"Jesus Christ on a cracker," Edward managed to choke out before he lost all coherency. Jasper had him bent over the back of the couch and had finally, after much licking and sucking and are you sures, filled him to the hilt.
"Jesus doesn't have anything to do with this, sweetheart," Jasper panted as he reach his arm around and pulled Edward's hips up to meet his thrusting.
The real thing was even better than anything Jasper could have conjured up while jerking off after being left hard and wanting for over a year. He wanted to make it last forever but was fairly certain he didn't have enough lube for that. Plus, they had ordered a pizza right before he had jumped Edward's nuts and it would probably show up any minute.
So, he let go of Edward's hips and reached for his dick instead. It was so fucking hard and beautiful. He almost wished that the stupid computer was still on because he would definitely utilize a picture of that later.
Jasper pumped and Edward rocked back and forth and they both came pretty damn close to seeing Jesus despite Jasper's earlier claims. When Edward started speaking in tongues Jasper took it as a cue to really let him have it and it wasn't long before Edward was jizzing all over the couch. Jasper finally let go and came so hard that he was briefly worried he might have blown straight through the condom, but when Edward turned around and grinned lazily at him the only thing he was concerned with involved his tongue and Edward's, well, everything.
"I can't move," Edward said happily as Jasper slipped out of him, both of them hissing at the loss of contact.
He half-carried Edward back to the front of the couch where they collapsed into a naked, satiated heap. It didn't take long before they were grinding all over each other and making out, both well on their way to being very hard and very ready for round two. Jasper was about to reach for the condoms and lube when the computer dinged loudly. He felt Edward smile against his lips right before he leaned around and punched some buttons.
Jasper was about to get irritated and tell Edward that he could forgive the fact that his online shenanigans were more important than Ryan Reynolds, but there was no way that the godforsaken machine trumped Jasper's very brag-worthy tongue sucking skills. He took a deep breath and got ready to rant, but the computer screen caught his eye and shut him right the fuck up before he even got the first word out.
"Well, look at that," Edward said, feigning innocence. "I guess the webcam was on all along."
a/n
Stop encouraging me. I mean, that's not even a real lemon. ;) Thank you, Suz, for reading over this. Her exact words were: "*sigh* There are so many things wrong with this I can't even." #win
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