Me: HI HI!
Finn: Um.
Me: I like this chapter. Partly because of my illegal 2nd husband showing up, and because of the end of Finn's POV. DON'T SKIP THE REST. Heh…
Finn: … I don't like that one.
Me: I DO! On with the chapter!
Chapter 24
Kat POV
Finn vanished shortly after I saved him, which irritated me, but I kept shooting people with my magical Bracelet. Was my memory back? Yes. Did I like it? No. Taffy was nowhere to be found and if he saw me before I found him, I don't think he'd be thrilled. I was aiming the Bracelet at an orc, but someone ran by, knocking it out of my hand and into the dirt. I crawled around, looking for it, and avoiding stampeding people. Someone from behind me grabbed my shirt collar and yanked me to my feet.
"Let me go!"
"You shouldn't be here!" Theseus said.
"You don't underst-"
"Perseus!"
"No! No, no, no. Theseus, I'm back! My mem- GAH," I stuttered but was swept away by a pegasus.
"Percy! Put me down. RIGHT NOW," I demanded.
"I can't, we have to go find Taffy," he said, helping me onto the horse.
"I'm sorry!" I yelled before pushing him off of Blackjack. Blackjack dove down, catching Percy's shirt with his teeth.
"Lower him to the ground, you can come back to him later," I commanded, steering Blackjack away after we dropped a very angry Percy on the ground. I soared to the area where I had dropped the Bracelet. I saw it gleaming in the soil below. I went to go dive Blackjack to get it, but Percy's buddies didn't like me being on his pegasus, so they all flew towards me.
"Change of plans. Have fun!" I said, jumping off of Blackjack and landing on someone's back.
"AGH!" they grunted before falling to the ground.
"Sorry!" I said, spotting the Bracelet a foot away. I dove, and I got it. I stood up and went to go officially apologize to the person I bodyslammed into the dirt, but only found Finn looking annoyed.
"Stop leaving," I grumbled, clasping the Bracelet around my wrist.
"I was kidnapped! Candice put me in the pumpkin carriage from Cinderella! Oh, and I picked up a stray," he reached into his pocket and pulled out Mr. Ravioli.
"Mr. Ravioli?" I asked, making sure that he wasn't his cousin or something. They all look the same.
"Hi!" he squeaked enthusiastically.
"He was in the carriage with you?"
"Yeah. And he gave me this," Finn also showed me a glowing, blue vaccine.
"Why in the world would… Mr. Ravioli, where did you get this?" I asked the tiny pasta, taking it from Finn.
"Well of course I got it from the clinic!"
"The clinic had this?" I asked.
"That's what I said! As I was saying, Grandpa Ravi-"
"No time!" I interrupted, putting the vaccine in my pocket. "We have to go find the Fairy Godmother!"
"The who?" Finn asked, shoving his way behind me. A band with long hair and The Who shirts looked up from beating a telkhine with their various instruments. I shook my head and they continued to beat the seal-like creature with a Gibson Les-Paul. Or something like that.
"Where's Mr. Ravioli?" I asked Finn, ignoring his question.
"Um."
"Go get him!" I said. Finn turned, scooped up the out-of-breath ravioli and put it in his pocket. When he came back to me, I answered his question.
"The Fairy Godmother," I repeated. Finn gave me a blank look.
"From Cinderella. The fairy who turned all the mice into horse."
"OH! Why her?" I rolled my eyes.
"Well, who else do you know that makes pumpkin carriages? That can be turned into prisons?"
"What about the vaccine?"
"You know how she was involved in all of that stuff… the 'drug' dealing. The magical potions. Accomplice for Aphrodite most of the time," I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by my illegal 2nd husband.
"What are you doing? I gave you to Perseus," he said.
"I'm fine! I have my memory back. I escaped Percy anyway, so if you could let me go please so I can save the school?"
"Don't get hurt," Theseus said, putting me down.
"Promise," I called, continuing running to the Fairy Godmother on the side of Candice's army.
"Who was that?"
"Theseus. From The Immortals. Awesome movie."
"You never saw it."
"I don't care!" I snapped. "It was Rated R. For violence! I'll find a way… MOVE!" I shoved a soldier out of the way as I burst through Candice's ranks. Finn stumbled after me, ducking underneath a swinging axe. I tossed him a sword that I conjured, and he quickly stabbed the axe-wielder in the stomach.
"I just killed someone," he said, surprised. He halted to stare at the lifeless body on the ground.
