By: The White Dragon Rider
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!!! Are we clear? Good! P.S. Please don't sue me
(Ok here's the next chapter. Toph and Naruto have some fun sparing and showing off their moves. The only problem is some unexpected visitors show up and cut the fight off early. I'm proud of this chapter since it has a lot of the stuff Naruto is about in it. Fight scenes, touching moments, comedy, and many many dirty jokes. Let's go!)
(P.S. For those of you who keep bugging me about the Sharingan bending copy let me say this. While both Sasuke and Kakashi can copy all the bending styles they lack the chakra to do for long so they can only do small amounts of bending before being wiped out. It's not like they are the Avatar State or anything it's just small amounts of bending. I know not to make characters insanely powerful. I'm saving that for Nine Tailed Naruto)
Chapter 6: TeachersIt had been a week or two after Toph and Naruto had stared traveling together and things were going very well
They had made good time and were closing in on Aang quickly even though they could only guess where he was
They had recently slowed down a bit since Toph had stared walking on her own and they traveled like that sometimes since Toph wasn't the biggest fan of the ninja jump
Toph was healing at a very quick rate and was getting back to her old self quickly by practicing her earthbending to strengthen her body
She had healed a lot quicker after Naruto had applied some of Hinata's medicine he had left over to Toph's wounds
He was actually surprised when her wounds didn't just melt off like his did but then he remembered that it was Fox that healed him so rapidly and not her medicine
But still they helped her heal and kept her wounds from getting infected which was good
The medicine had stung a lot when first put on but Toph was strong and didn't show how much it hurt
Toph had asked where he got the ointment and Naruto told her that a friend had given it to him right before she nearly got killed in a fight
She told him she/he was glad to have it since it worked really well
Naruto was happy of that and wondered how Hinata and the others were doing back home
He often wondered what had happened to his team and how things were going back at the village
Naruto then had a horrible realization that filled him with dread
The Final Chunin Exam would be starting and he would miss it!
If he couldn't find a way home soon he would miss out on the exams and officially Neji would win!
He couldn't allow that to happen after what he did to Hinata and he thought about the subject every time he gave Toph's legs a new set of bandages and medicine
Unfortunately there wasn't anything he could do to get home quicker except catch up to this Aang guy quickly and pray he knew what was going on
But that was a problem since he couldn't go too fast with Toph since she still couldn't get used to ninja jumping and she couldn't run too fast on her wounded legs
Naruto could only hope and pray things turned out well for him but didn't count on it with his long bad luck streak
Either way he found traveling with Toph to be fun
Toph always respected him for some reason, he didn't know he was one of the very few people Toph respected, and Toph didn't treat him with hating like he had been all his life or classified him as the village idiot which most did in Hidden Leaf Village
He was actually beginning to wish that he and Toph could be on a team together and he/she could replace Sasuke but he knew that wasn't likely
But the one thing he really wanted was to finally have his battle with Toph…
Camp, Early One MorningToph got out of her earth tent with a yawn as she walked out into the bright morning sun that bathed the entire area in warmth
She was happy she could walk fine on her own now and didn't have to ride Naruto anymore
Toph's legs were still covered in bandages but they were steady and Toph got used to it even if they did make bending them or itching harder
She had even heard Naruto talk about this guy called Rock Lee that used to train so hard his arms always had bandages on them so she thought she was lucky
Toph walked near the pile of ashes that had been the fire the pervious night looking for Naruto since he usual slept near the fireside
She couldn't feel him in his sleeping bag or anywhere nearby
"Where did he go off again to?" she asked annoyed
Her question was suddenly answered when she felt a kunai knife come flying past her head from behind so close it cut a few hairs
Toph jumped in shock at the attack before turning around to see where it had come from
She didn't feel anyone on the ground anywhere around and looked around confused
"Ok who's there!?" she demanded fiercely in a fighting stance
"Glad to see you're up finally!" joked Naruto from some unknown location
"Naruto!? Where the heck are you!?" yelled Toph unable to sense him
"Up here! Believe it!" shouted Naruto happily
"What?" asked Toph confused
She looked towards where she heard the voice come from
If she could see she would have seen Naruto hanging upside down from a tree branch that was positioned high over her earth tent with a smug look on his face
"Pretty cool huh?" asked Naruto in a bragging tone thinking Toph would be amazed he could hang upside down from a tree branch using only chakra
Toph had no idea what he was doing and just gave a half interested "Whatever"
"Ghaaaaa! What!?" asked Naruto in shock and frustration seeing Toph wasn't impressed a bit and almost acted like he couldn't see him
"What's going on? Why did you attack me?" asked Toph mildly annoyed
"Oh that's easy! To make sure you're fully awake!" said Naruto happily
"For what?" asked Toph
"Our battle!" yelled Naruto excitedly
"What?" asked Toph confused
"You promised me we could battle as soon as you got strong enough to fight again! From what I've seen you're ready" said Naruto excitedly
Toph got an excited and confident smirk on her face as she closed her eyes
When she opened them she looked at where Naruto's voice was coming from and pointed at him
"Ok whenever you want to fight I'm ready!" yelled Toph confidently at Naruto
"Now that's what I wanted to hear!" said Naruto happily with a smirk on his face
"So when do we fight?" asked Toph
"RIGHT NOW!!!" shouted Naruto as he jumped of the tree onto the ground in front of Toph's earth tent
When Toph felt him land she got into fighting position but didn't attack
Naruto stood up and got into a fight stance also
"Wow you don't bother with formalities do you?" asked Toph playfully holding her stance
"Ninja can attack from anywhere and anytime so we are taught to be ready to battle anytime and not to create and opening by delaying battles" said Naruto
"Whatever let's fight!" said Toph
"Let's try not to kill each other, ok?" asked Naruto
"You're the only one who should be worrying about that!" shouted Toph tauntingly with a smile
"Don't underestimate me yet!" shouted Naruto to the amusement of both fighters
"Show me what you can do first, then I won't underestimate you" joked Toph
"Enough talking let's fight!" shouted Naruto
"Fine by me" said Toph
"I'm going to kick your butt, BELIVE IT!!!" shouted Naruto pointing his fist at Toph
"Bring it on Ninja Boy!" shouted Toph pointing at Naruto while looking away for a second (Naruto has a Toph nickname now!)
Naruto VS. TophFight!
