Chapter 12 Wagers of all kinds
Randy's POV
I was still a tad disappointed about Raven leaving so soon, I practically had her and then she left. I hated it that she left but I knew some way I would get her, it had become my challenge for the week. When I saw her finally come in the arena she looked like she had been up all night possibly fighting with herself.
"Morning Raven"
She looked at me slightly uncomfortable "Hi, about last night"
I waved it aside "Nothing exciting happened. I had a shower, did some "manly" things, then went back to the hotel and slept and now here we are"
She looked so relieved that I didn't bring that kiss up. She needed to be relaxed so my plan could work. "Thanks Randy."
"I know what its like, being new and all. All your embarrassments are public until a new rookie comes in"
"So who's throat did you shove your tongue down?"
"Ah Triple H," I said dreamily making her laugh. She had a soft giggle that made the goosebumps appear again. Luckily I was wearing a jersey.
"That is just so wrong"
"Didn't feel wrong at the time"
"Ok stop! or I'll start thinking your serious"
"Ok wanna move on and be friends?"
"From what I hear you don't play well with others"
"I've been talking to the voice and we've decided that your an exception"
"Yay! He's not mad at me!" "He isn't but I still am" "I said I was sorry!" "Charlie just let her calm down" "But Sarge she's gonna be mad forever and all because I lost control"
"You know what I think" I started, I had no idea if this was a good idea because already she had won the competition about who was more insane but I knew what it was like to be fighting with yourself, it could tear you apart and then you end up worse than when you started.
"What?"
"I think you should forgive Charlie, your stuck with her for a long time Raven, its always better if you get along besides its the normies that are the enemy. This is what they want" Why are you telling her our secret? She could of destroyed herself and then BAM your there for the taking For once in my life I ignored that voice.
Raven let out a sigh "Fine. Charlie your forgiven. I'm no longer mad" "Yay! Thank you Raven and thank you Randy" "You know Randal I like the cut of your jib, most of it is crap but I like the cut of your jib" "Anyways I'm needed in a meeting about some crap, I guess I'll see you later"
Again I had to watch her walk away and the urge to grab her only became stronger. I could only hope I did see more of her. I wanted to see all parts of her. While she had her meeting I went to the main locker room. Thankfully it was only John there as always reading a magazine. I swear at times he was the biggest nerd in the locker room.
"Hey Cena"
"Hey" He didn't look up from his magazine straight away as I put my stuff away. Suddenly he looked up thoughtfully "Hey if Raven is three people in one body should we refer to her as Divas instead of Diva?"
I just looked at him, seriously sometimes he was so...normal. It disgusted me to a point, don't get me wrong he was my closet friend but it still disgusted me that he was so normal.
"Seriously John?"
He gave me that famous Cena smile that for some reason made the teenage girls scream with joy. "Think about it, three people one body, I think we should refer to her as Divas"
"Ok John whatever you say"
"So any luck yet?"
I shook my head, usually I would share my conquests with him, every dirty detail but I didn't want him knowing about that kiss, so far it was my own dirty secret. "Not yet but its still early days"
"I have an idea its crazy but go with me, how about you don't sleep with this one"
I just laughed "Thats just stupid, seriously how could someone as smart as you come up with something that stupid"
"Well I would be careful because according to my sources, Punk is on the warpath. He is looking for any excuse to hurt you and I'm picking that sleeping with his best friend then dumping her would push his buttons"
I just shrugged "I'm not doing anything wrong"
"Yet. Yet being the operative word"
"Ok so maybe I will wind up hurting her but I still say its justifyed"
"How is that justifyed?"
"Did you forget what he did?" I growled, even after all this time it still hurt and cut deep. He ruined my life so I would ruin his, even if I had to go through Raven.
"Oh that" John said solemnly before brightening "You know as crazy as she is I say that you can't get her. You know what they say, the crazies are always the smartest"
"I bet I could have her naked in a week"
John looked at me thoughtfully, he didn't agree with what I did to the girls but he just loved to gamble. "How much?"
"A hundred dollars"
"Done"
I felt very confident in my abilities to get her into bed, there was only one problem, why did I have guilt settling in my stomach?
