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Cat Got Your Tongue?
Seamus slowly stepped out from Potions Class. He seemed tired since there were dark circles under his eyes. Not only that, but his eyes were a bit red.
He didn't know how long Snape's detentions would take since it was his first time.
Merlin, it took forever.
Finnigan was bombarded with loads of books about potions. He didn't know how many books were there, but he estimated that there were probably more than twenty. Even though they were tiny, the books had even tinier print than he was used to. He almost thought that he might need to borrow Harry's glasses in order to see it!
About the detention work, he was forced to copy every single potion in each book. He needed to copy the name, the ingredients, the procedures, the color and the effects of the potion, how long will it last, etc.
What made things worse was that he didn't finish all the work and it was almost dinner time.
He cursed in his head.
'I miss all o' me classes an' I have ta still come back here tomorrow ta finish?' He pouted.
He headed towards the Great Hall to end his hunger and thirst. He hadn't eaten since noon and it was almost seven 'o' clock. Besides, he worked his bottom off trying to finish! Sadly, he barely got half of the books done and has to stay after Advanced Potions Class tomorrow.
Seamus finally reached the Great Hall and sighed. He saw the food already presented on the table, and boy, he wanted to dig in! He felt his mouth water a bit as he saw honey glazed ham, a strawberry cheesecake, and chips on the tables.
The Irish immediately took his seat where the Golden Trio usually sits.
'Wait...' Finnigan noticed that they weren't here.
Then, something clicked in his head.
He looked at the Slytherin table and saw that Malfoy and Zabini weren't there either.
'Somethin's wrong here...Malfoy would been fine by now...Damn that detention. I have been missin' out!'
"Did you hear?" one of the Gryffindors asked.
Finnigan looked at a fifth year student and noticed that she was gossiping with another fellow classmate of hers. He leaned a bit closer to hear while eating his food.
"Oh, the rumors? I bet everyone in Hogwarts knows!" The other girl replied.
"About the threesome?"
"Threesome?' Finnigan then stopped.
Again, something clicked in his head.
He figured it out and immediately spitted out his food.
"HARRY, HERMIONE, AN' RON HAD A THREESOME?" he asked loudly.
Majority of the people in the Great Hall froze and looked at Seamus like he was crazy.
"What?"
He thought it made sense because the Golden Trio weren't there. Besides, he knew that Ron was after Hermione. Finnigan thought that maybe Ron regretted breaking up with Hermione and still held feelings for her. But, Seamus didn't know that Harry also fancied the Head Girl too. He guessed that she decided to go after both.
"Seamus," a voice said near him.
He turned to see his best friend, Dean Thomas, looking at him. "What?"
"It was Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and Blaise Zabini who shagged."
No words could explain what he was feeling at that moment.
Hermione remained in the back of the library in the meantime. She didn't want to deal with Malfoy anymore and she really needed to cool down the steam. She thought that what better way to cool down than to read wonderful amounts of knowledge! She couldn't think of anything else better.
So, here she was, sitting in the back of the library with dozens of books piled in front of her, happily absorbing the information.
While she was reading, the Head Girl noticed a lot people giving her odd, disturbed, or whatever looks at her. She felt a bit uncomfortable since they continued to look at her the entire time they were there. Hermione couldn't even focus on her book with all the staring! She heard them whisper a lot, but she couldn't understand a single word that they were saying.
Then she heard nothing. Granger soon wondered to herself what the reason why everyone in the library was giving her odd looks was.
'What are they saying? Why do they keep looking at me? Does it have to do something with me?' She lowered her book down to see if anyone was there.
She was all by herself, with the exception of Madam Pince.
Granger raised her book in front of her face and continued to read.
The Head Girl heard a cough in front of her a few moments later.
Hermione lowered her book to see a familiar redhead.
"Ginny?" She said in wonder. "What are you doing here?"
Her friend eyed her for a bit until she said, "Tell me everything."
"Tell you what?"
"About that threesome you had!"
"WHAT?"
"Shh!"
They both looked around and saw Madam Pince eyeing them suspiciously.
Hermione glared at Ginny and whispered, "I never had... that thing! Ugh! What are you talking about, Ginny?"
"I suspected that you wouldn't tell me the first time," Ginny mumbled. "I am talking about you shagging with Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini!"
"WHAT?"
