A/N: Wow, lots of reviews...me likey ALOT! Just like I like Rosalie! Read and review..please!

Shadowcub, queenred12, Sarcasm110011, and Nikkirosalie: Thank you for following so many of my stories. It's nice to hear from some of my loyal readers.

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Can I Get a Big Fuck You?

This party is wack for several reasons. One being the fact that all the girls in here are dressed and act like a freaking Barbie, and the other reason is the fact that every other song is TEACH ME HOW TO FUCKIN DOUGIE! I literally want to blow my brains out every time I hear it. Its wack and one of the gayest songs I've ever heard, but you wanna know who makes it ultra gay? Edward, that's who! I mean does he really have to do that shit right in front of me? And then his tight ass dick cutter don't make it any better. What the fuck is the world come to!

I've been sitting against this wall for the past thirty minutes or so, trying to enjoy my current state of extreme highs, induced by a certain "herbal" supplement. But unfortunately ,my attempts to rid my mind of a certain blond bimbo bitch, who shall not be named have failed. I've smoked about two to three joints, and had about three beers; I feel like I'm on mars right now. No, I feel like Winnie the pooh; I just keep seeing Heffalumps and Woozles. But no matter how wasted I get, those Heffalumps and woozles always seem to have Cuntalie's face. I swear that bitch is like Herpes…SHE NEVER GOES AWAY!

"I mean really Leah, who the fuck does that bitch thinks she is! I tell that cunt I fuckin like her and she basically shits on my face!" I really can't tell you what I'm going on about right now, 'cause I'm so far go at this point.

"Bella, I swear to god. If you don't shut the hell up about Rosalie, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you! I mean, god, you've been at for like ten minutes straight...and you're totally blowing my high right now!"

Alright, I wasn't talking about that much! Okay, maybe just a little bit, but I can't help it. She did this shit to me and Besides, it's gotta be better than our usual conversations. The ones I like to call our "nonsense convo's" because every time we get high, we end up talking about some bullshit. Like my favorite, the conversation about how cavemen discovered pussy. I mean, I genuinely thought it was a great topic, because really, how the hell did they know where to put it? Leah says that it's just written in a guys DNA and that they just know, but I say fuck that. You can't tell me that they didn't stick it in every hole they could find. Hell, they probably even tried to stick in the chicks eye for all I know. And then there were the conversations about which celebrities we would fuck. I would always be the dumbass and let Leah pick between the hot chicks, like Sarah Shahi, Nikki Reed, and Kristen Stuart, but Leah would always be an asshole and give me a choice between the ugly broads. That's real fucked up, giving me the option between Oprah, Kirstie Allie and Joan Rivers! Really? Joan Rivers? Sorry, but my choose is and will always be Oprah, twenty chins in all! Shit, I'd probably marry that bitch! Better watch out Gail!

I laughed in recollection of our fun little "past times", which earns me a few weird looks from Alice and Leah.

"Its official, Rosalie has completely shattered whatever brain cells she has left."

"Man, I'm so over her , Leah."

"Yeah, if you say so. But seriously, there's like hella girls in here right now. Just pick one and fuck em….anything to get you to shut up about what's her face. I mean, either work that shit out or shut the fuck up already!

"I'm serious , Lee! I'm over her for real!" She eyes me skeptically. "Dude, seriously! I'm so over her! I'm over the way she smells, those C.S.L lips, the way her ass sits in that dress.." Okay, even I felt a little thirsty by my confession, but I can't help it. Rosalie's a bitch, but she's a fine ass bitch!

"Right, 'cause you're so very clearly over her." She quips sarcastically.

"Oh, so now I'm lying? Okay, I'll prove it! You want me to go flip a bitch? Cause I'll go flip a bitch!" I stumble to my feet with a new found hope and switched my "flip-a-bitch" radar from off to seek and destroy. Because let's face it, somebody in here is gonna get massacred tonight...by me!

My eyes locked onto a nearby target; a brunette with a big dumb-ass booty and curves in just the right places. Her shit was like the sun, moon, and the stars; Astronomers would have a field day on that ass!

With as much swagger as I could muster, I walk right up to Miss New Booty, and just stare at her. Her back is facing me, and I guess her butter-face friends have gotten a little perturbed by my constant staring.

"Um, can I help you?" I'm a bit stunned at how soft her voice is and how good she looks.(Insert face here, because I'm a lazy fucker and I don't feel like describing the skank, lol.)

"Why yes, yes you can. I'll take a number one and a number two" I point to her not so cute friends. " A side of those titties and make sure you super size that ass." Alright, I know you guys are probably thinking that I was being stupid, and you probably think I deserved the three slaps and that cup full of piss warm beer, but I couldn't help it. That line usually works..but whatever.

I can hear a few set of giggles from behind me, and I already recognize two of them as Alice and Leah. Cunts! I'm not gonna lie. That did bruise my ego a bit, but I'm not giving up until I gets the booty! So with that fucked up mind set, I decide that its basically on to the next one.

