Chapter 33(izzle. Written when I should be studying for Latin and English)

Harry and Hermione had strolled through the Hogwarts grounds together for most of the morning. They could hear the sounds of other students having snowball fights and making snow angels in distance, but they only had eyes for each other.

They reached the lake, and came upon a smooth rocky area by the waters. Strangely, the air had a fruity smell to it.

"Wizzle whizzle's bizzle happenizzle hizzle?" Harry wondered aloud (Wonder what's been happening here?)

"Grrizzle" Hermione said (grr)

"Whizzle the mizzle?" (What's the matter?) Harry asked

"Thizzle stizzle spizzle!" she cried (This stupid spell) "I cizzle understizzle a Thizzle you sizzle!" (I can't understand a thing you say!)

An extremely frustrated Hermione pulled out her wand, and with a wave, said

"Stizzle Spizzle bizzle gizzle!" (Strange spell be gone!)

Sadly, because of the spell she was under, nothing happened

"DIZZLE!" She screamed (DAMN)

"HIZZLE HIZZLE HIZZLE!" Harry said, clutching his belly in delight. (He's laughing people, laughing…)

Hermione scowled and pushed him over.

Sadly, she pushed him too hard and, after waving his arms in circles a few times, as he teetered backwards, Harry fell into the lake

"Shizzle!" Hermione cried, running over to the edge. (HERMIONE SAID A DIRTY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!)

As Harry reappeared at the surface, Hermione reached her arm out to him, to help him out.

Sadly, Harry didn't have this plan, and he merely pulled her into the water beside him.

"Thizzle a lizzle Hizzle!" She cried. (Thanks a lot Harry!) Though it was in good humour.

Eventually the pair got themselves out of the water, only to be battered by a freezing wind.

"Dizzle," Harry said

"Azzle wizzle cizzle dizzle azzle spizzles!" Hermione moaned (And we can't do any spells!)

"Cizzle ozzle, lizzle gizzle bizzle tizzle schizzle…" (Come on, let's go back to school) Harry said. He took Hermione's hand, and together they hurried back towards Hogwarts, avoiding any other students they saw.

THIS IS A BREAK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR… BUT IT'S HERE!

"Oh my gosh!" Sarah said. "Look JJ!" She pointed towards the two soaking students running along the edge of the Forbidden Forest towards Hogwarts

"Wonder why they're so wet." Jareth said.

"Well, I don't think they can do any of their own spells, thanks to you."

"He he, it was a good one wasn't it?"

"Shut up. I'm going to go dry them off." Sarah said, walking towards them

"Harry! Hermione!" She called

The students in question turned to look at her. Both of them had lips tinted blue, paler than normal skin, and were shivering quite uncontrollably.

"Uh, hey guys" Sarah said

"Whizzle azzle yizzle nizzle spizzling lizzle thizzle?" (Why are you not speaking like this?) Hermione asked angrily, although it was even harder to understand her through her chattering teeth.

"Umm, no reason… izzle" Sarah said

"Whizzle thizzle hizzle! Whizzle yizzle spizzle gizzle?" Harry yelled

Sarah couldn't help it. She began to giggle

"Hey, what's so funny?" Jareth asked

"You." Sarah replied automatically. "Hey JJ…" She said

"What, um… Sar-babe."

"Heck no." She replied

"What?"

"That's the most horrendous 'nickname' anyone has ever given me. Now, can you take Harry and Hermione's spells off please?"

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"But I don't wan…" Sarah interrupted him

"I don't care. Just do it. I spose, we know their secrets, so we do kinda owe them a little."

"Well, I would think they owe us more, seeing as we brought them together, and we're going to remove their spell"

"True." Sarah replied. Harry and Hermione had remained silent throughout their entire conversation, looking at them sceptically

"Oh alright, I'll take it off." Jareth said. He threw a crystal at the pair, which ended their 'izzling', but didn't stop their shivering.

"What happened to you guys?" Sarah asked, throwing a crystal at them that would dry them off.

"Water, lake, fell in… pushed… FREEZING" Harry managed to mutter.

"I don't get it." Jareth said

"Neither do I" Sarah replied, pursing her lips. "Ah well, let's just take them up to the nurse." She began to lead Hermione and Harry towards Hogwarts… again

"Right, you do that." Jareth said. "I'll just, go… over… there"

"No." Sarah said firmly. "You come too. You'll have to face her one day." Sarah continued to lead Hermione. "You help Harry." She called over her shoulder.

"I hate her," He muttered to Harry. The boy didn't reply. He was too busy concentrating on keeping his body moving, and blood pumping through his veins.

MEANWHILE, IN THE NURSES OFFICE

Jareth's sister sat at Madame Pomfrey's desk filling her nails, while the sound of groaning came from a bed hidden by a curtain.

