Edward spent the entirety of the party standing behind Jasper, trying to shield his ass from the people packing their apartment. The only plus side to the whole situation was that Edward's dick was pretty much in constant contact with Jasper's backside, and Jasper wasn't shy when it came to rubbing his ass all over Edward's crotch.

Edward finally decided he had enough and was the one that finally kicked everyone out. He was annoyed that his plan had backfired, annoyed that the apartment looked like a mob of ADD kangaroos on acid had thrown a kegger in it, and annoyed that he'd had an incredibly painful erection for the past six hours. When the last person left (it was Riley, who Emmett had finally thrown over his shoulder and carried out), Edward closed the front door and slumped against it, completely defeated.

"What's stuck up your ass?" Jasper asked him with a grin. Edward just glared and set about picking up empty beer bottles and candy wrappers. Riley's glitter was covering every square inch of the apartment but Edward planned on dragging his hungover ass back over first thing in the morning and making him clean it up in nothing but the tutu and a tiara.

He was so busy being a grump that he didn't even notice that Jasper has completely removed all of his clothes except for the cowboy hat and had sat down on the couch. When Edward finally turned around and saw him, Jasper was lazily stroking his dick with one hand and eating a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup with the other.

Edward dropped the trash bag and pounced, his sour mood a thing of the past. He wrapped his hand around Jasper's and they stroked together as Edward kissed him, reclaiming his boyfriend.

"Need...you..." Jasper panted, breaking the kiss and grabbing a fistful of Edward's hair. He thrust up, looking down and shuddering at the sight of their hands threaded together around his cock. Edward wrapped his free hand around Jasper's waist and bit down on his neck, marking him with a growl.

"Only if you promise not to flaunt your ass around in public anymore," Edward responded to Jasper's plea.

"If it gets you all growl-y and shit then I'm not making any promises," Jasper replied, squirming underneath of Edward and wondering why the fuck his boyfriend was still wearing pants.

"You make me crazy," Edward said, smiling as he stood up and started to unbutton his pants.

Jasper swatted his hand away and took over, leaning forward and kissing across Edward's hips and then moving down and taking his dick in his mouth.

Edward's knees buckled and he leaned forward, pushing Jasper back and hovering above him. Jasper hummed around Edward's dick as he slowly worked his way up and then back down again, his pace excruciatingly slow.

He reached up for Edward's mouth and slid two fingers in. Edward copied the movements of Jasper's mouth, sucking on his fingers as Jasper continued suck his cock.

"Fuck, Jasper. I'm so ready," Edward groaned as he rode Jasper's fingers. Jasper released Edward's dick from his mouth and reached down in between the couch cushions, producing a bottle of lube and looking back up with a sneaky, proud-of-himself grin. He somehow managed to open the lube and coat his erection, never missing a beat of what was going on inside Edward's ass.

The look of concentration on Jasper's face made Edward laugh, but it immediately turned into another groan as Jasper hooked his fingers in just the right way before pulling them out, lowering Edward into his lap, and replacing them with his dick. Jasper wrapped his arms around Edward as they began to rock back in forth in unison.

"Love you," Jasper breathed into Edward's neck.

"Love you too, cowboy," Edward replied, smiling as he looked up and noticed the glitter that was covering nearly all of Jasper's body.

The cock fairy had indeed been good to him tonight.

a/n

And...that's the end of Halloween. Hope you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing and favoriting. I sincerely appreciate it. Thank you to TheRainGirl4 for editing. I 3 you.

I was pulling out of my neighborhood this morning and there was a half empty 40 of High Life sitting on the curb. I think it's a sign to keep having fun with these boys. I probably won't update every day, but I'll try to stay consistent. Please send me pics and prompts! It's a fun challenge.

Until next time, stay sparkly! xo