Chapter 5
Me: With torturous reviewers and OCs aplenty, it's chapter 5 of Super Smash Truth or Dare! WhiteFangWolf is our ToD genius for this chapter, so I favorited her, she appears in the story, and she can make anything happen! *Summons WhiteFangWolf*
WhiteFangWolf: Hey!
Me: Okay, the things she wanted to happen were… Dark has to murder Peach, Ike has to like Rio for two chapters, and I have to war with Ike over Rio. O.o
Dark: YYES! *Kills Peach with katana*
Ike: NOO! Farewell, my looooooowhat? Hey Rio!
Rio: Oh, hey Ike.
Ike: Hellooo, beautiful!
Me: Hey, hands off!
Ike: Rah! *Fights me*
Me: *Uses author powers to win*
Ike: No fair!
Me: Hee hee hee! Okay, dares time! From Ninja Mongoose!
Sorry I haven't reviewed for a few chapters. Have some cookies!
Truths:
Wario: What is the circumference of a moose?
Ike: How did Marth die when you played FE? He's not in Radiant Dawn! HE'S IN SHADOW DRAGON!
Wolf: Why don't you show up in the Subspace Emissary?
Dares:
Sonic: CHOOSE YOUR WIFE: Amy, Blaze, or Rouge.
Mario: CHOOSE YOUR WIFE: Peach, Daisy, or Rosalina.
Non-wives: DESTROY MARIO AND SONIC!
Wives: Do the Carmeldansen!
Me: Yum! Cookies!
Wario: I think you all know what's coming: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!
Me: Whoops! Shows you what I know about Fire Emblem! Sorry, angry FE fans!
Wolf: I was on coffee break during filming.
Sonic: Blaze!
Mario: Peach-a!
Non-wives: DIIEEE!
Mario: Mama-mia! *Dies*
Sonic: Holy- *Dies*
Amy and Peach: *Carameldanse*
Me: Okay, from Fire Blade!
Truths: Guys how was your show? Falco you like flying more so why don't you use the arwing? Zelda are you sheki or do you transform into it and is it a boy or girl? Dares: every oneplay musical chairs last man sitting gets to kill who ever they chose. All OCs you are now to go to the Pizza Relm for a week to make up for the Rick Roll. Red here's all the Legendries go kill Pit. All villans including kirby must now face justice and by justice I mean Chuck Norris
Guys: What show?
Falco: Master Hand won't let me.
Me: But he lets you use the Landmaster.
Falco: That is correct.
Me: The Landmaster, a freaking TANK that has much more power than an Arwing.
Falco: Affirmative.
Me: Master Hand's logic is flawless.
Zelda: Sheik is a girl, just like me, and I transform into her.
All: Musical chairs! *Play*
Captain Falcon: *Wins* YESH! *Falcon Punches Snake*
All OCs: Yeah! *Leave*
Red: Yes! *Sends out Arceus, who kills Pit*
All Villains: No! *Roundhouse kicked*
Kirby: POYO! *Swallows Chuck*
Me: …That was interesting. Okay, from Regular Guy!
Great story! Here are mine:
Truths
Pit: Why? Why must Angel Ring be so spammable?
Saki (he's a trophy from the game Sin and Punishment): You look like an older version of me. When did Nintendo start stalkng me?
Dares
All. Mario characters: Google Mario dubstep heavy drop. Listen to it. Marvel in its sheer awesomeness.
All Pokemon characters: Google Pokemon dubstep. Click on the one by Arion.
Link: Google Hey Listen dubstep dirty south drop. If anything, it will make you hate Navi a bit less.
The Captain: Google Falcon Punch dubstep. Wish yours sounded like that.
Everyone: Google Smash Bros. Brawl metal remix. Yell Master Hand for not cominf up with a theme song like that.
Pit: Angel Ring is spammable. Spammable=Awesome. I'm a newcomer. Newcomers have to be awesome. Therefore, Angel Ring is spammable.
Saki: Since you were born…
All Mario characters: Awesome!
All Pokemon: Awesome!
Link: Awesome!
Captain Falcon: Awesome!
All: AWESOME! LOOK, MASTER HAND!
