Chapter 3
Me: You wanted it, so here it is! Chapter 3 of Super Smash Truth or Dare! How are you OCs holding up?
OCs: Fine, fine.
Me: Alright, let's get started! From Fire Blade!
LET'S DO THIS LEROY JEANKINS! Ok first thing thake my OC Name Tslayer he is a white male around 6-6 with blue hair, blue cloths, blue sneakers, and a watch with a blue trim. He has two swords one is a sword with a fire aura and one that also works as a grapaling hook. He also is a guy who dose not curse and is farily nice, but if you make him really mad he will start busting out the blades and cursing like mad. Also he has a crush on zelda. Anyway back to the ToD. Truths: Ike do you like any one from your game? Popo are you related to Nana? Fox are you gay for Falco? Dares: Ganondorf meet Captins punch with yours. Ike have 20 chickens and 20 smash balls to kill the top 20 people you hate. Soinc teleport to Afganastan and lead a LEROY charge. Jake Heart you have 30 seconds to run before I tell Chuck Norris who hates you where you are. Well that's all make sure Tslayer kills some people.
Me: *Summons Tslayer*
Tslayer: Hi, guys! HI, ZELDA! *Hits on Zelda*
Zelda: Get away, you creep!
Varimid: Boom, rejected!
Tslayer: Sheddup! *Pulls out blades* **** you!
Me: *Shoots Tslayer with tranquilizer* He'll wake up either when he gets dared or in the next chapter.
Ike: Nope. My heart belongs to Peach!
Peach: Ewwww…
Popo: Yes…
Me: I can't think of anything funny to say… must give Angelo another cookie… *Snaps out of it* Stupid mind control!
Angelo: Heh…
Fox and Falco: !
Ganondorf: MUUUWAAAHHH!
CF: FALCON-
*World explodes*
Me: *Still alive* *Revives everything*
Ike: Yay! *Noms chicken* GREAT AETHER!*Kills Kirby, Jigglypuff, Sonic, Etc.*
Sonic: Okay. * Eats fried chicken and teleports*
In Afghanistan…
Sonic: LEEROOOYYYY JEEEEENKIIIIIINNNNSSSSS! *Dies*
Me: *Revives Sonic*
Jake: What?
Chuck Norris: Hey there.
Jake: AAAAHHHH!
Chuck: What's your name, son?
Jake: Uh… Jake.
Chuck: *Roundhouse kicks Jake, then teleports out*
Me: *Revives Jake* Oh, I almost forgot! *Temporarily wakes up Tslayer* Tslayer, kill Wario!
Tslayer: OK. *Cuts off Wario's head with sword*
Me: *Puts Tslayer back to sleep* Oh, by the way… I have an announcement to make! Because WhiteFangWolf has been so dedicated to this story ( Major props, by the way,), I am requesting Dark Angelo to be the official cohost! Please let me know in the reviews section if it's okay. Okay, from Bowser Communist Lev X:
yay you putting varimid in made me level up to level x sooooo cake for every one but wario and martha. oc and and you get extra cake ps is not a lie
going on, dares: martha: go to silent hill
bowser: you are now a slave to dark angelo
kirby: say hi
all girls: when you want to hurt varimid hurt wario instead
truths: ness:in ssb are you saying "pk thunder" or "peanut butter"
wario: why do i hate you (after he says why he thinks i hate him, kill him)
red or ash or Pokemon trainer: do you have any Pokemon other then the starters?
well that's it peace off
All except Wario and Martha: Yeah!
Wario and Martha: Aww…
Me: *Eating cake* This cake is *Munch* delicious! Hey, OCs!
OCs ( Including Tslayer): Yeah?
Me: We get extra cake! Thanks, BCLX!
Martha: Wha? *Teleports*
Something so incredibly gruesome happens to Martha that I can't show it without changing the story's rating, so… Wario, pit of redeads. Nowwwwww!
