A/N: I'd like to thank everybody for their support, its most appreciated. Um I felt like I had been dicking you guys around for too long, so I wrote this chapter. Its was suppose to be longer but my brain isn't really functioning at the moment. And yes, I will update the Twisted games we play...they've been waiting a long time for that. I just ask that you be a bit more patient...don't really feel like dealing with the whole "relationship drama." Got enough of that already. And no, I'm not gonna kill myself for those who are wondering..just need some time. I'm single now, but on chill mode...so if you're looking to chill with..hit me up. Read and review..or don't, whatever.

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Let's play a Game

"Ang, heyyyy!" I immediately envelope her into a hug; she smells like cherries. "I was starting to think you stood me up." I say, pulling back slightly.

"Yeah, sorry. Work was kinda hectic. How are you? You look...royally fucked." She's giggling now and I can't help but smile in return.

"Oh, ya know. Rick Rossin it..not lovin these hoes." This earns another set of giggles and a weird look.

"Okayyyy, big meech...been whippin that work, huh?"

"Oh I stays whippin that work!"

"Righhhttt. That's uh...very gangsta of you."

"I know, right?" I give a cheeky grin to which she mirrors.

We fall into idle conversation, just catching up on everything and nothing. I'm doing my best to ignore Rosalie, who's eyes keep shifting this direction every so often. She's still listening to grizzly Adams, who's talking about something wack, no doubt. She knows I'm watching which is why she's openly flirting with that Taylor Launter reject. And then that fucker actually has the nerve to get bold! He's slowly moving the hand that was currently resting on her shoulder towards her thin waist.

"Bella!" I shake those very nice thoughts of me crushing his little baby nuts in my hand.

"Hmm? I'm sorry, what was that?" My eyes return to the very confused looking Angela. She turns her attention where my eyes had currently been glued and I assume she locks eyes with Rosalie, because she makes a"Tch" sound and glares at me.

"Alright." She begins; determination clearly written on her face. "What's going on with you and Rosalie?"

I try my hardest to keep the look of indifference on my face, but I can tell by the look she's giving me that I have failed...miserably.

"I don't know what you're talking."

"Really, Bella! I'm not stupid. You've been giving her "looks" ever since I got here!"

"Tch, whattt? I haven't been giving her...looks!"

"Mhmm. That's very convincing, Bella. She smiles and shakes her head. "You're so into her and you know it!"

"Gah! I'm not into...that! She's..she's ugly! And a twat-teasing little cunt!"

"Okay. Rosalie is alot of things..but ugly is not one of them."

"Whatever! Can we please stop talking about this, PLEASE?"

"Whatever you say, Bella. Wait, since Rosalie and Alice are here, does that mean Edwards here too?" I couldn't do anything but shake my head as she gave me look that I could only describe as hope. Angela Met the Cullen last year when she dropped off my birthday present; it was a book and that's so like her. Anyway, ever since then she's developed some weird infatuation with dick boy. I've told here plenty of times that he's gay but she just doesn't seem to get it.

"Yeah, he's here..and he's queer. Now can we please talk about something else...like us?"

"He's not gay! He may be a bit feminine but he's not gay...he's too cute!" I immediately wanted to throw up; cute and Edward to not mix.

"Angela, have you seen him lately? His walk? his style...his MOUTH! He's ultra, mega gay! She's giving me a skeptical look.

"I don't believe you...he just can't be!"

"Yeah well, why don't you ask his mouth? It's had plenty of conversations with Jaspers dick. She laughs and pushes me slightly. "I'm telling you he's gay, Ang. Infact, he's probably gurgling Jasper's ball as we speak."

"I'm still not buying it. I mean, I'd have to see it to believe it."

"Oh trust me, you don't wanna see it. I have..and it was the scariest thing I have ever seen."

"Scary?"

"Yeah. If you would have seen that..that overly gay twinkle in his eyes..and..and when Jasper was about to.." I turn away , putting my fist to my mouth as if I'm trying to hold back tears." I can't even speak of the atrocity," I sniffle and continue," I felt like I was becoming gayer and gayer with each passing moment that I stared into his rainbow eyes." I finally say, doubling over in laughter as she stares at me dumbly.
"You are such an ass" She smiles and shoves me a bit more.

"But seriously, Ang. What's up with me and you?"

"Absolutely nothing. That's what."

"Say whattt? Tch, Ang, why do we always play these little games?" She turns heard away shyly as I give her an intense stare; my left hand is busying itself against her thigh. Angela has this whole "shy and innocent" thing going on, but deep down I know there's a freak in there...and I'm tryna unleash it!

"I mean, you already know I like you. You've known for years. So we should just go upstairs and go half on a non-existent baby." Yeah, I went there.

She lets out this really crazy donkey laugh, which seems to get Rosalie's attention, along with everyone else's.

"You're mad funny, Bella. Butttt..it's not going to happen."

"And why not? I know you feelin me...both mentally and physically."

"You know why, Bella."

"Well, if you're gonna say Ben...then no, no I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh really? seems like you know EXACTLY what I'm talkin about."

"Mannnnn...FUCCCKKKKK BENNNN! He's a douche!"

"He's so not a douche!"
"Yeah huh! Anybody who isn't me is automatically a douche!"

