The Golden Trio stared at Draco for several minutes in utter shock. Finally Weasley sputter, "Are you Crazy? Why would you do that?"

Draco crossed his arms behind his head and said, "I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy, although it does run in the family. The reason I did it? Well that's because I really don't like the hypocritical bastard. Plus I was a little upset over him threatening my mother. That was just uncalled for."

Weasley asked disbelieving, "You did all that because he threatened to kill your mother?"

Draco said, "Oh no, death threats are completely acceptable Slytherin behavior, if he had just threatened to kill my mother I would have let it slide, because honestly, my mother gets death threats all the time. It was the fact that he threatened to have her torture, raped, and bit by a mongrel that sort of pissed me off. There are lines even Slytherins won't cross, and threatening to turn a pureblooded woman into a beast, and threatening to force sex with a woman who doesn't belong to you are big no nos. Besides, I still wasn't really comfortable with the whole, bowing down to a hypocrite half-breed with bad taste in art."

Potter frowned and said, "So the Dark Lord pissed you off, and you pretty much did everything you could to return the favor. Why did you help people escape the Dark Mark?"

Draco shrugged and said, "It really only started out with me helping Pansy and her inamorato flee the country, but apparently everyone thought that meant I was helping her escape the Dark Lord and not her overbearing father, and suddenly I had a whole bunch of people, families, asking me to get them out of harms way, and since I was still a little pissed off and a true Slytherin, I told them I'd get them out, but when the war was over and they came back and got settled they would owe me a partial Life Debt. That's over a hundred people who'll eventually owe me a really big favor."

There was a moment of silence as the Golden Trio digested that information. Finally Ron asked, "Wait, inamorato? Doesn't that mean male lover? I thought you and Pansy were an item?"

Draco snorted and said, "Pansy and I had an arrangement, but we were never actually an item."

Granger frowned and said, "I thought Pansy was the person you lost your virginity to, she always spread these rumors about how great you were in bed."

Draco raised an eyebrow and said, "That was part of the arrangement."

Potter growled out, "What exactly was this arrangement?"

Draco covered up a yawn and said, "Simply really, Pansy didn't want her father to know she was dating a penniless muggle-born and I didn't want my father to find out that I had absolutely no interest in the opposite sex, so we agreed to fake an engagement with all the necessary rumors, such as how we had already done the deed and Pansy was pregnant, and that it was an arranged affair, all the good stuff."

Granger grinned and said, "I knew you were gay! I'm never wrong about these things."

Draco glared and asked in a nasty voice, "So you knew about Krum, did you?"

Granger's smile faltered and she asked, "Victor's gay?"

Draco shrugged and said, "Gay, Bi, same thing."

Weasley frowned and asked, "So you didn't have sex with Pansy?"

Draco made a face and said, "Merlin, no, that's just disgusting!"

Granger frowned and asked, "Who did you have sex with then? You said you weren't a virgin?"

Draco glared and said, "This really isn't any of your business, who I have or had not had sex with is a personal matter that I will not…"

Potter interrupted and said, "Answer the question Draco."

Draco glared at Potter for a moment before looking at his nails and saying, "Well then, if you must know, there were a few boys I slept with."

Potter snarled, "Damn it Draco, who? I want the names!"

Draco's lip curled and said, "Fuck, you really want to know everyone I ever got a bit loose with! Fine!" Draco held up his hand and counted off with his fingers, "There was Blaise, and Nott, and Victor, and some block I don't really remember from after the World Cup, and there was Seamus, and then Dean! Six people, are you happy!"

Weasley gasped, "You slept with Seamus and Dean? Those are Gryffindors!"

Draco rolled his eyes and said, "Like Gryffondors can't be gay? Merlin, it just means they are utterly clueless and wanted to 'be sure'" Draco put little air quotes around the words, "They were gay before they got in a relationship, and since they walked in on me that one time with Blaise they were certain they could have a go without worrying about me ousting them to fucking ignorant gits like you!"

Potter looked a bit pale as he said quietly, "Six, you've slept with six guys?"