"Hello, my name is fuck you, which is what I see myself doing in like five minutes."

SMACK!

"So, what time do you open?"

SMACK!

"Damn girl, you look like you could suck out my spine with them lips!" Okay, that actually hurt! She punched me right in the gut, making me double over in pain. But I did get a good look under her skirt and Surprise! No panties! "Those other lips don't look too bad either!" I say between gasps of air and I once again felt that warm liquid making its way onto my face.

I'm seriously thinking about just calling it quits, but hold on, I think I just found what I was looking for. There, standing on the opposite wall, is sex on legs. She's blond and she almost reminds me Cuntalie, and yeah, that should be a good enough reason for me to stay away but what can I say?

"So, you wanna fuck or what?" I think it's best to just get to the point.

"Excuse me?" Is this bitch deaf? I'm pretty sure I was more than a little clear.

"I said, would you...like to...go upstairs...get naked...and fuck?" This time I made sure to she heard what I said.

"What do you think I am...some kind of slut!"

"Uh yeah, yes I do think you're a slut. Now is that a yes or a no?" She scoffs as if she shocked, but her demeanor soon changes.

"Confident and straight to the point. I like that." Yeah, and I'd like to mess up that pretty little mouth of yours! "So, what's your name?" I'm really getting tired of this small talk bullshit! I'm just tryna fuck and suck, but this chick wants to play 21 questions!

"My friends call me pussy, as in monster. That's all you need to know."

"Pussy Monster, Huh? Wonder why they call you that." She replies, giving me a coy smile. Well, you wouldn't HAVE to wonder if you'd shut the hell up and get into one of those rooms! "Well," I begin, annoyance clear in my voice."They call me that, because I like to hide under beds and in closets, wait until you're asleep and then fuck you." She giggles like a school girl and gives my arm a small little slap, which is a clear sign that I'm already in there.

"Well, what do you wanna do?" What did I wanna do! Not only did I just reiterate what I wanted to do, but I basically said it in slow motion!

"Well, whatever your name is. I would like to mess up your vag and possibly your face."

"I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." She starts drawing slow, lazy patterns that leads from my forearm, and stops straight to the back of my neck, where she pulls me forward forces my lips onto hers.

I don't know how, but we manage to get upstairs and into one of the empty bedrooms.

"I don't usually do stuff like this." She says in between kisses as we both fumble with our clothing. Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night bitch! "You don't really think I'm a slut, do you?"She completely stops her ministrations and in the back of my mind, I just picture myself slapping her over and over again.

"Yeah, I do but...totally in a good way." It was most definitely a lie, but how else was I suppose to get things going again? I can see her debating this information as I continue to ravish her neck and shoulders.

"Oh, Okay!" Just like a freaking Barbie. We stumble backwards on top of the bed with me hovering over her and in between her legs; both of our pants discarded. Our lips collide with a wet "smack" as I fondle her flesh, and my hips automatically glide over her pelvic area in seek of friction. And it feels good, but I need more. I practically rip open her shirt, and luckily for me she isn't wearing a bra. I waste no time in going to work on those apricot tits. She moaning like crazy and grabbing my ass, making me grind into her harder.

Vicky, my vagina, is still clad in her little boy shorts, but she can still feel the heat coming off the chick below me. I shift a little, so that my right hand is at the apex of her thighs, and I take the hem of her thongs and slide them down her legs. I take my time in discovering just how warm her little snatch is. My hand glides over her small patch of hair and stops right at that pool of wetness.

"Man, you're like a slip-n-slide down here." I'm trying so hard to control my breathing but the sounds and her smell is making it so hard for me.

"Is that a good thing?" She says just before I pinch her clit, making her cry out . Was it a good thing? Was the invention of brownies a good thing? Hell yes! "Oh yeah, it's a fuckin great thing!" I tease her bit, gliding my hands around lazily, and getting everything nice and wet before I enter her. The first thing I notice is that she's unbelievably tight, like super tight, which I wasn't really expecting. But it was the soft whimper and the sight of tears that really caught me off guard.

"What, what's the matter? Why are you crying?" She doesn't say anything, just silently cries. "Is it because of the whole slut thing? Look, don't worry about it...we're all sluts at one point in time. Hell, I'm a major slut!"

"No, it's not that. It's just...I'm a bit tender. It is my first time you know?"

I sat there for a moment, just staring off into to space and trying to figure if I truly just heard her correctly. Did she just say what I think she said?

"I'm sorry. Could you repeat that, because I thought I just heard you say you were a virgin?" My face is calm, but in the inside I'm freaking out. I mean, I've never taken anybody's virginity. That's kind of taboo for me, because from what I've seen and heard , virgins tend to get a little clingy. I've seen it so many time with Leah and Emmet, and I realize that I'm contradicting myself since I did say that I want to get into o Angela's pants, who is still a virgin, from what she tells me. But Angela is different. Why is she different? It's simple, I like Angela, whereas I don't even know , nor do I care for this bitch. So, I'd rather have a clinging Angela rather than a some random clingy broad.

