The next morning Paul did some serious ass kissing which I always do love, he never does it because Paul is always in the right, NOT. He tried to make me some pancakes but that ended in an almost fire, so he drove me to Emily's to make and even more pregnant woman cook but luckily Kim was helping what a girl, as we got close our bickering continued
"So you can't cook either, this means not only do I have to do the whole giving birth rubbish I have to cook fucking brilliant. What are you good for" I said mockingly before kissing his arm
"I think you already know that" he said before wiggling his eyebrows
"You know you suck Lahote" I said before smacking his arm
"No no that's another one of your jobs, if you remember I lick" he wiggled his eyebrows before sticking his tongue out and licking my face, the doubling meaning didn't go unnoticed.
"What are we going to do with you two, this type of language is not acceptable when there will be a impressionable child around, I mean what will people think when it's first words are swear words or innuendos I bet child line would probably get a phone call, you don't want your child to be like you two I don't want my niece like that! I think I will buy you both an early birthing present a swear and rude words jar" Kim chided, but we were giggling because behind her embry was nodded in a serious way and raising his eyebrows and pouting "Why are you laughing this is serious" she said before turning around and caught embry she scowled before storming over to Jared and actually stomped her foot before whining "Jarri, embry was being rude to me when I was trying to help Paul and Ariella with their language. Only idiots use swearwords when they cannot think of anything else to say" she had a ridiculous baby-voice on which she knew Jared fell for she then made it worse by having puppy dog eyes and throwing her bottom lip out.
"Hey Em try that again alright mate and you won't like the consequences" he threatened before kissing Kim all over her face even though he was holding his laughter in when it was happening "And guys lay off her she's trying to help"
"Oh so Jarri do you agree with Kim's only idiots use swear words then?" I taunted knowing full well he does
"Yes Ari I do" he said before earning a kiss of Kim
"Hmm Paul babe wan to help me think of the last thing we heard Jared say last night?" I said innocently while Jared glared at us
"Of course hmmm I think it was fuck me that girl can sleep through anything, but that is just a wild stab in the dark" he mocked
"JARED! You shouldn't let them influence you into being like them!" she scolded him before kissing his head and glaring at as before leaving the room to get Claire who was saying good bye to her mum "Hello princess, how are you today? You know who wants to look after you for the WHOLE day? Uncle Paul and auntie Ariella! Isn't that fun and exciting!" Kim cheered along with Claire who was now 5 so she had lost her adorable speech problems which every child has
"Auntie Ariella! Uncle Paul! I love you to!" she screeched in our eyes before putting her hands on my stomach "how's the baby? Can I be its cousin?" she asked
"Of course you can sweetie, and the baby is ok" I said before Paul pulled her onto his lap and started tickling her and peppering kisses all over her face before blowing raspberries on her stomach making her start to cry with laughter. Even though we didn't leave the living room Claire spent the whole door with us two, I hope she missed the moment when Paul made a comment about how one day I will be as big as an elephant to Claire so I glared at him which made him murmur "ah shit" but Claire was busy playing dolls with Paul to be paying, well I hoped so.
"Hey Claire-bear! Did you have fun with Uncle Paul and auntie Ariella? Did Uncle Paul try to use you as a footstool again" Quil said glaring at Paul while remembering the incident
"No we play dolls!" she sang before jumping into Quil's arms which was adorable while we all went into the kitchen to have the tea Kim had been cooking with Jared's help which meant he carried things for her and moaned about his hunger. Once we were all sat around eating Quil dropped his fork on the floor not like it would slow him down and a noise was heard from the highchair "ah shit". It went deadly silence; Claire looked confused at the silence while Emily, Kim and Quil glared at both Paul and I and Sam and Jared tried to hide their amusement
"You taught her how to swear!" Quil shouted
"Yes because we spent a good few hours asking her to repeat shit" I said sarcastically
"Stop saying it!" Kim joined in
"It was an accident I swear the kid was busy playing dolls." Paul mumbled before carrying on eating
"Claire honey what uncle Paul said was a bad word you mustn't repeat it. Ever. Because if you do you will look like uncle Paul and you don't want to look like him" Emily said softly to Claire
"Ok, but does that mean that Quil, uncle Sam and all my other uncles say the bad word cause they all look like him" Claire pointed out I couldn't hold back the tears I was laughing too hard this kid was fucking hilarious
"Oh god, I need to go to toilet now" I said still laughing damn pregnancy means I always need a pee. Once I came out Kim was stood un-amused at the door
"Hey Kim can I help you with something?" I said confused
"Yes you can actually, stop swearing in front of children I thought I already told you that!" she whisper shouted
"Paul swore not me" I said back
"Whatever, this is why I have got this for you" she said while throwing a giant jar into my hands "Every time you swear you will put 10 cents into here, it doesn't sound like much but by the time the baby comes you will probably be able to buy it a pony. Paul also has to do it." Before she walked back to the kitchen
"Hey guys, Paul you might want to put 10 cents in here, for that naughty word you said in front of Claire" I said throwing my jar at him
"So do you then you repeated it at the table of all places" Paul said before throwing in his money and I copied, it won't last long Kim will get bored and find someone else to pester its always the same.