First assignment: sex
The couples walked in their 'classroom' only to find it empty. Their 'teacher' was no where to be found. They decided to sit and wait for him, since there wasn't much else to do. When he finally arrived they were talking about movies they've seen. There was a woman with purple hair, gold cat-like eyes, and brown skin, walking in behind.
"Who's that" Grimmjow asked
"Grimm" Ichigo whined
"What, I wanna know"
"This is Yoroichi Shihion, she is our expert in relationships of all kinds we call her our sexpert" Kisuke explained
"This is one sexy group of men" she said loudly" Hey you with the red hair, I saw you getting out of the pool last night, hot damn, why do you wear a shirt. You are one sexy man I've never seen any one look as good as you. You wanna get together later tonight"
"Um, miss Shihion" Renji started
"Just call me Yoroichi" she said
"Yoroichi, thank you for telling me I look good, I know, I work out everyday, but I have a boyfriend and..."
"I know and it looks like he's getting pretty angry, which means I've done my job"
"What job"
"Making him care enough to get angry"
"Oh" Renji turned to look at Byakuya and indeed he was getting angry "That makes a lot of sense"
"I know" she said as she took her seat next to Kisuke
"Hey can you tell me how good I look" Grimmjow asked, Ichigo rolled his eyes
"Tch. No"
"Why not"
"Because Ichigo knows your hot and he also knows your not going anywhere"
"What if I was thinking about it" he said trying to challenge her knowledge
"Your not because you love him to much to leave and even if you tried to leave he would kick your ass faster than you can say its over"
"How do you know that"
"Cause I'm a genus"
"I think that's enough Yoroichi" Kiske said "Good morning"
Every one mumbled good morning, but Starrk flicked him off.
"You have to excuse Starrk, you woke him up pretty early" Shinji explained while he played in the mop of messy brown hair sitting in his lap
"I'm sorry Starrk, but whats more important your relationship or sleep"
Starrk groaned and turned his head in Shinji's lap to look at Shinji "Blondie?" Shinji laughed and leaned down to kiss him
"Now for our first assignment, sex"
"Yes" Grimmjow and Ichigo cheered "That's what we know the most"
"Which is the most affectionate" Kisuke said as if the out burst never occured.
All the couples pointed to that same couple.
"What?"Ichigo said in astonishment
"You two are overly affectionate" Renji deadpanned
"No, we're not. Are we?" Ichigo said
"Yes, you are" Shinji added in "I'm a stripper and me and Starrk don't kiss nearly as you two do"
Ichigo turned to face Grimmjow "Do...we...are we really overly affectionate"
"I didn't want to say anything but yea"
"What, why didn't you say anything"
"Why would I, I love kissing you"
"But.."
"Don't worry about it, babe" He kissed him "I still love you"
Ichigo laughed "You'd love me forever" He kissed him
"They're at it again" Renji said as soon as he saw tongue
When they stopped kissing they had shit-eating grins on they're faces and quietly whispered I love you. "Ok so maybe we do kiss a lot" Ichigo finally admitted"Whats wrong with that"
"Nothing" Kisuke said "but if that's all you have then there's a problem, which leads us back to this assignment, sex"
"Yay"everyone cheered
"There will be none of it"
"Oh my god, I can't breathe" Grimmjow said
"It'll be ok" Yoroichi said
"No it won't did you hear what he just said"
"This whole trip" Nnoitra asked
"No"
"Thank god"
"This week"
"What" Shinji said
Renji raised his hand "What about oral"
Everybody turned to look at Kisuke "No sex at all"
"I think I need go outside"
"What about hand jobs" Shinji asked
"No"
"Oh my god, Starrk what are we gonna do, Starrk you aren't sad about this"
"I never got off the plane this is all a bad dream" Starrk said
"You will be fine" Yoroichi said
"You don't know that" they said in unison
"Ok, what is the longest amount of time you have gone without sex with each other"
"Of any kind" Shinji asked
"Twleve hours" Grimmjow said in Ichigo's lap
"Excluding that year we broke up, a day and a half" Shiro said
"Three days and that was because Starrk pissed me off and I slept in a different room" Shinji said
"Two days and that's because my temper got the best of me" Renji said
"That's really bad"Yoroichi said
"I know, three days is a long time" Shinji said
"No, all of your relationships revolve around sex. What about emotions"
"What about emotions, sex makes you happy" Grimmjow said
"It also causes problems"
"It solves all my problems" Starrk said
She shook her head, knowing this was going to be harder than she hoped it would. "Class dismissed"
"Wait" Kisuke said holding up his hand "I want you to write down what you see in the mirror on a piece of paper. Don't share them with any one else but yourself. You will turn them in tomorrow but I will not read them, understand."
"Yea whatever" they all mumbled as they walked out the door
After class everyone decided to go to the small bar located at the beach.
"I don't know what I'm gonna do, without sex I'm nothing" Grimmjow complained
"I know how you feel, sex is the only thing that keeps us sane" Nnoitra added
"All I'll be doing is eatin', if I ain't fuckin' I'm eatin' or sleepin', and I can't sleep without fuckin'" Starrk said
"Oh, look a hula hoop" Shinji yells from across the beach
"I'll just have to meditate and invision Renji's body doing the things I want him to do to me"Byakuya said
"I might have to do that" Nnoitra added
"I don't think that will work for me, every time I close my eyes I see..." Starrk looked over to see what Shinji was doing and unfortunately for him he was just in time to watch him move his hips round and round in circle trying to keep the hula hoop on his hips "I'll be right back" he said as he got up, walked over o where Shinji was hula hooping, grabbed his arm and begun to drag him to the bathroom, until the P.A. system came on and Kisuke's voice came through.
"Breaking to rules will only result in being sent home and there are no refunds"
"Fuck" Starrk yelled letting go of Shinji's arm and walking in to the bathroom by himself.
This is going to be harder than he thought.
I know this is really short but i though up how I'm going to line this story up, I'm going to do the assignment first then in the next chapter I'll tell you how the week went for the boys. that sound good
Don't forget to review and I love you
Sorry it took so long but band is kicking my ass, these stories should come faster around November (hopefully, cross your fingers)