Toph starting things off by sending a small wall of solid rock right at Naruto with a stomp
Naruto quickly dove out of the way of the wall just as it was about to hit him
The rock wall crashed into Toph's earth tent with a bang and both were horribly smashed upon impact
When they collided small pieces of rock were sent flying everywhere as Naruto hit the ground and ran around to Toph's side
He hoped to hit Toph from the sides or back or in Toph's "blind" spots (Pun intended)
Naruto rushed up to Toph as fast as he could and was about ready to strike
It looked like a clean hit since Toph wasn't even looking at him and made no move to doge at all
'This is too easy' thought both Toph and Naruto as Naruto charged
Before Naruto could react Toph raised a rock wall in defense that Naruto slammed into like bird into a sliding glass window
"Owwww" moaned Naruto as he staggered back reeling in pain from the clever move
While he was busy moaning in pain Toph quickly attacked him while he was distracted with one of her favorite moves she loved to practice on Sokka
Toph blasted Naruto into the air with a pillar of rock beneath his feet
Naruto was sent flying through the air while screaming at the top of his lungs
When Naruto hit the ground with a dull painful thud Toph hit him with another pillar attack
She continued this pattern and juggled Naruto for a good five hits before letting him hit the ground normally
"Oww" moaned Naruto in pain on the ground
"Being hit by rocks hurt more than I thought" moaned Naruto on the ground while Toph looked on smugly
"Is this fight over already? That was too easy!" said Toph happily
"Grrr! Not a chance!!!" yelled Naruto frustrated jumping to his feet and shrugging off the pain
He then began another charge right at Toph while screaming a battle cry
Toph reacted by creating and then kicking several rocks at Naruto as he charged her
Naruto dodged out of the way of the rocks that Toph sent at him as he ran and continued charging her at full speed
'Wow he's pretty fast' thought Toph impressed as Naruto ran at her
Naruto's ninja reflexes allowed him to dodge the rocks without too much trouble and his speed allowed him to get close before Toph realized it
When he was close he gave Toph a powerful flying kick to the face before she could realize it
Toph got sent flying back from the hard blow and skidded along the ground in a cloud of dust for a few feet before coming to a stop
She didn't hesitate to counter attack and while on her back she managed to slam her fist into the ground and send a small earth shockwave at Naruto
Naruto jumped out of the way of the attack while Toph got back on her feet slowly
'He's not bad, he's almost as fast as Aang maybe even faster. I can't let him get close again' thought Toph realizing Naruto's ninja speed could be a problem
"I'm not a weak as you thought huh?" asked Naruto confidently
"That still doesn't mean you're going to win" pointed out Toph
"We'll see about that!" said Naruto charging her/him again so he could use more Taijutsu since he didn't want to use any ninjutsu just yet and Shuriken would kill Toph if they hit
Toph got into a defensive stance as Naruto ran at her again
She sent a few earth shockwaves at Naruto as he charged at her but he simply dodged this by jumping high into the air where Toph lost sight of him
While Naruto flew through the air he threw a smoke bomb at Toph's feet hoping to blind Toph so he could attack by surprise
He didn't realize all Toph felt was an odd sensation on her skin like she was going through fog and smelled a weird odor
As soon as Naruto landed next to Toph in the cloud he ran at her even though he was barely able to see her
Toph felt Naruto land and got ready for him
She merely suck her fist out to where Naruto was coming from and felt Naruto slam face-first into her fist
When the smoke cleared Toph was standing over Naruto who was moaning in pain and holding his nose
"Will you just give up? You can't beat me" said Toph to him
Naruto leapt to his feet in a frenzy and looked at Toph
"Ok that's it! No more playing around!" yelled Naruto fiercely while pointing at Toph
"I'm fine with that" said Toph smugly as she got ready to finish the fight by capturing Naruto between two rock walls
Naruto jumped out of the way of the walls before they could close in on him but then Toph began assaulting him rapidly with earthbending forcing Naruto to dodge all over the place to avoid the many rock pillars that came up from the ground around him
He was slowly forced back away from Toph so he couldn't use any close attacks
'This isn't good! I can't get close enough to attack him when he can use the ground to attack me! I have to find a way to get close to him without touching the ground' thought Naruto as he dodged all over the place
He considered using shuriken since those didn't touch the ground and they were fast but those would also kill Toph or injure him
'Wait a second…shuriken! I know how to get close to him!' thought Naruto happily with a smirk
Unfortunately his moment of distraction at the thought was enough for Toph to catch him off guard and create two rock walls on both sides of him
Toph then slammed them together in a massive collision of rubble
"Uh oh! I think I went a bit too far!" said Toph worried she had killed Naruto
Just then Naruto came flying out of the dust unharmed
When Toph felt him land on the ground she realized he jumped out of the way before the attack hit so he was fine
But she noticed something
Her vibration sense didn't let her make out colors or faces but shapes were no problem and she could see what looked like the blade of a sword in Naruto's hand
Naruto looked at Toph with a mischievous grin as the dust cleared behind him
"Ok, this battle ends now!" said Naruto fiercely
He then raised the blade that was in his hand up to his face much to the confusion of Toph
She was wondering just what the heck that blade was and what Naruto was doing
Suddenly the blade unfolded into four separate blades with a ring in the center forming a huge shuriken
"Demon Wind Shuriken: Windmill of Shadows!" said Naruto holding up the massive shuriken
'Whoa! That thing is huge! He can't honestly be thinking of using that?! He'll kill me!' thought Toph in shock
"What are you doing!? I thought you said no killing each other!?" yelled Toph at Naruto
Naruto just smirked before jumping into the air and throwing the shuriken
"Take this!" he yelled as he threw the massive weapon
Toph had no way of knowing where the shuriken was coming from so she couldn't block it or dodge it as it came right at her
The giant shuriken flew at Toph as she just stood there looking worried
Before Toph could react she heard the whirring of the shuriken as it flew past her head
She let out a small gasp as she suddenly heard a poofing sound behind her
What she felt next was a huge surprise to her
She felt someone land on the ground behind her but the only thing was that it was another Naruto!
Naruto had created a clone during the small cloud of dust earlier and had turned it into a shuriken
He threw the shuriken at Toph and had it go behind him so that the clone turned back right behind him and was ready to strike
And Naruto knew just the attack…
The clone was right behind Toph and kneeling on the ground (You know what's coming)
Naruto gave a small laugh as he made the handsign
'Now I'll get to know how Kakashi felt!' thought Naruto with a slightly evil smile on his face
Toph was being cocky with him like he had been with Kakashi during the bell test so Naruto came up with the idea to "distract" Toph the same way Kakashi had did to him
"Secret Finger Technique: A Thousand Years of Death!" yelled Naruto
'What?!!!' thought Toph in a panic not liking the sound of that
There was no possible way an attack called the Thousand Years of Death could be good and Toph quickly tried to put up some sort of defense
But it was too late and Toph had no time to react
Naruto took his fingers and…I'd rather not have to describe it but I think you know what happened if you know Naruto
Toph first got a look of disgust and embarrassment on her face before a second later the pain hit her like a freight train
She went flying across the campsite after being launched with almost insane force grabbing her butt in pain and screaming loudly (Poor Toph but you have to admit that might mellow her out a bit)
Toph landed face first across the campsite still grabbing her butt in pain with a look of both embarrassment and pain on her usually confident face
'What hit me?!' thought Toph disoriented by the attack understandably
Naruto used the attack so he could distract Toph and deliver a finishing blow, which he was now going to do
He ran at the downed Toph and got ready to finish the fight with one final blow before he had time to get up although it didn't look like he was just going to jump to his feet after that attack
Naruto ran at Toph as he laid on the ground in pain and was very vulnerable to attack
(Finish Her!)
