Chapter 5 Explaintion I would like one

Punk's POV

By the time that the show came around almost every guy in the back had either heard or met Raven which of course meant that she was now talk of the locker room. They all just gossiped about her as we got changed, it was like I wasn't even there. I stayed calm about their mindless jibba-jabba, mainly because it wasn't exactly mean or offending, it was the just same typical bullshit you would expect from men. The size of her rack and what exactly was wrong with her. To me, there was nothing wrong with Raven but then again I was used to Charlie and Sarge.

"So Punk what is wrong with her?"

I narrowed my eyes "There is nothing wrong with Raven, Cena"

He gave that laugh that made me want to strangle him "You know what I mean Punk"

I played oblivious, "No John I don't know what you mean. Please explain what you mean"

"Ok why did she go off on a random tangent when we met?"

"She does that."

"He means why is she insane" Jack Swagger cut in. Note to self; knock him the fuck out. "She just starts talking to herself and changing right in front of us"

"Its almost as though she has MPS" I said obviously. Of course they all looked at me wanting to know what the hell that meant, as always it was the nerdy side of Evan Bourne that filled them in.

"Multiple Personality Syndrome. It basically means that the person affected has one or more personalties"

"In Raven's case she has two. Charlie and Sarge." I chuckled lightly "I like Sarge, Sarge is cool"

"So in other words she has voices in her head"

I shook my head, having a voice in your head and a split personalty were two different things. "No. voices stick in your head. Personalties come out so everyone can see them. They are all different. Pretty much in a nutshell its three people sharing one body"

They seemed happy with that and finally they stopped talking about her. After I was changed I went to find Raven, I had no idea just what she was going to do for her debut, knowing Sarge it was going to good.

"Hey Venom"

Her eyes shone as she looked at me in my wrestling gear "Yay! Your half naked!"

I had to laugh "Only for you Charlie"

"Yay! I'm special!" "Seriously calm down" "No!"

"So you know I told everyone about you, they all know about Charlie and Sarge"

Raven shrugged, not really caring about the fact that everyone knew about her MPS "Well it saves me doing it. After this do you wanna go for burgers?"

"Sure then we can have a beer"

She just laughed "You don't drink remember"

"I don't, but evil CM Punk does"

"Oh your funny" "He has an evil side?" "No he's being a douche Charlie" "You know if it didn't hurt me as well Raven, I'd slap you"

I wrapped an arm around her neck, just feeling her skin beneath me was like heaven. "So what are you going to do for your debut?"

She looked at me thoughtfully "I don't know, perhaps I will go and say hello to the announce team, might smack Michael Cole, hit on Josh Mathews and then possibly eat some nachos"

"Why are you hitting on Josh Mathews?" After she said that everything else went out the window.

Raven shrugged "He's pretty. Anyways the show is about to start and I have to say hello to Michael Cole with my left fist. Or maybe its the right, who knows these days." She gave me a smile before heading out to the ring. No doubt everyone was going to wonder what the hell. I was more angry that she had her sights on another guy. Hopefully, her MPS will scare Josh Mathews right away from her.

Just before the anoucement of the first match Raven headed out to the ring, everyone staring and puzzled as to who she was and why she was making her way to the ring. Weirdly enough most of them cheered her, possibly because she was smiling. Instead of walking around the ring, she just went in one side and out the other. Smiling and slightly shaking she went straight to the annouce team. No doubt, King and Cole didn't know what to do or say. Raven took a seat next to King and put on some headsets.

"Hello good people" Raven beamed getting comfortable, "How are you going?"

"Uh who are you?" King asked puzzled and confused, this was not a part of the show. If it was then someone had really messed up the communication line.

"I'm Venom, RAW's newest Diva"

"And why are you out here?" Cole asked annoyed, the show had started and he didn't want another person out there with them, King was enough.

"I got bored, came to visit. Hey do you guys have mega-drive out here?"

"Venom this is the announce table, its where we call matches"

"So what you don't have mega-drive?"

