Another song inspired one. I have long dreamed of doing this…
Middleton High was having a formal assembly. But not just any formal assembly. A formal assembly about 'school pride'. Yay. This was composed of Mr Barkin giving an incredibly long-winded speech about the school's history. Students had fallen asleep, slumped on the hard wooden floor they had to sit on. One had even knocked himself unconscious to escape the butt-numbing boredom. So, naturally, no one noticed Kim Possible sitting next to another girl in a massive black hoodie.
"Why did you want to be here again? I can't imagine why anyone would volunteer for this torment." Kim whispered to the black-clad figure.
"Patience, Kimmie. You'll see."
"Shego… what did you do?" Kim gave her girlfriend the stare of disapproval.
"Something that will make sitting in a cramped gym with agonising pins and needles for an hour worth it." Shego grinned from under her hood. "Especially the 'guests of honour'." Said guests being representatives from the Board of Education. The stuffiest people on the planet.
Kim brought out the puppy-dog pout in full force.
"Gah! Alright! Let's just say I changed the 'school song' with something else. And fused the power and volume knobs in place. And sealed over the CD slot. And made it so, once played, the song cannot be stopped."
Before Kim could question further, Mr Barkin reached the final part of the speech.
"Now I will show you all a song that I feel truly captures the essence of this school, and of its students and teachers alike." He pressed play with the upmost solemnity.
"I JUST HAD SEEEEX! AND IT FELT SO GOOD! A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER!" As the voices of The Lonely Island rang out through the school, so did the eruption of laughter from the now-awake students. Barkin leapt about three feet in the air and ran over to the sound system, only to find it jammed.
"WHO DID THIS? I DEMAND ANSWERS!" But Mr Barkin's words fell on deaf ears. "SCHOOL DISMISSED UNTIL WE CAN FIX THIS!" That sentence, however, caught everyone's attention.
As Kim and Shego walked out of the school, the green thief wore a proud smirk on her face. "I can't wait for your next assembly."
I feel for you, Shego. I know a girl who has mastered the disapproving stare and the PDP. There is no resistance.