"Hello. My name is Lala, and I'm doing a Saturday night talk show. First, we have David Tennant talking about his role as The Doctor." smiled Lala.
Then, everbody's favourite actor came into the room.
"Hello, David. My name's Lala." grinned Lala.
"Yes I know." groaned David dryly.
"Erm... OK. Did you ever make babies with Billie Piper?" asked Lala.
"Why do you want to know that?" yelled David.
"Well, you loved her in Doctor Who, so I was just wondering if you two had..." Lala got cut off.
"Ok you stupid anntennae dork I'm going!" rasped David and he stalked off.
"But David, the public deserve to know!" Lala yelled after him. Lala sat in her chair, grinning at the audience.
"Erm... OK. No we have everyone's favourite dino, Barney The Dinosaur!" she grinned. The purple monster walked on stage.
"I like you." he said as he walked. He sat where David had sat before.
"Now, Barney, we all want to know why little babies think we suck and you are good." Lala asked.
"Well, it's quite simple, Lala..." started Barney, but he was cut off by the sound of the TARDIS. David exited the TARDIS with a machine gun and shot her until she was almost dead. Then Freema Agyeman and Billie Piper came out and beat Lala round the head with baseball bats. David turned his head to Barney.
"Yaright, Barn?" asked David.
"Yeah." replied Barney.