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CHAPTER 4, Professor Gerald hijacks the story/GhostKing takes back control

"…Wait…what? Oh crap…this thing is writing everything I say. . Um…Antidisestablishmentarianism. Jeez, this thing is good… Hey, what's this about Shadow on a sugar rush? What's Author Laws? Why am I asking this out loud so this thing can write down everything I say?… Why am I asking stupid questions?"

*POOF*

"Hey, who are you?"

"I'm GhostKing." GhostKing said. "Pleasure to meet you. How did you hack my story?"

"No clue, actually."

"That's what I thought. And I can sort of explain everything…sort of. Well, see, there was a vortex of time I had to throw Shadow in because he lost his arm in a portal and it gave him his arm back, but the vortex absorbed all coffee and sugar products within a really large radius, and now he's all hyper. Oh, and Sonic got captured by Ash Ketchum, Silver went into some sort of shock twice, we played in bands, and we demolished a few neighborhoods and are now on some sort of planet with aliens." GhostKing said really fast.

"?"

"I take it from your confused expression that you're as confused as I am." GhostKing sighed.

"How is all this possible?"

"I'm an Author. This is a CrackFic. 'Nuff said."

*POOF*

"OH MY GAH IT'S THAT ONE GUY!" Silver shouted really loudly.

GhostKing rolled her eyes. "I should be going now."

"Please do."

"Wait…before we do anything…" GhostKing paused for a few seconds. "Can we take Maria with us? I'm pretty sure she's the only one who can snap Shadow out of his sugar craze. Also we might be saving her life."

(INTERUPTION from The Author Laws of Changing History, book 13 out of twenty three:

Thou shalt not change history by saving people who are destined to die. Thou may borrow them from the past for a while, but in the end, thee must die.

"Yeah, but you're forgetting this is a CRACKFIC!" GhostKing shouted loudly.

Thee only exception is thee CrackFic of Doom.

"That's better.")

"…What?"

"Yeah, long story…" GhostKing sighed. "But this way, she'll live!"

And by bringing Maria to the planet they screwed up Time.

A BIT LATER…

GhostKing and Silver returned to the planet with Maria.

"Whoa…you weren't kidding when you said you screwed up majorly." Maria observed the planet they were stuck on. "Can't you just teleport back?"

"Where's the fun in that?" GhostKing snickered evilly. "Come on, we tied Shadow to a tree so he wouldn't run people over."

As they approached the tree Blaze came running up to them. "Um…he chewed his way out of the ropes and is now somewhere." She said, ashamed.

"WHAAAT?" GhostKing paled.

That was about when a portal opened and Sonic jumped through.

"POKEMON GEEKS EVERYWHERE!" he screamed. "YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"

He burst out in tears and threw himself at GhostKing, crying, "I need a hug!"

Blaze, Maria and Silver took a few steps back. "Um..ok…" They muttered.

Mephiles walked over, giving GhostKing a weird look. "Care to explain that?"

"Not really, no." GhostKing growled, trying to push Sonic away, but he had an iron grip around her waist. "Let me go!"

Another portal opened, dumping a ton of tiny fish onto Mephiles' head. Sarah fell out and looked around angrily. "WHAT THE HECK?"

"What happened this time?" GhostKing asked.

"My fish died again." Sarah hissed, looking around at the tiny, dead fish. "They were cute too!"

She caught sight of Maria. "Oh, hi! GhostKing screwed up Time by bringing you here, didn't she?"

"Probably. This is the future, right?" Maria asked.

"The waaaay future." GhostKing slapped Sonic but he still didn't let her go.

"Well, I'll be back shortly. I have to get some non-dead fish." Sarah jumped through the portal again, leaving the dead fish.

"Well, that was weird." Mephiles said, kicking fish out of his way.

GhostKing flipped out and tried to kill Sonic with a hammer.

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"I knew something like this was going to happen." Blaze said later.

"What, Sarah falling through a portal with more fish?" Silver asked.

"No, Shadow would go nuts."

"You should have seen the way he was playing Guitar Hero, Maria!" Silver nearly fainted from the sheer memory. "It was soooo cool!"

Maria gave GhostKing a strange look.

"And to think this is all because of the fourth wall, probably." GhostKing muttered.

The tree that Shadow had been tied to uprooted itself and flipped over, and a secret path appeared with a giant neon sign that blared, GO THIS WAY.

Somewhere up on the ARK the lead scientist laughed to himself. He still had some control over the story.

"Weird…let's go!" Silver said.

So they went in the secret path that was bound to lead to danger, death, and doorknobs. Or anything else that begins with a 'd'. Donkeys. Doughnuts. Dill pickles. Ect.

It was kinda dark, but no one really cared. Blaze controlled fire so they had light and Silver glowed. Hurray.

Meanwhile Gerald was writing something about him writing something. A PARADOX!