He jumped up into the air and did a flying kick right at Toph but was blocked by a wall of rock coming from the ground in front of her
Naruto quickly kicked off the wall before he could slam into it and landed a few feet from Toph
'Wait! What the heck?! I thought he wouldn't be able to do earthbending just laying on the ground in pain like that!' thought Naruto confused thinking there was no way Toph could use earthbending without moving
Toph was just as confused since she wasn't the one who had made that wall and did her best to feel who had done it
She didn't have to wait long since the culprit soon came into their arena as Toph slowly got back to her feet on her bandaged legs
"Not you" moaned Toph as soon as she felt who it was
It was a man in extremely dark green robes with white sleeves and little areas of yellow on the sides
He looked to be of decent age with back hair tired into a bun on top of his head with some sort of little crown
"Yes me" said the stranger in an sophisticated tone
Toph looked at him with loathing while he looked at her with a stern look
Naruto looked at both of them as they continued their quiet stare down with confusion
He quickly looked back and forth at the two with silent confusion before turning to Toph
"Hey Toph you know this guy?" asked Naruto confused
"Yes he's the privet earthbending tutor my parents got me so that I wouldn't get past basics" said Toph bitterly
"You mean the guy that's like Ebisu?" asked Naruto
"Who the heck is Ebisu?" asked the Man confused
"Yes" answered Toph
"My name is master Yu, I'm Toph's earthbending teacher" said the man
"Former teacher" pointed out Toph bitterly
Naruto suppressed a few laughs at his name but couldn't hold it out for long before busting out
"Master You?!!! Ha Ha Ha! What a stupid name!" said Naruto in fit of laughter
'I've always wanted to do that' thought Toph
"What the heck did you interfere for?!" demanded Toph angrily at her former teacher
"I spotted this boy trying to attack you so I protected you, you should be thanking me" said Master Yu in a sophisticated tone
"Chill out dude we were only having a sparing match, I wasn't going to hurt Toph badly" said Naruto calmly
"Sparring?! You could be seriously hurt doing such things!" said Yu in a disappointed tone
"Aw calm down man! It's not that big a deal, I only wanted to help Toph recover from his wounds by helping him get back to his normal strength" said Naruto calmly
"Wounds?" asked Yu worriedly
"Yeah, Toph got some seriously bad leg wounds after a battle. I actually pulled Toph half dead from a river a week or two ago after he fell off a huge cliff into a river" said Naruto acting like a hero
'I don't think he's going to like hearing that' thought Toph with dread expecting his reaction
"WHAT!!?" shouted Mater Yu in a furious tone
"Yup! I saved Toph's life!" said Naruto happily
"What the heck are you doing here?" asked Toph suspiciously to change subject
"Your father has sent me to retrieve you from being kidnapped by the Avatar" said Yu
"What!!? I thought you said you ran away!?" asked Naruto shocked to Toph
"I did, wait… my father thinks what!?" asked Toph finally realizing what her former teacher had said
"You were kidnapped by the Avatar so you would be forced to teach him earthbending, I was sent to retrieve you. It appears as though I was a bit too late and you escaped on your own though" said Yu
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! I was not kidnapped!" yelled Toph loudly
"I suspected as much, I figured you ran away since you thought you could handle yourself in the real world. But based on what this boy with yellow hair had told me you barely survived up to this point. I'm taking you home now were you'll be safe from the outside world" said Yu
"I have a name you know! It's Naruto Uzumaki!" shouted Naruto at Yu
"I'm not going back!" yelled Toph angrily getting into a fighting stance
"Please don't be stubborn Toph, the real world is a dangerous place for a blind girl" said Yu
"WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????" yelled Naruto in shock at the top of his voice
'Great! I have someone who treats me normally and doesn't pamper me and this idiot ruins it!!!!' thought Toph with a deep loathing of her teacher
"You mean Toph is a girl and blind?!" asked Naruto in shock
"Yes, didn't you know that?" asked Yu calmly
"Impossible! Toph it isn't true is it?" asked Naruto to Toph
He thought back on how Toph had acted and it was hardly ladylike
(We see a flashback of Toph belching loudly at the fireside at dinner one night before laying backward on the dirt and picking her nose)
Toph turned around and looked at Naruto giving him a good look at her eyes
Naruto could see how Toph's sea foam eyes were cloudy and never seemed to move
"It's true my eyes are clouded by blindness" said Toph sadly
"And…are you really a girl?" asked Naruto weakly
"Yes, I'm a girl" said Toph sadly
Naruto then got a horrible thought in his head
'I used a Thousand years of Death on Toph and if Toph is a girl then…that means I stuck my fingers up a girl's... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' thought Naruto in horror
He then quickly had flashbacks of the worst experience of his life
(This has nothing to do with the story but I just thought it would be funny)
(Warning: the following part has several dirty jokes in it and swearing)
FlashbackNaruto remembered the worst thing that had ever happened to him
Neji's, Hinata's, Ino's and His team were told to me at the ninja academy classroom one Saturday for a "Special" class
They all sat in the room waiting for the class to being and wondering what the heck was going on
After five minutes of their sensei's talking or rather arguing in a corner Kakashi and Guy (Both of which had dared the other to do this) walked up to the board and wrote on it two words that would haunt them for the rest of their natural lives
Sex Ed.