"Shh!"
They both looked at Madam Pince again, who seemed a bit paler.
"Ginny, what are you talking about? I will never, or ever, shag with those two!" she angrily whispered.
"Are just telling me this so I won't keep asking questions?"
"Why would I even lie to you? Ginny, this is Malfoy and Zabini we are talking about! Why would I even have those... sexual things with them?"
"So, you are saying they aren't true?"
"What do you mean 'they aren't true?"
"Hermione, I heard that you shagged with them!"
"Wait, what?"
"I heard-"
"Don't repeat that! Ginny, it isn't even true! Those are lies!"
"Wait, so you didn't shag them?"
"Merlin, no!"
"..."
"Ginny, what-"
"You snogged them!"
"What? NO! Ginny, that isn't even true either! None of that is true! Where did you even hear this from?"
Ginny blinked at her and said, "Well, some of the people in our House were talking about you shagging with Malfoy and Zabini recently. They heard it from others too. They say it was after Advanced Potions Class and in the Slytherin Boys' Dormitory."
"..."
"Hermione?"
"..."
"Umm..."
"..."
"Oh no... Don't tell me that they took the memory of you shagging with them!"
Silence.
Ginny's eyes widened and her mouth gaped open. "Oh...Merlin...So it is-"
She didn't finish her sentence since she was hit by a book the next moment.
Hermione had no idea why her friend would even believe in that stuff. She didn't even know why Ginny didn't believe her in the first place! They were best friends for Merlin's sake!
The bushy brunette's eye twitched. She rose from her seat, took Ginny's hand, and dragged her along to head toward the Great Hall.
'That insufferable, awful waste of a human body! I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! How dare he get back at me by making rumors! That... that… ugh!'
"Are you done?"
Another frustrated scream echoed through the room.
Silence.
"Are you-"
Yet another frustrated scream echoed through the room.
"... Are-"
"BLOODY SHUT UP!"
"I wouldn't be talking if I were you. You are the one who keeps on screaming."
"I have a damn good reason, Zabini."
Silence fell upon them once again.
"So, are you-"
"Zabini, shut your bloody mouth! Has your mum ever told you to be quiet?"
"Well, yes."
"And when was that?"
"I'm kidding. She never told me to be quiet."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I bet five galleons that you are going to throw your hairbrush at me, Malfoy," Blaise said with a smirk.
A pillow was thrown at him a second later.
Silence.
"You know Malfoy, we have been here since Potions Class. I'm surprised that you are still talking and how we are still here. We missed our classes because of you and your screaming."
They remained quiet for a couple of minutes.
Draco then glared at him, rose from his bed, and said, "I-"
Then something stopped him from saying anything. It was like his breath had just cut short and no words were coming out. Instead, it looked as if he was mouthing the words.
'What the...' Malfoy tried to speak again, but his voice had become even quieter with every single word he started to say.
"I... can still..." He paused as his voice slowly died off as his sentence progressed. He tried again, and again, but sadly, he couldn't finish his sentence. Every time he tried, his voice became much worse. It became drier with every word that came out of his mouth.
Blaise just stared at him while Draco seemed to be a bit confused.
Malfoy tried to talk again. "... I-"
He couldn't speak! The platinum blond tried again, but he still couldn't speak at least a full sentence.
The Slytherin Prince's eyes slowly widened in horror.
Zabini smirked at him.
Yep, Malfoy lost his voice and he still has to deal with those rumors. Sadly, he can't talk.
What made things worse was that Zabini would be his voice for him.
... Oh how Blaise was going to enjoy this.
"Hermione, Hermione, Hermione!" Ginny kept on saying as the Head Girl dragged her as they walked through the hallways.
Granger completed ignored her since she had her mind set on what she was planning to do. Oh how she wanted to hex Malfoy right in front of everyone and not care if she got detention from Professor McGonagall. She badly wanted Malfoy to get what he deserved for spreading rumors about her. Hermione thought of all the possibilities of giving him a taste of his own medicine.
"Hermione!" Ginny's voice rang in her ears.
Once again, Hermione chose to ignore her friend.
As they were striding down to the Great Hall, everyone in the hallways glanced at her and started to whisper. Everyone's gaze was on her and she couldn't help but feel a bit uncomfortable. Some people sent her disgusted looks while others had horrid expressions on their faces.