"Excuse me, Mistress Finvarra?" Sarah asked, poking her head around the doorway. The groaning stopped

"Yes, what is it?" Anastasia asked. She looked up. "Oh, it's you. That idiot brother of mine better not be with you, otherwi…" Jareth interrupted her

"Oh Anastasia dearest" He called. "These… lovely students need you."

He ushered the frozen Harry and Hermione into the room.

Anastasia sighed

"Oh alright then. What's the problem?"

"F-f-f-f-f-frozen." Hermione managed to utter.

"Ever since I got here, it's been work work work and nothing else." She held up her right hand, palm towards the pair, and braced her wrist with her left hand. A brilliant blue light was emitted from her hand, enveloping Harry and Hermione. Slowly the sounds of chattering teeth melted away

"Much better" Harry said. Their clothes were now dry, their hair no longer dripping water onto the floor.

"There, see Jareth, I am an awesome nurse. And you said I couldn't do it" Anastasia smiled triumphantly.

As she said this, however, the groaning student began again, growing louder and louder.

"Then what's wrong with that person?" Jareth asked, smirking

"Uh… nothing." Anastasia said quickly

"Nothing. Nothing? Nothing tra-la-la?" Jareth said, advancing upon her. "Then why is he making so much noise?

"Because."

Sarah pulled the curtain across the reveal the student.

It was Colin Creevey, a fourth year student in Gryffindor.

However, he was now bright orange, covered in black spots. His hands had become round and orange as well, and it appeared as though ever so slowly claws were growing from his knuckles.

"What the hell?" Harry said

"Thizzle Wizzle twizzles" Colin muttered. (Those Weasley twins… He's still under the spell, remember?)

"Apparently some thizzle wizzle twizzles gizzled hizzle sizzle pizzles tizzle mizzle hizzle a lizzle?" Anastasia said. "I don't know, he's talking weird for some reason… everyone is today, except you guys.

"I think it means… those winking twinklers got her super personal took may had a… liger?" Jareth said

"Take the stupid spell off him and he can tell us himself, dufus!" Sarah said. "What you said made no sense!" She hit him in the back of the head.

"Why don't you take it off?" Jareth argued

"Fine then, I will!" Sarah said. She paused, took a deep breath and conjured a crystal.

'Ok crystal ball, here's the deal. I need this spell to work so I can rub it in Jareth's face. If you do work… I'll give you a…kiss."

'Well Sarah, I don't know…' the crystal ball replied

'What the shizzle?' Sarah thought. 'Did the crystal ball just reply to me… did I just say shizzle?' Sarah shook her head. 'Anyway, Mr Crystal… sir… can you please make the person I throw this at talk normally?'

'Well, I am a lady, but alright then. But you have to promise to be nice to poor little Jareth. you don't know what is going through his mind… just try to understand him a little better. And remember the circumstances in which you met at Gringotts.'

Sarah didn't really understand what the crystal was saying… at all… but she agreed anyway.

And then, she threw it at Colin.

'Remember the circumstances in which you met at Gringotts…what in the world?' Sarah thought as it threw through the air.

'oh god, please work!'

AUTHOR'S NOTE… which actually has important information for you!

OMGizzle!

I have decided to put in a competition

The first person to review this chapter with the right quote from Labyrinth(which I put in there…) wins a…kiss from a crystal ball…

gizzle gizzle

Ummm… I don't remember if I liked this chapter… I wrote the nurse part when I was in maths… again… and then I remembered that I actually had a sort of plot forming at the beginning, so I thought I might as well work on that a little so I have a plot…

Anyways!

Tomorrow is the last day of school… YAY!!!!!!!!

I think I have defeated my word limit once again… WOOT. The average should be going up a bit I think…

I'm watching this new anime called Black Cat, which I don't really get, because I'm not paying much attention… though I think I have the gist, and sort of understand what's happening… they have cat luring bombs… tizzle hizzle!

OH NO!!!
EVE'S TURNING INTO A MONSTER…but why:'(

Ok, here's another Saiyuki quote for you, just because I LOOOOOOOOOOVE it… a LOT

Lolz

Jiroushin: Pardon me, goddess, but why did you send the chosen four on an earth bound path? Their journey west would be far faster if you would have allowed them heavenly travel.
Merciful Goddess: Geographical arrival is not the only goal. Currently they are painfully lacking in both the ability and the solidarity that will be necessary for them to accomplish our true goal. They are not only travelling to a physical destination, but a spiritual one as well.
Jiroushin: Of course. I'm sorry, I should not have doubted your methods.
Merciful Goddess: I'm kidding. It's just that it's much more interesting this way, don't you think?

Have a loverly Thursday/Friday!

Lovelovelove!

Queen of the Nymphos…

PSdizzle

WC1,614 Words

WOOO OVER THE AVERAGE!!!!