Let me begin by telling you that you have not seen true horror until you've attended a Sex Ed class taught by Guy and Kakashi
They all looked tense upon seeing those words on the board even Neji and Shino looked nervous while Lee paid attention eagerly to Guy's lecture not knowing what the hell he was getting himself into
Naruto didn't know what was the worst part of the class since he did everything possible to forget it
Kakashi used the Icha Icha book like a goddam workbook that they all had to look through and also made several references to the Thousand Years of death and Naruto's sexy jutsu
By the time he was done Naruto was slamming his head against the table praying to knock himself out or at least get injured enough to leave
Sakura had a blank horrified look on her face while Sasuke doing his best to hold his composure but was visibly shaken
Then came Guy's portion of the class lecture…(Run like hell)
His talk was about STDs and protection
I won't say what he did but in involved a model using one of Tenten's kunai knives, a condom, and a doughnut that Choji had brought to class that morning
Tenten couldn't touch a kunai for a week after and Choji lost 5 pounds from the resulting puking
Last came the worst part
A lovely little movie called "The Miracle of Birth"
At the beginning it was only awkward until they reached the graphic parts
They all looked horrified and did their best to stay calm
"I can't watch this!" yelled Sakura in horror and disgust looking away
Kakashi appeared behind her and held her head so she was forced to look at the screen
"Take a good look Sakura, I want this image burned into your head for the rest of your natural life" said Kakashi almost evilly to her as she was forced to look at the screen
"HOLY HELL!!!" shouted Sakura looking at the worst part
"It's not human!" shouted Naruto
Neji had the sudden urge to stab his eyes out at several parts while the rest of the class mostly threw up towards the end of the video
At the end they all walked out scarred for life
"Nice work guys" said Asuma to Kakashi and Guy
"I believe that may keep the kunoichis' attention off the boys for a bit and onto their training" said Kakashi evilly reading his book while little devil horns came out of his head (Not really but you get the idea)
Shino didn't look too bad as he helped carry the passed out Hinata out of the room
"Bugs can lay hundreds of eggs a day, that's nothing" he said calmly
"That's far more than I ever wanted to see" said Neji as he left carrying the unconscious Tenten with Lee
"I thought the Lotus was painful but that's insane" said Lee as he walked out with his eyes the size of dinner plates in shock at what he had just seen
"So that's why women are so tense" said Shikimaru as he and Choji carried Ino out
"It looked like passing a watermelon through a straw" commented Choji still shaken
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura (who was the only girl not to pass out) walked out of the room with horrified looks on their faces
'Life goals: 1# Kill evil brother 2# Restore clan' thought Sasuke as he walked out
"Geez that's creepy, how can girls stand that?" asked Naruto
"It's the way the world works idiot!" yelled Sakura at him
Much to her surprise when she turned around to yell at Naruto she saw herself with a massive 9th month belly standing in his place
She screamed and fainted before the pregnant her turned back into Naruto with a puff of smoke
"Umm…Sakura?" asked Naruto bending down and poking her to see if she was awake
"Nice work idiot" said Sasuke annoyed at Naruto's trick
"Come on, help me carry her" said Naruto as he picked up her legs while Sasuke got her shoulders
All four teams walked off carrying their kunoichi
The only good thing that had come from it was that Ino and Sakura stayed off Sasuke for a few weeks and Naruto found something that terrified Sakura and every other girl that had attended
End FlashbackNaruto screamed loudly while shaking his hands in disgust
"I can't believe I did a thousand years of death on a girl!!" he yelled in shock and pain with a look of horror on his face
"A thousand years of death?" asked Yu confused
"It's nothing" said Toph embarrassed
"Anyway I have been ordered to bring you back and I intend to even if you don't want to" said Yu
"I'd like to see you try" said Toph seriously getting into a fighting stance
"Please don't be so stubborn, you're hurt and I don't want to harm you in a fight" said Yu
Toph growled bitterly at the last comment
"Don't worry about me! I can handle myself even if I am injured!" yelled Toph furiously at him
"I suspected this which is why we came prepared" said Yu calmly
"We?" asked Toph confused
Just then a small pouch came flying out of nowhere at Toph's feet where it exploded into a cloud of purple dust around her
Toph coughed as she inhaled the purple dust even if she couldn't see it
"Whoa! What was that!?" asked Naruto looking around
He spotted where the smoke bomb had come from and saw it had been throw by a muscular man with a dark green vest on and long dark hair standing on a nearby tree branch
"Nice shot Xin Fu" said Master Yu to the man as he leapt down onto the ground
"You!!!" shouted Toph angrily at the man in between coughs
"Time for my revenge girl" said Xin Fu evilly as he walked over to Yu
"Ok now who the heck is this guy?" asked Naruto confused pointing at him
"I beat him and his earthbending team when I saved Aang from being sold to the Fire Nation" said Toph still coughing a bit
"Yes, and after your father hired both him and me to retrieve you" said Yu
"What the heck is this stuff?!" demanded Toph still coughing on the dust
She couldn't feel her body and for some reason she couldn't move
"Ugh! I can't move!!! What's going on!?" yelled Toph in frustration and fear
Toph fell onto her knees and couldn't get back up or even move a single muscle
"That's a special herb dust that we prepared in case you or your friends fought back, it first paralyzes the body from the neck down so we could safely restrain you" said Yu
"Grrrr!" growled Toph as she did everything she could to move but to no avail with her body totally paralyzed
"Then it should put you into a very deep sleep for a while so we can safely get you back to your home and father" said Yu
"And our payment" added Xin Fu
He was right and Toph could already feel herself becoming weaker by the second like she really needed a nap
"You…won't…take me…back" said Toph weakly slowly fading out
Xin Fu just walked over to her and picked her up and carried her back to Yu on his back
"That was easier than I though, now let's go back and get our money" said Xin Fu eagerly
"Agreed" said Yu
"I…hate…you!" said Toph weakly as she was treated as dead weight by these two
"Now Toph you should learn to appreciate just all your father is doing to protect you and make sure you're safe. You ran away and nearly died and were severely injured. It's obvious you cannot handle yourself" said Yu in a stern tone to her
"I'll…destroy…you" was all Toph could say back as she slowly became weaker
"Just go to bed brat so we don't have to listen to you" said Xin Fu in annoyance
The two then turned around and began to head off leaving Naruto behind
"Hey wait!" called out Naruto to them
They both turned back to see Naruto who had watched the entire scene unfold
"What?" asked Yu looking at Naruto
"Wait a second! You're just going to walk away with Toph like that?!" asked Naruto to them loudly
"Yes, I do believe that Toph's father owes you a great dept for saving his daughter's life. I think that he may reward you a bit for what you did" said Yu expecting Naruto was asking about a reward for saving Toph
"I don't care! I still don't get what's going on! You say Toph is blind but I've seen him, um her walking around fine all on her own for the past week!" yelled Naruto to them
"Toph has the ability to use sound and vibrations to see what her eyes cannot, it's that power that makes her earthbending so powerful. I'm sad to say she's been cursed with blindness since birth" said Yu
"Since birth?" asked Naruto
'So that's why Toph never told me she was blind or a girl, she must have been treated like a weak china doll all her life. I guess she thought if I knew I'd treat her like she was weak also' realized Naruto thinking back to their talks of how they were underestimated and how Toph was treated as weak
He also remembered how he loved being around Toph since she didn't know him or judge him as the village idiot or the carrier of the Nine Tailed Fox like most of Hidden Leaf Village did
