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CHAPTER 3, NO PARADOXES YET!

Because FanFiction says no one to two lined FanFics may be submitted, I will now pass this chapter with these words of advice, one of which is in Spanish:

Cobra.

Un vaso de leche.

Abcderg

GOOMBA

La la la la la.

…I really want to skip this chapter so I can write paradoxes. Hey, it's a CrackFic. I can do ANYTHINGZ. :P