Trapped in the Fandom Net
Moon: Hello, my fans. And welcome to the second arc of Trapped in the Fandom Net. For this half, I have vowed to lengthen my chapters and hopefully meet people's expectations. I have also been informed that the TMM cast is acting out of character. Well, my apologies and I hope I mend that little problem.
Katani: Finally, you got my name right.
Moon: Well, your story is up.
Kunex: Great, we're stuck here! With the Sue race no less!
Katani: Celestial Moonlight Blade does not own TMM or MMP.
Chapter 11: Dimensional Passageways
*With Moon and the Gang*
The group had been wandering for hours. The dimensional passageway they had stumbled into didn't seem to lead to anywhere in particular, and it was extremely confusing. Ichigo was fairly grateful that Shiru was no longer trying to attack them, although it was still hard to believe that the docile little dragon that was currently letting Pudding climb onto his back had been trying to kill them a while ago.
Plus, both Lettuce and Kish seemed to have returned to normal. Lettuce would stammer apologies whenever she bumped into someone, and Kish would randomly flirt with Ichigo, while she pushed him away with a red face. In stark contrast to the way they had been before, overconfident and charging into battle without thinking twice. The other mews felt they could breath easier now that their companion had turned back to normal. Pai and Tart also seemed a bit more relaxed now that Kish wasn't going haywire.
"I don't get it." Katani (Neko) said, running her fingers through her red hair. That was another weird thing. Neko had suddenly insisted that her name was Katani. Ichigo figured it had something to do with Moon, and decided not to ask questions. The Gatekeepers looked rather stressed already. "Where's Shiru taking us?"
"He seems to know where he's going na no da!" Pudding pointed out before hugging the little black dragon around the neck. He purred before jumping onto a ledge.
"But we don't." Destiny said, biting his lip. "I only wish we could still talk to him."
Moon was silent, but her posture was tense. And the mews had learned by now, that whenever she was on edge, it was never good news.
"We're lost." Mint said bluntly. "Aren't we?"
No one even attempted to reassure her. A heavy silence fell over the group, broken only by the sounds of Shiru paddling along the rocky ground and an occasional giggle from Pudding.
Suddenly, Shiru let out an excited yelp. "What is it?" Gemini called. The black dragon just bobbled its head enthusiastically before charging up a steep path.
"Wait up, you little dragon!" Amber yelled, and the group picked up the pace.
Shiru was standing in front of a rip identical to the one they had found in his former palace. Moon breathed a sigh of relief. "We're lucky. It wasn't a dead end."
"Where will this one take us?" Ryou asked.
"We're not sure." Angelcake responded, gazing at the rip. "But I think that we should go. One should never linger in Dimensional Passageways. If you do, you could end up forgetting who you are or getting hopelessly lost in the Cosmos."
Ichigo was getting a little frazzled at how easy it was to die in this place, but follwed the Gatekeepers through the tunnel nonetheless. The ground spun violently, there was a bright flash of multicolored light that flickered for several seconds, and then she hit the ground.
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The mew girls had never seen anything quite like it. They were in the middle of what looked like an overly elegant castle. It was pure gold and shinning so brightly and harshly and Ichigo had to shield her eyes. It was pretty, but the main thing that caught the eye was the people.
The girls were flawless. They all had creamy, smooth skin that had no deformities. Each girl seemed to smell different, which made Pai wonder if they were all using different kinds of scented shampoo. The mixture of all those perfect scents was giving him a splitting headache. The girl's eyes were all unusual colors, ranging from red to gold. They were all curved and sexy-looking, as if they had stepped off a magazine cover.
The guys looked equaling amazing, only they were all perfectly proportioned and looked like they had walked out of GI Joe and into real life.
Despite this, Moon and the other Gatekeepers all groaned. They looked troubled, and were all on guard. Moon's hand was hovering over her sword hilt. Destiny and Gemini were looking around warily at the residents, and Angelcake, Amber, Mika, Mew and Musica made a protective circle around the mews, aliens, Ryou and Keiichiro.
"What's wrong?" Ichigo asked.
"Who are these gorgeous people?" Mint backed the question up.
"This is not good, this is not good at all." Gemini muttered, tensed from head to toe and continued to speak without turning around. "There is just so many of them. We must have found one of their breeding grounds. It could be a different fandom entierly, although the TMM one is pretty sue-ridden itself..."
"Hello? What are you talking about, Gemini?" Kish hissed.
"We are in the belly of the beast. Metaphorically, at least, but still." Destiny shook his head. "I had no idea there was so many of them."
"To answer you question," Moon said in a very soft tone of voice. "We are trapped in the Kingdom of the Mary-Sues."
End Chapter
Duh Duh Duuuuuh! And I'm leaving it there! I'm sorry if you're dissapointed that its short, but it was a filler to get from one arc of this story to the next. I promise that the next chapter will be longer; heck I'm going to try to make all my chapters longer from this point on. Be prepared for action as we face off against the terrors of the Mary-Sues!
...Wow, five updates in a row in the last hour. I am on a roll! Yahoo! Take that, writer's block! You can't hold me now!
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