Toph was like him in that they both we treated differently since they were born because of things that made them different that they didn't have control over
He was shunned and hated for what he was by the villagers while Toph was treated as weak and helpless by her family
Naruto never asked to carry the demon and Toph never asked to be blind but they got used to it over time and even turned it into an advantage that made them stronger than most
They took what made them different and made themselves stronger with it
Both had always been treated different and wanted to be treated as normal people not a blind helpless girl and a village idiot with a hated demon inside them
The one place where they had found someone who wouldn't be biased by what they were was with each other
Naruto then thought back to what Toph had said about her house feeling like a prison and what her father was going to do to her when she got home
'I can't let that happen to Toph! I can't!!!' thought Naruto furiously with tears nearly in his eyes
Xin Fu and Master Yu looked on in confusion as Naruto thought about his and Toph's similarities with tears nearly in his eyes
Naruto then looked up at both of them with a serious and confident look on his face
"I don't care if your were sent by her father if she doesn't want to go back you can't make her!" shouted Naruto at them
"What?" asked Toph surprised by this
She half expected Naruto to be mad at her for lying and here he was defending her
"Her father only wants to protect Toph from the world, it's too dangerous for a blind little girl to be alone out in the real world" said Yu
"I could care less if Toph is blind or a girl!!! Toph is one of the strongest people I've met and she can handle herself just fine even if she is blind, believe it!" said Naruto fiercely to them
A single tear slid from Toph's eye when she heard Naruto say this as she let out a happy smile
She was still fading quickly into sleep but she felt wide-awake at those words
"Naruto…" she said weakly
"Well what are you going to do about it?" asked Xin Fu
"I'm not going to let you take Toph away like this! I'll fight you two idiots if I have to but Toph is not leaving unless she wants to!!!!" yelled Naruto getting into a fighting stance
Yu looked annoyed while Xin Fu looked amused by this punk kid's attempt to challenge them
"Please you cannot be serious, we are two earthbending masters. What on earth could one kid do to us?" asked Yu skeptical
'Darn he's right! I had a hard time with an injured Toph, how will I take these two guys down. They may be idiots but even idiots like Ebisu can be strong' thought Naruto thinking back to his fight with Ebisu
Ebisu was an idiot for sure but he was still a skilled fighter and Toph had said this guy was almost exactly like him
'Wait a second…Ebisu! I've got an idea!' thought Naruto happily
He may not be able to knock them out but all he had to do was get Toph and get out of there and he knew how to do that
"Ok I'm going to beat you in one attack, believe it!" shouted Naruto
"One attack? Please!" said Xin Fu skeptical
'What is Naruto planning?' wondered Toph feeling just about ready to go to sleep
"Here I come!" shouted Naruto running at them at full speed
Xin Fu just smirked and stomped his foot on the ground
A rock shockwave flew along the ground at Naruto and hit him with a big explosion of rock
There was a huge dust cloud where Naruto had been hit by the attack with no sign of Naruto in it
"Well that was eas…ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" shouted Xin Fu as he spotted something he couldn't believe
When the dust cleared there was a beautiful, naked, teenage girl with two long blond pigtails floating in front of them doing a suggestive pose
Both men instantly freaked out and looked on in shock
"What is this?!" asked Yu as his nose bled when he stared at the girl's…hands(I can't say it)
Both of their jaws dropped as the girl stared at them with a cute, suggestive smile
"Aww come on now, are you two big strong earthbenders going to stare all day?" she asked in suggestively innocent tone with a tint of playfulness in it
By this time both men were jammering on like idiots as they stared at her
"How about you put that little girl down and come play with me?" asked the girl innocently with a cute blush
Both of them toppled over like a toy tower built by a five year old at this last comment
'No one has ever been able to resist my Sexy Jutsu' thought Naruto happily when he saw them fall and drop Toph
Toph landed on the ground still wondering what was going on where that girl voice had come had come from
The girl suddenly transformed into Naruto with a puff of smoke while the two were stunned
"Ha Ha! Suckers!" yelled Naruto happily as he dashed forward over to Toph
He bent down on the ground close to Toph who was almost asleep from the drug she had inhaled
"Toph are you ok?" asked Naruto in a worried tone seeing Toph looking very weak with her eyes half closed
"Naruto…" she said weakly to him using the last of her strength
"What Toph?" asked Naruto looking into her clouded eyes
"Thanks…Ninja Boy" said Toph gratefully with a tear in her eye before slipping off into a deep sleep
"No problem" said Naruto as he looked down at Toph snoring softly
By this time Yu and Xin Fu had recovered enough to see Naruto looking over at Toph and realized he was going to take her away
"Hey back off!" yelled Xin Fu angrily not wanting to let this kid take away his paycheck
He sent a rock at Naruto and Toph with a powerful kick
Naruto saw this and picked up Toph and jumped out of the way of the attack at full speed
The rock smashed into the ground where they had been as Naruto landed father away
'That's it I'm taking these two out now!' thought Naruto as he put Toph down on the ground next to him and faced the two master earthbenders
"Alright! Now I get serious!!!" yelled Naruto at them
"You still don't have a chance" said Yu as he got into a fighting stance with Xin Fu
"Ha! I'm going to finish this in one attack, Believe it!" yelled Naruto
"Another stupid trick?" asked Yu
"Nope, my most powerful attack!" yelled Naruto
Naruto had been saving this since it never worked quiet how he wanted it to but now it looked like it was his only choice
He brought his hand to his mouth and stuck his thumb in between his teeth and bit down hard enough to draw blood on his thumb
"What's he up to?" asked Yu confused
Naruto then used the blood from his thumb to dap the rest of his fingers with blood
After he did that he began forming handsigns at a steady pace since he didn't want to mess up this time or he was in big trouble
"I know this never works right but please let it work this once!" said Naruto seriously to himself
He then slammed his hand onto the ground
"Summoning Jutsu!!!" he yelled out
Hidden Leaf Village"Oh man this is perfect!" said a old man happily as he stood behind a spring wall
He had a mischievous smile on his face and a look of glee as he planned his movements
This old man was Jiraya the Toad Mountain Sage, one of the tree legendary sanin and a notorious pervert as well as Naruto's sensei
Right now he was standing next to a wall that kept people from looking into the girl's section of the springs
It was pretty tall but he had an idea of how to get over it enough to get a good look inside
"This is going to be even better than Naruto's Sexy Jutsu!" he whispered happily
He had been missing Naruto since he and the rest of squad 7 went missing a while ago
It had been a big deal for an entire ninja team to go missing so close to the village especially when two were in the Chuin exams tournament and their sensei was one of the best ninja in the whole village
The exams had been postponed until they were found alive or their bodies discovered
It made the whole village nervous since it came so soon after another exam contestant from the Sound Village was found dead along with the exam proctor
Rumors flew everywhere and most thought they were dead or kidnapped by a rival village
The ninja from other villages were suspected but no one could prove it at all and relations were tense to say the least
Many ninja were out searching for them along with most of the other Chunin contestants
The little Hyuga girl Hinata had been quite struck by the news Naruto was missing and her team began searching quickly all over the place and looking for any clues