Finally, they reached the Great Hall, and for some odd reason, everyone was already quiet. Their attention was set on someone who sat at the Gryffindor table.
'What is going on? Who are they looking at?' Hermione tried sneaking and peeking through people's shoulders to see who they were looking at.
She saw that Finnigan had everyone's eyes set on him.
"HERMIONE!" A voice shouted from the doors.
Everyone soon had their turned their heads to Harry and Ron. The redhead seemed furious and his face matching with his hair. Some people thought that Weasley decided to grow his hair all over his face, or most likely got a horrible case of sunburn.
"Hermione!" Harry called out.
The bushy brunette tried to sink down or blend in with the crowd, but everyone in the Great Hall decided to go on a search for her.
Hermione slowly looked at Ginny with a horrid expression.
Ginny and her both knew that chaos was going to erupt once Harry and Ron found her.
Sadly, they did.
"HERMIONE, HOW COULD YOU BLOODY DO THAT TO US?" Ron shouted as he quickly paced towards the two. Then he noticed that Ginny was by her side.
"GINNY, WHY ARE YOU WITH HER?"
"I was just asking her if it was true!" Ginny replied.
"Hermione, why did you do that? I thought you hated Malfoy," Harry peeped in as he stood next to the older Weasley.
"First of all-"
Hermione was cut off due to Ron yelling, "'Mione, why! Is that how to get over me? To shag with Malfoy and Zabini?"
"I-"
"Hey, look. It's Malfoy and Zabini!" someone in the crowd yelled.
Then everyone's attention turned to the two Slytherins that were standing at the doors of the Great Hall.
Malfoy had extremely messy hair as if he just got out of bed. He seemed exhausted and looked like he needed some energy. Zabini looked a bit tired since he stayed in the Slytherin Boys Dormitory for probably six hours straight. Blaise, though, was more presentable than Draco was.
To everyone else, it looked like they had another round of shagging.
Well, except the Golden Trio and Seamus, who were rather clueless since they didn't hear the rumors of the two shagging.
Ginny, on the other hand, heard the rumors of them shagging also. So many thoughts were going through her head once she saw Malfoy and Zabini looking a bit tattered up.
"OH MY MERLIN… THEY SHAGGED AGAIN!" someone shouted.
No words could explain what the Golden Trio, Finnigan, Malfoy, and Zabini felt as they heard that.
Off in the distance, coughing could be heard.
"Professor Snape, stop with your coughing!" Professor McGonagall quietly demanded. Even though she was disgusted at the events that shortly just happened, she decided to wait and hear what the people involved in the rumors had to say. The professor didn't want to judge them; at least not until their stories were revealed. She couldn't believe that the students would fall for such nonsense that might not be true.
She continued to watch from the table.
"What?" Blaise simply asked.
On the other hand, Malfoy tried to speak. "Wh... Wh..."
"MALFOY IS SPEECHLESS! IT MUST BE TRUE THEN," someone declared.
"EVERYTHING IS TRUE! HERMIONE ALSO JOINED IN THE ACTION WITH THEM!" Another person shouted.
"I DID NOT!" Hermione announced.
"I sense denial!" a Gryffindor yelled.
"'Mione, why would you shag them?" Ron questioned her and then turned his attention to the two Slytherins. "I'm going to beat the living hell of you two once I'm done talking to her!"
"I DID NOT SHAG THEM!" Granger angrily replied.
Zabini merely stared at them while Malfoy glared at the redhead.
"SHE IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE RON FORGIVE HER SO SHE CAN SHAG MALFOY AND ZABINI AGAIN!" a Hufflepuff shouted.
"I don't believe you, Hermione," Ron hissed.
"What?" Hermione asked in disbelief.
"She's your best friend!" Ginny interrupted.
"Ginny, you stay out of this conversation! You're the one who wanted some of that bloody action!"
Everyone gasped.
"RON! I DID NOT!"
"Yes you did! Does 'Oh that lucky girl'," Ron mimicked. "Ring a bell?"
"I... I... Well, you wanted some of that shagging too!" Ginny smirked at him.
Everyone gasped again.
"GINNY! I DID NOT!"
"Oh yes you did!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
While the two siblings were fighting, Malfoy and Zabini walked up to the Gryffindors to clear things out.
