Chapter 6
A/N: I'm not dead! HAHA! Sorry if I kept you waiting too long and you had to bang your head against a wall for entertainment. BTW, this story's format is being changed from script format. Sorry, FanFiction. Please don't sue me.
The smashers were emptied once again into the hellhole that was known as the ToD room. They thought that since the author had just been faffing about for a while that they were free. How wrong they were…
I walked in. "Hello, everyone!" I said. Everyone groaned. "First things first…"
".o is our ToD genius, so she'll be appearing. I will use my powers of I-don't-give-a-crap-about-physics to bring her in." I summoned Pikabolt. She said hi to everyone. "Now, she wanted all except Ike to turn into chickens and for Ike to go on a chicken-eating rampage. WHAT'RE YA WAITING FOR?" I yelled at the room which was empty except for me and a newly chickenized Pikabolt. I tried to speak but it came out as a squawk.
"(Translated from chicken) (Oh, no…)" I said as I looked up and saw a mercenary with a very crazed look in his eyes standing over us…
The rampage lasted many hours, and all smashers except G&W, ROB, Dark, Rio, Pikabolt and I were eaten before ROB managed to shoot a tranquilizer at Ike. "(Ugh)" I said. I used my aforementioned powers to revive us all. Our normal healer was eaten. "So," I said as if nothing had happened. "It has also come to my attention that I am being used in another FanFiction, WhiteFangWolf's Super Smash Truth or Dare! (No relation). Wolf, my OC's name is usually Livinginabox, but Himself seems pretty good, too. Yeah, let's go with that. Onto the Dares! From .o :"
Well that was a funny chap. Oh and something you should know: Script format isn't allowed so try writing/typing like this:
ex: "Hey!" WhiteFangWolf screamed. So be careful when typing.
anyway... TRUTHS!:
Mario: How was the land of CD-I
Ness,Lucas: How was the fight with Raz?
G&W and R.O.B.: Did you find my dares and truths as awesome?
and now... DARES!:
Luigi: Go be weird because you perform this way! (Lol Weird Al is great xD)
and last dare:
Jigglypuff: Why do people keep on disrespecting you... so I'll do this: *Hands Jigglypuff a Bazooka* Go nuts and kill anyone except my oc, G&W, R.O.B., The Ice Climbers, and Pikachu.
And to answer the genius question you have asked. It's Gyromite and Stack-Up that R.O.B. is able to be used with.
That's it for now. Bye from PikaBolt!
"Disturbing…" Mario said quietly, his eyes filled with fright and his mind contemplating ways to murder the authoress…
"It made us want to buy Psychonauts!" exclaimed the two psychic boys. No one dared question the purple powder on their faces and the tubular paper wrappers on the floor. G&W and ROB didn't want to answer, no, not with Pikabolt in the room. (Yes, Pikabolt! That wasn't an insult!) Luigi laid on the floor, saying something about worm chickens, camps for psychics, brain-harvesting dentists, and worlds where the sky was yellow and the world was populated by weird black spiky things. No one paid attention to him. Jigglypuff passed out from adrenaline after shooting one person with the bazooka (It was snake.)
"Okay!" I said. "Next set is from Ikerulesall:"
Truthes:
Marth: U proved my point they r so ****in disgusting. Have a cookie.
Ike: Do u like Rio?(I think he does.)
CF: r u annoying(don't deny it)
Dares: Sonic: break Snakes neck.
Samus: Go on a date with CF(tell her 3 minutes after it starts Will will chop off his head for fun
Dark Angelo: date Pit
Tslayer: Hit on Zelda again
Zelda: While he's doin it turn into Sheik and attack him
Marth and Ike nodded vigorously. They had set up a blockade between them so that the sheer amount of Ike/Marth stories wouldn't cause it to become canon. Marth nommed his cook- what, that's not a word? It should be. FINE.- Marth ATE his cookie. You happy now, Microsoft Word? Ike agreed, but only to prove his heterosexuality. Captain Falcon kept spamming his down taunt before having his neck snapped, along with Sonic, by Snake. Who was then sniped. 'Cause that's how I roll. (It's a vicious cycle.)I revived Captain Falcon. Samus reluctantly agreed to. 3 minutes through, Samus was mesmerized by Captain Falcon's amazingly funny anecdotes and well-toned muscles. She wept over his decapitated corpse afterwards, then killed Will. Pit came over towards Dark to hit on her, but received a dagger to the face. Tslayer tried to use his favorite pick-up line ("Are you a Pokemon? 'Cause I want to Pikachu.") on Zelda when his face suddenly was filled with needles. "OK, everyone," I said. "Next set is from Fire Blade!"
By show I ment the girls in bikinis... Anyway Truths: Rio Livinginabox or Ike? OCs are you mad at your creators for bringing you here? Dares: OCs battle everyone else in a brawl match whoever wins can host a party and bring one guest. All losers not invited to the party have angered guess who Chuck Norris.
