Wooo Chapter 8!!

(Jane POV)

"What Jake, unless yur going to be in human form, don't try" I said.

Jake ignored me and went behind me, he sniffed me then gagged. I however thought nothing of it.

I felt his nose rub againsted my back. I didn't flinch a bit. He poked harder. I sighed with boredom. He must of given up on the idea and walked in front of me and stood there. I open my eyes to see him right smack in front of me.

"May I help you find something in my eyes for you Jake?" I asked with no emotion. I was SO bored I closed my eyes and lean my head back onto the tree, his smell wasn't effecting me. I was just boed. He tried something else.

So he sat in front of me thinking of something. Then of course his brillient mind ( hint sarcasim) gotten and Idea, because Edward laughed.

I felt Jake mover closer and out of nowhere...

HE LICKED MY WHOLE FACE!! WHOLE FORHEAD TO CHIN!

I opened my eyes to the sound of laughter. Everyone was on the floor laughing hystrically.

"That was seriously discusting Jake. SHUT UP YOU GUYS!" I was getting impatient really fast. Jasper must of gotten the impact and stopped. Everyone soon stopped to and looked at me scared.

"Jane.." Alice asked. I ignored her.

"Hey uh... Jane?" Jasper started then stopped when I ignored her.

"Jane-" Nessie started but I cut her off by walking into the house and broke a vase. I was pissed, then I sat on the cpuch with a huff.

"Jane?" Emmett

"WHAT?!" me

"CALM DOWN!!" Jasper

"WHY THE HELL SHOULD I?!" me

"Please Jane?" Alice

"Because.." me

" He's really sorry." Edward..

"I'm gonna kill him when he gets in here." me

" Please don't!" Nessie

"Why not?" me

" Because he said he was SORRY!" Bella

"I don't see why." me.

"He feels really bad." Esme

"He should." me. Jake came through the door and everyone was silent and watching me. I was so pissed... steam would be poring out of me ears.

"Jane, I'm really sor-" Jake started

" I DON'T CARE MUTT! DO YOU KNOW HOW DISCUTSING THAT WAS? VERY! IT'LL TAKE WEEKS TO GET THIS OFF! WEEKS!!!! NOW I HAVE TO SMELL LIKE A STINKING DOG !" I yelled getting madder and madder by the took a while to calm me down, but I did and Jake looked like he was about to pee his pants.. as faith would have it. Alice had a visonn. I didn't care anymore.

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