"I think I bought too much candy," Jasper said, eyeballing the gigantic pile of chocolate.
It was Halloween night and, this being his first Halloween in the apartment, he wanted to make sure he didn't run out. It didn't seem like that much when it was in the humongous cart at Costco, but now that it was taking up the entire couch and most of the coffee table he was slightly overwhelmed with the amount of sweets in front of him.
"You can return it if you don't open it. Don't start eating it, Jasper, or you're going to barf tequila and peanut butter cups all over the place at 2:00 in the morning and I'm not cleaning it up," Edward said as he walked out of the bathroom. The only thing he had on was a towel and it was slung so low around his hips that Jasper's dick immediately sprang to attention and all worries of an overabundance of candy went out the window.
"Wanna fuck on a bed of Almond Joys?" Jasper said, grinning and flopping down onto one of the piles that was stacked on the couch.
Edward rolled his eyes at his completely ridiculous boyfriend while taking the towel from around his waist so that he could dry his hair with it. His hair, it should be noted, didn't really need to be dried but he got a kick out of making Jasper squirm.
"I don't know if we have time," Edward said nonchalantly. "Since you insisted on inviting people over, you know. And you still have to take a shower and put on whatever ridiculous costume you have planned."
"You are such a drag," Jasper responded, trying his best to look unaffected as he unwrapped a Twix and seductively shoved the whole thing into his mouth. He started choking, of course, and Edward rushed over to smack him on the back.
"Are you okay?" Edward asked, genuinely concerned that Jasper might choke and die on a Twix bar and he would not only lose the love of his life but also be left with a mountain of candy as an awful reminder of what happens when you try to deep throat a fun-sized candy bar.
"Yeah," Jasper sputtered. "But you better have your way with me. Life is short, Edward."
Jasper did his best woe-is-me-puppy-dog eyes, blinking and sniffling for good measure. There may have been a tear too. Edward responded with a kiss and Jasper groaned, thanking God and Buddha and Jesus Bear that he was about to get some relief. Edward pulled his shirt off with one hand while popping the buttons on his fly with the other. Jasper wiggled out of his pants and grinned when Edward noticed that he was going commando.
"You're rotten," Edward told him in between kisses that were starting to travel down Jasper's abdomen.
"Really," he kissed, "Fucking," he licked, "Rotten," he bit right before he wrapped his mouth around Jasper's cock and swallowed him whole. Edward sucked and twisted and then went back down and back up again before dropping him completely.
Jasper whined at the loss of lips around his dick but Edward just smiled and said, "That, sweetheart, is how you do it."
a/n
Why does Edward always have to have the last word?
LyricalKris provided the pic prompt for this one too. Check it out here: http:/teamfreewill-fanart(dot)tumblr(dot)com/post/12186148528/wondersmith-last-halloween-drawing-for-the
We've stopped going in chronological order. I suppose at this point they've been together-together for at least a few months. It's not really relevant to the story. Also, there's more to this Halloween thing, including Riley in a tutu. I may write it tonight if Rob keeps a low profile (see what I did there?) and doesn't get all promo-y and make me do actual work. Six of one, half dozen of the other. ;)
Thank you as always to TheRainGirl4 for her mad editing skillz. ILY.