"I had a thought." Mephiles said at last. "If there was a space that had all the spaces in the universe, would it still have its own space?" A CONFUSING QUESTION/PARADOX!

"Dude, don't make Sonic think. He might blow up." GhostKing warned.

Sonic blew up anyway, showering everyone in confetti and candy. SPUTNIK!

"OH BOY SUGAR!" A loud shout from the other end of the tunnel said.

Shadow came crashing into Silver, knocking him into next week via a portal. He grabbed candy and then ran off again.

"WAAAIT! Shadow!" GhostKing and Maria ran after him, screaming threats/bribes at him the entire way.

Silver came back because someone punched him into last week. ANOTHER PARADOX THINGAMAJIG SORTA!

"Ow, my spleen!" he wailed.

They eventually caught up with Shadow, Maria and GhostKing.

"Did you catch him?" Mephiles asked.

"He had a sugar crash." Maria said. "Real shortly after he saw me."

"That's good, right?"

"Not really." Maria picked up Shadow and then started walking back the way she had come.

"Wait, hold on a second." Blaze said. "Let's go the way he came. Maybe we can find something/someone who can restore our lives to normal."

"That's a good idea." Silver said.

So everyone went the other way.

Along the way Mephiles sang 21 Guns by Greenday for no apparent reason.

A portal appeared in front of them, teleporting them all to the ARK.

"Hi, Grandfather!" Maria said. "We caught Shadow!"

"Oh, good." The professor said.

"Dude, stop writing the story for me! It's my job! I'm the Author, you're the scientist! Unless you want to make us a device thing to make everything the way it was…" GhostKing said.

"Sorry, I got bigger things to work on."

"Dang it!"

That was about when another portal opened and Midna and Black Doom came back.

"AW CRAP I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF YOU!" Blaze sighed loudly.

"No." Black Doom said evilly.

"THIS IS NOT FRIED CHICKEN!" Midna roared.

Another portal opened and a whale came through, crushing Midna and Black Doom. Sarah slid down the whale's tail and stood there for a second, looking around. "This isn't SeaWorld…" She muttered.

"OH THANK GOD! We were about to be killed by some psychos!" Silver sighed.

The whale slammed him into the wall with its tail.

"Why can't I end up where I actually want to go?" Sarah wailed.

"Because it is not your destiny!" Mephiles said creepily.

Then Space imploded.

"NOT AGAIN!" Everyone yelled.

"GO AWAY!" GhostKing yelled back.

"Sorry." Everyone went away, looking rejected.

"Moron." Blaze hissed.

And that's that. GhostKing screwed up Time and Space. Also the world.

That was about when Shadow walked into the room.

"Wait a second…" Maria glanced from Shadow— who had just walked into the room—to Shadow, who was passed out in her arms.

"OH CRAP A PARADOX!" the conscious Shadow shouted, running in circles for a while before heading out the door, yelling about CrackFics.

"Man, he was doomed from the beginning." GhostKing sighed. "Breaking the fourth wall since he was created."

Then Sonic crawled out from the whale's mouth. "Miss me?"

"No." Mephiles lasered him and he exploded into candy again.

"I'm now really confused." Gerald said loudly.

"Me too." Practically everyone in the room said at the same time.

"This isn't good." Sarah sighed. "We need to set things straight."

"I can do that!" GhostKing opened a portal. "Everyone through!"

Everyone jumped through and GhostKing shut the portal, so Everyone could never return. No one liked that guy anyway.

"Now that we're done with that, let's work on getting home."

James T. Kirk materialized in the room with Samus Aron From the Metroid games.

"Since when have you two been together?" GhostKing asked awkwardly.

"Since never." Samus lasered Kirk and he exploded into kittens.

After that a random portal opened, and Erazor Djinn came, threatening to cut everyone's heads off. But the whale slammed him into the wall on top of Silver, and they exploded into rainbows.

"Why is everyone exploding?" Blaze demanded, exploding into banana pudding.

After that, everyone stopped exploding and Silver, Sonic and Blaze were back.

"Ok, I got a portal. Let's go." Sarah jumped through after pushing her whale through.

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GhostKing was writing a FanFiction about her writing a FanFiction. This time, it was actually legal and she created a paradox which saved everyone who embarked on that terrible journey. So everyone had a happy ending.

Wait…

Except Sonic. Mephiles blew him up into candy again. And then ate him.

And he didn't even share! The nerve of that guy!

On account of GhostKing being annoyed, she revived Sonic and turned him into a werewolf. She then watched him and Mephiles battle it out. It was intense.

A portal opened and Sarah's voice came through:

"I FOUND SEAWORLD! HURRAY!"

"Good for you." GhostKing laughed.

Meanwhile, Ash Ketchum was plotting revenge on his runaway blue Pokémon…

END FOR NOW

IT'S OVER, THANK GOD!

NO FLAMES.

HASTA LA VISTA, READERS!

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