Me: Yay! Randomness ensues on this episode of Character Academy!
Finn: Oh, joy…
Me: Bedsheets will flame! And so will love!
Crowd: Awwww –sighs-
Me: I still have them from the awards ceremony. They won't leave…
Finn: It's irritating, especially when they applaud when we're sleeping.
Chapter 6 I think
Kat POV
After a relatively weird conversation in the dark with Finn, I stepped out to get some tater tots, leaving him confused in the middle of the office with crazed Taffy and Delaney. I walked into the cafeteria and got some food. I was beginning to enjoy my meal in peace and quiet in the cafeteria when I found a disturbing topic. There must be at least fifty students here, why are they not causing chaos normally? I stood up and looked around the room. I saw that they were all talking quietly and hugging and kissing and laughing with their boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Agh!" I shrieked and ran out, losing my appetite. I ran back into my office. Finn was spinning in Taffy's chair.
"Where's Taffy?" I asked him.
"He said he had to go somewhere and he took Delaney outside," Finn replied.
"You should see the chaos inside the cafeteria!" I exclaimed.
"That bad, huh? Worse than usual?"
"No! They're quiet!" I said.
"They're quiet?" Finn asked, surprised.
"As a mouse," I said.
"Oh well, this isn't good," he said. He glanced out of the window and his eyes widened. "Umm, I have to go Kat, later!" he escaped out the door and I looked where he had. The new girl, Katniss Everdeen was writing something and Finn approached her and they started talking. Then Katniss laughed at something Finn said. She took his hand and they walked away together.
"No! Finn!" I yelled. Dang it, I lost him. Well, I had to do something. I slipped on the charm bracelet and wandered around the school, trying to see if I could discover anything about the hidden character. I went into the trailer park and walked around them. I had just reached Trailer No. 405 when I entered the trailer. I looked around the place and was about to leave when the bracelet started glowing. It wasn't dark in here or anything, but it started glowing. Something was wrong with the bracelet! Dang it, that was the only chance I had of destroying the disease. I took it off and was about to slip it into my pocket when it flew out of my hand and attached itself to a Believe in Yourself! poster. I pulled it off and took the poster off the wall. There was a gaping hole there. I should get maintenance on that. I noticed a small vile sitting in the hole. I went to go pull it out when I saw the heart carved on the glass. Probably would affect me if I touched it. I went in the closet and stole a sparkly shirt off a hanger. I wrapped it around the vile and walked out to go back to my office. Taffy wasn't at his desk and no one else seemed to be in the office. I sat down and examined it, Well, it had something to do with love, because of the heart.
Who is in trailer 405? I flipped up the clipboard and scanned down to 405. Katniss, Hermione, and Aphrodite. Of course! Aphrodite did it! She is the goddess of love after all. Then, again, Hermione is good with potions… I have no clue, or even how to know whom it is. I sighed and facepalmed. I should check with someone who knew exactly how to deal with this. Someone who would never fall in love. Artemis. I ran out of my office with the vile still wrapped in the sparkly shirt. No one was in class due to the ultimate madness. As I was running, I tripped over something. I looked and saw it was a small polka-dotted platypus with green wings and red eyes. A small ravioli sat next to it with huge brown eyes.
"Help me, Kat!" it squeaked. The platypus made a barking noise and went to eat the ravioli. A snatched the ravioli up and aimed my bracelet at the platypus and it vanished in a burst of sparks.
"Thanks, Kat!" it squeaked.
"Umm, how do you know me?"
"Everyone knows you!"
"Okay… what's your name?"
"I don't have one…"
"Mr. Ravioli?"
"Yeah!" So me and Mr. Ravioli went to go find Artemis.
Finn POV
Katniss thought I was funny! Wonderful day it is. She took my hand and she pulled me into the cafeteria, it was extremely quiet as Kat said. Oh, no, I left Kat alone in her office. She was going to murder me.
"So, tell me about yourself, Finnegan," she said. It was weird momentarily because I don't remember telling her my name. Oh well, whatever.
