't my thing. See you around Taylor" We have such nice chats.