Haninozuka Mitsukuni jumped around the room with the happiest of looks on his face as he swung Usa-chan around and around. It was a perfect day in his world when he got to spend time at school, eat cake, and make all the pretty girls squirm with delight. He was even more hyped up on that particular day because someone had left him a bubblegum flavored lolly on his desk during lunch. Haninozuka loved sweets.
"Takashi?" The petite blond sang as he jumped off the sofa and onto his cousin's back. "Where do you think Haru and Hika-chan are?"
"I don't know." Came the stoic reply.
"It's not like them to be late." The shorter of the two replied. "I think Tama-chan is having a nervous breakdown." He pointed to Suou Tamaki, who was about ready to implode in a corner.
"Relax boss." Kaoru said with an impish twang. "I know for a fact that Hikaru didn't run off with Haruhi or I would be with them."
"You disgusting twins." Tamaki cried out with over-exaggeration. "What has happened to my little girl?"
Kaoru rolled his eyes and went over to the sofa Hunny had previously been jumping on. It was too early in the day for this crap.
"Tamaki, I have reason to believe that any moment your 'daughter' as you so eloquently call her will be walking through that door. So why don't you stand up and act like an adult for a change." Kyouya deadpanned.
"Your words are like a sword being shoved into my breast Kyouya. How can you be so heartless when my daughter is missing?"
With that little burst of insanity the missing daughter walked in and spoke.
"I am not missing and I am not your daughter senpai." She had Hikaru and Kasanoda in tow arguing over how many pieces of tart each member of the host club should have.
"Haruhi!" Tamaki cried out in joy as he ran toward her, only to get pushed to the wayside as she sidestepped and let him crash into Hikaru. The two hosts fell into an unceremonious pile on the floor.
"Wow boss, I had no idea you were into this?" Hikaru giggled when he realized Tamaki's face was planted firmly in his crotch.
Tamaki sputtered, stood up, and huffed before passing out onto the floor.
"I think Tama-chan needed a nap." Hunny stated from his perch atop Mori.
"I think Tama-chan has been reading too many Yaoi manga." Hikaru grinned evilly before walking toward his brother. "But he can never have me there, or anywhere else. The only one allowed to touch me and make me feel that burst of energy is you Kaoru."
"Oh Hikaru." The younger twin coddled his brother.
"Cut the crap guys, there are no customers here to see this shit." Haruhi snapped as she helped the semi-conscious Tamaki to his feet.
"Who says we're acting?" Both asked slyly.
Kasanoda, who was all but forgotten for a spell, walked over to Morinozuka and pushed a plate of desserts into the older boy's face.
"My cousin made these. I thought you could use them Morinozuka-sama." Ritsu babbled.
"Oh, what are they?" Hunny grinned as he reached down to grab one and pop it into his mouth. "Oh yummy! Those are good."
"She said they taste better with ice cream."
"Then we need ice cream!" The hyper blond shouted at the top of his lungs.
Mori walked his tiny cousin to the host club storerooms to find some ice cream.
"Where is your cousin Kasanoda-kun?" Kyouya asked. There were already pictures of the girl on his computer.
"She went home, I hope."
"You should invite the princess here next time." Tamaki said immediately turning into the host club king.
"She's not really a princess senpai."
"Nonsense, all girls are princesses, no matter what others say about them." The dramatics of the Tamaki taking effect as he pranced around the room. "I request you bring her here next time so we can be properly introduced."
Kasanoda didn't think that was going to happen. Still, he wanted to try to help his cousin so he nodded his head silently.
"We have ice cream!" Hunny shouted as he raced into the room carrying a carton of vanilla. "I can't wait to have another one."