Takes place in Dragon Shego universe. If you don't know it, some of these sentences will not make sense, but not so much that it draws from the comedy. Also a continuation from 'and it felt so good".
I've decided that Shego can't have all the fun; Kim can be just as mischievous…
"Thanks for stopping Dementor, Miss Possible. He won't be escaping any time soon, that's for sure."
"It was no big, just a few lasers to dodge." Kim downplayed yet another praise from a grateful police officer. It really had been no big, what with Team Possible's new addition. Speaking of which…
She waited until the cops were distracted by thanking Ron before pulling a completely unsurprised Shego behind a tree and indulging in a well-earned make-out session. Said ex-villain grinned once they broke for air.
"Have I told you how much I love you after missions?"
"Just after missions?"
"Yeah, I'm afraid I'm only with you because of your looks. I actually hate your guts."
"Well this is awkward; I was trying to find the right time to tell you the same."
The two girls looked at each other with deadpan expressions before cracking up into hysterical laughter. Both of them knew full well that the other was joking, it was simply more banter in their unshakable relationship.
"But seriously, going on missions with you has got to be the best decision I've ever made."
"We do make a pretty good team." Shego snorted.
"Try unstoppable. We have the speedy distraction guy, the little machine saboteur, some tech-support backing us up, the prodigal dragon and the girl who can do anything. Even magic." Kim smiled at Shego. Praise from her girlfriend she could listen to all day.
"Now if only I could do calculus. I have some differentiation and integration questions that are kicking my ass. Maths sucks."
"Perhaps I should widen the spectrum for my assembly sabotages. I could make your classes SO much more fun."
"I really hope you're joking. Besides, I think you've exhausted all the Lonely Island songs. I think the best Barkin reaction was from Jizz In My Pants."
"His face was curiously red. Maybe he could relate…" Shego gave Kim a particularly evil smirk as she watched the red-head's face contort into a grimace. She wasn't prepared for the retaliation however.
"Maybe it's because of you, Miss Go. He might come serenade you with that song." Shego violently convulsed in absolute disgust, trying desperately not to vomit.
"UGH. That is just plain revolting, Kimmie. I think all my innuendo has corrupted your mind…" Kim laughed at her girlfriend's shuddering before remembering that Ron was still waiting. He knew better than to interrupt them, but it was getting dark. She grabbed Shego's hand and pulled her out from behind the tree.
"Time to go home. I hope we don't hear any singing outside our bedroom window tonight…"
Shego just groaned.
The maths questions are based on experience. So glad it's almost over for me.