"Bad people," I informed him.
"I don't even know how to use this thing."
"Stab. Block. There it is. LET'S GO," I said sternly, dragging my knight in tinfoil armor through the throng of evil, fictional people.
Finn POV
FINN WHITMAN IS A MURDERER. The headlines would scream as they showed a picture Finn Whitman, handsome, yet intelligent, to justice for all the people he killed with his sword. Maybe that wasn't exactly accurate, but I was a murderer. Kat didn't seem to notice, or be concerned that I just stabbed one, and I don't think she had time to. We were on a quest to find the Fairy Godmother, who I guess was bad. Like Aslan, I figured that she 'converted' from good to evil.
"How will we know when we see her?"
"Well, I hope by what she's wearing," Kat replied.
"A military uniform? Guns? Swords?" I asked. Then we saw her. She was dressed in her sparkly blue dress and she looked exactly like she did in the stories and the movie.
"BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!" she yelled, zapping a Hunger Games tribute. He fell to the ground and didn't get up.
"The forbidden spell," Kat muttered. "Steer clear if she says that to you."
"Bippity Bo-" I started. Kat slapped me and interrupted my sentence.
"Dude," I protested.
"Don't say it! It's more powerful than you think. Now shut up and help me kill her."
"She'll just go to the Inner Sanctum," I pointed out.
"She'll die eventually. ANYWAY," she said loudly and stepped out in the fairy's view.
"Hello, my pretty," she cackled.
"That's out of character," I whispered.
"Duh. It's Multiple Character Disorder. She… just shut up and help me!" Kat growled.
"Fine, fine. YO UGLY!" I yelled.
"Bippity Boppity" she began, I ducked. "BOO!" A laser shot out and hit the tree behind me, burning a clean hole. I gulped and turned around. Kat was taking out the vaccine. I was trying to signal that the vaccine was for Candice, not Miss. Witchy without being conspicuous. She almost turned around, but I threw a rock at her.
"Stupid boy!" she growled.
"Come and get me, tub of lard," I teased, hiding behind a tree as she shot her magical spell at me.
"ROAR!" Kat shrieked, stabbing Miss. Witchy with the vaccine.
"That was for Candice," I said.
"Whatever," she rolled her eyes. The Fairy Godmother/ Miss. Witchy was frozen in her spot.
"Well? Zap her," I said. "I didn't distract her for nothing."
"We can't zap her when she's like this. We have to weaken her before."
"How are we supposed to do that? Cut off her legs and arms? I don't think my sword could do that. Maybe some ninjas…" I was babbling before she said, "Shut up," and removed the wand from the fairy's hand.
"That works too."
"Bippity Boppity BOO!" Kat said, pointing at the witch/fairy. It hit her, and like she was covered in glass, a part of it shattered and she was able to move.
"GARR!"
"I don't think she likes us," I pointed out.
"Glad you're so observant," Kat said sarcastically.
"Glad to help," I retorted.
"Expelliarmus!" Kat yelled. The witch fell backwards, as she was reaching for a dagger. She rubbed her hand, now entirely movable.
"Stupefy!" The witch was thrown backwards.
"Capture," she ordered the Bracelet. The witch disappeared in a poof of smoke.
"Isn't she supposed to turn into an orb?"
"Yeah," my kidnapper growled. "She got away."
"We stupidfied her and she got away?"
"Stupefy, Finn. Not stupidfy."
"Same thing. I'm not from Hunger Games, am I?"
"No, and neither is stupefy. It's Harry Potter," Kat informed me, trying not to laugh. I made a face and stomped away.
Me: STUPIDFY!
Finn: SHUT UP!
Me: Hunger Games… Finn's stupidfy.
Finn: … -hides in closet-
Me: Finn! Come out of the closet! –laughing hysterically-
Finn: -growling-
Me: You walked into that one! THE CLOSET! Get it? You walked into the closet… HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Finn: Leave me alone!
Read and Review or I'll stupidfy you. Did I spell 'expelliarmus' right? One of the few spells I know. STUPEFY! Sorry about last week, I didn't feel like it. I'm so awesome at excuses. See you on the 26th. WAIT! There's a Monday in between today and then! Well, that specific day is my Biology and Spanish Midterm… and I have to study for my Psychology and English exam the next day. And it's Christmas week. The only thing that will be posted that week is KKPJ, Trailer Number 3! ARE YOU EXCITED FOR KKPJMR? I am! January 6th! STUPIDFY!