"You are not stopping there. Edward. No, no," Jasper whined, grasping at Edward as he stood up with a smirk and started to walk away.
Unfortunately, the only thing to grab onto was Edward's still-shower-slick skin so Jasper did what any desperate man in that situation would do and jumped, monkey style, onto Edward's back. Edward laughed, grabbing the arm of the sofa to try to steady himself but was unsuccessful. Both of them went crashing back down into the giant pile of candy.
"You've smooshed my Mounds!" Jasper exclaimed in mock horror as a naked Edward rolled around laughing and trying to get out of the clutches of his horndog boyfriend.
It wasn't that he didn't want to continue what he started, but he wanted even more for Jasper to be so worked up that by the time they were alone again he wouldn't be able to contain himself. That was the best kind of Jasper and Edward knew exactly what would happen.
Jasper would paw, dry hump, lick, and grope Edward until he got so frustrated that pieces of clothing started to mysteriously come off. Then he would make pouty faces that Edward would ignore until Jasper finally got pissed off enough to kick everyone out. He would then pretend like he wasn't in the mood anymore, but Edward knew that it would only take approximately four-and-a-half minutes before they would be in bed (or on the couch or the kitchen table or up against the front door) and Jasper would be yelling dirty things as Edward rode his cock like a Kentucky Derby winner. This scenario played out at least once every other week.
"Go take a shower and get dressed. And keep your hands off your dick," he said, slapping Jasper's ass as he jumped up ran into the bedroom, locking the door behind him.
Thirty minutes later, Edward gave up trying to apply eyeliner in a way that didn't make him look like a raccoon and left the bedroom to let whoever was pounding on the front door into the apartment.
"Come in, come in for fuck's sake," Edward shouted. The door flew open and Emmett and Riley, two of Jasper and Edward's friends from school, came barreling inside. Emmett went straight into the kitchen with several bags full of liquor but Edward was reduced to near hysterics at the sight of Riley, who started twinkle-toeing around the living room, tossing glitter all over the place and swooping a sparkly wand around over his head. He was covered from head to toe in pink, from his tights to his tutu.
"I'm the cock fairy," Riley grinned, taking a swig from the handle of tequila that he was also carrying.
"Can you believe I've been running around town for the last hour and a half with that little freakshow?" Emmett laughed. "We got propositioned by a tranny over on Second Street."
"She was hot, Em," Riley said, becoming quite serious. "I'm telling you, you need to branch out. You're going to waste the best years of your life on sorority girls who don't know the meaning of the word prostate." Emmett just rolled his eyes at his best friend who had fluttered over to the candy and was having his way with a Twix bar, much more successfully than Jasper, it should be noted.
"I have to agree with Riley, Em," Edward said in between swigs of rum (he was dressed as a pirate, so it only seemed natural). "You've never really lived until you've had a big, fat dick up your ass."
"Both of you guys can kiss my ass," Emmett responded before really thinking about what he was saying. Riley, of course, took his request to heart and started chasing Emmett around the kitchen with puckered lips, madly waving his fairy wand.
Edward was doubled over with laughter when Jasper opened the bathroom door and did some kind of a hybrid Rebel yell whistle thing, getting everyone's attention.
"This is your super secret, totally awesome costume? Could you be any more of a cliché?" Edward asked, rolling his eyes and laughing even harder. Jasper was dressed like a gay rodeo clown from 1976, complete with leather chaps, a cowboy hat and a fringed vest.
Jasper just grinned and sauntered over to the kitchen to where Edward was standing. He ghosted over Edward's lips with his own, tipping his hat to him right before he turned around and bent over. Emmett howled with laughter and Riley began hooting and hollering, but all Edward could manage to do was pick his jaw up off the floor as he stood staring at Jasper's beautiful, bare ass hanging out the back of his chaps.
"What?" Jasper asked, blinking innocently as he straightened up and turned around. "I thought I dropped something."
a/n
You know, this was never supposed to be a real story with any kind of plot. ;) There is one more chapter left to this Halloween thing and then we're moving on! I will try to write a legit lemon into the next update, though.
What happens after all the candy is gone? Tweet me and tell me what you want because left to my own devices things could get...hairy. I'm donnersun and I don't like hair so come say hi!
As always, thank you TheRainGirl4 for reading and editing and to Suz for being so disgusted that I can't help but to write more.
::tosses glitter and prances away::