Draco seemed to deflate a bit and even had a hint of a blush as he looked down at his toes and said, "Well I guess Nott, Victor, and the block at the world cup might not actually count, we didn't actually have sex, we just fooled around a bit, and Dean and Seamus ended up chickening out, but made me promise never to tell the other… fucking idiots."

Granger frowned and asked, "So who have you actually had sex with?"

Draco made a face and said, "Fuck, I guess I've only ever actually had sex with Blaise. Merlin and I call myself a Slytherin."

Weasley frowned and asked, "You and Blaise, were you like an item?"

Draco let out a snort and said, "Merlin no, Blaise was in love with some Ravenclaw bint who didn't even know he existed, and I knew Blaise was to scared of my father to ever tell anyone what we did."

Granger looked a little surprised as she asked, "So you've never been in a serious relationship?"

Draco rolled his eyes and said, "Never have and never plan to, could you imagine the scandal."

Granger looked a bit horrified at that prospect as she asked, "What if you fall in love?"

Draco snorted and said, "I don't believe in that Hogwash, love is just a mix of hormones and Gryffindor notions."

Potter frowned and said, "How can you not believe in love? I know you've seen people in love."

Draco made a face and said, "Even if that Hogwash was an actual emotion, and I refuse to admit it is, I doubt I would ever fall victim to its insanity."

Weasley said, "I never knew you were a cynic."

Draco glared and said, "Now that you've all put me on the ropes long enough to ring me dry of any important information, I think I'd like to head to bed, I'm exhausted."

Granger frowned and said, "You've been asleep for nearly two days."

Draco glared and said, "I know people who slept for a week after being bonded and still had to get a magical replenishing potion before they could do some basic magic. If I weren't a fucking class E wizard I'd be dead to the world still, and that's not even counting the fact that ever time Potter gives me a fucking order I fill like he just punched me in the magical gut. That added on to the fact that I took a run through near freezing temperature and have attempted to rein in my temper and deal with the three of you without falling back onto insults while you pushed me into a metaphorical corner, kind of makes me wonder how the fuck I'm still awake."

Potter frowned at Draco's harsh tone and tense, ready for a fight, stance, and quickly said, "Draco, calm down."

Draco took a calming breath, and then his jaw ground down and he said, "Such a noble Gryffindor, I tell you how every time you give me an order it fucking hurts and just. Keep. Doing. It."

Potter blinked, he hadn't even realized he had been doing it. Ron tensed and leaped to his friends defense, "Fuck you, Malfoy, Harry should be ordering you to do a lot worse considering all the crap you've done over the years, you'd deserve it."

Draco glanced at Granger, who was surprisingly quite and asked, "How do you feel about this Granger? Didn't you start that whole group to free the house elves? I thought for sure you would at least jump up and say how terrible it was to take away someone's freedom and that you would condone slavery." When Hermione just blinked in surprise he said, "Should have know that only mattered when it wasn't Slytherin's being put into slavery. Merlin, at least we snakes aren't such fucking hypocrites, preaching about everything that is light and good, and giving people the benefit of the fucking doubt!"

Draco stood up and made to leave, but Potter grabbed his arm and said, "Damn it Draco, what is that suppose to mean?"

Draco snarled as he ripped his hand out of Potter's grasp, "It means the while you fucking Golden Gryffindors got the benefit of the doubt, all us Slytherins knew if we ever asked the light for help we'd end up like Severus, getting the shit kicked out of him twice a week all so that he could 'report' all his findings to Dumbledore."

Potter frowned and asked, "You knew Snape was a spy?"

Draco snarled, "Everyone knows that, even the Dark Lord knew that! And Dumbledore knew the Dark Lord knew that! And he still sent Severus to those meeting anyway! You don't think Dumbledore didn't know all year that the Dark Lord gave me that mission to kill him? You don't think Dumbledore didn't know the year before that I was going to forced to take the fucking mark or risk getting both me and my mother killed! You don't think I didn't fucking beg him to put me under his protection, long before Wormtail brought that monster back! Stupid fucking Gryffindors!"

The Golden Trio was so shocked by Draco's words that not one of them tried to stop him as he stormed out of the room.

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