Me: And we're back!
Finn: Finally.
Me: Character Academy!
Chapter 2
Kat POV
After I finished my beautiful lunch in silence, I looked at my clock and realized that it was time for class. Even as a principal, I was required to teach three classes per day. I had to teach ethics. I was about to step out when Finn came in.
"Papers on the left need the vice principal signature," I pointed out.
"Oh? Does that mean I get to sit in the mushy chair?" My desk chair was a beanbag chair on wheels. Finn would marry the chair if he could.
"Yeah sure," I waved him towards the chair and he dove into it.
"Whee!" he squealed. I left the girl in my chair and went to my room. I was there for ten minutes when class number 1 came in.
"Does my hair look okay?" Jasmine gushed. "I'm going on a date with Aladdin tonight."
"Has anyone seen my glass slipper?" Cinderella whined.
"Prettyyy…" Narcissus said dreamily, staring into his glass of water. I sighed.
"Okay, class. Today we're learning about how to become sociable. I know some of you need it," I glared at Bambi who looked away sheepishly.
"So when you…" I started.
"Would anyone like an apple?" the evil witch rasped.
"I would!" Benjamin Franklin raised his hand.
"No! No apples in the classroom!" I pointed to rule number 3452 which clearly stated that no food, or poisonous food, allowed in the school. The witch sighed and slumped in her seat.
"Anyway, if you want to become…"
"Give me an A or you die!" Al Capone shrieked, holding up his machine gun. I sighed and rubbed my forehead.
"No guns in school Al," I said and took the gun away from him. He growled and sat down.
"Now as I was saying…"
"Rebel now, my troops!" George Washington yelled. Two patriots stood up and pulled out their bayonets.
"Guys…" I began but they fired into the class. Of course, since they were dead or fictional, it passed right through them, but they were still scared.
"Don't mess up my hair!" Jasmine exclaimed.
"I'm too young to die!" Snow White whined.
"Prettyyy…" Narcissus said dreamily, still staring into his glass of water. The bell rang, saving me anymore headaches. As the patriots and George Washington were heading out, I blocked their path. They grumbled, but handed over their bayonets. I threw them in the desk. They hurried out on to wherever they needed to go. I sat down and shoved my hands into my face. Sometimes I hated my life. I pressed the purple button on the glow-phone.
"Please send me some aspirin," I mumbled into the speaker.
"The whole bottle, I'm guessing," Taffy the Elf said.
"Yeah. I have two more classes."
Finn POV
"Whee!" I shrieked happily. I know, I sounded like a little girl, but the chair was so awesome! I really wanted the chair, but it was rare. Santa had given it to her as a present for "educating the reindeer". I swiveled around in circles until Delaney the Werewolf Girl walked by and gave me a strange look. I took out one of her pens and scanned over each paper.
Better food in the cafeteria? Check. I scribbled my signature and put it in the mailbox by the glow-phone.
Sentence bad students to the dungeons? Umm… no. I crumpled it up and threw it away. Some students were really bad, *ahem* Kronos *ahem*, but they didn't deserve to be locked up in a dungeon. I went through a few more before the bell rang, ending first class. I was almost finished when my stomach growled. I hadn't eaten lunch yet. I felt stupid. I ran as fast as I could to the cafeteria. Captain Hook ran around, shaking his hook angrily, screaming,
"Evil flying boy!" over and over again. Of course, Peter Pan had graduated last year, so he was probably crazed. Then he ran into the wall. I sighed.
"Scarface!"
"Smelly child!" Frodo and Harry Potter were at it again. They were now, like, natural enemies or something and everyday at lunch, they smothered each other with plates of spaghetti. Then they called each other names and Frodo chased Harry in a circle kicking at him. I took my pizza and sat down nearby to watch the show.
Me: Finn, you're such a bad vice principal…
Finn: Pizza…
Me: And the evil students!
R & R? Prettyyy…