"No Venom, we don't have mega-drive"

"This announce table is lame" "Sarge, quiet. No one was speaking to you"

King shot her a look, perhaps this wouldn't be so bad and it may make things a little more interesting. Raven watched as Christain was announced, she had no idea who was wrestling, hell she wasn't even meant to be out here.

"Ewww skinny, way too skinny for a guy" "I thought you liked blondes Charlie?" "No I like a man that doesn't have toothpicks for legs"

"How dare you say that about Christain" Cole snapped while King laughed. He was starting to like her.

"Cole if you don't be quiet I'll let Sarge punch you in the mouth"

"Who may I ask is Sarge?" King asked as his opponant, Sheamus was announced. Raven didn't answer, Charlie had taken over again.

"Check out the hot ginger!" Charlie gushed waving her hands around trying to gain his attention. Sheamus just continued on as normal, but he saw her. He fought like mad trying not to laugh. King laughed "I don't think anyone has ever called the Celtic Warrior Sheamus, hot"

"Sheamus you say?"

"Yeah"

"Remind me King, I must get his phone number"

"Ok Venom"

"I don't want it King, Charlie does" "Are you saying Venom that he isn't attractive?" "Not even a little bit but I will admit his hair is awesome" "Yeah its so red"

For the rest of the match Venom was quiet but her eyes never lost that sparkle, King guessed that was "Charlie" After Sheamus was announced the winner Venom jumped up so fast she gave King a fright. "Yay the hotty won!"

"Venom settle down!" King laughed

"Do you think he'll shake my hand?"

Before he could answer, Venom took off to the ring again. Sheamus had no idea what to do as he spied the young girl getting into the ring. Putting her hands up in defence she smiled gently. She just hoped that he wouldn't kick her in the face because if she got kicked because of Charlie she was going to quit.

"What are you doing?" Sheamus managed to get out, she whispered something that would of bought out that blush if his white skin could show something like that. He lent in thinking she was going to whisper in his ear instead she kissed his cheek lightly before skipping from the ring.

"What was that about?" King asked stunned. Raven raked her hands though her long hair clearly disturbed

"Seriously you had to do that?" "Yes! Now I is a happy Charlie!" "Do you realise what you just did Charlie? You made us look cheap!" "No! Beth Phoenix is cheap, Natalaya is cheap, we are just friendly to gingers"

"That makes no sense"

"Believe me King, I know" Raven rolled her eyes "Nothing ever makes sense with me anymore, I used to make sense...back then"

"Back when?"

"During nineteen-fifty four"

"Right..."

Luckily (in a way) the Diva's of Doom, Beth and Natalaya made their way down to the ring omitting nothing but boo's from without the arena. Raven rolled her eyes again as Cole started to go on about how great they were, somewhere in there she heard that she was jealous because she was a freak and they were perfect Divas. They grabbed a microphone each and started talking about the other Divas and how they were nothing but easy tramps. Halfway through their little speil Raven's eyes grew dark. Venom was fine to sit there and listen to their crap, she was still feeling a little jet lagged however Sarge was getting annoyed, you should never annoy an ex army sergent. Ever. Raven got up again and grabbed a chair, Sarge didn't give a flying fuck about rules or storylines or even the well being of other Divas. Sliding into the ring she smacked Nattie right across the back, everyone cheered loudly as Nattie slumped to the canvas, Beth quickly getting out of there. Staring and shrieking at Raven. She picked up the microphone not sure about the words that were going to come from her mouth.

"Why don't you two sluts shut your mouths, no one wants to listen to your crap" They cheered louder, finally someone other than Punk was saying what everyone was thinking. She smiled again bouncing on the heels of her feet, Charlie was back. "Don't feel bad this just makes you number one" Venom pulled a can of black spray paint from bottom of her pants and painted a large one on her back. "And now I'm bored"

The commercial came and Raven was finally able to escape, hopefully thats what her grandfather meant when he said "Do what you do best"