Ino had freaked out when she heard her best friend and precious Sasuke were missing and maybe dead and dragged her team off to help with inhuman speed
The other Hyuga, Neji, was also searching with his team for many reasons
Neji was not about to win a match by forfeit so he was going to bring Naruto back at all costs so he could beat him
When Guy heard his rival was missing he also set off to find any trace of Kakashi
He wanted the pleasure of upstaging his rival by bursting in and saving him single handedly from whoever was strong enough to capture him
When Lee heard Sakura was missing and could be dead or kidnapped he literarily leapt from his hospital bed while ignoring any pain to go look for her and save her
The hospital staff and Tenten begged him to stay but he could have lost a limb and still would've went
Lee looked around while walking with crutches in search of Sakura with Tenten helping him
Despite every attempt they found nothing so far even with two Byakugan users searching
Jiraya was worried for his student and missed him but knew Naruto could handle himself just fine…with the Fox's help of course
He had no idea who had done it but got the feeling it was Naruto they were after but did not know their reasons
But he figured Naruto would show up sooner or later and turned his attention to more important things like "research"
Jiraya looked at the wall and knew just how to get over it
He wasn't tall enough to get over it by himself but with a little boost he could get over which is why he was biting his thumb to draw blood
Jiraya did the handsigns and performed a summoning jutsu
In a puff of smoke he was on the head of the medium size orange and green toad with a necklace on that had given Naruto the summoning toads scroll
Jiraya's plan was to use the toad as a stool to peek over the top of the wall into the girl's spring
He giggled slightly as he slowly lowered his head over the top of the wall
"This is it!" he whispered happily as he was about to peek over the top
Just as he saw over the very top for a second he and his toad vanished in a puff of smoke
With NarutoNaruto slammed his hand into the ground and used the summoning jutsu trying to conjure the biggest toad he could get his hands on
There was a huge puff of smoke in front of him that blinded everyone for a second
"What's this?!" asked Yu and tried to see what the heck was going on
Naruto looked up when the smoke cleared to see familiar looking orange and green toad with a necklace on
"Alright! I did…" began Naruto happily but stopped with a look of horror on his face when he looked up some more
On the toad's head stood his sensei on his toes looking like he had been trying to look over a wall or something
Jiraya immediately realized something was wrong when he didn't see naked girls and was suddenly in the middle of a field
"AHHHHH!!!! WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?!!!!" he screamed confused looking around in a panic
"Sensei?!" asked Naruto surprised looking at Jiraya in disbelief
Jiraya looked down to see Naruto on the ground in front of him and his toad
"Naruto?" asked Jiraya confused looking down at him
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" both yelled while pointing at the other in shock
"Where have you been? The entire village had been looking for you" said Jiraya
"It's a long story" said Naruto
"WHY"D YOU MAKE ME COME HERE?!!! I was in the middle of important work!" yelled Jiraya at Naruto
"You were spying on naked girls again weren't you?" asked Naruto suspiciously to Jiraya
"No I wasn't" denied Jiraya flatly
"Yes you were! You always spy on naked women! You suck at lying!" yelled Naruto accusingly at Jiraya
"Why you little brat!!!" yelled Jiraya back before they both began brawling with each other like spoiled five year olds
"What is going on?!" asked Yu at the chaotic scene
Jiraya and Naruto stopped and looked the two of them watching them fight
"Who the heck are these guys?" asked Jiraya
"They're the reason I called the toad, I need to beat them so they won't take Toph!" said Naruto seriously
"Toph?" asked Jiraya
"She's a friend of mine they want to capture" explained Naruto quickly pointing at her as she slept on the ground
"Why's she sleeping?" asked Jiraya
"They drugged her" explained Naruto
"I don't care if you have some pervert freak with ugly hair and a giant frog, you're not going to beat us!" yelled Xin Fu as he began kicking rocks at them
The toad easily deflected the rocks using tongue whips before they could hit them
"So you need some help Naruto? Just leave this to me then" said Jiraya cracking his knuckles
Jiraya still had some blood on his hand from before so he quickly did the handsigns again
"Great he's going to summon more frogs" said Yu unimpressed
"Summoning Jutsu!" yelled Jiraya as he slammed his hand into the ground
There was no puff of smoke and no toad seemed to appear
"Well that did a whole lot of nothing" said Xin Fu expecting more
Just then he noticed a large shadow around him and Yu that looked like it was getting bigger
"What the?" he asked looking down
Yu also looked down and was just as confused
They suddenly heard a whirring sound above them an looked up to see large black figure getting closer and bigger
Before they could realize it a giant green frog with two swords on it's back came crashing down on top of them
"Don't underestimate me" said Jiraya smugly with a smirk
"By the way they're toads not frogs" added Jiraya pointing to the orange toad the croaked happily
The giant frog disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving behind Xin Fu and Master Yu that were laying unconscious in the bottom of a small crater
"Nice one pervy sage!" cheered Naruto happily
"Don't call me that!" yelled Jiraya to Naruto angrily
"Now you have to tell me what's going on" demanded Jiraya
"Can we put some distance between us and them fist?" asked Naruto pointing at the two earthbenders
Naruto then went over to Toph who was sleeping still
"I want to get someplace safe and wait for Toph to wake up" said Naruto
"Ok" said Jiraya
"What about these two?" asked Jiraya pointing at Master Yu and Xin Fu
"Let's tie them up and hang them from a tree" suggested Naruto
"Why?" asked Jiraya
"They're called earthbenders, they can control rocks and the ground so if we place them off the ground they won't escape easily and it'll buy us more time" explained Naruto
Jiraya nodded and began to tie the two up while Naruto gathered him and Toph's things from the campsite and finally picked up Toph
They loaded all their stuff onto the orange toad and began walking in the same direction Toph and Naruto had been heading in earlier
Later that NightToph let out a soft moan as she slowly woke up to the sound of crickets and a fire crackling nearby
She could feel she was under a blanket again and she was laying on grass that was softer than the grass at their last campsite
"Huh?" said a voice in surprise when it heard Toph
Toph then felt someone run over to her and look down on her as she slowly opened her eyes
She could tell who it was by the footsteps alone…well that and the fact her yelled at her the second she woke up
"Toph! You're awake!" yelled Naruto happily right into Toph's face
"Do you have to yell so much?" asked Toph annoyed
"Sorry" said Naruto
"How long have I been out?" asked Toph as she sat up
"About a week" said Naruto
"WHAT!?" screamed Toph in shock
"Ha Ha! Just kidding! It's only been about 12 hours" said Naruto with a laugh
"So I've been out all day?" asked Toph
"Yup" said Naruto
"What happened with those idiots?" asked Toph
"The pervert took care of them" answered Naruto
"Who?" asked Toph confused
Just then she heard an unfamiliar voice shout "Hey!" at Naruto in an offended tone
Toph picked up a new set of footsteps walking over to her that belonged to an unfamiliar old man
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me a pervert!" yelled the old man at Naruto
"Stop being one and I'll stop calling you it!" yelled Naruto back
The two let out angry growls at one another
"Who the heck is this?" asked Toph wondering who this guy was
"I'm glad you asked!" said the voice happily
Jiraya stamped his foot onto the ground and made a dramatic pose
"I'm the wise and powerful Toad Mountain Sage! My name is Jiraya!" shouted Jiraya proudly
"You mean Naruto's perverted sensei…well one of them" asked Toph
Jiraya did an anime fall
"Yup, this is the strongest one and the most perverted" answered Naruto calmly
"Have you been talking about me behind my back!?" yelled Jiraya at Naruto angrily