Master Hand: Eh?
All: THIS IS SO COOL! WHY COULDN"T YOU MAKE THAT?
MH: *Cries*
Me: From WhiteFangWolf! Hi, Wolfy!
Uhm...is the band called Living in a Box? xDD I just took a guess.. anyways, here are the truths and dares...
Truths/Dares:
Fox: Go die. In a hole. Filled with bugs. Slowly. And maybe with a ShamWow.
Falco: Same as Fox.
Wolf: Hook up with Krystal.
Ike: ...Somebody hates you know. So...eat this anyway.(hands cookie that's filled with poison)
Rio: Teleport Ike's body right under you.
Livinginabox: Revive Ike, and see what happens.
The BOY OCS: Go do the Caramelldansen without a shirt.
Luigi: Y U NO NINTENDO'S MASCOT, DAMN IT?
...I'm stubborn, damn it. Anyways, happy Thanksgiving to you! ^^
Fox: *Vince Offer throws a ShamWow at Fox and Falco, pushing them into the pit.*
Krystal: Grr…
Wolf: Hey, baby.
Krystal: *Reluctantly smooches Wolf*
Ike: NOM NOM NOM ACK *Dies*
Rio: Oh Palutena… *Teleports Ike's body under her*
Me: *Revives Ike* WHOA! CENSOR BAR! GOTTA KEEP THIS STORY T-RATED! *Pulls up censor bar*
Boy OCs: *Caramelldanse*
Luigi: I can-a be-a Nintendo's mascot! Watch! *Kills Mario*
Me: Cool! Okay, from BladeStar360!
Sorry i guess i wasnt paying atention
Jade is a very nice and kind person. At certen times she can get easly anoied and sometimes blow her top.
Sorry about forgeting oh and i wana add a few quick dares
Wolf: get locked in a room with crazy hand who just had 10 bags of SHUGAR
Everyone ( except OC'S, the aurthor, Pit, Marth, Roy, And link):FACE THE WRATH OF NYAN CAT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OC"S: dance with any smasher u want for 15 minniets
Aurthor: Select my Oc Jade and anyother oc for a brawl
Keep up the good work. now excuse me as i watch Michel Jackson "Smooth Criminal" *Watches video*
Blade~
Me: Thanks for clearing that up, BladeStar360!
Wolf: Uh-oh. *Is locked in*
Later…
Me: *Opens door to find Wolf eating a chair* Is this gonna become a running gag?
All: *Nod*
Me: *Sigh*
Me: *Hands out earplugs to OCs, Pit, Marth, Roy, and Link*
Nyan cat: NYANYANYANYANYA
All except the people with earplugs: *Head explodes*
Me: *Revives them all and gets rid of Nyan cat*
Male OCs: *Choose Peach, Zelda, Samus, and Jigglypuff*
Female OCs: *Choose Pit, Link, G&W, Fox, etc.*
One dance session later…
Me: (Weeping after seeing Ike dance with Rio) *Sniff* Okay, Jade? Fight Ike.
Jade: OK. *Kills Ike*
Me: Two more sets to go. From ShadowofHeart!
*Ugh To Lazy To Log In -_-*
Umm WhiteFangWolf Already Said The Band Name But I'll Say It Again,The Band Is Actually Called Living In a Box That Is A British Band Okay.
Okay Now For The Questions But I Would Like Another OC Of Mine...Jake Know's Him Better Than anyone In This Is... Eddie Heart.
Name:Eddie Heart
Age:17
Gender:Male
Appearance:Black Hair,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Blue Shoes,Black Jeans,A Gold Watch,And Wear Sunglasses Everywere And I Mean Everywere.
Personality:Goofy,Funny,Jokester,Troublemaker,Really Nice,Brave,Never Mean To Good People,Always Happy,Never Sad,Always Excited, Is Distacted Easy,Looks Up To Jake And Best Friend With Him.
Weapons:A Red Sword With A Black Ribbin On The Hilt,A Black Mace,And Several Healing Potions.
P. Is Studying To Be A Docter So Give Him A Purpose,Like He Can Revive People.
Truths
Marth:I Feel Nice Today So Your Name Stays Marth Even When People Call You Martha
Ike:You Never Answered My Queistion,So Marth Or Roy?