"Wow, that's so grown up of you, Bella." She says sarcastically while giving a cheeky grin.

"I KNOW RIGHT!" Pretty soon I'll be going potty all by myself!"

"You're unbelievable"

"So I've been told, sweetness." I smile brightly. "Now, back to me..possibly smashing on you?"

"What part of Ben don't you understand?"

"Umm, the part where his dick isn't bigger than mines."

"Funny, Cause last time I checked...you don't have a dick.

What is it about today that has everybody doubting Bella Jr?

"Neither does Ben. Anddd I do so have a dick..and I guarantee if you let me fuck, whoever manages to pull it from your Vag..will automatically become the king OR queen of England."

And there's the weird donkey laugh.

"You're really on a roll tonight, huh?"

"Yeah, and I'd be on an even bigger roll if u get Na.."

"-Bella, don't you say it!"

"-ked.."

"No."

"Ugh! Look, I want you; you want me..so let's go half on a baby."

"Not gonna happen."

"Okay, what does he have that I don't?"

"You mean besides brain cells? Uhhh, I don't know...maybe a filter for any and everything perverted..you might wanna invest in one of those."

"Why have a filter, when all you gotta do is sit on my face? Then nothing will come out..well except for my tongue that is."

"I'm not even gonna comment on that one."

"Angela, just give me one night. ONE night of debauchery. And by debauchery I mean sex, and by sex I mean with me, and by with me I mean upstairs, and by upstairs I mean..."

"-Okay! I get it...but the answer is still no!"

"Why do you keep denying us what we both want? I'm tellin you, Ben aint got shit on me...he can't do what I do."

"Oh? And what's that, Bella?"

"Fuck ya so good, til yo pussy got no juice.." MY mind started running rapid as I begin debating whether or not I should continue young Weezy's great words of wisdom. And as if she could read my mind, Angela started singing along; our voices completely in synch as we sing our little tune.

"And ya cant produce, so you won't be needin that baby..cause all you really need is weezy eff baby!"

"God, I love you, Ang. You're always so much FUN!" I say as I try to calm myself.

"Good times..good times."

There was a pause. "Sooo, does this mean I'm gonna get to see your love faces?" That annoyed look was back. "I mean, if we're not gonna fuck...you can at least let me hump your leg?" I'm only half kidding about the hump thing; I just like getting her all frustrated. It's the asshole in me.

"Okay, I'm done." She attempts to get up but I grab her wrist and gently guide her into my lap.

"Alright, alright. I'm sorry...I'll be good."

"Ya know, if you put half this much effort into pursuing Rosalie...you'd probably have her by now." Here we go AGAIN!

"Are we seriously back to her again!"

"Yes, because I know you like her."

"Ugh, for the last time...IDONT LIKE HER! She's a.."

"-Cuntmangling whore? Yes, so you've told me...but you still like her."

"Angela..." I say warningly.

"Look me in the eye..right now and tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you don't like her." Better yet, let's play a game."

I sigh heavily; I just know that I'm not gonna like this "game."

"If you can look me in the eye and seriously tell me you don't like her. Then...we'll go make that "non-existent baby." I immediately perk up at the last statement. Maybe ill like this game after all?" But if you lie, and you know I'll be able to tell, then you lose and you'll have to go talk to her"

Umm yeahhh...we're just gonna pretend like I didn't say what I said earlier. I'm gonna hate this game.

"Alright..you're on. Butttt...you have to Bens a douche, andddd you have to agree that Edwards gay, if I win."

"Fine. You ready?" There's an amused look on her face and something else.

"Oh I was born ready...ready to get them panties that is!'

She turns a little bit more so that she facing me properly in my lap, but not in a perverted way. It's a shame really.

My heart is pounding in my chest and I can feel the sweat accumulating on my forehead. I can still see Rosalie from my peripherals; she still with Jake and I'm doin my best not to glance over there.

"So, Bella. Do you like Rosalie?"

A lump is forming in my throat way before she finishes her question. I feel the word trying to sink into my brain but I'm afraid my mind tends to wander under pressure. And right now its wandering towards Rosalie...a naked and moaning Rosalie to be exact. The only words I can think to say just spill from my mouth without warning.

"If you're sexy and you know it let me smash!"

The unmistakable look of confusion on Angela face tells me that I might have gave myself away.

"Oh my gosh, what?" She's laughing uncontrollably now and for the first in a very long time..I blush. "Never mind, I think I got my answer."

"Nuh huh! That doesn't even count..I never said I did or I didn't!"

"Alright, well tell me now then. Do you like her, Bella?" The more I stare into her eyes, the more I know that I can't possibly lie to her.

"Yes," I mumble with my head down shamefully.

"I'm sorry..what was that?" She's not even trying to hide the glee in her voice.

"Yes, okay! I like her1'

"I knew it! Ha ha, oh wow! You should really know better than to challenge me."

"Whatever. Edwards still gay."

"Ohhhhh, don't be such a sour puss! Now, when are you gonna talk to her..it has to be before the night over. Anddd that in about an hour or so? Better hop to it."

Great! Fuck my fuckin life! Why the fuck did I have to agree to this...oh, that's right, I HAD PUSSY ON THE BRAIN! UN-FUCKIN-BELIEVABLE.