-1" 'Dear Ben.'" giggled Ben. He was a bit happier now. He suddenly burst out laughing.
"Read it again, Ben!" laughed Gwen. She was in stitches.
" ' Dear Ben.'"
" ' Sorry about my previous abusive behaviour. I am sorry about treating you like a "snigger" dog! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY! Hee hee… wait, there's more… I have reconsidered my offer of us being wed… what the HELL! HAHAHAHAHA! Our previous engagement… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOHOOO! THIS GIRL'S A IDIOT! HMHWAHAHA! OOO…"
Ben was reading a letter from his previous crush, Kai. But, it didn't seem Kai was very good at romance letters.
"I will love you always, HAHAHAHAHA, I've written a poem, HOOHAHA, about our never-ending LOVE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! OOO, THAT'S RICH!" continued Ben.
"LIKE EDWIN!" joked Gwen.
"Yeah! Ha! Woo…. Ok, that's a wrap." finished Ben. While Ben and Gwen were joking around, a hidden menace was hiding in the bushes. A woman with, long, white hair and a pink and purple robe. She had a bag round her waist from which she could draw magical items, making her very powerful. This woman's name was Charmcaster.
A snake coiled itself around Charmcaster's leg without her noticing. When she did notice, she leaped into the air in fright.
"Charmcaster! You're going down!" yelled Ben. He twisted the Omnitrix to a shadow of a man with four arms instead of two. He slapped down on it. But there was one thing Ben forgot.
"I love you, Gwen!" yelled Fourarms, wrapping his arms around her.
"No, this isn't how it was meant to go! He's meant to be hugging me!" cried Charmcaster.
"What? OW! QUIT IT, BEN!" Gwen squealed.
"Never! I love you!" Fourarms declined.
Charmcaster threw a egg at Fourarms which hatched into a tiny chick. This chick started pecking Fourarms in the face.
"OW! That hurts! Don't worry, Gwen, I'll be fine! As long as I have the power of love, I'll…"
"Oh, Lord, help me…" whined Gwen.
The Omnitrix timed out, and Ben was stumbling about with a chicken in his face.
"AAAAAAAA!" screamed Ben. Then Charmcaster suddenly ran over to him.
"Oooh, my lovely little Benny-poo!" Charmcaster whispered in Ben's ear.
"Benny-poo?" asked Ben.
"Oooh, my wonderful Benny, won't you kiss me now?" asked Charmcaster, making puppy dog eyes.
"Oh…." said Ben. Gwen nodded.
"…no."