"So you took out Yu?" asked Toph getting Jiraya's attention
"Yes it was no problem for a sage" said Jiraya proudly
"He may be a pervert and a idiot…" began Naruto
"Hello I'm right here!" yelled Jiraya angrily
"…but he is a strong ninja" said Naruto
"Darn right!" said Jiraya
"How'd he get here? I though he was in your world still" asked Toph
"We've been trying to figure that out" said Naruto
"Yes, and all we have come up with is that somehow I accidentally was teleported here when Naruto used the summoning jutsu to call the toad I was also using at the time" said Jiraya
"What the heck is a summoning jutsu?" asked Toph confused
"It is a powerful jutsu that uses a blood contract to allow one to call a particular creature anytime using ninjutsu" said Jiraya
"It allows me to call toads to help out" said Naruto
"How the heck is a frog going to help with a fight?" asked Toph
"It's a toad and ask the one behind you" said Jiraya
"What?" asked Toph confused turning around
Toph turned to face an orange and green toad with a necklace on that was as tall as her and three times her weight
When it croaked she could see she was standing next to a toad slightly bigger than her and freaked out
"AHH! That thing's huge!" she screamed jumping away quickly
"That's nothing! I can summon Boss Toad!" said Naruto proudly
"Boss Toad?" asked Toph
"It's the biggest toad that anyone can summon and the most powerful" said Naruto
"How big is it?" asked Toph
"Bigger than most buildings" said Naruto
"Ok, now I see how they could be useful" said Toph
"Pretty cool huh?" asked Naruto with a smile
"Yeah, too bad we can't use one of those to get Appa back" said Toph
"Appa?" asked Jiraya
"Appa was a giant flying bison we used to ride around on until he was kidnapped when he was with me, it was either let my friends be killed or let him get kidnapped so I had no choice" said Toph regretfully
"Naruto told me about benders, the war, the Avatar, and what you told him while you were asleep. It sounds like quiet the adventure" said Jiraya
"Yeah, that's why I decided to leave home with Aang" said Toph
"Naruto also told me that Aang might be our only chance to get home and that you were heading to this Ba Sing Se city in search of him and Appa" said Jiraya
"Pretty much" said Toph
"Well then I guess I have to follow you two and find this Avatar as well" said Jiraya
"You act like that's so bad" said Naruto
"Oh sure, I just love to spend all my time traveling with two little kids in the middle of a war zone" said Jiraya sarcastically
"Oh did I forget to mention Katara?" asked Naruto with a grin
"Who?" asked Jiraya curiously
"She's a waterbender and Aang's waterbending teacher" said Naruto
"So what?" asked Jiraya
"She's young, beautiful, and from what Toph has told me she had to wear a bathing suit to train with Aang in the water and they don't have bathing suits in this time so they go water with their underwear on" said Naruto mischievously
"All right!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Jiraya happily
"The sugar queen is not going to like that" said Toph with a few small laughs and a smile
"So it looks like we got one more for the trip" said Naruto
"Aw! I was kinda liking it just being us" said Toph teasingly to Naruto
'Wait! Why did I say that?!' thought Toph in a panic afterwards
"Really?" asked Naruto
"Yeah, um, I mean…it was good not to have any responsible adults around since I've been told what to do all my life by my dad" said Toph thinking quickly
"Don't worry! There are no responsible adults here" said Naruto
"Hey!" yelled Jiraya angrily
"You spend most of your time going after women and drinking!" yelled Naruto
"I'm still very responsible!" yelled Jiraya in defense
"You mean like the time you threw me off a cliff!!!" yelled Naruto
"He did?" asked Toph surprised
"It was all part of his training" said Jiraya
"Well I throw boulders at Aang so I guess I can understand that" said Toph
"Naruto told me you were also the sensei of this Avatar person" said Jiraya intrigued
"Yes in earthbending, but because of my injuries I can't earthbend as well as normal" said Toph
"Yeah she's been training so she'll return to full strength" said Naruto
"Weren't you also training for something Naruto?" asked Toph
"Yeah the…Chunin Exams! I forgot to ask! What happened?! Was I disqualified?!" yelled Naruto in a panic
"No, since you and your team went missing they're been postponed" said Jiraya
"(Relived sigh) That's good. So the rest of my team is missing too and not just me?" asked Naruto
"Yes, did they end up here as well?" asked Jiraya
"I don't know, I haven't run into any of them yet" said Naruto
"Well I would think they ended up here as well" said Jiraya
"This is confusing" said Naruto
"What is?" asked Toph
"Why the heck are we here? We have no reason for being here and yet we were brought here" said Naruto
"Well I'm here because of you, but I have no idea why you're here" said Jiraya
"I just don't get it" said Naruto confused and annoyed
"Is there anything special about you?" asked Toph
Naruto and Jiraya both knew the answer to that but were unsure Toph should know
"Well um…" began Naruto unsure
"Come on, you know my secret" said Toph
"That's because that idiot blabbed it" pointed out Naruto
"That's not the point! You know my secret so I think I deserve to know what it is you're hiding" said Toph
"Um…" said Naruto looking at Jiraya for an answer
"Come on! How bad can it honestly be?" asked Toph
"You have no idea" said Naruto
"What is it?" asked Toph
"It's the reason my entire village hated me since the day I was born" said Naruto
"Really?" asked Toph surprised
"Yes, I told you about that Nine Tailed Fox right?" asked Naruto
"You mentioned it and how it attacked your village and killed a lot of people" sad Toph not knowing where this was heading
"Well the fox wasn't killed like I said it was" said Naruto sadly
"It wasn't?" asked Toph
"Nope" said Naruto
Jiraya then took up the explanation
"The Fox was sealed using the dead demon sealing jutsu into a newborn whose umbilical cable had been freshly cut" explained Jiraya
"I asked about your secret not your village's history" said Toph
"I'm guessing Naruto didn't mention he was born the night the fox was sealed" said Jiraya
Toph put two and two together and knew what he was saying
"So you mean you have a giant evil fox demon of mass destruction inside you?" asked Toph to Naruto
"Pretty much" said Naruto
"…"
"I guess that might be a bit worse than being blind" said Toph
"It's actually not that bad, the demon gives me a lot of charka, heals me, and sometimes I transform into a demon-like state" said Naruto
"So your entire village hated you for having that thing inside you?" asked Toph
"Yeah, the only people who knew about it were the adults that were around when it was sealed. You're the only friend I've ever told about it" said Naruto
"It sounds pretty creepy but I'm fine with it" said Toph with a smile
"Really?!" asked Naruto surprised
"Yeah, I don't have anything to do with this demon so I could care less and besides if you don't treat me any different for being blind I won't bother you about that demon" offered Toph
"Alright!" said Naruto happily jumping into the air
"Ow my ears! Don't yell so loud!" shouted Toph covering her ears
"Opps sorry!" said Naruto coming over to see if she was ok
He was greeted by a punch on the shoulder by Toph
"What was that for?!" asked Naruto at the attack
"I was testing you to make sure you would keep your promise" said Toph with a smile
"Opps" said Naruto happily and slightly embarrassed
"All right you two enough playing around let's get some dinner" said Jiraya
The two got up and began walking over to the fire
Toph seemed to walking weird in almost a limb-like manner
"Hey Toph you ok?" asked Naruto worried it was her legs again
"Yeah, my butt still hurts from what you did earlier" said Toph
Naruto let out a nervous laugh
"What?" asked Jiraya
"Did you have to poke so hard?" asked Toph to Naruto
"Wait! You mean…you…Naruto…poke…butt" mumbled Jiraya excitedly looking back and forth between Naruto and Toph
"What are you talking about?" asked Naruto confused
Jiraya got a huge smile on his face as he looked at Naruto
"WAY TO GO NARUTO!!!" he yelled happily doing his signature wink and thumbs up
"What for?" asked Naruto wondering what was going on
"Don't act so innocent you sneaky devil!" said Jiraya happily
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" yelled Naruto