Once the Slytherins were standing behind them, Hermione and Harry glanced at the two and glared. The two Gryffindors went up to them and soon, a glaring contest began.
Whispers were soon forming as the four of them glared at each other.
"I bet they are having sex with their eyes," one Gryffindor whispered.
"Oh my. A foursome!" The other Gryffindor quietly replied.
"You," Granger started as she put a finger on Malfoy's chest. "You started all of this!"
Malfoy hardened his glare at her and replied, "... I... I-"
"I'm going to hex you, Malfoy! You are going to wish that you were never born!" Hermione snarled while taking out her wand.
"Hermione, don't do it!" Harry demanded as he grabbed her wrist and settled it next to his hip.
"Harry, he started the rumors! I didn't do any of that. He just wanted to get back at me for attacking him in the hallways!" Granger said.
"You what?" he asked in disbelief.
"I attacked him."
"Wait, what?"
"Potter, maybe you should fix your ears instead of your eyes. You have more of a worse sense of hearing than seeing," Zabini interrupted.
"What!" Harry growled.
"... You do have a horrible sense of hearing."
"Shut it, Zabini," Hermione commanded.
Zabini then smirked. "You should shut your legs since you had a threesome with us."
"I DID NOT!"
"But," Blaise decided to ignore her as a plan started to formulate in his head. "I felt like I was not important. Just between us four, Malfoy and Granger were going at each other like animals while I stood there, patiently waiting for my turn."
"WHAT?" The two Gryffindors yelled.
For Malfoy, well...He tried, really, to say the same exact thing as Harry and Hermione. "Wh... Wh.. a.."
"See? Malfoy is still out of breath since Granger went crazy on him," Zabini's smirk grew more as he saw the facial expressions of the two and Malfoy. "But I'm surprised that you are still full of energy, Granger. Looking for more?"
"Zabini, I did not have any sort of sexual relationships with you or Malfoy. I am not even planning to in the future! You better tell the truth that I didn't do those things," Hermione said.
"Za... Zab ...Zabi..." Malfoy tried to say, but it came off as a whisper.
Harry, Hermione, and Blaise looked at him.
"No really. What's wrong with him?" Hermione asked.
Blaise ignored her questioned and waited for Malfoy to say something.
Draco glared at him since Zabini knew that he couldn't speak. He saw another smirk form on the Slytherin's lips and the platinum blond clenched his fists. Malfoy soon thought that Zabini was mocking him since he lost his voice.
'That bloody git! How dare he!' Malfoy thought as a frown appeared on his face.
"See what you did to him, Granger? He is utterly speechless and sadly, I have to speak for him," Zabini stated.
Malfoy's mouth nearly dropped, and his face paled.
'NO!'
"Anyway, Malfoy," Blaise said as he got closer to him. "What do you want me to tell them?"
The Head Boy then made wild gestures. He waved his hands back and forth to himself and Granger while mouthing something. He looked obviously frustrated as he pointed at her and then pointed at Zabini. He tried to speak once again, but his voice was too soft to be heard. After he stopped making the gestures, he waited for Zabini to say something.
Malfoy hoped Zabini would be able to understand him.
Sadly, Blaise had set up a plan.
"What did Malfoy say?" Granger asked.
"Well, he said," Blaise began. "That he thought the sexual intimacy between you and him was wild. Also, he was mad that I was there, since he thought that I didn't deserve to be in your exposed presence."
"WHAT!" Harry and Hermione shouted in unison.
Malfoy, once again, tried to say the same thing. "Wh... Wh... a...-"
'BLOODY HELL, ZABINI! I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE AND SHOVE A STICK UP IT.' Malfoy immediately punched his arm.
Blaise winced and rubbed his arm. "See, he's mad at me for being there."
"But we didn't even shag!" Hermione said.
"Because you don't remember," Zabini replied with a smirk.
Granger glared at him. "I remember that I didn't shag with you two-"
"To be exact, you only shagged Malfoy while I was left standing next to the bed without a warm blanket. You two hogged up the blankets. I guess you two don't know the meaning of sharing."
"We didn't even-"
"Zabini, just say the truth!" Harry pleaded.
Malfoy and Granger couldn't agree more.
"Why would I lie about something that is true?" Blaise asked.
"Why would you lie about something that isn't true?" Hermione questioned.
