Disclaimer: I do not own Galactik Football, Glee, or any of the songs mentioned in this fic and I make no money from this fiction. Everything belongs to their rightful owners and I am just trying to have fun by myself.

I made another shuffle :D This time I cracked open my Glee folder. Well, Glee is like my guilty pleasure -it sucks on so many things and I sideeye it very hard on a regular basis but I got hooked once Darren Criss was going on (since I love Team Starkid) and it does introduce me to some good songs and remind me of others so I keep on watching it.

A warning; most of what is happening in this shuffle will probably not make any sense. Some of it, I was thinking about the original song, some inspired me through lyrics only and I think there was a couple in which I was thinking of the performances from Glee. In short most of it is merely crack and not to be taken seriously.

Do You Wanna Touch Me There?

"Rocket," Tia sighed, "Would never get this."

Mei huffed and grabbed one of the karaoke microphones and passed the other one to her: "Well, we already chose the song so deal with it!"

She was surprised at how enthusiastically he joined in for "YEAH!"s whenever she asked whether he wanted him to touch her there.

Later into the night, he did touch her there and everywhere and then it was her who was breathlessly blurting her affirmation.

Singin in the Rain/Umbrella

It snowed in Akillian, the weather was not fit for allowing anything to fall from the sky without freezing first.

But Tia was used to the rains of Obia Moon. She loved dancing as the skies opened over her head and gave life to the green lands and the earth.

Rocket liked watching her so free and happy and, admittedly, wet with clothes plastered to her frame.

Her frame which was so delicately shaped and entwined so well with his that, the two of them could fit under an umbrella as they trudged through the muddy roads.

Take A Bow

Adium watched him mumble through his words.

She would have laughed if it didn't make her hurt so bad –the infamous womanizer Aarch, pleading with her for another chance. That was rich!

She looked around the restaurant he had closed up for the occasion –funny how he had never even asked her out to such a place when they were really a couple- and admitted, in her mind that he had put quite an effort into this show.

Too bad she had finished him in her head a long time ago.

Physical

The first sense that was alerted was smell: the heavy sweat which was almost too hard but something about it screamed male and strangely intrigued her rather than disgust her.

The sight that greeted her eyes would have made up for even if the smell had been entirely nauseating though. She purposely did not look towards her cousins –that would have been quite inappropriate.

"It's really something, isn't it?" Mei snickered behind her.

Micro-Ice shed off his shirt and threw it off, carrying on with his push ups without any sign of tiredness.

Yuki dumped her bottle of water over her head.

Express Yourself

"I don't know, man," Sinedd leaned over to look at Rocket, "I think they are trying to tell us something."

"Huh?" Rocket blinked stupidly.

"They are singing directly at us –which is so random, do you guys always break into song like this? I'll let you know I won't be participating in such acts," Sinedd looked around seemingly at a loss for why in the world the ladies of the team were performing in the training room all of a sudden, "But I mean it feels like the song is dedicated to us, you know?"

"Of course it is," D'Jok grinned behind them, "It says they won't be putting up with your second-best asses anymore."

"In case you've forgotten, your girlfriend left you for me," Sinedd said without turning around.

D'Jok shrugged: "She never declared I had to express myself in song to me."

Sinedd glared: "Pretty sure she must've missed the fact that you were declaring your love for yourself and not for her amongst all that blabbering."

"That is a huge compliment on Mei's intelligence, I'm certain she'd like to hear it..."

They glared at each other.

"Uh, guys," Micro-Ice snapped his fingers in their general direction, "You missed all the sexy dancing."

They didn't notice.

Hello Goodbye

"As for us," Adium said, "We might try again."

Aarch raised an eyebrow, at a loss for where that had come from. He hadn't even made any moves since the last cup.

He nodded mutely and smiled though; one of them had to stop going head straight and end this game of cat and mouse.

Back to Black

"Wait," Sinedd snarled, as the Netherball arena shook around him. "Where do you think you're going?" It had nothing on how his world was crumbling to pieces over his head.

He stopped; his hand around her shoulders. She looked at him too; her eyes so bright and clear it pierced through the darkness that was his very being.

"It's all yours now, Sinedd," Rocket shrugged and off he went.

Away from him and back to her again.

Defying Gravity

She remembered the first time clearly. It had not even had anything to do with football.

She had been chasing a cat, wishing to adopt it and take it home to make sure it would be okay and not be eaten by all those scary monsters outside.

The kitty cat was even smaller than she was and Tia was a tiny kid. But it climbed well and it climbed up to the thinnest branches of a tree. Mommy had said trees were off limits, but Mommy was not here and the kitty was up there, so up she went.

Apparently, Tia was not as tiny as she had thought as the branch wailed under her weight and broke down, sending her towards the ground with accelerating speed.

She had slowed down for some reason, blue hue surrounding her and landed softly on the ground.

She hadn't understood it but she hadn't given much thought it anyway, she was busy looking up to see whether the kitty was okay.

Tik Tok

"So..." Sinedd said, a very interested look on his face, "Tia is very flexible."

Rocket looked over at him without a response or any show of emotion on his face.

"I mean she can spread her legs and everything," Sinedd waved his hand over.

Rocket kept staring.

Sinedd winked: "She's got a great ass..."

Rocket raised an eyebrow.

"...and you tapped that! High five!" he raised his hand.

"That is gross," Tia groaned and walked passed them. Rocket shook his head at the raven haired boy as he followed behind her.

In an instant he was back to return the five with a grin.

Gives You Hell

"Oh for fuck's sake!" Sinedd wailed, "What is this, musical club? Are we here to play football or what?"

Ahitp passed by playing a guitar; "It helps solve our issues."

"And it is fun!" Micro-Ice jumped to the beat around the sulky boy and sang the next part directly to his face, "Truth be told we missed you, and truth be told we're lying ~!"

"You're singing it wrong..."

"Huh?" Micro-Ice stopped to listen for a moment. D'Jok kept on with the chorus:

"When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well..."

Micro-Ice grinned and pointed at Sinedd: "Then you're a fool! Well, you are in this case since D'Jok is singing and you're the next guy Mei found and everything..."

Sinedd yelled in frustration and started banging his head on the control panel of the holo-trainer.

Note to self: Stop writing when you are high on caffeine.

Note to anyone who may read this: Over at the forums (under Galactik Football Everything) we have a thread. We are planning on starting a kink meme for Galactik Football and trying to see if people would be interested. If you are, let us know; it will be fun!