Ruby Gloom City of Panic

by Sombre Girl

The gang is going to Paris to meet Ruby's fashionable witch cousin,Jealousy.But when Peter accidentally insults someone,the gang will have to take the problem in court!Why won't this computer save it properly?

4. Chapter 4

Ruby Gloom

City of Panic

Author's Note:What is 'vampire' in French?

Chapter 4

"WHY AM I IN JAIL?"Peter screamed as he clutched the railings of his cell.

He could feel the cool metal handcuffs on his hands."Guy De Maupassant overheard your conversation with Skull Boy and thought you were criticizing him!He hauled you over to the Literature Jail and now,we have to appeal to the Writer's Court so you don't have to spend 8 years here!Though,at least you can skate around your cell with those free skateboards they gave you if you are declared guilty!"Iris replied."I do not even know how to ride a skateboard!"Peter said before letting out a long moan.

"I tried to get a lawyer but he came down with meningitis!"Skull Boy mentioned."But what is the big deal with meningitis?It is so minnor!I mean,all you get is a headache,neck stiffness,rashes,high fever and periods of unconsciousness!"That is much better than letting lightning strike you!"Misery complained while tutting in disappointment."Great!What am I going to do?"Peter screamed in frustration."It is like being condemned to Frank's breath which smells like garlic bread!"."Peter,the only way to get out of here is to have hope in yourself!Believe in what you can't see and you can celebrate in victory!Besides,you have us to support you!"Ruby advised."You really say the right things,mum!Peter said before catching himself."What?"Ruby exclaimed at the top of her voice."I mean,that is why my mum really admires you for your upbeat look!"Peter plastered a fake smile to avoid was when the security officers came in,dragging Peter into the court."So,tell them I didn't mean it!"...

In Court

"Your honor,I charge Peter the...er...what are you?"asked Guy De Maupassant."I am a human boy!Is this becoming a running gag?"Peter complained."Alright,I charge Peter the human boy with insulting me for no rhyme of reason!"To emphasize his point,Guy De Maupassant slammed his fist on the lectern.