I got Pokémon season one for Christmas! This is written after a huge marathon of Pokémon. And isn't it cool how Word knows the word Pokémon? Dragon-verse.

Kim was anxious.

Shego wasn't waiting for her outside the school to pick her up like normal, and she hadn't called to tell Kim either. It could simply be that Shego was busy, but it usually this meant that Shego had done something that Kim would be mad about and had gone into hiding. It was almost sad how the great thief and warrior could be reduced to looking like a kicked puppy under the glare of Kim Possible.

After walking home, Kim opened the door and was about to announce herself, but paused when she heard singing. That voice… No… It can't be… She found her answer as she looked through the doorway into the living room.

"… It's you and me! I know it's my destiny! POKÉMON! Ohhh, you're my best friend! IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEE- GAH!" Shego toppled off the couch from the shock of seeing her girlfriend gazing at her in the TV's reflection. "Hey… Kimmie… How long have you been there…?" Shego was painfully aware of how her blush grew with every passing second.

Kim stared for a couple more seconds before breaking out into a huge smile. "You teach me and I'll teach you!" The two girls grinned at each other and finished their favourite theme song together.

"POKÉMON! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! POKÉMON!"

"So," a more relaxed Shego asked, "why are you home so early?" Kim just showed Shego her watch in response. "Four? Oh. My bad. It was a marathon…" Kim cut her off with a kiss and settled on her lap.

"At least you had a good reason. Now shhh, I love this episode."

Beep-beep-be-beep!

The cheery chime of Kim's Kimmunicator startled Kim and Shego from their sleep. After letting out a string of curses (most learned from Shego), Kim answered the annoying device. "Go, Wade," she mumbled.

"Wake up, you guys! Drakken's rigged an abandoned warehouse with explosives! Here's the coordinates." A map with a flashing dot replaced Wade's face on the screen.

"… There's nothing around it that could be damaged. Why bother stopping him?" Shego glared at the device in Kim's hands.

"Because he has hostages." Kim and Shego bolted out of bed at those words, sleepiness forgotten in a flash. "The police can get the civilians out, but they need a distraction for Drakken, which is where you come in. You'll have to think of something on the way, your ride should be there now and Ron's already in it." The girls looked out the window and found the car in question. Shego also noticed a rose bush and was struck with an idea.

"Shego? What's that smirk for?"

"I have an idea, and I think you're going to like it…"

"This has to be my greatest idea yet! No one will dare to stop me now that I have you!" Drakken addressed an audience of terrified and whimpering citizens. He turned back around to check a few wires. "Perfect! The city will have to give me whatever I want! I knew this blast-proof suit would come in handy one day! Now I just have to wait for the police to surrender…" Drakken's musings were cut short by a very familiar voice.

"Prepare for trouble!" Shego launched herself through a high window and flipped onto a ledge.

"Make it double!" Kim followed Shego with the same moves, a red rose clutched in one hand.

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

Shego and Kim struck poses for their next lines.

"Shego!"

"Kim!"

"Team Possible blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

The duo was joined by Ron hauling himself through the window and landing surprisingly gracefully on the ledge. "That's right!"

Drakken found himself incapable of doing anything but staring at the bizarre sight before him for the next 20 seconds. Eventually he remembered that he was in the middle of an evil plot. "HEY! I warned you all not to try anything! I have hostages!"

Shego smirked. "Is that so?"

Kim mirrored Shego's expression. "I can't see them."

Ron followed suit. "Me neither."

The blue scientist frowned and turned in time to see the last civilian being escorted out of the building by a police officer. "Wha- NOOOOOOO!" As Drakken lamented the failure of his plan, he threw his arms in the air, accidentally smacking a big red button on his detonator.

The grins promptly dropped off the faces of the three heroes.

"Uh-oh." They spoke in unison. Kim managed to throw an energy shield around them before…

BOOM!

The shield protected the three from the explosion but they were still flung into the air. They somehow managed to make eye contact as they flew, so they all knew exactly what had to be said.

"LOOKS LIKE TEAM POSSIBLE'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN!"

As they began their descent, Shego morphed into dragon form and carried the others safely to the ground, where an amused crowd (and a dazed and handcuffed Drakken) awaited, gathered around a person holding a camera. With mounting horror, they realised someone had captured their 'distraction' on film.

The results of this can only be described as: instant internet sensation.

I love Pokémon and I love Team Rocket. Does anyone else randomly burst out into the motto or is it just me? And while I'm asking questions, is 1am always the best time to write? Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone.