Something serious?! What the hell? Wasn't that just pure fun? Ah well, here's the lost chapter of the crack series!
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"GOD!"
Huh? I turned around, looking at a new person, winged one too, a dark cape, hell, even a scythe
"Stop this foolishness, you've been talking to yourself all along"
"...Or do i?"
"Stop it"
"No"
"..."
"..."
"You have great troubles on your hands, yet you fool around doing whatever you wishes, have you not though of those innocent lives?"
"...No"
"You sick son of a-"
"Ap Ap! I have NO father!"
"...It's mother, and no, you don't have one"
"...G...Wait, that kind of sad"
"It is, but that's what it is to be god"
"...Wait...Then how life is created?"
"...You're god, you're supposed to know how to do that"
"...wha?"
"Dumbass"
"Thanks! ...Wha?"
"Now look"
A giant screen appeared, a godly fellow was ravaging through one of these eartly like earth through cities
"Ohhh, I like that! Pass on the popcorn!"
A cat came and served some butter on a stick as another fellow pet came by with a sack of popcorn
"Idiot, just look at that, don't you realise what It's mean?"
"...A great and epic fight!"
"No, you fool, your people is suffering, have you not decided to come to those who have faith in you?"
"You're into that crap? Seriously, cut it out. Nobody can save them, they'll come in heaven! They're gonna be happy! You'll see!"
"Are you twisted? What happened to you on earth?!"
"I finally lighten up"
"You regressed, Idiot"
"WHAT? YOU WANT TO BE DELETED?"
"...You mean killed?"
"Yeah, yeah, why would I help anyway?"
"Look at those poor souls..."
Many image of suffering children, being slashed but kept alive came up, same for men and women, hell, sometime, he'd rape the first person in view
"...You HAVE to help them!"
"..."
"God?"
"..."
"DAMN IT, YOU IDIOT! DO SOMETHING"
"...Were do I go?"
I called, fire burning up, I smashed steel that appeared before me
"Good!"
In no instant, I was transported into the deep of the city in ruins, I flew up, looking down upon the ravage, I could hear everyone agonizing in pain...It's feel...Horrible?
"Damn it, Soul reaper, you got me"
'I'm DEATH damn it! Keep that into your mind!'
"Wait, aren't you supposed to NOT hear that?"
'DAMN IT! GET ON WITH YOUR MISSION!'
"Oh, now it's a mission then?"
"AAAAAAAAH!!!"
A woman screamed in pain, just below me, I grew angrier as I came down at the speed of light, meeting the one making all this trouble
"Hey, you! What the hell are you doing?"
I said as I punched the man, this one get knocked in the nearby ruins
"Are you alright?"
...No responce.
I look back at the ruins were I sent the monster, this one come up of them, I finally got a good look of him
curly long hair, white freaking cloths, golden fucking eyes...Wait, that's satan right? Nah, It's lucifer...Wait, they are the same person right? Ah well, whatever
"Hey you!"
"Came to stop me, God?"
"Why the fuck are you doing all of this?"
"why? Because I wanted to see you"
"DEATH!"
"Hmm?"
'WHAT?'
Soul Reaper appeared next to me
"What's the meaning of this?"
"Why the hell should I know?"
"Tell me!"
"I want...A fight"
He smirk
"You wanted a fight? FIGHT!"
Death pointed his scythe at him, slashing me
"You weren't obligated to try and kill me"
"...Idiot"
"Seriously, what's the real deal with all that?"
"Didn't I make myself clear? I wanted a fight"
"No, you didn't"
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't!"
"Yes I do!"
"...Look around you"
"Why?"
"The hell? You failed!"
"...The hell are you talking about?"
"Look, and see around, do you see what I see?"
"Ruins?"
"No"
"...Death?"
"Yeah, you failed. Miserably"
"Huh?"
"Don't you realise most of the victims are dead now?"
"Ain't that what I wished?"
"Idiot, when you want to call upon me, you have to let them alive! Make them your slaves! Make them suffer! ...Make them...Wait, I telled a lot do I?"
"Ohh, you did, and I appreciated that"
"That's good, because I'll make sure you'll get the same treatment that they suffered! ...Cept you'll be kept alive"
"I'm dead"
"Ain't that convenient? I'll make sure you'll get the worst treatment ever!"
"Oh you can't, I'm sure you don't even know a single thing about making someone suffer!"
"Heheh...Haha..."
I burst into laughter
"You think? Well get a load of that!"
Without effort, I peeked into his mind and watched his fears, sending off what's gonna happen, in an instant, you could see him shake
"...Wh...What?"
He feel onto his knee, hands to his head, starting to scream
"STOP! STOP!"
He agonized, tears starting to rush down his cheeks
"Painful? THINK ABOUT ME!!!"
Disgusting...
"STOP!"
This time, It's was Death
"Why do you give him the same treatment? Lord, don't you have mercy?"
"No, haven't you heard?"
"...What is he thinking anyway? ...Such a painful view"
"PAINFUL? THAT VIEW??? ...Then you don't want to see what I see...Wait, I though you went through worse"
I pointed at him
"...Nah, I guess"
He scratched his foreheard
"Fuck, that's feel so bad"
"Seriously, what IS he going through?"
"I said you don't want to know...Painful memories...Well...When you think about it, It's gonna keep him.."
I advanced toward the fool and pulled his hair
"Aaaargh"
"For eternity...Wait, can you find me someone to keep him thinking that into his cell?"
"Sure god"
"Good!"