Me: DID YOUU know that NaNoWriMo STARTS TODAY?

Finn: Crap we're gonna die.

Me: I have 1929 words so far!

Finn: It's a new record!

Me: Sorry if I don't post my side stories, like Letters to the DHI or DHI Chatroom, like I used to.

Finn: You haven't given us our mail yet.

Me: SH! I'm working on it!

Chapter 19

Kat POV

I visited a few classrooms before heading back to my office, just to check the learning process. I do know, however, that teachers like to fake that they're teaching or fake nice until I leave and then turn into Satan. I 'visited' Harry Potter's dorm, #282, and stole his invisibility cloak. I put it on and used my Fanfiction powers to walk through the door without anyone noticing. I almost ran into Sam the Hobbit when he got up to sharpen his pencil. I darted around him and sat in the back, observing the teacher's ways. I noted that he need to more thoroughly explain some things, and if he didn't know how, I'd fire him. I could not have any more bogus teachers lounging around my school. I stepped out of the classroom and dialed Taffy's desk.

"Hello?" a raspy voice said. Screams of laughter echoed in the background.

"Hi Purge!" I said cheerfully.

"Kat! Hi!" he exclaimed, trying to compose himself.

"I'm on my way in a few! Remember, I want that office spotless!" I said, and hung up. As I made my way down towards the office, I thought about Taffy, how he had told the Help a bedtime story and they were gone and sleeping for an hour. Ah, how I missed that elf. I picked up my glow-phone and dialed Taffy's number.

"Hello?" he answered on the third ring.

"Hi Taffy! How's the vacation going?" I asked.

"Miss. Kat! The Bahamas are lovely this time of year. Oh thank you sir," he said, probably to a bartender. "Perhaps you should come along one day."

"Oh a vacation would be lovely," I said. "But you enjoy your time there, okay? Don't even think about…"

"ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!" the loud mechanical voice screamed across the school. The alarms blared and the lights flickered. My workers spilled out of doors, running around, trying to find the source of the problem.

"Miss. Kat? What is happening?" Taffy asked worriedly.

"Nothing! Nothing!" I tried to say. I saw Silvia running by, frantically screaming into her glow-phone. "Silvia! Status report!"

"Prisoners escaping from the dungeons!" she exclaimed. I gaped, forgetting that Taffy was on the other end of my phone.

"Miss. Kat? Prisoners are escaping? I'm coming back. Right now," he was saying when I tuned back in. "Waiter, bring we the check."

"Taffy! No! Stay!" I tried. He hung up. I sighed, and pocketed my phone. I looked down and saw I must've dropped the invisible cloak. I didn't have time to turn around. I wasn't really even thinking.

"FINN!" I yelled, running to the dungeons. George the Redcoat caught up.

"We caught a few escaping! Some escaped the grounds completely and the rest are somewhere in the school.

"I WANT THIS SCHOOL IN LOCKDOWN. STAT. I WANT EVERY STUDENT IN THEIR CURRENT ROOMS," I was practically yelling over the blare of the alarms.

"Yes ma'am!" he fell back to carry out my orders. What if they got Finn? What if he didn't get my reference? This is NOT happening.

Finn POV

The alarms blared loudly and I jumped to the front of my cell to ask Luisphant, but he was unconscious on the ground.

"Luisphant!" I exclaimed. I tried to reach him, stretching my arms through the bars to reach him when Kampê from Percy Jackson broke me free of my bars.

"Come on, boy," she hissed. I followed her, not eager to get burned alive.

"Uh, where are we going…?" I asked, trying to keep up with her stubby legs waddling through the hallways. I saw Broomhilda rolling through the gardens to get to us. If I could just stall her…

"On my back, boy," she said to me.

"Uh, I'm afraid… of heights?" I said.

"Get on, before I make you," she spat. I climbed on. As she took off, soaring over the giant hamster ball, I really wished that someone would catch us soon. Then, I saw someone on Aladdin's Magic Carpet flying towards us. Kat!

"You die today, loser," she sneered at the dragon thing I was riding.

"Never!" Kampê snarled. Kat raised her arm, aimed the Bracelet at her and said,

"Capture. POKEMON!" I don't know how that was supposed to work, but it did. Kampê screamed as she disappeared into the Bracelet.

"AGH!" I screamed as I freefell, since my only ride just got sucked into a bracelet. Carpet swooped down and Kat managed to catch me. She hauled me on. I was hyperventilating at my close death.

"Come on, let's go kill Candice's army!" she laughed at me and steered Carpet away and towards where Megatron was trying to hide behind Building 3.

Me: OH NO! They escaped! Short chapter, I know, but a lot happened.

Finn: Hopefully next Monday won't be Halloween.

Me: Yeah. Wait, what?

Finn: I'm turning into you with my confusing statements.

Me: We're going to do a Greek God project in Language Arts. I got Artemis!

Finn: I'm not in that class.

Me: Loser.

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