Me: Yay! We're back! And I have a sore throat…

Finn: I DON'T! Haha!

Me: -kicks shin-

Finn: OW! –runs away-

Me: -whispers really fast- There will be a few more secret chapters of Song Fics until Finn finds out again.

Finn: What are you whispering about?

Me: Just how weird you are.

Chapter 14

Kat POV

It was kind of a freak show underneath the sewer. I slid in on a chute and found a whole musical going on. Maleficent and Smee were doing some ballet thing, doing it at the exact same time as everyone else in the room. Finn stood in the middle, looking awkward. Someone shouted,

"What's your dream?" and the music playing stopped and everyone stared at Finn. He froze for a moment before belting out a few notes nervously. And then he warmed up. He was singing like crazy and the villains all loved it. They all knew the lyrics and lifted him off the table that he had just jumped on. Blackbeard started singing and I began slowly waking up from my confused state. Finn sang? That's… new. The song ended and confetti and colorful lights rained down. I stared at Finn as he turned smiling, and then he saw me. His smile faded and he looked nervous again. I could almost read his mind. Did she hear me sing? I smiled and nodded, Yes. He cringed and walked towards me.

"Hi Kat," he said.

"Kind of like High School Musical in here," I said. He nodded sheepishly.

"You want to be president?"

"Um, no that was just… so I wouldn't be killed!" he said. My, he was getting better at lying.

"Almost as good as me," I sighed.

"What?"

"Let's go," I walked back behind the chute so the still-applauding audience didn't see us. I grabbed Finn's arm and spoke the spell to take us home.

"HOCUS POCUS ABRAKADABRA, ALAKAZAM, MANDARIN ORANGES!" When I opened my eyes, we were standing in my office. Taffy was typing away and didn't seem to notice that we had come back. Silvia was walking out of my office with a fresh cup of coffee, about to never see the world again. When she saw us, she dropped the coffee and it splattered on the carpet, and the Styrofoam cup lay in the puddle. I straightened up and jumped down from the waiting table and walked up to her, sighing.

"Silvia, dear, don't be messy. Get Randy here, please Taffy," I said.

"On it," he said, still typing on the computer and talking on the glow-phone at the same time. I stepped around a gaping Silvia and went into my office. Alfred the Potato was sitting on my intercom.

"Kat!" he squeaked in surprise. "You're back!"

"Yeah," I said nonchalantly, batting him slightly away from the PA system. I had to inform the 'partying' school that the principal was back.

Finn POV

Kat didn't seem to harp on my singing too much, which either meant I was really good, or she was going to murder me with it later. We landed on the waiting table on a bunch of People magazines stacked up neatly. At least the office was somewhat in order. Taffy wasn't gushing over Delaney and the school was still standing. I looked out the window and saw a few ripped pieces of cloth on corners of the brick and some streamers hanging from the ceiling. Kat got down from the table and told Silvia the Vampire to not be so messy and commanded Taffy to call Randy to clean up the coffee mess. I got down and went out the door to see the school. The first I went in was 15A, Dionysus' psychology class, 1st, 3rd, 5th, and 7th class of the day and found it dark and empty. The PA system clicked to life.

"Attention students of Character Academy!" Kat's voice rang loudly. "Yes, it is I, your principal, Kat. Finn and I have returned from our, ahem, quest and are preparing to end all your partying that's happened since our absence. I wish you all luck and details of whereabouts are not to be given. Please standby for further announcements. Thank you!" it clicked off and I could almost imagine how the students in their trailer felt about ending their parties. I stepped out, now convinced that every classroom was empty. I went by 30B when I saw light streaming in from the bottom crack. I opened the door silently and peeked through. I fumbled with my hands to close the door quietly and as fast as I could, heart pounding. It was Candice and her minions, new recruits probably, packing stuff in backpacks. Maybe when Kat and I left, they lived in the classroom. It was dark and Candice was sleeping in the corner. Her minions were most likely packing for her, facing away from the door. I opened it again and closed it silently behind me.

"Hey Louis? Pass me the compass." A fat alligator with a saxophone case handed him an old-fashioned compass. I looked at the desk where Candice was sleeping and saw The Bracelet hanging around her thin green wrist. I tiptoed forward as she snored loudly. Louis snorted and continued packing stuff. I began to unclasp the bracelet and she stopped snoring suddenly. My chest tightened and I froze after jerking my hands away. She continued snoring and I relaxed a bit. I slowly pulled The Bracelet away and practically fled out the door, running like a maniac, screaming "AHHHH!" down the hall. I heard a faint voice in the classrooms behind me as I ran for the safety of Kat's office.

"AH! GET HIM, YOU MORONS!"

Me: I almost put Chapter 10, this story has come prêt-ty far.

Finn: We have to go look for a rubber bracelet that Kat lost before the cruise.

Me: It's around here somewhere… -picks up stapler- -looks underneath it-

Finn: Since she prefers not to talk, she just points where we look.

Me: -points to the stapler-

Finn: -sigh- It's not under there.

Me: -points to basketball-

Finn: Not there either.

Me: -scratches head- -points to Finn-

Finn: What? Oh. No, I did not take it.

Me: -sigh-

Read and Review! I need an idea for the next adventure of Kat and Finn, coming soon since we have to get rid of an annoying cucumber.

Candice: -appears- ZUCCHINI! –disappears-

She is so rude. See you on Wednesday hopefully! If not, I'm bombed with homework. Gotta love high school –sarcasm-