Jake:Are You Happy That You Brother Is Here
Eddie:Excited To Be In Your First ToD
Pit:When Is Your Birthday Anyway?
Dares
Snake:Teach Eddie How To Snap Someones Neck By Using Capton Falcon
Eddie And Jake:Fight Anyone Of Your Choosing
Mario:Into The Pit Filled With Weegee
Rio and Dark:Fight Anyone Of Your Choosing
Tslayer:Take Zelda On A Date
Zelda:Go With Him Or Else...
Last Dare:OC's Get To Have A Party And You Can Bring One Smasher With You (Jake Picks Roy And Eddie Picks Snake)
Great ToD And I Hope To Read More OK.
Me: *Summons Eddie* Okay, my running gag here is that I'll always call you EDDIH! Kay, EDDIH?
EDDIH: Stop that!
Me: Whatever you say, EDDIH! Also, since you want to be a doctor, you shall be reviver for this story for a while. Ok, on to ToDs:
Marth: YIPPEE!
Ike: I did answer your question. I said, "NO, NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
Jake: Yeah!
EDDIH: Sorta…
Pit: December 19, 1986.
Snake: Here, EDDIH! Watch this! *Breaks Craptain's neck*
Me: *Revives Craptain*
EDDIH: You mean like this? *Breaks Craptain's neck again*
Me: *Revives Craptain*
Jake: C'mon, EDDIH! Let's kill Craptain!
EDDIH: *Snaps Craptain's neck again*
Me: Ya know what, forget it.
Rio and Dark: *Kill me*
EDDIH: *Revives me*
Zelda: *Grabs Tslayer's arm* C'mon, let's get this over with.
Tslayer: OK!
One date later…
Zelda: THAT WAS AWFUL!
OCs: *Hand out invitations*
Rio: *Hands one to me*
Me: Hey, I'm invited! Thanks, Rio!
Rio: *Blushes* You're welcome!
People who were invited and OCs: PARTY TIME!
One party later…
Me: Okay, one last set. From .o!
Holy crap another ToD! Yippee! Time for torture! And also can I send in my oc? Her name is PikaBolt and her description is on my profile.
anyways...TRUTHS!:
Mario: Why you so fat and ugly!
Wario: Same question.
Everyone: Do you know the muffin man?
and now... Dares!
Mario: Me likez torturing you sooo... TO THE LAND OF CD-I!
Mr. Game and Watch and R.O.B.: You two are my faves sooo... Kill 5 people each with these rifles.
and last dare:
Ness and Lucas: Face off against another psychic boy named... Razputin! (Psychonauts for teh win!)
That's it for now! Bye from PikaBolt! And also good luck with the story!
Me: Okay. *Summons white Pikachu with red eyes and rainbow hair, along with one black check and one grey*
Pikabolt: *Saunters over to G&W and R.O.B.* Hey, guys!
G&W and R.O.B.: Uh… hi?
Pikabolt: *Giggles*
Me: …She has a crush on R.O.B. and G&W.
Mario and Wario: 'Cuz we were born this way! (Lady GaGa reference for the win!)
All: You mean that weirdo who lives on dreary lane? Yeah, I heard of him.
Mario: NOO! *Teleports*
In the land of CD-I…
Mario: Where am I?
CD-I Mario: NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US TO A PICNIC, EH LUIGI?
Mario: AAH! Who are you?
CD-I Luigi: I HOPE SHE MADE LOTS OF SPAGHETTI!
CD-I Link: I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME MARIOS! *Bombs Mario*
Back in ToD land…
G&W:*Kills Zelda, Link, Toon Link, Wario, and Ness*
R.O.B. : *Kills Ganondorf, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Marth, and Ike*
EDDIH: *Revives Ness*
Lucas and Ness: No… Not Tim Schaffer references!
*Raz appears*
Raz: HAHAHA! *Beats up Lucas and Ness, then disappears*
Me: Well, I think that pretty much wraps up this chapter. Please R&R, and as always, see you next time!
A/N: This chapter's Genius Question: What two NES games are R.O.B. compatible with?