All the guys just shrugged. "Ike." Said Rio, looking at the floor. I got a dejected look on my face and held back tears. Peach tried to kill Rio, but Dark held her back. All the OCs except Dark and Rio nodded, which I disapproved of. They then proceeded to fight each other. The winner was Tslayer, who invited Zelda. Zelda hated Tslayer, but she did love a good party, so she went along with him. The other OCs gulped. I called in the janitors from Kirby's big mistake and asked them to clean up Chuck Norris's mess.(Man, those guys are good- it only took them a few minutes, plus they made me a smoothie!) I sipped my smoothie and moved onto the next set of ToDs, which was from WhiteFangWolf.
Gyromite and Stack-up! If I'm wrong...oh well. Here are the truths.
Yoshi: Have you ever ridden Mario before?
Lucas: What happened to your brother?
Ness: Who exactly IS Porky Minch?(I'm not a big Mother fan.)
Samus: How do you feel with all the pervs around you?
Dares:
Mario: Say Mah Boi to Link OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND times.
Link: If you kill him...YOU MUST DIE!
Zelda: Say to Link..'EAT TRIFORCE OF WISDOM, BITCH!' and kill him with Din's Fire.
Ike: You'll have to do the tango with Rio for an hour..IN FRONT OF THE AUTHOR!
Dark: Aim Shurikens at Bowser's behind. Then, shoot him in the eyes.
Bowser: Throw the Shurikens back at Dark.
Dark: CATCH THEM LIKE KAKASHI! xDD
That's it, and bye!
"No. That would be gay." Said Yoshi in a voice that sounded suspiciously like Patrick Stewart. I reached into his throat and found he had a Patrick Stewart voicebox. "You faker!" I yelled. "Yoshi Yoshi. (Bite me)" replied Yoshi, his "voice" dripping with sarcasm. Lucas handed WhiteFangWolf a link to the Mother Wiki. Samus yelled in pain and started ripping her hair out, which I put back in. Mario kept spamming "Mah Boi" but Link resisted. When Mario was done, I looked at Link and found that it was actually a doll of Link. We found him hiding in the rafters. "'EAT TRIFORCE OF WISDOM, BITCH!" yelled Zelda to the REAL Link, who was sent flying across the room in a cloud of smoke.
"'Oh No'" Ike said sarcastically. As I was tied up to a chair, watching and crying, Ike seemed to be enjoying himself. Dark threw the shurikens at Bowser, who threw them back, and- the shurikens froze in the air while the author went off to find out who Kakashi was. The shurikens then resumed and Dark caught them. "Well, Okay!" I said. "Last set for now (I don't hate you other people, I'm just tired and we'll do yours next chapter.) is from ShadowOfHeart:"
Okay Now For More Questions. Be Very Afraid.
Dares Go First
CF:Be Forced To Listen To Nyan Cat Song FOREVER
Rio:Choose Who You Wanna Go On A Date. Ike or Livinginabox
Will: Choose A Partner To Help You Fight Wario And Bowser
Sonic:Your Legs Are Glued To The Floor
Everyone:A Crazy Horde Of Fangirls Are Coming,And There Going To Attack the OC's And The Smasher's So GET TO THE SAFE HOUSE! P.S. The Safe House Only Holds 15 People hehehe.
Truth's
Pit:Why Do You Think You have So Many Fangirls?
Ike:Here Is Some Cookies,Share With 2 People
Bowser:Why Do You Kidnnap Princess Peach?
Wario:You Fat And Ugly
LivingInABox:Give All The OC's Nickname's
Great Chapter And This Is Going To be Fun :3
Captain Falcon (Now revived) wretched, said "To hell with that!" and Falcon Punched (TM R C TJTE CTE CE BLABBEDY BLAB) the author and Nyan Cat in the face. Rio chose Ike again, much to my chagrin, and went on a date with Ike. Will chose me, and I used my author powers to hurl the opponents off cliffs. Sonic yelled "I'M TOO SLOW!" with a very sad tone, then exploded. The Horde of fangirls came so I expanded the safehouse so it could fit everything. However, I found that I couldn't use it, so I sacrificed myself to the fangirls, who had somehow emptied out of the mansion. "Figures…" I muttered. "I have fangirls?" Pit asked, oblivious to the many bouquets, love notes, wedding proposals and bottles of water being hurled at him. Ike shared the cookies with Rio and Dark. Bowser just raised his eyebrows suggestively, then winked twice at Peach, who giggled. "Wow." Wario said, tearing up. " You-a really hurt my-a feelings!" I comforted him by giving him cookies. (What? He's one of my favorite characters, people. You sadistic bastards.) "I would nickname them, if I could remember all them" I then said. "But for some of the ones I DO remember, Dark: 'Psycho' Rio: 'Aaaahhh….*Slobber*' Tslayer: 'Jack Crabby'. (NO I WON'T EXPLAIN) Eddie: EDDIH. Well, that does it for this chapter. -
A/N: Ugh. I'd better take a break. My worst enemy is now those stupid red lines in Microsoft Word that indicate that the word is misspelled. Augh. Also, just wanted to give a little shout-out to my friend Sabrina, who has gotten an account. Hey, Sabrina! Check out her profile- her name is "BunnyfrogXD". Seeya.