Punk's POV
Anger. Disappointment. Sadness. It all welled in my gut as I waited for Raven, I had heard all about what had happened between them. She had fallen for his crap and his pathetic stunt. How could someone so smart fall for something so obviously stupid. I let out a sigh, I knew it wasn't Raven that had fallen it was Charlie which was why she was so mad. I had to stop it but there wasn't really much I could do without losing her, I wasn't her abusive boyfriend or controlling sister so I couldn't exactly tell her to stay away from him, if only a lightening bolt would hit him straight in the face, he wouldn't be pretty then. My only hope was Sarge would hate him immensly then Raven would stay away, she seemed to listen to Sarge more than she did anybody. Possibly because Sarge was a tad scary, she was the scary part of Raven, that unpredictable almost unstoppable side. Finally she came out looking immensly pleased with herself.
"Guess what I'm doing tonight Punk-man" She grinned at me as we started to walk down the corrider. Her slender tattooed arm linked in my large tattooed one.
"I have no idea"
"I'm going to be in a bikini contest"
I just looked at her "Are you serious?"
"What? You don't think I'm pretty enough to be in a contest like that?"
"Raven I think your the most beautiful Diva here, your the most beautiful woman anywhere but bikini and you don't really mix"
"Firstly; thank you, your very sweet and secondly I could do it, I've prooved that I'm strong and insane now I have to proove that I'm pretty"
"Why?"
"You know I don't know, it was Sarge's idea to agree and I wanted to get away from that creepy prick so I just said ok"
"Fair enough" As we passed by Orton's locker room I saw her eyes linger for a moment, she was already falling. I had to do something even if that meant her getting mad again. I didn't want her to know what I knew but sadly it had to be said, hopefully she would see I was just trying to help.
"Raven theres something I have to tell you"
"Are you leaving the Beatles?" She asked seriously, she said that my new haircut made me look like one of those sixties guys.
"Yes." I said seriously "Raven I know what happened last night between you and Orton"
"And that was?"
"You made out. Thats why you were so mad at Charlie, she fell for his crap"
"Did he tell you that?" "I knew I should ripped his tongue outta his mouth when I had the chance"
"No he didn't tell me, Charlie did"
"Charlie!" "What? I couldn't help it, it just sorta slipped out" "Thats ok I guess" She rolled her eyes "So what have you got to say on the subject"
Its like she was waiting for me to start yelling and screaming at her foolishness. "Raven I overheard something that you may wanna hear"
"Well spill, the suspense is killin me"
"He has a bet on you with John Cena, he bets a hundred dollars that he can fuck by the time this week is out"
"Hmmmm" She pursed her pouty lips together clearly thinking. "Randal must die! How dare he treat us like one of his whores! I am a war veteren damnit! He will not disrespect all I have done for this country!" "Why would he be so mean? He was so kind and now he's just being a jerk?" "Ladies quiet, I'm thinking"
"Venom?" Sarge was scary, I admit but it was Venom that you really didn't want to piss off. She could get vicious, plain and simple. She could hurt you in ways that you couldn't even think of.
"We have two options, we could confront him and then kill him. But that would get messy and you would get fired and Storm can't be our lawyer this week because she can't fly because she's pregnant, you would wind up in prison and possibly get ass-fucked and thats a road you don't wanna go down Punk because according to Izzy, your ass would be perfect for prisoners"
"So whats the second option?"
She smiled deviously "We could have a little fun with him"
"Fun how?"
"I'm not sure yet but off the top of my head I'm thinking something along the lines of driving him crazy"
"He's already crazy"
Raven shook her head "No he's not. He's cold and callus and selfish but he ain't insane"
"You don't think he hears that voice in his skull"
"Oh no he hears it but that doesn't make him crazy Punk, it just means his consious is very active. You want crazy? I'm crazy, the state has the paperwork to proove it"
"Ok so you want to drive him insane?"
"Think about it Punk, he doesn't realise what its like to be on the woman side of things when it comes to his bed habits so maybe I could introduce him to what its like being on the crazies side of things" She laughed like an evil genius "He don't know the definition of insane"
"Raven I know I should be the voice of reason so here's my best shot, you don't want to get on the wrong side of Randy. He would have no problem hurting you"
"And Iziah would have no problem shooting him in the head and taking the consequences"
"Ok so how much do you wanna bet?"
"Oh I'm not betting, I'm gonna do this for fun"
"How exactly are you going to go about this process of driving him crazy."
"I don't know yet, I'm thinking of using all my skills to get inside his head and fucking around with it. I am a master of that remember"
I just laughed "I take it that your gonna have a lot of fun with this."
"Sure and you can help"
"How?"
"Just keep warning him away from me, the more you tell him no, the more he's gonna want me and then he's free for me to toy with"
"Your quite evil you know that"
She gave me the sweetest smile "Who me?"