Ikerulesall: Hey, you stole my idea!
Bowser: No!
Angelo: Fetch me an iced tea!
Bowser: NEVER!
Me: Do it.
Bowser:…Fine. *Walks away, grumbling*
Kirby: Hi!
Meta Knight: SHUT IT!
Kirby: …Kay.
All girls: We want to hurt Varimid! *Kill wario*
Ness: Peanut butter. I love peanut butter.
Wario: Because I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my- *Is killed by me.*
Red: No! I suck at catching Pokemon!
Me: Next, from- You guessed it- WhiteFangWolf!
Nice chapter! I think this will get faved by a lot of authors. May I submit my other OC? She's Dark's sister. I'll include her bio. You may let Pit have a big crush on Dark, for more torture. :3
Name: Rio Angelo
Age: 18(Same as Ike, I guess.)
Appearance: Leg-length magenta hair. She has sky blue eyes, and wears a black mask over her face, at all times, only if she wants to take it off(it looks like Spectra's from Bakugan...) She wears a blue tank top, a white jacket, jean shorts, and gold combat boots with spikes. She is also an angel, but she has white wings(Dark dyed hers black.) Also, she can summon any element or weapon from the side of her mask, like Dark.
Personality: Kind, dangerous, and fierce, like her sister. She is also a warrior of Palutena. She has met Ike when she had to tell something to Pit, so she has developed a tiny crush on Ike. Ike likes Rio a lot, though. She is dangerous in battle.
Weapons: Any element or any weapon. She prefers knives, her bow and arrows, and katanas.
I also forgot that Dark(and Rio) are archers.
Truths:
Pit: How long have you worked for Palutena?
Ike: Go wink at Rio.
Rio: Blush at the wink.
Peach and Jigglypuff: PINK GIRLS MUST DIE! Except Zelda and Samus, since they rock.
Link: Make out with Zelda.
Zelda: Slap Link, and go to Mario.
That's it! Bye
Me: Gladly. *Summons Rio*
Rio: Hey!
Me: 'Sup?
Rio: Lots!
Rio and I: *Dance*
Me: By the way, Ike is here.
Rio: *Blushes*
Me: Okay, let's get started!
Pit: FOREVA!
Ike: *Winks*
Rio: *Blushes again*
Peach and Jigglypuff: *Get killed by Dark Angelo*
Link: *Tries to kiss Zelda and is slapped*
Zelda: (Seductively) Hey, Mario…
Link: NOOOOO!
Me: Okay, next batch! From Ikerulesall!
OC time!
Name: Will
Age: 17
Gender :male
Appearance: Shaggy blonde hair, greenish blue eyes, wears a red tshirt and shorts with a bow on his back and a quiver. Has a sword sheath on his hip. Muscular
Personality: nice, but quiet. Enjoys torturing Sonic, Wario, and GanondorK. Loves donuts(who doesn't!)
Weapons: Bow and FIRE arrows and a sword
Ok time for ToD
Truthes: Marth(a): r u gay?
Roy: Hmmmmm. R u part dragon?
Samus: who is more annoying. Snake or Craptain Falcon?
Dares: Will(I shall dare my OC): Go Break Sonics neck slowly.
Ike: Great Aether Wario 1000000 times. Then have some chicken.
Marth(a): read every Yaoi fix about you. It's disgusting, right?
Me: Whoa, a lot of OCs. *Summons Will*
Will: *Munching on donut* Hey guys!
Martha: Mmmaaaayyyybeee….
Roy: *Flying* What gives you that idea?
Samus: …Snake.
CF: YESH!
Snake: NO!
Will: *Breaks Sonic's neck*
Ike: Awesome! *Great Aethers Wario over and over*
Martha: AH! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
Me: Ok, that wraps up this chapter. Anyone I didn't include, I'm not dissing you, it's just that my chapter is too full. You will be in the next chapter. Until then, See you next time!