"I'm from the book Kingdom Keepers and I'm a holographic tour guide at the Magic Kingdom," I said. "I fight the Overtakers and save the world. No big deal."
"I'm from the book Warriors. I fight others and live with my clan," Katniss said. Now, I don't keep track of all the characters in the books but I know that Katniss Everdeen is from the Hunger Games. She saw my confusion and smiled.
"Oh Finn, you figured out my tricky plot," she said. It wasn't really tricky, since she announced that she was from the Warriors series, you know, with cats and stuff. "Now I have to eliminate you." Okay, that part scared me. She smiled at me then pulled out a gun and shot me in the arm.
"Ah!" I shouted. I've been shot! I can feel the blood seeping out! The pain! My life was ebbing away!
"Stop that," Katniss frowned. "It's just a tranquilizer. I can read minds as well." Oh, just a tranquilizer. I blacked out.
When I woke up, I was tied to a chair in a lone room. You know, typical kidnapper scenario. A fat horse-donkey thing approached me. It was really creepy. It had two wooden legs, like pirates', and yellow eyes that glowed. It had sharp and pointy teeth and when it talked it made some chattering noise.
"I can't understand you," I told it. It frowned and clopped away. Then, the freakier thing came in. It was a cucumber. It was taller than the normal cucumber, but it had eyes and legs and arms. It glared at me.
"You're a cucumber," I stated.
"No! I'm NOT A CUCUMBER!" the cucumber screamed. "I'm A ZUCCHINI!"
"Okay, zucchini, what do you want? Where's Katniss?"
"I am Katniss!"
"I thought you said you were a zucchini."
"No! I AM a zucchini!"
"But you just said…"
"Enough! I morphed into Katniss to hack into the school and poison everyone with Love Bug!"
"Yeah, that makes total sense," I muttered.
"My evil plan…" the cucumber said.
"This should be good," I mumbled.
"was to destroy the school and The Bracelet so no fictional character could be erased. Then, I could unleash my army!" it said. The zucchini raised it's arms and three creatures came out. A dragon without one wing and coughing smoke, the fat horse-donkey thing, and a small rubber duck with short little legs.
"Is this your army?" I asked in disbelief.
"Yeah. Not many willing recruits," the zucchini pondered. "Nonetheless, I developed a new plan! I would infect the school so they couldn't do anything when I attacked!"
"With this army?" I asked again.
"Stop asking questions! Let me finish!" the zucchini whined. It sighed and continued. "But Kat caught onto my plan and I transformed into Katniss to distract you! But you caught on, you clever boy."
"The Warriors series is about a bunch of cats."
"KATniss, cat? Do you see? I don't know what series she's from!" the zucchini stomped a foot and glared at me.
"Okay, what makes you think you can take over now?"
"Kat will hand over the bracelet or you will die!"
"How is that possible? I can't die, I'm fictional. What place are you from?"
"I… I don't know! Let me think about it! I'm from… Kat's Brain!"
"What?" I asked.
"Kat comes up with random stuff, so I popped in to destroy her before she erases me as she has done to my friends!"
"You had friends?" I said. I was expecting it to throw a zucchini temper tantrum but it sighed.
"Not really."
"Okay…"
"So go back into unconciousness boy!" she shot me with the tranquilizer.
Me: I told you that randomness is in here.
Finn: I don't really like zucchini.
Me: Oh and by the way, Katniss isn't evil. The zucchini is, pretending to be Katniss.
Finn: And we're going to North Carolina tomorrow, so there won't be WiFi.
Me: -sadness- But my grandpa's place does! I'm going there on Friday, in enough time to post the first chapter of KKPJ.
Finn: But Ramblings is postponed until we can… post it.
Me: It's late and Ray William Johnson's video comes up soon.
Finn: Yayness!
Me: So we will go now!
Finn: And thanks to NinaBlossom for favoriting this story! I hope you like the randomness!
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