"You're joking, right?" My voice is pleading, desperate even, but the look on her face tells me that's she not joking. She serious. Dead fucking serious. But just to make sure she isn't pulling some sick ass joke, I put my finger at eye level and visibly cringe at the sight of blood.

SHIT! No! FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, MOTHERFUCKER, CUNT BAG, WHORE, MAN-GINA, FUCKIN FUCKITY FUCK!

"WHAT THE FUCK? This can't be happening...you can't be a fuckin virgin...right! That shirt, pants, and that thong has FUCK ME written all over it!" I'm rambling now. "I mean, WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING BEFORE!" She opens her mouth to say something but I just cut her off. "No, you know what? don't say anything...just stay the hell away from me!"

"Oh, so what? You just wanted to get into my pants!"

"UH YEAH! I TOLD YOU WHAT I WANTED FROM THE JUMP!" I could tell she's scared, so I try taking a few breaths to calm my nerves. "Look, whatever you're name is..."

"-Its Nessie."

"Right, Nessie. I'm sorry, Okay? I'm not tryna be a douche or anything, but my whole day has literally just been shit. I'm sexually frustrated and all I wanted was a quick suck and fuck...that's all. But this...you being a virgin is too much. It's too much responsibility and I don't have time to hold your hand."

"I should have known girls were no different! You're just like my boyfriend!"

"Look, I don't know what you were expecting, but this was obviously a mistake..." She cut my speech short when she threw her fuckin hooker boot at the side of my face.

"FUCK! BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK!"

"-GET OUT! GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT!" She starts throwing my clothes at me, and I'm just sitting there wondering how this bitch is trying to throw me out of a room that isn't even hers.

"Wow Bella, you look like shit! Am I right to assume she fucked you good?"

"No! For one, I don't get fucked, I do the fucking...or at least in this particular situation, but whatever. And two, that bitch is crazy as fuck!"

"What, was she into that 'two girls and one cup' shit?"

"Fuck no! She's a fucking virgin..or at least she was."

"What! Are you serious? No fuckin way!" She starts laughing like the shits funny.

"Its not funny , Leah! Its serious!"

"I know, I know! I'm sorry!" She says in between fits of laughter."Its just a surprise. I mean, the boots..and the outfit? Yeah, that shit did not say virgin on it!"

"I know, right?" I just flipped out! And I do feel hella bad about it, especially since she was crying, but what the fuck? I get her all wet and ready and she lays that she on me?" I say, shaking my head in disbelief." And I'm still horney as fuck!"

"That sucks, but at least you know that she's clean."

"True. So, anything happen while I was gone?" Leah gives Alice a "look" and then eyes me warily.

"Well, nothing happen while you were gone...but something's definitely happening right now."

"What the hell does that mean?" She just nods her head, so I follow her gaze and I'm furious!

That fuckin ashy dick, man-bear is all up on my shit. He and Rosalie are practically fucking on the dance floor, and I know she doing it on purpose 'cause her eyes keep darting over to my direction. I watch in pure disgust and in a bit of lust as she grinds into his pencil dick. The site is enough to send me over the edge and I'm not even the one touching her.

Fuckin Beast wars better watch his sasquatch hands! But man, that shit is fuckin hot! I don't have a dick, nor do I want one but if I did, my shit would be hard as a rock. Hell, id be so hard, you'd practically see my shit from outer space!

"Look, it's obvious that you're not over her, so maybe you should go talk to her?"

"Fuck that! I'm not tal..."

"-Bella!" I immediately perk up at the sound of a familiar voice; something I've been waiting to hear all night.

"Heyyyy Ang!"

"-Wow, what the hell was that?"

"What?" I look towards Leah, who eying me with an amused look on her face.

"That, your voice just went up like ten octaves...not very smooth." She chuckles and my only response is to stick my tongue out at her.

"Oh, that's very mature."

"Whatever, I gotta go say hi to my boo." I waste no time in getting away from Leah, since I know she's gonna say something smart. I'm fully aware of a certain Blonde watching my every movement.

Two can play that game bitch!

A/N: Alright, so this chapter was suppose to be the last chapter and a bit longer, but my computer is acting a bit stupid, so I might have to either extend it later on or just make it into a new chapter. I might actually redo the whole thing and just make it longer depending on how I feel, idk.

C.S.L= Cunt sucking lips.

Yes, I do have names for my vagina, but Vicky is not one of them. Lol!

That whole "smack" scene is true. I do it occasionally when I'm drunk and I got slapped a couple of times, but let's just say that when it was all said and done, I was the one doing the slapping...in the sheets! Lmao! Its game that I like to call "slap em up". You guys should try it.