"But, it is true. I witnessed it in front of my very eyes. For a moment, I thought my eyes were bleeding. Merlin, if you thought that Malfoy was pale right now, you should have seen his arse," he lied.
"OH HELL, ZABINI CHECKED OUT MALFOY'S ARSE DURING THE THREESOME!" a Slytherin announced.
Everyone gasped.
The Great Hall was quiet for a few moments with the exception of the Weasleys still arguing.
"No, mum makes the most horrid sweaters for me!" Ron spat.
"Really? Mum makes the sweaters too big for me! It makes me look like a man!" Ginny sadly said.
"Aww, Ginny. It doesn't look as bad as mine. I think the sweater looks rather nice on you."
"You're lying."
"Why would I lie to my own sister?" Ron asked with a smile.
Ginny smiled back at him and soon the two embraced each other in a hug.
Ron looked up from Ginny's shoulder and mouthed to Harry and Hermione: "I actually think it makes her look like a man."
People wondered how it got to there. Everyone thought that they were still arguing about the 'threesome action' of Malfoy, Granger, and Zabini, but they were surprised once they heard what they arguing about. Then, what was even more surprising of how quickly the turn of events changed. The Weasleys were now hugging like there was no tomorrow.
"Zabini, for Merlin's sake, just tell the truth!" Harry pleaded again, breaking the silence.
"Just saying the truth, Potter," Blaise said with a smirk.
Granger and Malfoy glared at him.
Zabini didn't have time to dodge once he saw two fists heading straight towards his arm. Once the fists of Malfoy and Granger made contact with his arm, Blaise tried really hard not to wince. Oh how it hurt like hell once he felt it!
'Bloody hell. Granger sure knows how to throw a punch. I wonder how Malfoy was able to survive that back in third year. She probably got stronger. Hell, even Malfoy hits hard,' Zabini thought.
"Y... You... blo..bloo-" Malfoy tried to say.
Then, Granger's head snapped at him.
"I'm not done with you yet!" She sneered.
Malfoy backed away and tried to mouth something. He kept on pointing at himself and shaking his head while taking a few steps further away from her. To Granger, she thought that he was retreating because he was scared of her for making up the rumors.
In her head, she knew that Zabini was merely messing around with the rumors, but she wanted him to say the truth. She still thought that Malfoy was the one who still started it, but now it was backfiring since Blaise was just making it worse for him. Even though it was backfiring, it was still working on her. Everyone still believed that it happened, but now it seemed like only Malfoy and her shagged while Zabini watched.
"You are going to pay for what you said!"
The next thing what happened shocked everyone again.
Granger pinned Malfoy to the floor.
"MERLIN, THEY ARE GOING AT IT AGAIN!" someone yelled.
Ron and Ginny froze and looked behind them to see that it was true. Their eyes widened and Ginny's face became nearly as pale as Malfoy's. For Ron, his face soon became red.
"HERMIONE!" Ron shouted as he tried to run to her, but was held back by his sister and Harry.
Harry saw that Draco's face became pale as Voldemort's skin. The-Boy-Who-Lived thought he could have become The-Boy-Who-Died-Right-After-He-Saw-One-Of-His-Best-Friends-On-Top-Of-His-Rival.
Blaise merely blinked, but a smirk formed on his lips.
Draco just couldn't believe that he got tackled, once again, by Granger.
But this time, the tackle was a bit different than the first one.
This time, she accidentally rubbed his manhood.
And this time, Malfoy loudly moaned.
Everyone thought that he sounded as if someone shoved a hand up his arse and pulled something out. Sadly, they didn't know that he actually lost his voice. Everyone believed that Zabini was telling the truth when he said that Granger made Malfoy speechless after their intense intimacy.
While Granger was shouting at him, footsteps quickly made their way towards the two Heads.
"Detention! Both of you!" Professor McGonagall yelled. "Tomorrow and it was last all day."
Both of their faces paled even more.
"Hurry and review. I honestly don't want to remain in this position with the ferret for the next couple of weeks," Granger begged.
"Don't tell me that you don't like it," Malfoy smirked.
"Didn't you lose your voice, Malfoy?" Hermione asked.
"BLOODY HELL, JUST REVIEW SO WE CAN JUST GET THIS OVER WITH!" Ron shouted.
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