"It makes me so proud to see one of my best students lose his virginity so young, I'm a positive influence after all!" said Jiraya happily
"WHAAAAATTTTT???????!!!!" yelled Naruto at the top of his lungs
"Naruto goes and gets a girl friend and loses his virginity in only a few weeks, I'm glad to see young love" said Jiraya
"Wait!!! You mean me and Toph?! Doing…that! That's not what happened!!!" yelled Naruto
"Don't lie! I'm a sage and I can see the signs. Her sleeping, a story involving a angry dad, and that last comment made it obvious" said Jiraya not listening to Naruto's denials
"You don't understand! We were having a sparing match and…" began Naruto in defense before he was cut off
"Oh a "sparring" match huh? Let me ask you what position did you use?" asked Jiraya
"AHHHHH!!!! Will you get those ideas of your head you sick pervert! We didn't do anything!" yelled Naruto
"Really than what happened?" asked Jiraya smugly
"We were having a fight and I used a clone jutsu to sneak up on her…" began Naruto
"What's a clone jutsu?" asked Toph
"It's how I made a copy of myself" explained Naruto
"So that's how come I felt two of you before!" said Toph realizing what had happened
"Yeah I'll show you" said Naruto
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" yelled Naruto doing the handsign
In a flash there was thirty Narutos around Jiraya and Toph
"Whoa!" said Toph actually impressed
"Pretty cool huh?" asked all the Narutos at once
"How many can you make?" asked Toph
"I once did a few hundred" said Naruto proudly
"Amazing" said Toph who normally wasn't impressed easily but considering she had just witnessed someone make 30 copies of themselves was willing to make an exception
All the Naruto clones disappeared in puffs of smoke leaving only the original behind with a smile on his face that Toph was impressed
"So that's one of those jutsu you mentioned before" said Toph
"Yup it's my favorite one" said Naruto
"I like the other one, the "special" one hint hint!" said Jiraya
Naruto knew what he was talking about an looked annoyed at his perverted sensei
"I'm doing that now!" yelled Naruto
"AWWW" said Jiraya disappointed
"Why didn't you just do that during our match?" asked Toph
"I wanted to try and fight you without a lot of jutsu since a ninja never reveals all their tricks at once" explained Naruto
"Correct Naruto, I see you've managed to learn something about being a ninja" said Jiraya
Naruto gave him and angry growl
"You ninja have a lot of rules" commented Toph
"It's called the way of the ninja, a ninja is suppose to act wisely and with cunning since it can mean life or death" lectured Jiraya
"Whatever I fight how I want to, I don't need someone telling me how to fight" said Toph stubbornly
"I remember something Kakashi told me once" said Naruto
"What's that?" asked Toph
"He said "In the ninja world those who break the rules are scum but those who betray their friends are even bigger scum" said Naruto
"I hope my friends are alright, they may be idiots and annoying but they still are my friends" said Toph wondering what happened to Aang and the others
"Don't worry I'm sure we'll find them" said Naruto with a thumbs up
"Well until they we're stuck together I guess" said Toph
"Believe it!" yelled Naruto happily
"That means maybe we can spar again someday" said Toph
"Yeah and I'm going to win again!" yelled Naruto happily
"You never actually won and the only reason you came close was because of that stupid clone justu thing!" yelled Toph angrily
"Shadow clone jutsu" corrected Naruto
"Whatever" said Toph bitterly
"Hey I got an idea! Maybe I can teach you how to do some jutsu so our next match will be fair!" said Naruto excitedly
"No thanks my earthbending is enough" refused Toph
"Aww come on it could be cool! Imagine being able to create even more of you to fight!" said Naruto
Toph had a daydream of an army of her bearing down on Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee from all sides as far as they could see
She smiled and laughed a bit at the idea but refused again
"No thanks I don't need these jutsu things to be strong, I've got my earthbending. Besides how do we even know a bender could use jutsu?" asked Toph
"Oh I get it" said Naruto with a smirk
"What?" asked Toph confused by his tone
"You're just worried you won't be able to learn any jutsu" said Naruto in a smug tone knowing this would get Toph's blood boiling
"What did you say ninja boy!?" yelled Toph angrily
"No it's alright, I can understand. Jutsu are probably a lot harder to learn than bending and you simply can't handle it" said Naruto confident this would do it
"I'll show you ninja boy! I'll show I can use those jutsu things too! Then I'll pound you into ground with an entire army of me!!!" roared Toph angrily
"Perfect! Jiraya can train both you and me while we travel!" said Naruto happily
"Great I get to train a boy with a demon inside him and a girl that would make the Nine Tailed Fox wet itself" said Jiraya sarcastically with dread
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" asked Toph to Naruto
"Yeah! Think of it, you'll probably be the first bender anywhere to learn jutsu and it'll probably give you a huge edge in battle" said Naruto
Toph realized Naruto had a point and that knowing how to use these jutsu things could give her an edge over a lot of benders since even Aang couldn't make an army of himself
Plus they might be able to help her if she ran into that witch Azula and her minions again
She was actually starting to like the idea
"Ok I'll do it an maybe I can teach you how to bend Naruto" said Toph
"Really!? Cool! If I can learn how to do that I might be able to catch Neji off guard when I finally get back how for the Chuin Exams!" yelled Naruto happily
"Well it looks like we got some training to do tomorrow so we should get some rest tonight" said Jiraya
"And…" he began with a smile
"You two can share a bed together" he said with a giggle pointing to Toph and Naruto
"For the last time me and Toph didn't do anything like that!" yelled Naruto
"Sure you didn't" said Jiraya smugly
Naruto then attacked Jiraya and two began fighting all over the place while arguing
"What have I gotten myself into?" asked Toph to herself as she watched the fight
End Chapter(Man I love this chapter! I think I may have gone overboard with the dirty jokes but I don't think that's too big a problem. That's right! I'm reversing what most expected and having benders learn jutsu! No one saw that coming! Let me tell you right now that the only Naruto characters able to bend will be Nine Tailed Naruto and Sharingan Sasuke and Kakashi and no one else. I have to worry about not making people too powerful so don't expect any thing big from Toph like making and army of her. Also I won't be letting Aang learn jutsu since he has to worry about learning bending and he has the Avatar state. But besides that most benders could learn jutsu if they learn chakra control which we'll find out isn't easy considering how much chakra they have to control. So far I only plan on having Toph learn three new attacks two from the anime and the last one in created by me. I got the basic idea for the new one from Ragasan but you'll never guess what it is. You'll also never guess what jutsu Toph is going to be learning. Just don't expect Toph to use jutsu much or become ultra powerful because of it. I thought the chapter was great (I nearly wet myself laughing at some parts while writing) but please tell me what you think!)
(P.S. Could people not bring up how I write anymore. This is the best I can do since I was never good with grammar. I like writing like this since it's easy for me and it's a lot easier to understand than how I used to write before. All I ask is that you comment on the story and not my horrible grammar in reviews. Also PLEASE do not write just "Good story keep going!" as a review since that tells me nothing at all)
Next Chapter:
Chapter 7: Bending and Jutsu
Toph and Naruto being training in each other's art. Naruto is cut short when it becomes obvious he can't bend earth at all but Toph appears to have some potential. Toph accidentally discovers a new attack using chakra that nearly kills her, Naruto, and Jiraya in one hit. She also finds out chakra control is hard for a bender and using jutsu is tougher that she imagined. The Avatars discuss Jiraya's arrival while the fox beings talking to Naruto and explaining part of what's going on. Finally someone shows up at the end that they weren't expecting